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Politics › Re: I Will Review Appointments To Address Marginalisation – Buhari by godofuck231: 11:37am On Feb 09, 2018
obiZEAL:
Too Late man...Daura calls
Please can I vote 1 million times, my mother always tells me am one in a million, so make the likes here plus 1 million
Politics › Re: Police Already Flooded Lekki Toll Gate Against Protest Over Increase Of Toll Fee by godofuck231: 11:33am On Feb 09, 2018
Naija is heading towards an uprising, Arab spring was a soft porn.
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Recounts How A Man Sexually Harassed Him In A Mall by godofuck231: 11:28am On Feb 09, 2018
May God damage you and the man beyond repair, after all you are already damaged, may the only hospital available reject two of you
Career › Re: Only 20% Of Policemen Actively Working, Says AIG by godofuck231: 11:25am On Feb 09, 2018
Donkay82:
So only 20% are bringing returns
ure a crazy dude grin lol
Education › Re: Secondary Student Tied To A Pillar By Teacher As Punishment (Photos) by godofuck231: 11:14am On Feb 09, 2018
dainformant:
In a bid to punish a secondary school student, a teacher had to use rope to tie him to a pillar. The student was tied by the teacher in front of the school and other students as he was left there for hours after he defaulted, according to reports. The name of the school was not disclosed.

Internet users have been left bewildered as to the kind of offense the student committed to warrant such punishment. The pictures were taken from a hidden spot in the school and shared online.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/defaulting-secondary-student-tied-pillar-teacher-punishment-photos.html
This is dangerous

Politics › Re: PMB Receives Letters Of Credence From Ambassadors Of Vietnam, Togo And Burundi by godofuck231: 1:02am On Feb 09, 2018
LifestyleTonite:
Below are pictures of President Muhammadu Buhari today at the Presidential Villa, Abuja,receiving letters of credence, from:

1. Vietnam new Ambassador to Nigeria, Pham Anh Tuan
2. Togolese new Ambassador to Nigeria, Lene Dimban
3. Burundian new Ambassador to Nigeria, Emmanuel Mpfayokurera

photo credit: @theasovilla

https://www.afroconfirm.com/president-muhammadu-buhari-letters/
Car Talk › Re: Customer Destroys His N61m Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG With A Golf Club by godofuck231: 12:59am On Feb 09, 2018
Automotive1:
https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img922/1173/me0g9T.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du003tnXxHI

A 33 year old korean bought his dream car after 15 years of hard work but afterwords reported that the S-Class’s engine stopping running on three separate occasions.

The owner then took the car back to the local Mercedes dealer who apparently promised to exchange the car if the engine suddenly stopped again.

When the engine did in fact stall for a fourth time while the driver was behind the wheel with his family on board, he immediately headed back to the dealership. The dealership workers told him that they couldn’t do anything until their boss returned from an ongoing business trip.

Not satisfied with this explanation, the frustrated owner decided to smash his car using golf club with his own hands.

He said “The Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG was my dream car since I was little,” “I worked hard for 15 years to buy this car, but the car crushed my dream and almost killed my family. Now, the company is completely ignoring the situation.”

He said that he would pay off the installments to the leasing company, whatever it takes. “But now I just feel good that I damaged this deadly vehicle.”

Can you show your displeasure to a car dealer/manufacturer by smashing your car with a golf club ,just to prove a point?

Source https://autojosh.com/watch-angry-customer-smash-n61m-mercedes-benz-s63-amg-golf-club/
Mercedes Benz will never take this well,i hope this gets to them, mercedes do not dump you, it's hard for it to do so, it takes you home first or to your destination then it shuts down. Very quirky
Politics › Re: Wike Playing Politics With Benue Killings – APC by godofuck231: 12:55am On Feb 09, 2018
nwakibie3:
http://thenationonlineng.net/wike-playing-politics-with-benue-killings-apc/
God punish una and the confused bats wen de lead una, the man knows what it's like to be human and not a cow
Politics › Re: Jagaba Adams Dumps APC For PDP by godofuck231: 12:52am On Feb 09, 2018
erunz:
A mild drama ensued at the the floor of the House of Representatives on Thursday as a member of House of Representatives from Kaduna State, Jagaba Adams Jagaba, defected from the All Progressives Congress, APC to the People Democratic Party, PDP.

