₦airaland Forum

wiloy2k8:
u mumu sha

Thank you Baba!

adam500hr:
I can only owe you on one thing, thats to apologize to her that I called her names, in which I'll immediately provide evidence of slandering me over the phone with the male friend she claim she has. A full explanation on that is required.
Moreso, is that how rotten marriages should be, that a woman should use dirty tactics mind games to get her husband to disburse funds that is not and should not be demanded for? If thats the kind of mind games some women use, I am not accommodating such in my own union, na big brother house my famil dey live? Ihian!! If i hear!!!

Oya na!

As always,I don't like one sided stories.

But oga Adam, you lost my respect when you started getting worked up about her calls and issues...then you went down yonder to call names...oga...e dalu ya (you fail am ).

To remedy your case,those phone calls and etc were done to swing you to action.

You know like get you scared of loosing her and then you do her bidding.

But that lady is brilliant sha.

She is not cheating...she is only working on your mind.

I repeat...she is not cheating...mind games.

Now,play the fool card,bro,the olodo card.

Beg her,tell her how sorry you are, be more olodotic about it by shedding so many shoulder vibrating tears with phlegm oozing out of your nostrils...yes...those tears.

Now,buy something for her and promise to help her with the money ...SOON!

Peace restored at SOON!

Then few days later ...you got her at cloud 99,tell her a touchy tale as to why you can't raise the money.

Be sorry man,Show pain,loose your sleep about it, you feel me?

Let her see the worry on your face but bro,don't you ever agree to do the loan thingy with her bro.

We women can drag one yonder if they let us...I warn you...do not agree...And remember...Show thy pain...let it be written all over you!

You owe me you know.

smellingmenses:
If na me and you by the time I tear your undies thrice in search of the honeypot ... You would couple your acts or become undyless.

No time.... I can't cheat in marriage... I can't self-service in marriage I MUST have my own honeypot.... No apologies...And it must be on point or ...
By on point I mean COMMAND PERFORMANCE.

Biko explain 'COMMAND PERFORMANCE'.

You will get help when you tell the 'public forum' you are asking for help what you are sick with.

Oga,many people are sick that we see everyday and by choice help or decide otherwise.

Bring your evidence of ill health and you will get response...positive one maybe.

For now,we just deh yimu you.

Bye.

German Language is also studied in Alliance français in Enugu.

Very clean.
I wish.

Op,you said you don't want to spend your little savings on IVF and not grt results...right?

How would you know if you don't try.

My oga would say 'aga ata ego n'onu?'
(we can't eat paper money as food)

please I advise you work hand in hand with an IVF specialist.

My best friend has being trying for 11 years.,as I type this,she is 5 months gone with triplets.

IVF!!!
Don't forget to share you testimony with us ooo!!!

He that has ear should heed.

Vagabond ooo

Wagaglue ooo

Xagaacrelyic...

You didn't tell us what you said before the name callings started.

You want us to whin and press charges on the 'fatherly respected oga boss'?

Not gonna happen woman,fix your home and stop looking to fix it when it isn't broken.

Bye!!!

Odilafta1:
My opinion,stop taking his name calling personal cos I believe you were aware of that trait before you married him.
Some marriages last not because there were no quarrels and name calling but because some things were overlooked.
Secondly,stop trying to make him take back his words while the tension is still up as it would only fuel things further.

I should take you out for lunch sometime for this comment.Op...you should take heed.

mastermaestro:
Simple "thank you ma" won't take away your headship of your home. She isn't staying forever! Don't start a needless headless meaningless avoidable Cold War in your young home. Next time, thank mama for the meal. I know you would feel awkward about it. Just do it!!

Honour the woman, dude. But you may ignore my advice if you are older than her.

OP,if I were you,I'd take this advice to heart.
This world is very easy!
Remember you will be somebody's father in law one day.
What measure would you want to be meted to you?

Life na jeje oooo!

princemillla:
OP I totally disagree with you bro.

I have never seen a single problematic car in my years of using vehicle. All balls down to users. Believe me this your list is someone Best ride, that may av been serving for years.

I also have one con's here on nairaland on my nissan quest but someone encouraged me Costee and till today I don't av single regret or anything.

