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angels09:
A South Australian man is facing charges after he was allegedly caught using vice grips instead of a steering wheel to drive a car.

Police said they saw a white Holden sedan being driven dangerously with two blown tyres on Sudholz Road in the Adelaide suburb of Gilles Plains.

When the car was pulled over, police said there was no steering wheel and the driver was allegedly using a pair of vice grips to steer.

The car was found to be unregistered and uninsured and already subject to a defect notice.

Police also allege the vehicle was involved in a hit-run crash in Folland Avenue at Northfield just minutes before it was pulled over.

A 38-year-old Northfield man is facing charges including driving while disqualified and returning a positive drug test.

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-23/driver-charged-over-car-with-no-steering-wheel/4837680

Stone him to death

three:

Okay oh

He has added Value to Babachir Lawal
He has added Value to Abubakar Malami
He has added Value to Mamman Daura
He has added Value to large swathes of the North (across religious boundaries)
He has added Value to Aisha and the kids
He has added Value to Yahaya Bello
He has added Value to Tinubu (small value but value sha)
He has added Value to APC/BMC
He has added Value to SW politicians
He has added Value to Fuel Importers
He has added Value to incompetent Minsters (Super or otherwise)

Siddon dia dey rub pomade say all dis people go jus allow una comot Bubu comot dem join!

Even to his son, as e head break open them go don put sense inside by now

Troubledmind:
Hi nairalanders, I'm pete(pseudonym), I'm 22, and a virgin, I come from an average family, I won't say I'm too handsome but I'm averagely good looking, they was a phase in my life where I was hyperactive and always drawn to the opposite sex that mere looking at a pic I get erection, this made me chased a lot of girls with different tactics( sweet mouth, dressing, money) they all rejected me despite my looks and money, I resort to porn but find it disgusting, I switched to masturbat,ion it didn't work infact nothing is enjoyable about it and sex workers are a no no for me,

after trying desperately for years to get a real girlfriend for the first time in my life I gave up on searching, I kept loosing intrest in girls, now I never get sexually aroused anymore, even when I see naked women physically or we get locked in a room I will feel nothing, the only erection I get now is the early morning erection, I'm not gay but I am really starting to get worried

Lalasticlal.a please help a brother

Guy that's a psycho problem, it called a turn off, I developed something similar on my return to Nigeria, your brain is protecting you from the rubbish Nigerian women so to men, baby daddy and stupid sex approach for money. What would make u return to normal is if you go into a relationship based on reasoning, if you get one lady that's appealing to u psychologically you will be ok

Give her codine of roofies she will be ok and back to slaying

A shepherd should protect his flock, even if it costs him his life, for me? I'll fast and pray in time of such attacks

Islie:
http://pmexpressng.com/man-dumps-wife-marries-female-cop/

a woman who cannot contribute to a man's life but rubs her mouth like an ak 47 would loose her husband as soon as he finds a proper support

When the market just de warm up

Better than a strumpet or a dying model looking for money to pay her crashing career

dainformant:
An average Nigerian is always scared to come close to a soldier but this down-to-earth soldier who serves in Ngala of Borno - has won the hearts of many in the region most especially the ladies with his friendly personality. It is said that the gallant army personnel can't dare pass by the community or any of the Internally Displaced Persons (IDP) camp without the ladies wanting to take a selfie with him due to his good nature.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/nigerian-soldier-who-poses-with-ladies-in-ngala-borno-state.html

. It is his job to secure the lives and property of citizens of the country so if the women feel safe with him? Tain halt

bjhaid:
Old Cargo

That's somebody's aunt o,lol

basictutor:
She's clearly looking for grandpas

My grandmother dad money go finish on vigra ooooo

KushyKush:
She lied though... She looks 45.

The truth is...women above 30 needs much older men for marriage. Imagine someone like Linda ikeji dating Davido. That's child abuse.

The only place people believe age is just a number is on the internet.

