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ToriBaze:


http://toribaze.com/entertainment/jay-revealed-realised-mother-lesbian/





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Lots of girls for you mum, all the groupies show her love

GrammarCheck:
E reach to braid 1 million braids

Lol

Evablizin:



Some ladies have made up their mind to bring disgrace to womanhood continually.

SMH.

She's a big girl, she can take it

Do they serve flying f#cks there?

ruggedized1:
This is more like approving more money for Bubu's boys(Boko Haram & Herdsmen) to intensify their onslaught ahead 2019 election.

Don't worry the shock of the century awaits them, Na then u go know the kind armoury wen people get for south, we de look the soap opera

Hit man hard hitter, this guy might not need to reload

Spar7tan:
This gele no be here o, the thing be like hand fan. Dope!

Na wa, the attachment for eye nko?

I hear say urhobo men are quick and dangerous, if woman no wear pant and she cross where urhobo man piss? Instant take in, belle go show, it must be the sapele water

stephanie11:
@POLITICSNGR

Information reaching the PoliticsNGR newsdesk this afternoon reveals that Senator Mustapha Bukar(APC Katsina-North) has died in Abuja.

His death was confirmed by his younger brother, Kanta Bukar.  The late Bukar was aged 63.

Bukar was born in Daura on December 31, 1954. He is an indigene of Katsina State. He is married and blessed with children.
He attended Daura 1 Primary School from 1961 to 1968; proceeded to Government College Katsina from 1969 to 1973. For his University Education, he attended the prestigious  Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria from 1974 to 1978  where he obtained a Bachelor of Science degree in Civil Engineering. He thereafter did his compulsory one year National Youth Service (NYSC) in Imo State.

He later became a Chartered Engineer. He is a member of the Institute of Civil Engineers, Council of Registered Engineers of Nigeria, Nigerian Society of Engineers (NSE) American Water Work Association and is also the President, Nigerian Water Supply Association; Chairman African Water Resources and Member, Nigeria Institute of Management.
 
In 1989, Engineer Mustapha was appointed General Manager/Chief Executive of the Katsina State Water Board and was made the commissioner of Agriculture, Water Resources after the rationalization of ministries.
He was appointed director of social duties in the Federal ministry of Agriculture, Water Resources and Rural Development in 1992, a position that placed him in charge of many large scale water supply projects including the world Bank financed national water rehabilitation project which is aimed at physical rehabilitation of urban water schemes in the 36 states including Federal Capital Territory (FCT) as well as the institutional development of the 37 states with state water Agencies.
 
On April 7, 1999, Engineer Mustapha Bukar became Director, water supply and quality control, a position that absorbs his function as a Director, special duties and other projects under his supervision and co-ordination, such as water quality laboratories projects, UNICEF/FGN joint rural water supply and sanitation programme, UNICEF Assisted National Water Supply and Sanitation monitoring and Evaluation programme. Others are national water supply policy rural water supply (Special Intervention Projects).

https://politicsngr.com/breaking-another-apc-senator-dies-abuja/

How many more to go..........

NEXT!

donstan18:
Toke Makinwa is a m'dafvqa who's popular only on Nland and always appearing on front page anytime she buys new pant or bra, she's one of the wannabe feminist who came online to write and rant on how a man cheated on her while she has been sleeping and giving doggy to a Nigerian millionaire old man aged enough to be her ancestor.

Ancestors of Toke Pls bow your head for a minute of shame

Letenwam:
Superstar Nigerian born British actor, John Boyega, has finally reacted to Toke Makinwa's rant about getting assaulted by one of his bodyguards.

Recall that Toke Makinwa had claimed to have been assaulted at a restaurant, Crossroads, in Lagos by one of John Boyega's bodyguards.

The media personality who appeared angry over the incident, took to her Instagram page on Thursday, January 4, 2017, where she wrote a really detailed account of what happened at the said restaurant which is situated in the premises of Eko Hotel and Suites.

According to her, even though she had an early flight to catch, she wanted to make clear her experience in the hands of the bodyguard to Hollywood actor, John Boyega. She feels that if she was a guy, she wouldn't have been treated in such manner.

Toke went on to write about how she was not only embarrassed, but also prevented from being served in the restaurant until John Boyega came in and the bodyguard gave the management the go-ahead.

