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MrHistorian:
Hypocritical Nigerians!!!!!!

Israel is one of the most homosexual friendly country in the world.

Use your head,Homosexual does not cripple economy.

thunder fire you,who homo help

lalasticlala:
A Facebook user, Camila Carly curses Yahoo boys for killing her friend.... See earlier thread about Classic White's death https://www.nairaland.com/4302139/osun-lady-used-ritual-yahoo



Source: https://mbasic.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=406020953192397&id=100013534878366&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.406020953192397%3Atl_objid.406020953192397%3Athrowback_story_fbid.406020953192397%3Athid.100013534878366%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1517471999%3A3161837699501701175&__tn__=C-R

my balistic armour is shredded, this babe de tire bullets like hell, after you drink champagne and ride g class, u slept with him and all now you de swear for the guy, her bargain was death, and she got money she was will never spend

Although kids these days are turning into but holes these days there are things u could do to them outside scarring them, corporal drills and deprivation would suffice not this na

aiir2303:
No be my fault sir. That package with the listed accessories are outta this world

during the of the operations in Mali a defence contractor was employed and they came with their own Autovaz apc the armouring and armament on that thing singlehandedly claimed the lives of over 4 -500 insurgents in Mali, set on automatic mode, anything moving within 2000 yards designated flatline, anything resisting more than 30 rounds gets a sebot insindiary slap round. The vehicle itself hunts targets firing anything balistic

So that boy bello go frustrate me to suicide? Take your time o

aiir2303:
Plus heat seeking missiles, infra red and thermal vision.....I've cum already �

u Hot bastard, you wan spoil the Abuna?

Cjrane2:
Buhari's regime could have won the most comical regime on earth, except there is nothing funny in a President colluding with terrorist organization to cleanse peoples villages just to annex their land for fulani cattle

I laugh when people cry to god and still die, for me I pray for my enemies for god to forgive them who attempt on my life or on m'y loves they will die

horsepower101:
God has no business with Nigeria.

god go bless you,

Man to arms, the law has collapsed it's all man fit himself

activistjohnny:
One of the greatest joys in life is to live long enough to see your great grandchildren, but a woman has surpassed that and lived to see her great great grandchildren. What's more, she's still very agile and does most things herself. Her great grandson, Chidi took to twitter to celebrate her. Read what he wrote below.

http://www.pressnewsng.com.ng/2018/01/great-grandson-celebrates-his-great.html

All these kind great grand mother detect lies, witches, pregnancy, lying and conceded baby mamas, future wives or husbands, bad friends, cheating husbands, cheating wives,
Know how to handle naughty kids and more, if I were you value her

My grand mum back then gives my all her money when my girl friend visits and detected she was pregnant even before she knew, them de the angels wen we get o

AnodaIT:
See innovations and all we are here thinking of is cattle colonies

Yessss that is very important, the sacred cows

Mount this with 2 automatic target seeking GE electric gatling mini and me with an mgl revolving greenaid luncher with high explosive rounds,multiply by 20 of these and see Boko Haram in pains, oh boy am already having an erection

TarOrfeek:
Exactly how Bu-Bu is driving our Economy.

You have started again, how could you remind is of our pains, instead of you to help by providing IQ to the less privileged

princetom1:
Danfo people are nt careless o, they are mad and crazy

You are making the insanity worse

angels09:
A South Australian man is facing charges after he was allegedly caught using vice grips instead of a steering wheel to drive a car.

Police said they saw a white Holden sedan being driven dangerously with two blown tyres on Sudholz Road in the Adelaide suburb of Gilles Plains.

When the car was pulled over, police said there was no steering wheel and the driver was allegedly using a pair of vice grips to steer.

The car was found to be unregistered and uninsured and already subject to a defect notice.

Police also allege the vehicle was involved in a hit-run crash in Folland Avenue at Northfield just minutes before it was pulled over.

A 38-year-old Northfield man is facing charges including driving while disqualified and returning a positive drug test.

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-23/driver-charged-over-car-with-no-steering-wheel/4837680

Stone him to death

three:

Okay oh

He has added Value to Babachir Lawal
He has added Value to Abubakar Malami
He has added Value to Mamman Daura
He has added Value to large swathes of the North (across religious boundaries)
He has added Value to Aisha and the kids
He has added Value to Yahaya Bello
He has added Value to Tinubu (small value but value sha)
He has added Value to APC/BMC
He has added Value to SW politicians
He has added Value to Fuel Importers
He has added Value to incompetent Minsters (Super or otherwise)

Siddon dia dey rub pomade say all dis people go jus allow una comot Bubu comot dem join!