In reality, age really matters...

shh you no get respect? Na your senior ass u de expose? Lol

makydebbie:
You actually look like a lady in her forties.

damnnn, who give this child pamwine, now he's seeing the facts of life

goldcoinhub:
Empress Njamah might still be single, but she says she is not short of admirers, whether young or old. According to the actress, she usually feels offended and doesn't like it whenever a younger man shows interest in her so she tries to avoid that.

Empress Njamah says,

“A lot of men in their twenties say they admire me and want to date me. I am sure most of them think I am really young. Sometimes, I find it annoying because if they know my actual age, they wouldn’t come close or show interest in me.

“When people say I look like a lady in her twenties, I just smile. I am actually in my thirties. When people ask me what I do to look the way I do, I struggle to give an answer. I guess it is just the grace of God because I don’t do anything special.”

When she was asked about what she planned out for the year 2018, Empress Njamah said she does not have a laid out plan and she would rather allow things to happen naturally, adding that it is not typical of her to speak about her plans to the public, she would rather prefer everyone seeing result than she talking about something she would never accomplish.

She also went further to say that action speaks louder than voice and her friends in the industry understand that she doesn't speak too much.

“For people who know me well, I don’t talk too much. I believe actions speak louder than words and that has been my approach to life.

“I am satisfied with all that I achieved last year. I am also an entrepreneur. I have a boutique where I sell ladies’ wear and accessories. I wouldn’t be honest if I say there are no challenges, but I thank God for the strength to overcome them.”

http://lailasnews.com/i-feel-offended-when-younger-men-ask-me-out-empress-njamah/

lalasticlala

with ur mighty fore head like hammer whale own, no go mary, widow's wen be grand mothers don mary you de wait for Otedola and adenuga

Please stop killing the cows Bubu is depressed

Look closely, he's a pu**y too

OK it's nice knowing that, what next?

This is supposed to be your secret, and u come carry am to nairaland, only you waka come! So u will have to live with it, women are born lesbians but nature takes its course and you somehow need to get married and give birth.
Women do fall in love with each other, they share, talk, confide and share secrets,unlike men, we envy and fight, that's how we are wired, but being lsb doesn't mean you should make it public, in nigeria you could get your ass beaten like a thief and arrested.
Next time enjoy your sexual exploration and shut up, you are not the first, that y our fore fathers had 10 wives, how did you think one man would set firing squad an 10 women at once, they do help them selves, but is is a taboo if made public.

Tank still trying to outrun autovas

Boko Haram pls help us na, at least be useful for once, pls help us kill bob risky, plssssss, at least be useful despite your uselessness

This isn't 18 this is 38, and the tyre has been rolling since 11, you can see the milage

This isn't 18 this is 38, and the tyre has been rolling since 11

Olosho work is good,ass full of male protein, from cement floored house to porches, lol

U see, how fast and swift our security operatives are in the south south? Meanwhile in Benue? I smell lie Mohammad

U see, how fast and swift our security operatives are in the south south? Meanwhile in Benue?

Her breast has got 2 flat tyres that means if she changes one with her spare, she's still stuck, my ball firm up during sex, but her boobs will drop more, damn, expended budget no use

Put them back in and light them afire, big fire

Ashawo work go spoil ooooo, someone pls help them appeal to the president to ban sex dolls in nigeria, no more free iPhone, laptops and g class

An old aunt always said to my sisters that the best and most handsome men in America are either in the police, army navy or airforce, or are in prison, soon nigeria I getting to a stage where men who can't hold their morals strong will be in prison, she claimed most of the handsome men in jail were falsely accused of rape or sexual assault, stating a case where by a girl had sex with a guy for 2 weeks in his apartment only for her parents who were rich to badge in with cops and got him arrested, it took years after conviction for the girl to step up, saying she was forced to claim rape due to her parents, or she would have been slit shamed by her rich family and friends, please guys be careful who you keep as contacts most girls these days are dirty and hungry, always searching for free meals, go and find a nurse or a medical doctor and date don't go after a girl using a range or g class while she has no job or business that earns her 4m a month

OK Jonathan no let una run the country after yaradua ok, so u guys sabotaged his tenure, cool, now ure in power, he's attempting to kill u? Where is lie Mohammad? I smell lies