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Pdp vs apc

BoneBlogger:
Police operatives in Rivers state have apprehended a notorious drug trafficker and a kidnap suspect who abducted and threatened to rape two young girls in Nkpolu area in Port-Harcourt, the state capital. The suspect was arrested and is currently in custody, while his female victims were rescued by the police officers.

Also, a fruitful raid was carried out in the same Nkpolu area where a cultist/armed robber suspect was arrested along with his three cousins. A locally made pistol was recovered from his house which he allegedly confessed to ownership.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/notorious-drug-trafficker-abducts-2-girls-in-port-harcourt-threatens-to-rape-them-photos.html

OC torture please focus on the pawpaw

ImaIma1:
Neither should i be the chef or maid. He didn't marry him to be a slave neither did i marry him to be one.

He could also take me for granted if i contribute money to the house needs

That's your belief but women who are wise do it and helps the man even bounce high u don't hear them singing in town that the man borrowed money for his success, of you worship a stone too long it will work miracles for you, if you are afraid of men u will never have peace with any man, the night mare will become alive even when it's unrealistic

ImaIma1:
Alpha male indeed.

Alpha males that will still be collecting money from their women.

Some of them are only alpha males on nairaland. In their homes, they are sissy males. Roaring lions on NL and ants at home.

Igbo woman and her money,

ImaIma1:
Nairaland guys won't like this.

They are alpha males .

They believe that if a man does chores or cook, the woman will take it for granted and lose respect for them...blah blah blah

Not me at least I do try..... But it either gets toasted or the red Sea affects it's taste

Arm this thing with babushska and 30 cal browning guns and let visit Sambisa

Simple problem, simple solution

My grandmother once told me "never bring a hungry girl home for dinner, she will feed on you and when tired she will bring her family in to feast on you, and when they are tired they will call their friends too" hungry kids have no etiquette.

gidimasters:
A lady identified on Twitter as @Lafunki is here to explain her ordeal with a lady who falsely accused a guy of RAPE.

https://jobmonker.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/instablog9ja_29090873_1852769705021941_4540034285914030080_n.jpg




Source: https://jobmonker.com/2018/03/nigerian-lady-confesses-to-falsely-accusing-a-man-of-rape-to-teach-him-a-lesson/

. B*tch spotted

fk002:
Don't worry Mr president everything will be alright, your second tenure will prove your good gesture and will to Nigerians....





PMB till 2023

Check your car please the dash board is signalling a caution light, it says "check your brain please"

First of all am not at home!

Treas006:
Controversial Nollywood actress Tonto Dikeh just posted this photo on her instagram account and fans are reacting

What is wrong with the photo?
http://www.wakawoman.com/see-photo-of-tonto-dikeh-looking-like-a-doll/

Wowwww! Looks like the b*tch on her right arm gas finally taken over her life, NEXT!

You should see the pains in the face of the girls that day "these soldiers just ruined or trips"

elgramz:
Where are the modafuckin monkeys?

I love this especially the banana clips

nairavsdollars:
Invasion by monkeys from natural habitat is forcing many residents of Soluyi/Sosanya Community in Gbagada, Lagos State, to flee. Some of the residents told the News men in Lagos on Monday that they could no longer withstand the situation.

They called on the state government to save the community from the trouble, saying that the animals forced their ways into their rooms, destroying window and door nets, food stuffs and other items.

The Chairman of the community’s Landlord Association, Mr Adigun Olaleye, said that it had become difficult for the community to curtail the monkeys and their destructive attitude.

He said that the invasion might have resulted from the nearness of the community to a swamp forest that separated the community from Ifako area.



According to him, the monkeys come into residences at any time including early morning and gain entrance into rooms even if the houses are locked.

Olalaye told the News men that the community had written a letter to the Lagos State Ministry of Agriculture as regards the situation but had yet to get a relief.

“They said we would have to pay for them to come and pack the monkeys,” he said. He said that the invasion had been on for years but recently became unbearable.

Olaleye appealed to the state government to urgently intervene.

Narrating her ordeal, a journalist who lives in the community, Mrs Funmilola Gboteku, told the News men that the monkeys had forced her family to flee.

“Many times, these monkeys come to the neighbourhood to destroy our property. Once they see food items inside a house, they direct all their energies at gaining entrance forcefully.



“The monkeys are in the habit of tearing the protective nets on windows to gain entrance and eat whatever they find in the house.“I have had to replace the protective nets several times; I am tired of doing it.

“I have been locking my windows but locking of windows has disadvantages; there is no cross ventilation in the house, and as a result, we suffer heat,’’ she told the News men.

Another landlord, Mr Oluwatosin Aregbesola, told the News men that his tenants were no longer feeling safe in the house because of the monkeys.

“The monkeys enter kitchens to eat our soups and any food stuff on the shelf.

“The day I tried to catch one of them, the monkey attacked me by using its long nails to punch a hole on my neck and scratch my face,” he said. Aregbesola appealed to the state government to save the community from the menace.

http://thenationonlineng.net/residents-invade-lagos-community/

Oh no, not again, now it's monkey dance! Buhari why?

Issakendrick:
A fulani herdsmen was seen having sex with one of his cows he was grazing Today, At Kubwa, Abuja.


Source:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2018/03/herdsman-seen-having-sex-with-one-of.html

Video Source: Ib9ja

This guy go tender 100k for one so called slay queen and she go open her legs only to come home to give her boyfriend the remaining, that's how strange STIs and STDs evolve herpes is one.

WotzupNG:
Senator Dino Melaye has shared pictures of his bullet proof G Wagon riddled with gun shots last year.