Jagaba, who came to the House under the ruling APC, had earliar announced in Kaduna that he was dumping the party to the opposition PDP.

In confirmation of his defection on Thursday’s plenary, he introduced himself thus: “I’m Hon Jagaba Adams Jagaba and I’m of the PDP.”

However, The speaker of the House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara immediately said: “No, no, Jagaba. You can’t do this to me.”

Members to the PDP in the house started chanting their party’s name in jubilation, while members of the APC shouted “no, no.”

This lasted for a while before order was restored.

http://dailypost.ng/2018/02/08/drama-hon-jagaba-announces-exit-apc-pdp/

Dogara consequently said, “The truth is that I’m not aware and the House is not aware. As a ranking member, you know what to do. So, as far as we’re concerned, you’re still a member of APC.”
Abandon ship, save your self
Politics › Re: Jagaba Adams Dumps APC For PDP by godofuck231: 12:51am On Feb 09, 2018
erunz:
A mild drama ensued at the the floor of the House of Representatives on Thursday as a member of House of Representatives from Kaduna State, Jagaba Adams Jagaba, defected from the All Progressives Congress, APC to the People Democratic Party, PDP.

Jagaba, who came to the House under the ruling APC, had earliar announced in Kaduna that he was dumping the party to the opposition PDP.

In confirmation of his defection on Thursday’s plenary, he introduced himself thus: “I’m Hon Jagaba Adams Jagaba and I’m of the PDP.”

However, The speaker of the House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara immediately said: “No, no, Jagaba. You can’t do this to me.”

Members to the PDP in the house started chanting their party’s name in jubilation, while members of the APC shouted “no, no.”

This lasted for a while before order was restored.

http://dailypost.ng/2018/02/08/drama-hon-jagaba-announces-exit-apc-pdp/

Dogara consequently said, “The truth is that I’m not aware and the House is not aware. As a ranking member, you know what to do. So, as far as we’re concerned, you’re still a member of APC.”
No port for a sinking ship, welcome
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Releases Second Trailer For Her "King Tonto" Reality Show (VIDEO) by godofuck231: 12:47am On Feb 09, 2018
Oh no, but tonto Y, ur career is dying and you are setting fire on it, in public
Romance › Re: Do Nigerian Girls Still Accept Flowers As Valentine Gift? by godofuck231: 12:42am On Feb 09, 2018
Are you aware, roses do have thorns, if she use the thing whip ur head and back u will loose ur black skin pigment.
Sports › Re: Matthew Wolff: Meet The Designer Of Super Eagles New Jerseys by godofuck231: 12:39am On Feb 09, 2018
Sad looking jerseys
Education › Re: How Federal Universities Are Covering Up Corruption And Sexual Harassment-SERAP by godofuck231: 12:37am On Feb 09, 2018
And most of them now ban students union, kids with guns don't end well for lecturers, the federal government has to intervene, if there is
Politics › Re: Benue Killings: Without Armoured Tanks You're Sending Us To Die– Police To Ortom by godofuck231: 12:35am On Feb 09, 2018
ojun50:
Thy should resign, only good at collecting bride.

Common Fulani Herdsmen
the police are armed with Chinese ak74 variants that fire 2.23 rounds the Fulanis have Russian akm56 and ak47m which can penetrate concrete, it's going to be a bloodbath
Politics › Re: Benue Killings: Without Armoured Tanks You're Sending Us To Die– Police To Ortom by godofuck231: 12:31am On Feb 09, 2018
This is the Russian terminator, for a mission where no enemy survives, from russia with love

Pets › Re: Man Feeds His Pet Python With Chickens!! ( Shocking Video) by godofuck231: 10:40am On Feb 08, 2018
skales67:
Video of a man who is feeding his pet python with loads of whole chicken and turkey. The reptile is seen coiled up on the ground gulping the poultry which the man keeps stuffing in the mouth one after the other!


