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Politics › Re: Fayose Releases Phones Numbers To Report Sighting Of Herdsmen In Ekiti by godofuck231: 10:05am On Jan 13, 2018
Pavore9:
The herdsmen know where not to breach.
do you knew?
Politics › Re: Fayose Releases Phones Numbers To Report Sighting Of Herdsmen In Ekiti by godofuck231: 10:03am On Jan 13, 2018
DeKen:
This guys is so proactive. I won't mind voting him for President.
Imagine we had him as our President, Fulani Herders would have returned to Libya where they came from.
Come take cold orijin, may your thing remain as strong as olumo rock
Politics › Re: Fayose Releases Phones Numbers To Report Sighting Of Herdsmen In Ekiti by godofuck231: 10:00am On Jan 13, 2018
Lautechgossip:
The Ekiti State Governor, Ayo Fayose, has released telephone numbers for the people of the state to call in case they sight herdsmen moving around.

The governor had two days ago met with hunters in the state, with a charge to them to prevent herdsmen from causing havoc in the state.

A statement on Friday by the Special Adviser on Public Communications and New Media to the Governor, Lere Olayinka, gave the telephone numbers as: 08104780752, 09070769294, 09038122504 and 08104730482.

The statement added: “Members of the public should endeavour to call any of the numbers or send SMS in the event of strange movement of herdsmen and other suspected criminal elements in the State.

“The phone lines will be on 24 hours.”

http://ekitidefender.com/2018/01/12/fayose-releases-phones-numbers-report-sighting-herdsmen-ekiti/
Ma nigga
Celebrities › Re: Keyshia Ka'oir Vs Tiwa Savage: Who Wore The Gucci Better? (Photos) by godofuck231: 9:59am On Jan 13, 2018
Mandynews:
#TiwaSavage wears Gucci Metallic-trimmed intarsia wool Set and Socks to the #SoundcityMVP Awards

Gucci Mane’s Wife, Keyshia Kaoir and Nigerian Artiste Tiwa Savage spotted wearing Gucci Metallic-trimmed intarsia wool set and socks.

Keyshia wore her’s with a pair of Gucci slippers on a date night with her husband last week,

While Tiwa Savage paired her’s with white heeled Gucci sandals, to the Soundcity MVP Awards Event in Lagos.

The Set alone retails for $2490

Who Wore It Best?

Source: http://mandynews.com/2018/01/13/gucci-gang-keyshia-kaoir-vs-tiwa-savage-who-wore-it-best-photos/
gucci man's baby has a killer shape, tiwa be like iron welder wife wen de sell recharge cards and de sell tomtom
Celebrities › Re: Umarudeen Kayode, Davido's Crew Member Arraigned In Court by godofuck231: 9:55am On Jan 13, 2018
metronaija2:
Yesterday, news broke that a crew member of singer, Davido and some Airport officials engaged in a fistcuff at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport on Thursday January 11th. According to reports, trouble started when a checkpoint staff at the airport attempted to verify some of the checked luggage with the attached tags, but, rather than allow the staff to carry out his official duty, 22 year old Umarudeen Kayode pictured right, insisted that he would not allow him to verify the luggage, which after much argument and insistence, led to fisticuffs.



Umarudeen allegedly punched the Checkpoint staff on the face, which attracted other security officials at the terminal who immediately attempted to arrest him. Rather than obey, he resisted arrest and pummeled another airport security staff attached to the Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria at the baggage claim area, an Assistant Customs Comptroller was also injured.

Umarudeen was arraigned before an Ikeja Magistrate court on a 5-count charge yesterday January 12th. He was charged for assault, breach of public peace and for resisting arrest. The first charge accused him of obstructing and resisting a public officer, an offence contrary to section 117(1) and punishable under the same section of the Criminal Law of Lagos State.


“That you, Umarudeen Kayode ‘M’, on the same date, time and place, in the aforementioned magisterial district did unlawfully assault a public officer causing him harm and thereby committed an offence punishable under section 171 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State 2011” reads count 2.