Even to his son, as e head break open them go don put sense inside by now

Troubledmind:
Hi nairalanders, I'm pete(pseudonym), I'm 22, and a virgin, I come from an average family, I won't say I'm too handsome but I'm averagely good looking, they was a phase in my life where I was hyperactive and always drawn to the opposite sex that mere looking at a pic I get erection, this made me chased a lot of girls with different tactics( sweet mouth, dressing, money) they all rejected me despite my looks and money, I resort to porn but find it disgusting, I switched to masturbat,ion it didn't work infact nothing is enjoyable about it and sex workers are a no no for me,

after trying desperately for years to get a real girlfriend for the first time in my life I gave up on searching, I kept loosing intrest in girls, now I never get sexually aroused anymore, even when I see naked women physically or we get locked in a room I will feel nothing, the only erection I get now is the early morning erection, I'm not gay but I am really starting to get worried

Lalasticlal.a please help a brother

Guy that's a psycho problem, it called a turn off, I developed something similar on my return to Nigeria, your brain is protecting you from the rubbish Nigerian women so to men, baby daddy and stupid sex approach for money. What would make u return to normal is if you go into a relationship based on reasoning, if you get one lady that's appealing to u psychologically you will be ok

Give her codine of roofies she will be ok and back to slaying

A shepherd should protect his flock, even if it costs him his life, for me? I'll fast and pray in time of such attacks

Islie:
http://pmexpressng.com/man-dumps-wife-marries-female-cop/

a woman who cannot contribute to a man's life but rubs her mouth like an ak 47 would loose her husband as soon as he finds a proper support

When the market just de warm up

Better than a strumpet or a dying model looking for money to pay her crashing career

dainformant:
An average Nigerian is always scared to come close to a soldier but this down-to-earth soldier who serves in Ngala of Borno - has won the hearts of many in the region most especially the ladies with his friendly personality. It is said that the gallant army personnel can't dare pass by the community or any of the Internally Displaced Persons (IDP) camp without the ladies wanting to take a selfie with him due to his good nature.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/nigerian-soldier-who-poses-with-ladies-in-ngala-borno-state.html

. It is his job to secure the lives and property of citizens of the country so if the women feel safe with him? Tain halt

bjhaid:
Old Cargo

That's somebody's aunt o,lol

basictutor:
She's clearly looking for grandpas

My grandmother dad money go finish on vigra ooooo

KushyKush:
She lied though... She looks 45.

The truth is...women above 30 needs much older men for marriage. Imagine someone like Linda ikeji dating Davido. That's child abuse.

The only place people believe age is just a number is on the internet.

In reality, age really matters...

shh you no get respect? Na your senior ass u de expose? Lol

makydebbie:
You actually look like a lady in her forties.

damnnn, who give this child pamwine, now he's seeing the facts of life

goldcoinhub:
Empress Njamah might still be single, but she says she is not short of admirers, whether young or old. According to the actress, she usually feels offended and doesn't like it whenever a younger man shows interest in her so she tries to avoid that.

Empress Njamah says,

“A lot of men in their twenties say they admire me and want to date me. I am sure most of them think I am really young. Sometimes, I find it annoying because if they know my actual age, they wouldn’t come close or show interest in me.

“When people say I look like a lady in her twenties, I just smile. I am actually in my thirties. When people ask me what I do to look the way I do, I struggle to give an answer. I guess it is just the grace of God because I don’t do anything special.”

When she was asked about what she planned out for the year 2018, Empress Njamah said she does not have a laid out plan and she would rather allow things to happen naturally, adding that it is not typical of her to speak about her plans to the public, she would rather prefer everyone seeing result than she talking about something she would never accomplish.

She also went further to say that action speaks louder than voice and her friends in the industry understand that she doesn't speak too much.

“For people who know me well, I don’t talk too much. I believe actions speak louder than words and that has been my approach to life.

“I am satisfied with all that I achieved last year. I am also an entrepreneur. I have a boutique where I sell ladies’ wear and accessories. I wouldn’t be honest if I say there are no challenges, but I thank God for the strength to overcome them.”

http://lailasnews.com/i-feel-offended-when-younger-men-ask-me-out-empress-njamah/

lalasticlala

with ur mighty fore head like hammer whale own, no go mary, widow's wen be grand mothers don mary you de wait for Otedola and adenuga

Please stop killing the cows Bubu is depressed