Watch video: http://gbamgist..co.uk/2018/02/see-how-this-man-feeds-his-pet-python.html
My grandmother always told me something, no matter how beautiful the skinny of a snake looks it will never give birth to better children ,

Snake no de born better pikin, the day e appetite increase, na the guy em go use do main course
Family › Re: Wife Sends Husband To Prison For Marrying A Second Wife (Photos) by godofuck231: 7:34am On Feb 08, 2018
ifyalways:
Hilarious.

Stubborn Ngozi.

Why the man sef go marry sweet sixteen aka onu ugu from villa and expect Ngo-baby to be happy? cheesy
the man messed up, you don't tell a woman your plans, she will kill you with the plan
Car Talk › Re: Torrot: A Vehicle Made For Lagos Traffic by godofuck231: 7:28am On Feb 08, 2018
AutoReportNG:
Imagine a city like Lagos where traffic is a norm there, its only in Lagos you can spend 12 hours in a traffic and more. Torrot may be the answer after all, not only is it classy, but also unique in the sense that it has some safety elements for the driver and his passenger

Small and busy streets wouldn’t stop you from cruising around the city with Torrot Velocípedo. It’s a conceptual all-electric three-wheeled vehicle that features agility just like a motorcycle yet with a safety like a car. Designed as an interconnected vehicle, Velocípedo aims to revolutionize personal urban mobility as we know it today. Featuring two front wheels and upper dome, this unit is designed with comfort and safety in mind, you can drive around the city with agility while emitting zero contaminated emissions. It’s an ideal alternative to combustion vehicles.

There are a three-point belt system and seats with full back support, making rider safe and comfortable when riding Torrot Velocípedo. The lightweight construction makes it ideal for both women and men, it’s practical and easy to use, while the user interface systems make it as one of the most technologically advanced vehicles in its category.

Source:
http://www.autoreportng.com/2018/02/torrot-vehicle-made-for-lagos-traffic.html

Lalasticlala
Seun
Marpol
Mynd44
Fynestboi
molue drivers would be pleased to run this thing off the road
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Shot Dead In Ogun State After Gun Battle With Police (Photos) by godofuck231: 12:07am On Feb 08, 2018
Now that u have been f#cked up and ass busted, how do you feel?
Romance › Re: "Condoms Are For Weak Men" - Pretty Nigerian Lady Says On Twitter. Photos by godofuck231: 11:58pm On Feb 07, 2018
donstan18:
Kindly, shut up!
No please, what is it are you a tyrant like his brother? let him talk na, I would like him to tell me about the old men marrying 13 year old girls and the kids with trio on their faces selling kola and sucking peepees of old men for money
Politics › Re: 2019: SSS Invites Kassim Afegbua, Babangida’s Spokesman by godofuck231: 11:54pm On Feb 07, 2018
borntoexcel2000:
The State Security Service has invited Kassim Afegbua, the spokesperson of Ibrahim Babangida, to appear before it, PREMIUM TIMES has learnt.

The invitation came via a telephone call from the secret police and it asked Mr. Afegbua to be at its headquarters no later than 11 a.m. Thursday, both Mr. Afegbua and his lawyer, Kayode Ajulo, told PREMIUM TIMES Wednesday night.

The invitation comes hours after Mr. Afegbua turned himself in at the Force Headquarters in Abuja after the police declared him wanted for writing a disputed statement on behalf of Mr. Babangida, who led a military junta that ruled Nigeria from 1985 to 1993.

Mr. Afegbua signed the statement for Mr. Babangida on Sunday, in which the former military ruler expressed his misgivings about President Muhammadu Buhari and called for a younger leader to emerge in 2019.