The magistrate granted him bail in the sum of N50, 000 and two sureties in like sum. The sureties must have variable addresses within the jurisdiction of the court. According to Sahara Reporters, Umarudeen was not able to meet the bail condition as at the time the court closed for the day. This suggests that Umarudeen will be sleeping in the prison this weekend until he perfects his bail conditions.

http://www.metronaija.ng/video-photos-davidos-crew-member-arraigned-court/
30 billion in the account will soon be addressed, some small jail term will cool the hotbody
Politics › Re: Benue Killings: ACF Sets Up Committee On Anti-grazing Law by godofuck231: 9:51am On Jan 13, 2018
Firefire:
Benue killings: ACF sets up committee on anti-grazing law

Published January 13, 2018

Pan-Northern socio-cultural group, the Arewa Consultative Forum, said it had constituted a committee on how best to handle the anti-open grazing law which has been a bone of contention in some parts of the North.

The implementation of the law is currently causing crises in Benue, Taraba and Adamawa states, leading to the killing of hundreds of citizens and the destruction of property.

The Secretary-General of the ACF, Anthony Sani, told one of our correspondents in Kaduna via the telephone on Friday that the constitution of the committee became necessary because the forum believed the clashes bordered on occupation rather than on ethnicity or religion.

Sani, who did not name members of the committee, blamed governors for enacting laws that were not “implementable” just as he knocked the Fulani herdsmen for not “forgiving those who offended them.”

He said, “The ACF has actually constituted a committee on how best to go about the anti-open grazing law with a view to stopping clashes between herdsmen and farmers and improving the volume and quality of the livestock industry in the country.

“This is because the forum believes the clashes border on occupation rather than on ethnicity or religion. The committee has yet to submit its reports to the forum. It is after the submission of the report that well-informed positions on this important subject can be taken. Any law which cannot be implemented for whatever reasons in the interest of all the people should be reconsidered for performance.

“How frustrated we are with the challenges of community living should not make us believe that acts of revenge can address our concerns and bring about the peace needed for socio-economic development.

“There can be no justification for taking it out on innocent people under the pretext of revenge through reprisals. If God can forgive our transgressions, we should also forgive those who transgress against us.

“So, let the herdsmen and farmers come together and unleash their synergy against the collective challenges for a common interest. The two occupations are not mutually exclusive.”

Cc: Lalasticlala

http://punchng.com/benue-killings-acf-sets-up-committee-on-anti-grazing-law/
. Wait o, whose leading this northern forum of blind people?
Politics › Re: 2019: Anybody Above 60 Should Go And Rest Peacefully – Yerima by godofuck231: 9:49am On Jan 13, 2018
deantimes:
Source: https://www.headlineng.com/2019-anybody-60-go-rest-peacefully-yerima/
So you knew and ur party has a great grand father trying to dance ballet at the helm of affairs?
Family › Re: My Wife Nags A Lot by godofuck231: 7:59am On Jan 13, 2018
Bossmd:
Hello guys,

Since we got married it’s been one quarrel into another. Last Sunday I dressed in Jean and Long sleeve T shirt for Church and on sighting what I was wearing my wife yelled “Why will you be wearing this to Church?! We will not sit together ooh!!”

I felt dumbfounded but didn’t utter a word. On getting to Church I went to sit separately.

Is this right coming from a wife?
She expects you to function with the occasion, don't miss the dressing, when she nags look well, it's because she's a woman and she's not too patient to reason for a proper way to present the issues, she talks more thinks less, that's the way god wired them so they can handle children, filter the rubbish from the precious information she just gave you,

1 you are dressed in responsibly or too casual, it's turning her off, she has to seat with u in pride,

2 dress up for your wife, make her kiss you every time u step out for an occasion, I do get dragged by my lady back into the bedroom for quick hot sex when I dress to kill, says it turns her on.

Be a man swallow it and see her plight, she wants the best for u
Crime › Re: Husband Beats Police Wife To Death In Lagos Over Mistress (photo) by godofuck231: 7:50am On Jan 13, 2018
dre11:
Hubby not guilty, says PPRO




https://newtelegraphonline.com/2018/01/husband-beats-police-wife-death-mistress-family/
(1) When a wife listens to third parties in her marriage she ends up dancing to the tunes of public disgrace.