However when interviewed on CoolFM this morning, the incident was brought to John Boyega's notice and after some bouts of laughter, he asked who Toke Makinwa is. Here's the video below;

https://lailasnews.com/who-is-toke-makinwa-john-boyega-finally-reacts-to-toke-makinwas-assault-story/

Imagine the pain.....,
this is painful
I'll tell my mummy for you

4reala:
Na wah o. The level of crime rate for dis regime is incomparable.

Internal security breaches and lapses the highest in history

zone51:
Did you read the post at all?....
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The uniform had since been banned by the present administration so it's not hard to detect he's impersonating

sammyscholar:
Olatayo Samuel writes:

THE ORDEAL AND TRIUMPH OF A FEMALE COLLEAGUE ON CAMPUS

She did everything she had seen every successful student did to get excellent results. She read for long hours, attended every tutorial, yet, she always got average scores. She wanted distinction, or upper credit, at the very least, but she always wallowed in the deep of lower credit. She wanted 80s, 70s as scores, but 40s and 50s would not stop welcoming her whenever she visited the score board.

She is beautiful. Aye! She is naturally endowed! She does not need make up because she is naturally made up. She was cynosure of every lecturer's eyes. They wanted her: they wanted her body to satisfy their lustful desires.

Everyone knew she was not the kind of student who messed around or wanted any dirty affair with the lecturers even though she's sociable and respectful to everyone.

But these corrupt men would stop at nothing to get what they wanted. They knew she craved good grades and she was doing all that she could to get it. But, just like every other average student like her, the biggest of her effort could not get her more than average results.

So, they felt they could toss her some baits, using her strong desire for good grades.

"We would help her get the good grades she wants. We would tell other lecturers to accord her good grades, too. However, she should be ready to be in our good books. She should be ready to do our bids, just like some of her colleagues do".

"That is a bait too big to miss the hit," they assured themselves. "It is what almost every female student who struggles with academics like her wants," they said, with evil grin.

She resisted their advances and ingenuine help altogether. Even though she badly wanted good grades, and that her hardest effort could not get her more than average scores, she was strongly determined not to mess herself up on any lecturer's bed.

They discovered she would not budge an inch, no matter how hard, or what trick, they tried. Then, they resorted to threat. They shouted at her at every opportunity. They orally harassed her. They made her look stupid and dumb in the eyes of other students. They knew she was emotional and could barely form words whenever her emotion ran high. She always stuttered, although mildly, whenever she was worked up or put under stress. Even when she had ostensibly done nothing wrong, they would call her in public and begin to lambaste her.

They were the predators that ruled the jungle. And she was only a little vulnerable mouse, struggling for life in the midst of cruel devourers.

"You cannot be this beautiful and go like that without any of us having a taste of you," they always said, albeit covertly.

All this they did to a point that she started crying out. She had been battling this herself but she seemed not to have the strength to do it alone again. She needed whom she could pour her heart to so the weight would be light on her.

It is not even that she had not been crying before this day. She had but had always fought the tears from escaping her eyes lest people begin to inquire into the tale she was not ready to tell. I am also sure that she had, at one time or two, left herself to shed all the tears her body could produce when she was alone in her room.

I can never forget those words she muttered to us while tears cascaded down her beautiful face one fateful afternoon.

Heavily sobbing, she said, "This my womanhood en! It belongs to my husband and only him will see and touch it! No lecturer will! God will not make their evil wish come to pass on me!"

"Most of my colleagues are doing it but I never will. I will never do it. I never, ever will," she resolved.

Months and years have passed after we graduated. Today, she has a handsome, financially-okay, caring husband who respects and cares very much for her. God has also blessed her with beautiful child and her family has always known good days. Things are okay and peaceful with her today.

You wonder why God is making things sweet for her today? It is because she did not mess up her yesterday! Things are working pretty good for her today because she was not reckless about her yesterday.

She did not disobey her conscience while on campus. She did not mess herself up on the bed of a lecturer. She was determined but wasn't desperate to do any silly thing for grades. She respected her hubby yet unknown and made sure she kept herself clean and sealed for him.

So what can be said about you? Are you allowing your desires to make you desperate? If that is the case with you, please change today. Do not lose your dignity on the altar of desperation.

Always respect and protect your tomorrow!

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rayblings:
On Sunday, 1 April 2018. A meeting was organized by the landlord of the house where I live. He mandated us (each tenants) to contribute 2,500 Naira for the repairs of the damaged machine.