“We will honour the (SSS) invitation by tomorrow morning,” Mr. Ajulo told PREMIUM TIMES by telephone Wednesday night. “We will be there, if that is how they want to run this country, we’ll see how far they can go with this.”

Mr. Afegbua’s ordeal in the hands of federal authorities had been strongly condemned by civic organisations, including Femi Falana, a human rights lawyer, who warned the Inspector-General of Police, Ibrahim Idris, to immediately back off the matter because it infringes on Mr. Afegbua’s rights.

The authorities have not been able to answer questions of whether Mr. Babangida filed any complaint against Mr. Afegbua, or what parts of the statement Mr. Afegbua signed were capable of inciting the public as the police alleged.

Mr. Afegbua said Mr. Babangida remained solidly behind him and that the former leader had been making efforts to ensure that no injuries would be inflicted on him by federal authorities.

CC: lalastica

Source:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/257901-breaking-2019-sss-invites-babangidas-spokesman-kassim-afegbua.html
If you plan to ruin a fool, give him power
Romance › Re: The Blunt Show - Can A Relationship Survive Without Sex? by godofuck231: 5:51pm On Feb 07, 2018
Anuoluwapo23:
THE BLUNT SHOW - CAN A RELATIONSHIP SURVIVE WITHOUT SEX?

What's your take sex in a relationship?
Do you think a relationship can stay a long period without sex?
Do you think it can?

i CAN BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITHOUT SEX!! YES I CAN!!

What do you think?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDs2lmOb8a8
try eating raw yam then, since no need for fire, no passionate sex no flame
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill SARS Boss In Oyo by godofuck231: 5:47pm On Feb 07, 2018
Campusity:
Biko who is safe in this country? huh
Apc members, none of them do experience this type of shit
Politics › Re: FAKE Picture Trending On Whatsapp As "Fulani Herdsmen" Attacks On Lagos Ibadan E by godofuck231: 3:29pm On Feb 07, 2018
Mynd44:
Please be careful. The picture was taken from a robbery incident in 2010.

Link: https://www.nairaland.com/404582/god-never-forgive-these-robbers
voice messages show what people went tru today not 2010, 4 different people
Crime › Re: Customs Arrests Oscar Okafor Over Importation Of 661 Riffles by godofuck231: 3:26pm On Feb 07, 2018
vanessaRN:
Nigerian Customs has finally arrested Oscar Okafor, the man that allegedly imported 661 Riffles into the country through Tincan Island Port last year.

See photos below.

source
https://www.reportnaija.ng/2018/02/07/photos-nigeria-customs-finally-arrests-oscar-okafor-allegedly-imported-661-riffles/
Pls Nigerians need the guns Fulanis are killing people on the Lagos-ore road,

Family › Re: Why Is It That Ladies No Longer Cry When Leaving Their Parent's House? by godofuck231: 10:54pm On Feb 06, 2018
They already cried their eyes sore while searching
Politics › Re: Defend Yourselves Against Killer Herdsmen – Ortom Tells Benue People by godofuck231: 10:52pm On Feb 06, 2018
11Ebisco:
Governor Samuel Ortom of Benue State

has urged the people of the state to adopt any lawful means to defend themselves from herdsmen.

He lamented that the call became necessary because the Inspector General of Police, Ibrahim Idris who should enforce security and safety of the people was playing politics with the unending killings in the state.

The Governor who spoke Tuesday during a live Phone-in Benue Radio Programme, ‘Issues of the Moment’, monitored in Makurdi, accused the Inspector General of Police of becoming the mouthpiece of the murderers of the Benue people.

Governor Ortom said, “The Police said they arrested Livestock Guard members and termed them a militia group fromBenue. It’s just a diversion from the main issue.