(2) when a woman abandons her husband because of her job or financial issues in the home, some woman is willing to carry him despite his shortfalls as a husband.

(3) when a woman leaves a man hungry, he find an alternative woman to cook for him!

(4) the man who puts his family first always wins.

Most men can't cook and this woman as a police woman is often not home, the man is a business man, the two do not meet the capacity to wield a family. Words of our elders are words of wisdom, their words are like palm oil to boiled yam.
Family › Re: My Lover Owns The Twins Not You – Wife by godofuck231: 7:38am On Jan 13, 2018
puregrace:
Just imagine!
See hit

Family › Re: My Lover Owns The Twins Not You – Wife by godofuck231: 7:38am On Jan 13, 2018
puregrace:
Just imagine!
See hit ,aim for the head

Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Embeds Entire G-Class SUV In Amber For DNA To Live Forever(Photos) by godofuck231: 7:34am On Jan 13, 2018
Explorers:
Do you remember that scene in Jurassic Park when John Hammond shows off the mosquito encased in amber?

Well, Mercedes has done thesame for this year’s North American International Auto Show except instead of a mosquito, they’ve encases an entire 1979 G-Class SUV.


The company released a video that evoked the original Jurassic Park film by showing a classic G-Class embedded in amber and promised, "The DNA Lives On."


The automaker will revive that idea at the entrance of Cobo Hall at the show by displaying the world's largest installation of synthetic resin with a 1979 G-Class suspended in the center of it.

This eye-catching art piece will weigh a portly 44.4 tons (40,280 kilograms) and will give visitors a big hint about the vehicle premiering inside.





The classic 1979 280 GE SUV, the G-Class' first year of production, which will be put on display to promote the next iteration of the long-lived G-Class.






Mercedes opted for this unique way of presenting its history, Preservation, in a chunk of synthetic resin meant to mimic amber, similar to how fossils can be found preserved in amber.


The block of resin itself is described by Mercedesas weighing in at 44.4 tons, and is said to have taken about three months (90 days) to cast.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtkhrTeh1Sg

http://www.off-road.com/blog/2018/01/12/cube-squared-mercedes-show-new-g-class-detroit/
Lalasticlala, Mynd44
God pls, may the g class re incarnate in my next life do I can drive in class, safety and respect
Romance › Re: Can You Share Your Social Media Logins With Your Lover Or Spouse? by godofuck231: 10:14pm On Jan 12, 2018
Sacramento85:
mehn, I get u
do well o, don't go an bring high tension wire into the house to charge phone o
Romance › Re: Can You Share Your Social Media Logins With Your Lover Or Spouse? by godofuck231: 10:13pm On Jan 12, 2018
NaoSlay:

She?

Am not a lesbian.


[size=8pt][/size] sad
ok thought u were a cassava
Romance › Re: He Who Always Thinks The Soup Is Too Much For The EBA Cannot Handle Greatness by godofuck231: 10:05pm On Jan 12, 2018
erifeoluwasimi:
is this one proverb or what
done people are scared of licking soup when eating eba or fufu, it's a sign of being timid they don't make it most time, they always think small like the soup
Family › Re: Advice Needed Urgently by godofuck231: 9:57pm On Jan 12, 2018
haryor14:
I lost my wife six months ago, and she had a baby girl for me of about 2years old now. The baby has been with my mother since her mother died but recently my mother got sick and since my inlaw are still alive I have to take my daughter to them for proper care cos the nature of my job didnt give time to take care of her on my own. Now she want to start school now, and my inlaw are calling me now that school fees of a baby not up to 2years is 20k plus. Am totally confused. Now am planing to take my daughter back because i have seen one school here of 10k per term. But my inlaw are relauctant to release her. pls advice
they are not refusing you seeing her you should be thankful they are protective about her, ur problem is trust not emotions pay the cash, uniform shoes and books will cost you, get ur head right and fix ur life, go in again as soon as ure fit to remarry,
Romance › Re: Can You Share Your Social Media Logins With Your Lover Or Spouse? by godofuck231: 9:52pm On Jan 12, 2018
majekdom2:
do you have a lover?
No but he has a doctor, and she has a DD, and her body boils ice, Bros did I expose too much?
Romance › Re: Can You Share Your Social Media Logins With Your Lover Or Spouse? by godofuck231: 9:49pm On Jan 12, 2018
NaoSlay:

Others?
Yes.


