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lilfreezy:
See propaganda

Amaechi no see methamphetamine push or him no see containers import, Na to go join terrorist. Incompetent govt and lie lie. Hahahahahahahahahahahah

kai ure so horrible, lol

johncallidon:
That's cool.

in time of storm, trouble or battle, the sailing skills and commands of its captain and crew will be tested, and all man will have to prove his salt, I will shiver your timbers, sail steady , Captain on deck!

Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.

mummy see! W#ORE

Donald3d:
Not again , person come dey fear to marry na , una wey don marry just dey make person fear everyday .Shey I go marry like this sha ,chei
Anyway.....
Situations like this to be honest would be very hard to solve(she is unwilling to do anything about it) , this is why you should always make it clear the things you like and the things you dont like before marrrying your partner .

Your madam was very very very very wrong on all levels ,
1.She is not supposed to go to a single guys room and vice versa
2.She is not supposed to collect anything from him , You should be the one to go to him if your family needs his assistance.
3.The height of it is her inivting him to your house at night to watch match by 10pm !!!!, like what the ....

Now to your own part
-If she has not always being like this, then something is wrong , and its at the foundation
-How often do you and your wife do things together ?, because from the look of things , if you observe critically and psychologically , its not just about collecting things from him , and she also might not be cheating on you, the koko here is SHE ENJOYS HIS COMPANY.Thats why she finds it hard to stop .
-Is your wife your best friend ? , how do you correct her when she is wrong (by shouting or in a loving manner)
-How well do you tell her sweet words and comment on her beauty
-How well do you give her time just to listen to her
-I know its hard creating time for all these with work and everything but you have to try .
-Women love someone who makes them feel safe and alive, someone who listens to their fears and worries and anything they have to say -Be her friend !
-Have a heart to heart talk with her, tell her calmly why what she is doing is wrong .
-Never stop telling her you love her , even when you are angry with her
-Try and get her busy , so she would have less time to even think he exists
-Bring back respect into your home , not just her respecting you , but you also respecting her .She has obviously lost respect for you
-Above all while you take actions talk to God about everything .

Act fast , because that guy na sharp guy, he knows where you are lacking and he is capitalizing on it , thats the advantage side chicks and side guys always have over the main partner "filling the empty spaces"

No matter what you do ,use wisdom and be calm and loving about it
God bless your marriage


MODIFIED : Women please stop assuming your husband would automatically know what you are thinking or feeling , talk to him if you feel he is not doing something right , not all men are mind readers biko, sometimes he honestly has no clue what you need until you open up,same goes for men too

Abeg make una check my signature

some women of low pedigree do not know this, na to ask as if the man na her father and nag on

alfredo4u:
I will try and make it brief...few month before I got my new job that took me out of my former location. During that period, I do all I can to make sure me and my family feed well and manage the way we can.

During that period, there is this guy in my neighborhood that my wife always confide in, at times she goes to his place to collect whatsoever she want in the guys fridge to eat. Which I warned her to stop doing and always manage what we have in the house with the children.

One night around 10:30pm, I caught her carrying things in her hand coming from the guys room, with that annoyance I slapped/kick her not minding the same guy coming at her back. Although, me and this guy do help each other whenever we do need each others help.

After that incident, I seriously warned her to stop entering any single guys apartment and to stop allowing guys into my apartment whenever I'm not around.

Just last two weeks, I called her around 10pm to wish her a wonderful night rest, during that call, I heard a voice in the background, I ask her who was that, only for her to tell me is the guy I asked her to stop entering my place whenever am not around. That he is watching match in my parlour. Immediately I banged the call.

The next morning, I called her and was correcting her of what she did, I asked her just one question 'what did she think the neighbours will say if they see him coming out of my place by that time of the night?......She started nagging on the phone and said she have her life to live, and I have mine and I can't stop her from the way she live her life....I now reminded her that I'm her husband and she should live to my expectations and abide by my rules, she said never. With that annoyance, I told her I will never send her feeding allowance to her again, that whenever she needs the children food, she should go to the supermarket across and collect their food. Although I do deposit cash for the children provisions up front.

Since that day, I stopped calling her and she never calls. Right now, I'm thinking of pulling my children away from her before she will corrupt the children.

House, pls kindly advise......pls if you don't have any useful advise, pls jump and pass ohhhhh. No insults pls

When u married a runs babe what do u expect as outcome? Reason well, humans hardly change, we adapt that's a fact the ruminants of the old life flashes in the present behaviour, she is unsatisfied even if u give her shoprite before leaving, she would go back to find kerosene in that guys house, the spirit of being un contented is hunting her, when ever she is lacking cooking cubes she starts panicking and next is a man to use his head for money to buy it, so one day he would have to ask for payments and ur kpongi will suffer like Chelsea under arsenal,she wants to live her life, you should live yours, guy you married you girlfriend where is your wife.

Let's give her something to drink, take everything, give nothing back!

Prepare for cumbat

Prepare for combat

Spartannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns

This smashed out puna na em the guy de wan bless and upgrade, and she's like princess Diana? Come o, what's going on in nigeria, hunter de pursue elephant, antelope and grass cutter,even rabbit, na em pig de cry say hunter don near am ooo make people. Come help am?