Please how good is the quest bro?

Hello guys, Please I need all the information about a vacation in Jos.
Thanks.

0705

My dad's mum and I are very close.
She wouldn't sit up for months but each time she hears my voice (she's blind now),she sits up.

I didn't see her this holidays,am so teary eyed now,and I must see her soon before she goes over...she is approaching 100.

Thanks OP for this.
I love you odawuzo!!!

jazinogold:


op i wouldnt be suprised if you found out that you are older than her just as Broilers dy always look bigger than old layer

Farmer bro!
Cool Illustrations.

Well done bro,may I contact you for some info?

Time...oh dear time!

We all have issues that we are dealing with in our various marriages.

The only difference is the magnitude and the approach of both predator and the prey.

Time!

Go into your room and if you have a mirror,back that mirror and act that way henceforth.

Do you get it?

If you have been expecting from your lovely husband,stop expecting.

If you are teary eyed whenever he comes home late...wipe those tears.
No one is worth those tears except they are tears of joy.

Be overly nice and pretend you are a single mum with a flat mate whom you love so much.

Lastly,don't bother our good God with your sorrows honey,just chit chat with God.

Chitchatting is miraculous.

Always remember that the reason you have a job is to ease you a bit,ask yourself..'what if I had no job?'

There are other women whose umbrellas leak a thousand holes.

Cheer up madam...Make merry with your kids.

I have never seen the reason to comment on e-begging threads.
I just read,shake my head and bite my nails.

Do you e -beggars know what an average nigerian goes through to make ends meet?

Do you?

Do you know that some of us have family members who are dependent on our meagre earnings?

Do you?

This forum is not filled with 'naira' as its name implies.

Stop begging!

Have a little dignity!

Onye Igbo adi ayo #babiala op!

A man doesn't beg.

You go out there and WORK!!!

You die trying!

That's what a real man does!!!

My landlord is knocking...see?!

My rent has been due since...

#babiala

Okwa ifulu unu bu Ndi uka ula gwuru n'anya... jirinu mmadu piawa okoso!

Give it time...it's just the recession playing tricks on you.
It will pass...

Akerry:
did you get the job with WAEC?

No...why?

I got to the interview stage.

Akerry:
though I saw them holding the list in our office.... it might be paid soon though

Ah!Abeg ooo
I need that money ooo.
Thanks.

Akerry:
they are yet to. we are still waiting for them

Bros,well done ooo,I heard they have paid some of the candidates,infact they paid last week.

Please has WAEC paid some of you that attended the interview in August your travelling allowances?









Cc :
Superflakky
Heisjesus

FDR,Government hospitals do not need your husband's consent for you to undergo family planning whateverish.

They don't!

ObaKlaz:
Why don't you put your money where your mouth is? Here are my suggestions, take your pick:


Plant bugs and spy gadgets on her

Contract some smart guys to go undercover and trail her everywhere

Get a drone to monitor her movements by yourself.

...Or you could just shut it and quit being paranoid!

Bestseller!

Onegai:
Belle.

See, Nigerian boys and girls grow up in a Nigerian Family, surrounded by Nigerian Society. Just imagine all what you have heard and seen about Marriage in Nigeria, what percentage was good? But whilst girls are taught to accept, manage and deal with the situation, 75% of boys are taught nothing positive. So the girls and boys grow up and when Adult, Marital and Parental responsibilities rear their heads, the boys usually go fleeing. Their flight usually coincides with "She's pregnant for me".

I'm not bashing guys, it is a guy that explained this to me. He said no matter how much a Naija guy claims to love a girl, once she is pregnant and they have not wedded fully, the guy goes into panic mode. Because he has not spent his life preparing for Marriage, he spent it preparing for How to Make Money, Buy Car, Build House in His Village, etc. My friend did the same thing to his wife. My hubby would do the same and judging by so many tales on NL, so would 75% of Naija boys.

I haven't met a single one of the other 25%, you know, the "my bf heard I was pregnant, stepped up to the plate instead of panicking and taking out his fear on me and fully supported me till this moment as my husband". I'm really hoping to meet one soon.

Here!