But nairaland? Never.

I can't even allow her know my username here.




I just told her and she's in her way home

Romance › Re: Can You Share Your Social Media Logins With Your Lover Or Spouse? by godofuck231: 9:46pm On Jan 12, 2018
Sacramento85:
Nairalanders, let's look at this issue critically, can you and your spouse or lover share your social media passwords between the two of you ? No insult please, let's look at both the advantages and disadvantages.
Have u been in an interrogation room before? How about interrogation in the bedroom for the rest of ur life, u de find trouble, me I no de house o
Romance › Re: Man Who Duped His Fiancée Arrested And Placed In A Police Cell by godofuck231: 5:56pm On Jan 12, 2018
ChangeIsCostant:
A man identified as Chidi Okere has been arrested and placed in a police cell for allegedly duping his fiancee. According to lawyer and human rights activist, Emeka Ugwuonye, the man promised the lady marriage before borrowing money she kept for brother and then disappeared.

According to the report by Emeka, the fiancee begged him to return the money or to pledge to return the money. He refused. He played her. She begged him. He played her. She went to the police. He evaded arrest for a whole year before he was later arrested.

The man reportedly pleaded with the lady at the police station for the matter to be settled peacefully all to no avail as he's set to spend the weekend behind bars.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/man-arrested-placed-police-cell-duping-fiancee-photo.html
Dead guy
Celebrities › Re: Kiss Daniel's "Uncle Stop Touching" Line In 'Yeba': Twitter Users Question Line by godofuck231: 5:46pm On Jan 12, 2018
WotzupNG:
Some ladies on twitter have called the attention of fellow twitter users to a line in Kiss Daniel's song 'Yeba'.

In the song, a female voice is heard saying 'uncle stop touching' in a manner that portrays the lady is being touched indecently against her consent by a man she's probably dancing with.

Those debating the line in the song claim it somehow glorifies or promotes sexual assault.

See Tweets below.

http://www.purplefeel.com/2018/01/uncle-stop-touching-twitter-users-kiss-daniels-song-yeba.html
una don finish with all the sugar daddies wen de town and old age de call una, work don finish for una and young guys no fit marry una plus g class wen ur puna work buy, now the young man made a hit from his god given talent and ure seeking attention, when una see girls when young pass una, you people will fell like bathing in boiling water, now u don her uncle and it feels like ur sugar daddy has gone missing on u, u feel jealous, and kiss Dan is the one to blame? Get a life or marry bob risky if e pain u
Celebrities › Re: Moesha Boduong: "Being Curvy Is Not A Crime'' by godofuck231: 5:02pm On Jan 12, 2018
WotzupNG:
Curvy Ghanaian Actress, Moesha Boduong looks extremely gorgeous in new photos she shared on Instagram.

In the accompanied quote, the actress stated that flaunting one's curves is not a sign of being cheap.

Her quote:



http://www.purplefeel.com/2018/01/being-curvy-crime-ghanaian-actress-moesha-boduong.html
okkkk, am so sorry, you are cheaper than before stated.lol
Politics › Re: Kogi Wants Cattle Colony To Be Built In The State First by godofuck231: 4:51pm On Jan 12, 2018
royalamour:
The people were not happy with the development and voiced their displeasures the moment the Chief Press Secretary to the gov posted the news on her timeline.

See reactions below. I




https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1996202720594784&id=1720831344798591
. Apc is moving, you should see the way they are moving, downwards!
Crime › Re: Police Arrest 'Osama' Who Stabbed 16-Year-Old Girl For Rejecting Him. Photos by godofuck231: 4:16pm On Jan 12, 2018
Angelanest:
The guy who allegedly stabbed a 16-year-old girl, Alero Eyesan on her thigh for rejecting his advances has been arrested, according to reports. The suspect populalry known as 'Osama' has reportedly been transferred to Police Headquarters in Asaba, Delta state this morning.