I'm hell-bent on not contributing a dime because it's the responsibility of the landlord to fix anything that concerns the house. I stand to be corrected and will change my mind if I am wrong hence, the reason for seeking opinions here.

NOTE: this is not the first time we would be contributing money to fix one thing or the other, pumping machine today, tomorrow it would be transformer issue..

And I PAY MONTHLY FOR OUR BOREHOLE WATER oo

Are you a fool, don't you know how to beat someone? Especially an old fool? Get him arrested or warn him off

Martial law or breakdown of law , Nigeria needs T.Y danjuma now

How did this happen, suicide case no do una, alli add tire to the problem? Haba Allah, Haba Allah

hazan041:




Now they've caught them again......

But how do they escape before?

Same way your national budget take miss

alexhman:
Its not quite sure if this is a message of support or a shade. Either ways, street pop musician, Small Doctor says he needs a drama queen in his life and wouldn't mind to 'wife' Big Brother Naija housemate, Ceec.

see more tweets @ http://www.ritalori.com/im-waiting-ceec-back-home-need-drama-queen-life-small-doctor/

No native doctor knows the cure to self poisoning,

Work don start, prepare to pay like mugu

stephanie11:
An Ex-house of Representative member, Hon Independence Ogunewe is dead.

PoliticsNGR gathered that the legislator was found dead in his house after several attempts to reach him via phone failed. His corpse has been deposited at the National Hospital mortuary Abuja.

Honourable Ogunewe was a 2-time member of the 6th Assembly, representing Ahiazu Ezinhitte Federal constituency, Imo state.

According to News24extra, below are the photos obtained from the Scene(Viewer Discretion advised);

https://politicsngr.com/breaking-pdp-house-reps-member-found-dead-toiletphotos/

Purge, over feeding

owoicho13:
The Kogi State governor, Alhaji Yahaya Bello, has spoken up on how he sustained injury on his left foot and had his leg bandaged by doctors. He said the incident happened while he was alighting from a vehicle.

The governor made this known on Tuesday through his Media and Publicity Director-General, Kingsley Fanwo, while dispelling speculations that he is “either hospitalised or otherwise incapacitated”.

“The Governor missed his footing last Friday, March 30, 2018 while alighting from a vehicle and injured his left foot. He was treated by his doctors, who bandaged the leg and discharged him.

“We thank all the Governor’s supporters and well-wishers who reached us to inquire after his wellbeing. His Excellency is doing very well and will be at work as usual after the Easter holidays.

“Once again, the Governor sends his best wishes to Kogites for the Easter Season and beyond,” the statement read.

https://www.benuepress.com/2018/04/gov-yahaya-bellos-current-health-status-revealed-by-kogi-govt-after-car-accident/

Please do me bandage should be used on his brain, maybe sense go enter

cchiagom:
Fake things everywhere including bottled water. May God have mercy on us!

Simple home made items are being imported, OK China will kill u with it

DonPiiko:
Will like to fuuuuck this chic really hard

Don't bother, Na cry she go de cry like witch when e broom loss

latestmodel:
Aren't you shameless?
At least wear a cheap bra

Check her school results,
Class of degree: ARISTO class degree

latestmodel:
Aren't you shameless?
At least wear a cheap bra

Check her school results,
Class of degree: ARISTO degree

sonnie10:
Last time you showed the front, now you are showing the sides. What else are you covering them for?

Na guava sef, e no be like mercy Johnson own, milk no de

Soreza:
Can't buhari do the same for us abeg

You f#ker lolllll

Ugoeze2016:
She is the real slay mama

She looks younger, can pass for 50 years

Happy birthday mama

I know some young girls that can't match this grand mothers looks, everything about them is abused and artificial, hard work no kill her, it made her rich and respected do Pls slay mamas and what's it called again? Please get a life like hers

GavelSlam:
She try.

One of the silent tycoons in our midst.

Not just silent, she's not a drama personal and not a lousy wife.

Hi tonto

Tea bags

dainformant:
The issue of domestic violence cant be over-emphasized. A woman has accused her husband of brutalizing her and maltreating her in their marriage. The injured woman who reached out to human rights lawyer, ‎Emeka Ugwuonye‎ - is seeking for a divorce from the marriage after accusing her husband of some horrible things including seizing her resident permit to hinder her from traveling for her business trips.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/husband-allegedly-brutalizes-his-pretty-wife-as-she-seeks-for-divorce-photos.html

In reality, she she don cry blood really, this Na kponsing for thief na!