“If you want to hang a dog you give it a bad name. That is what the Inspector General of Police is doing, he is the mouthpiece of Miyetti Allah Kautal Hore. That is what the man represents. He should therefore resign his current position to serve full time in his new job.

“So bad, they plant weapons on people and take their pictures and claim they are Benue Livestock Guards. Those people are not members of our Livestock Guard. It is just a planned thing.

“The fact is that I am facing a lot of intimidation and blackmail but I am firm and strong because I have trust in God.

“There are threats even on my life, they are on record that I reported to the Police and those people responsible have not been arrested.

“People say they are going to kill the Governor, is that not grievous enough to arrest the people concerned?

“Miyetti came out and owned up and threatened that bloodshed will continue inBenue. Is it not enough evidence for the Inspector General of Police to arrest one person out of the group?”‎

http://www.mcebisco.com.ng/2018/02/defend-yourselves-against-killer.html
900 rounds, 30 mags all kirdkee rounds, may god save the cows

Crime › Re: 3 Fulani Men Attack A Boy In Delta, Injure Him, Blind One Of His Eyes by godofuck231: 10:43pm On Feb 06, 2018
An eye for an eye
Politics › Re: "Do Not Revenge Herdsmen Attacks" - Buhari Appeals To Victims Of Attacks by godofuck231: 6:06pm On Feb 06, 2018
Politics › Re: Sen. Dino To Bello: Stop The Plans To Sell Kogi Properties Or Face Legal Actions by godofuck231: 6:02pm On Feb 06, 2018
SOFTENGR:
I am with you bro.
hang on tight
Crime › Re: "My Father Slept With My 3-Year-Old Sister, Wants Anal Sex With Me" - Boy, 7 by godofuck231: 3:58pm On Feb 06, 2018
LekkiGists:
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/5a7948e15902e.jpg

A seven-year-old boy identified as Wisdom Adefemi, has accused his father, Olusegun Adefemi pictured above, of sexually abusing his three-year-old sister five times and attempting to penetrate his anus and that of his five-year-old brother, Godspower.
Wisdom made the allegation when he spoke at a press briefing organized by the Lagos state police command in Ikeja yesterday February 5th. Wisom said his father had subjected him to beatings because he refused to allow him have anal sex with him.
“My daddy slept with my younger sister from here (pointing at the minor’s private parts) He put her on the floor and did it. It was not once, it was five times. He wanted to penetrate me from the back, but I refused. He wanted to do the same thing to my younger brother, Godspower. When we refused, he beat us up.”he said

Breifing newsmen, the state commissioner of police, Edgal Imohimi, said the suspect was arrested on February 2nd at 6, Ipakan Street, Ijede, Lagos State, after an official of Lagos Neighbourhood Safety Corps (LNSC), Adekoya Sesan, reported the incident. Imohimi said investigations carried out by the command, shows that the suspect injured his daughter in her private part.

''The man injured his daughter in the private parts as a result of forceful penetration. He caned the girl’s siblings each time they did not allow him to penetrate them from the anus. The girl has been taken to Mirabel Medical Centre for examination and treatment, while her siblings have been accommodated in a temporary home''

When interrogated by newsmen, the suspect said he was shocked by the allegations leveled against him by his own son.

“I am shocked at the allegations. I am innocent. I have never done it and I will never do it. I heard that my children accused me of defiling their sister. They never said it before me. I thought that they (the police) would bring them (my children) before me and ask them so that I can hear it from them, but they did not. You should know they are children and can be lured by biscuit or sweet to say anything. I do not know where that came from. I know I usually beat up my kids when they do something wrong. I don’t think this is an offence because I don’t want my children to become wayward. Their mother left over a year ago and since then, I have been with them. I do bricklaying jobs sometimes. At other times, I work as a conductor to provide for our needs.” he said

The police boss said the suspect would be arraigned in court soon.

Source;- http://www.lekkigists.com.ng/2018/02/seven-year-old-boy-tells-lagos-police.html
take this use it on his peepee when next he tries it

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