The teenage girl whom he stabbed on the 31st of December, 2017 died two days ago after the injury sustained spread very fast all over her body.

After rejecting his advances, the young man was said to have laid an ambush for her as he attacked and stabbed her in the process.

She was immediately rushed to central hospital where the doctors prescribed things to be bought for her treatment.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/man-arrested-for-stabbing-teenage-girl-in-delta-state.html
strip him, rub him with baby oil,bound him and lock him with Bob risky in a cell grin shocked, damn! Father forgive me for I have sinned, in my thoughts
Crime › Re: Two Kidnappers Nabbed In Ajah, Lagos, While Escaping With Their Victim by godofuck231: 1:19pm On Jan 12, 2018
laidelaitan:
Two kidnappers nabbed in Ajah, Lagos, while escaping with their victim

The Nigeria Police, Lagos State Command, arrested two notorious Kidnappers, yesterday, 10th of January, 2018, at about 9:43pm, at Elemoro, Ajah.

The criminals met their waterloo while escaping with their victim, one Mrs Mildred Mbajiorgu.

The tight security network emplaced in Lagos state by the Command Commissioner of Police, CP. Edgal Imohimi, did the magic as the Divisional Police Officer, Elemoro tapped into it to get the suspects arrested.

According to the DPO, SP Mohammed Shehu Limawa, he received a distress call from a lady who told him that she heard the voice of a woman crying for help in a dark blue Gulf 3 car.

She also gave the registration number of the car as KRD 845 EC. The DPO quickly alerted one of the Anti crime patrol teams along the route taken by the Kidnappers and instructed the policemen to slow down traffic to about 20km per hour.

The hoodlums ran into the gridlock and were arrested by the policemen who were in the waiting for them. The victim was rescued and taken to the hospital to treat the injury inflicted on her forehead by the dare devils using the butt of a locally made pistol.

Meanwhile the suspects by names, Igwe Sunday, age 28years and Chukwuemeka Bright, 21 years together with the locally made pistol recovered from them has been handed over to the operatives of the Special Anti Robbery Squad (SARS) for further investigation.

https://www.headofsocials.com/2018/01/11/two-kidnappers-nabbed-ajah-lagos-escaping-victim/
I love the job on their eyes, slapped to submission, they should be sentenced to death by slapping.
Celebrities › Re: Denrele Edun At His Matriculation In UNILAG In 1998: Throwback Photos by godofuck231: 1:17pm On Jan 12, 2018
donstan18:
Is he mad, now?
No he is gone werekpe
Celebrities › Re: Denrele Edun At His Matriculation In UNILAG In 1998: Throwback Photos by godofuck231: 1:16pm On Jan 12, 2018
pzphoto:
Popular cross dresser Denrele Edun shares this hilarious throwback photo with very interesting story.




https://www.instagram.com/p/Bd0an-EDb4g/?hl=en
This guy should have committed suicide long ago na what he still doing alive?
Business › Re: Man Facing Eviction Threat By Landlady Wins N20m Lottery (pic) by godofuck231: 1:14pm On Jan 12, 2018
Islie:
http://punchng.com/man-facing-eviction-threat-by-landlady-wins-n20m-lottery/
If olosho go let you see road better buy a house somewhere cheap in Abuja or run from this country for your like because this country is dying
Car Talk › Re: 2019 Ford Edge ST Revealed (photos, Details And Price) by godofuck231: 12:54pm On Jan 12, 2018
kobosmart:
one of my uncles wey dey beg us for money get this motor
Ur uncle and E car na petrol drinks grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Aide, Kayode, Beats Airport & Customs Officials, Davido Runs, Hides by godofuck231: 12:50pm On Jan 12, 2018
Franklin242:
http://saharareporters.com/2018/01/11/davido%E2%80%99s-crew-members-attack-customs-baggage-check-officials-lagos-airport
small boy run

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