Something is going on

ChiefSweetus:
F.ools

Which road maintenance? Those tolls are serve only two functions:

1. Finance the pockets of lascivious fat-cats so they can fund unilag and dubai olosho experiences.

2. Cause motherfuking traffic on that axis for NO FÙCKING reason.

Ambode needs to man up in his second term and demolish dem tolls. The opportunity cost in lost productivity doesn't compare to the blood money cost of those tolls.

since pdp de rule any state no such thing as toll gate, na now we come de hear toll gate for high ways, and Lekki own na starting, to go buy 1000 naira meat for market una go pay 2000 Maria to cross toll, wait! I is coming with e apc chanji

ChiefSweetus:
F.ools

Which road maintenance? Those tolls are serve only two functions:

1. Finance the pockets of lascivious fat-cats so they can fund unilag and dubai olosho experiences.

2. Cause motherfuking traffic on that axis for NO FÙCKING reason.

Ambode needs to man up in his second term and demolish dem tolls. The opportunity cost in lost productivity doesn't compare to the blood money cost of those tolls.

since pdp de rule any state no such thing as toll gate, na now we come de hear toll gate for high ways, and Lekki own na starting, to go buy 1000 naira meat for market una go pay 2000 Maria to cross toll

Thegeneralqueen:
Things men do for love.....






Cc lalasticlala,mndy44

Okk his ancestors are knocking, just knocking

elgramz:
So please be sincere to yourself, is it every time you put on your shoes that you check if dangerous things are inside before wearing it? Only a paranoid person does that. That woman must have been dressing up her daughter for school every week day for years and nothing like this ever happened. You don't really expect her to be so paranoid as to always think that there could be something hiding in her daughter's shoes anytime she wants to put them on. What happened is just an unforseen circumstance. Scorpions don't live in kid's shoes!!! So the insensitive teacher who posted that story should stop try to make the mother look like a horrible mother. What happened to that woman could happen to any other mother out there. I am sure even in your own life, you have had many unforseen incidents happen to you, does that mean you are a careless person? The woman is also a victim here and she shouldn't be vilified but supported to get through this harrowing experience

scorpion de inside the woman shoe?

elgramz:
The person that wrote this story is just being over dramatic. Why is she trying to paint the mum as a bad mother? How could the mother have known that there was a scorpion in her daughter's shoe and just ignore it? This is just an unfortunate incident that could have happened to anyone and what the parents need now is sympathy and support in this trying time and not an insensitive, attention seeker running to social media to paint them black

how do you pick up a shoe and wear them on a child like that even as adults if you have to leave a friends place some people would pick up their shoes and check before wearing some look into it other dust or shake off the shoe upside-down to remove foreign mater, at least that's the basic In home care and safety, as a mother who ignores a crying child especially when it's persistent then she needs to be evaluated, children cannot express themselves as adults so more emphasis is paid to physical signs and irritations, a twelve year old boy told his father that there was a wolf in the cabin and both mum and dad told him to go to bed he was tired, the second report Was The child asked his father to give him his hunting rifle, the father did while laughing at him because he could hardly carry it, the laughed till the wolf appeared in the cabin house sitting area, muscle reflex the man bolted a his Remington and fired, a very huge timbre wolf. Be careful what with children, some don't react as others do.

Police service commission old take it up from here, I'm budget no be for keep

Good job coming from a retired prostitute, after all that's what her mother did to her and that's what her peer group thought her.

We shall see come take land

She looks like a Vietnamese water rat

2019BUHARIONLY:
BUHARI 2019

s I'll when we reject you, then you are on your own

Problem = arsonist and fire man, destroyer and quencher of inferno
Complication = red lips, constantly fund of licking snails and eating women's groundnut, potential knackson who balances ledgers with the lights off, g string puller, automatic leg spreader, stunt puller and pain killer.

Solution = for an undercover sista to arrest and detain without no probability of bail, case dismissed.

Problem in the equation = "madam"
Complication ="bar and restaurant"
Solve for cause of problem,=
Refusal to stay in marriage = bad orientation, poor brought up, refusal to Marry or stay in marriage, hence the name madam not Mrs,
Social climber trying to meet up to high class, resulting to dealings in human slavery and traffic, potentially abusive to people and children, lacks motherly love, money oriented and past of a prostitute, solution = bury her in jail

After the diamond ring and heavenly wedding now 3 rounds na insult, well get a divorce

Thegeneralqueen:
I'll just turn back and go home maybe we could see some other time but not in that dirty environment....


For now make sex doll clean up the place

Ohhh god, there's going to be a female protest soon o

Guy you hold the original let those clowns , dream and dreaming, go home and ask for her particulars, u can arrest and detain, interrogation in handcuffs is advised, don't forget ice-cream and honey too, confessions could be hard without ice creams

donstan18:
She's indirectly searching for a husband, hereby telling us that she can cook soup.

She should try another pattern, cooking pattern is outdated and old as Buhari's first pubic hairs


She de form "Men are scum" with her face looking like a bucket face and her nose looking like an ancestral whistle


Afang soup kor, Adam soup ni

No that one or no the ageing bags under her eyes, keep forming, time de g OK memories pause is knocking

Thegeneralqueen:
What other text do you need apart from this one

I just sent you an emal

Thegeneralqueen:
What other text do you need apart from this one

seen thanks

Thegeneralqueen:
Keep chasing

old send a text so I can

It's looking lively now, I laugh in Inuit

Thegeneralqueen:
I nor nothing

I'll chase you if you run, so you better give up now, 07068273831

Thegeneralqueen:
I don't do bb put your pics lemme see what you're up to

ok send me your email add you to not safe to do that here, everyone knows the devil has gone digital