He wrote:

”After facing death in the face in kogi twice, will you want to be set up to die in kogi again? Watch this”.


https://www.wotzup.ng/dino-melaye-bullet-proof-g-wagon/

Bros alaye has to be careful, that g class is 2.23 armoured, he's lucky it wasn't a 7.62 bullet hitting the car it would have bulged, get a 7.62 armoured G Class from TAC systems, or at most an G guard armoured which can withstand an RPG attack, nice one dinno bambino! May God give u more speed

anibirelawal:
BRB

Comeback here! Where u de go, no be una put am, I thought he was ur godfather

stane007:
It seems the second runner-up of the 2017 edition of Big Brother Naija, TBoss is shading her father, Engr. Vincent Idowu, shortly after photos of his wedding ceremony went viral.


Recall that we reported yesterday that Engr. Vincent Idowu, a Civil Engineering lecturer at Ambrose Ali University, married a 400 level student of the school.

Speculation of a shade possibly for her father, came after we saw a photo TBoss shared on her Instagram page which reads 'some of the most poisonous people come disguised as friends and family'.

Recall that a post linked to TBoss' father, Engr Vincent Idowu earlier today, reads;

”When destiny smiles on someone, he forgets that there is life elsewhere. If I look like a roasted goat on my wedding day, that’s cool but that writer will soon become a resident of a subcity where people with severed limbs, broken bones, amputations, stinking blind and lame reside. THIS IS A PROMISE.

I live a humble, private life and did not intimate TBoss or any of her siblings of my plan to remarry in accordance with my tradition/custom. Furthermore, I did not make public or post anything about my marriage.

I am starting a new beginning and clearing the slate of all the wrong decisions I made in my life. I just want to forget Tokunbor (TBoss) and her siblings and start life afresh for all its worth. If and wherever Tboss and any of her siblings gets married, it shall be without my blessings and woe unto the man or the woman who marries any of them. So shall it be by the power vested on me by God Almighty”.

https://lailasnews.com/is-tboss-shading-her-father/

The ancestors are awaiting to execute the orders of her father, waitttttt........ , waitingggggg.......... steadyyyyyyyy........

Mztarstrechy:
As shared by Luke from Delta state......

'God's Miracles never end and they are marvellous in our eyes.

God saved me from a dangerous horrible looking  cobra yesterday night  in my toilet Seat(WC) here in Abraka delta state.

It was around 7.34pm when wanted to use the toilet (pee)  I decided to use my touch light to view the sink  before action,i saw a black stuff below the water in the toilet seat and I was trying to identify what it could be because I used the toilet some hours ago. Lo and behold it was a horrible looking cobra. I called the care taker of the hostel where I live, he came and confirmed it.The snake is so big that we couldn't devised another good means to kill it than the use of Gun .For more than 2hrs the snake was there until we called the attention of the vigilante group and finally it was killed with the aid of a gun.

Please always make sure you look very well before using your toilet. I couldn't believe how it entered but verifications say it came from the toilet suck away pit.

see photos below'.


https://m.facebook.com/luke.erukakpome/posts/pcb.2478942495664103/?photo_id=2478941992330820&mds=%2Fphotos%2Fviewer%2F%3Fphotoset_token%3Dpcb.2478942495664103%26photo%3D2478941992330820%26profileid%3D100006436197290%26source%3D48%26refid%3D28%26_ft_%3Dqid.6537293310959330330%253Amf_story_key.219884481108502389%253Atop_level_post_id.2074174419484600%253Asrc.22%26__tn__%3DEHH-R%26cached_data%3Dfalse%26ftid%3D&mdf=1

That was a king cobra, and a big one at that

Sweetcollins:
Take heart
Meanwhile, In other news...

Congratulations you have just been hit by a black spartan, prepare for glory!

Hoodites:
Source:

https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.indiewire.com/2018/03/stormy-daniels-donald-trump-60-minutes-anderson-cooper-1201943506/amp/

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As it said in the streets in nigeria, when market don end for olosho, e go de sell beer and cigar

naijjaman:
Sorry for his wife. Some men are really disgusting. A hooker, for crying out loud

Asking for a divorce plan? She will shoot you, the most powerful man in America?

Hold him steady, don't let him shift his head

SweetJoystick:
Buhari is cursed

Guy?
Why?
Do u know what ure saying?
U are upgrading him?
HE IS THE CURSE!
No make me vex here o, don't complicate my pains pls o

fk002:
I concur with Tonye


DOA



My vote goes to PMB come 2019

Your sapha nevba start, hungiri go kille you

If duke declares I'll run his personal security all trough his campaign for free, that's my guy, PDP BOT please shutdown the grid for Donald Duke no contest!

The poorest babes ma them de answer names like miz Porsche and Lucy berry, them get attachments for eyelash and eagle like claws, but their account no get money, the quiet and simple ones de spend their weekend for hawaii then return back here and look like mugu, na them be the hit women, in bed?
Take cover!

I knew she was cursed , pikin wen no get better orientation na em elders de use make bad parable or example

Ekekester:
A sad incident occurred yesterday at a Chinese restaurant in Adeniran Ogunsanya street, Surulere, Lagos, as it was gathered that a drunk man died after mistakenly drinking an insecticide at the restaurant.

The deceased who proceeded to hangout with friends at the restaurant after attending a wedding at Aguda, Surulere where he got drunk, drank the insecticide a staff of the restaurant had inadvertently left inside an empty bottle of water on his table.

The drunk man who ended up taking the insecticide instead of the bottle of water he ordered for, died while being rushed to hospital shortly after he opened up to his friends, that he took something thinking it was water.

The Manager of the Restaurant was arrested and detained at Bode Thomas Police Station, after the drunk man incident was reported.

http://www.asonaija.com.ng/2018/03/drunk-man-dies-after-mistakenly.html

a wise man once said "No native doctor can cure self poisoning"

12 stations of the cross nko, na there my protest go start, they should make sure he remains on ground