LifeDrama: A video is going viral of a man being caught cheating on his girlfriend, and the length he goes to to try get away with it is RIDICULOUS.
According to the post on Facebook, he was busted by his girlfriend when about to do the dirty with another woman and decided to pretend that his 'mate' was a sex doll to get away with it.
The girlfriend is understandably angry, and starts shouting: "What the Bleep is going on here? Who the Bleep is this?"
The guy responds: "It's a fucking sex doll" He goes the full way, too, even producing a receipt that he claims proves his purchase of the sex doll.
The other woman, for her part, is committed to the role, standing on the stairs frozen. The guy's girlfriend is not having it though, and starts to push her. The half-naked woman even attempts to ask her to stop in a robot voice, but she can only go so far and snaps before starting to gather her things to leave.
Even this isn't enough to get the unfaithful guy to drop his act. In fact, he doubles down, saying: "I've got a receipt. It is malfunctioning. I don't know why she is moving. It comes with reflexes"
You've got to hand it to him, he is trying his very best to sell it. It's probably for the best if this turns out to be fake. It doesn't exactly paint human intelligence in the best light, does it?
There are some bits of friendly advice to take from this. In all relationships, honestly is the best policy. If you lie and then lie again to cover the first lie eventually you'll be caught out.
The human mind isn't smart enough to keep track of all of the possible strands of lies and the directions that they can take.
The second piece of advice that you need to bear in mind is that if you're going to lie, make it believable for God's sake. Things that sound ridiculous usually are.
The third and final piece of advice, if you forgot to follow the other two, is that if you're caught red handed, just own up. It'll be over quicker if you come clean.
The video making the rounds on social media shows an elderly Nigerian married woman caught while trying to sleep with her best friend's husband in a hotel.
The woman identified as Chinasa had reportedly been trying to sleep with her friend's husband. The man told his wife and they both devised a means of exposing her.
They lured her to the hotel and thinking she was alone in the room with the man, the elderly woman removed her dress and was ready for action.
However, her friend came into the room and caught her red handed. The heartbroken friend says she has voice recordings of Chinasa aka Madam Kpom talking dirty with her husband. Watch the video below
Gpowerstechnlgy: The woman in question is a big LovePeddler for being unfaithful to her partner. All am saying is that the man has no legal right to do such a thing to a fellow. The big question is WHAT IF IT WERE WITH A TOP POLITICIAN WOULD HE HAS DONE THE SAME THING?
wooooooow see court case, out of court settlement is 50 billion
A retired army general once told me " the game of chess was played in the royal court of Spain in the 14th century, the queen was the weakest piece on the board,the queen of Spain queen Isabella was offended and asked her advisers if They thought her that feeble Their response was to make her the most powerful piece in the game, the most powerful man in the game of politics being a president was not born powerful, he was vested with power by the masses and the Senate, the real power is wielded by the people and and the Senate is there to make sure, the power stays with the people, if the powers are abused the Senate will step in as an intercepting force to check his excesses, this has gone beyond dictatorship , democracy is the killer and hatter of kings, it's principles in other words states " no man should be king, no man should wield power for ever, he who has ears let him hear! The trees are moving.
You see most youths have issues with instructions, in civilised circle, these things counts, it's worse with women with poor brought up and worse with men who feel the streets have taken over, not on a platform set by intellectuals and psychologists who read your Bleep ups as clear as bubu's failed agenda and promises.
stephenduru: Below are the dead bodies of Collins Ezenwa and his gang members who were killed in a robbery scene by police men in Imo State command.According to report,he recently resigned from police force and later became rich after fooling people that he travelled to Malaysia and made his money.He did his wedding recently.His wedding,according to report was the talk of the town.
harbdulrasaq88: I have no doubt in my mind that we will win the 2019 Presidential election- Gov El-Rufai
In an interview with Channels Television, Governor El-Rufai has expressed his confidence of APC to win the 2019 presidential elections without much stress.
Angelanest: Here are graphic photos of Oluchi Igwedibia aka Obatosu, the younger brother of Late Don Wanny who was killed at Sabo Iyakpe, Etsako West in Edo State on Sunday, January 28, 2018 after being amongst the Cultists declared wanted by the State Security Council in Rivers State. Obatosu allegedly participated in the brutal murder of 23 persons in Omoku, Rivers State, on Jan. 1, 2018.
He was the Field Commander of the murderous gang.Igwedibia, after fleeing Omoku town (Rivers) went to Ughelli (Delta) to reside. He then later rented an apartment in Edo State, four days ago (Jan. 24) as part of his plan to avoid arrest.
The DSS later tracked him down to his new hideout and thereafter called the Army for support. Igwedibia hid in his ceiling and later tried to shoot his way out but was shot by operatives.