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maasoap:
Is your father missing? Bastard, product of baby factory.

Soappy pikin see ur username, weak sperm product

maasoap:
Sarcasm, right? Because, they deserve some years behind bars. Corrupt bastards!

Do I look like ur father, get a life, mongrel

sarrki:
See madness

I said it that PDP always most especially this FFk always make a lot of us to stick to pmb

They are calamity

U check your self

johnnyn1:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/dailypost.ng/2018/01/08/yusuf-buhari-presidents-son-secretly-acquired-power-bikes-dss-operatives-sacked-incident/amp/

learnt how to hunt birds at 10, shot my first deer at 14, at 18 in nigeria engaged 4 armed robbers in my family house with just a double barrel shotgun and a kabar, 2 down one mortally injured , 22 navy, 24 marines special forces, 26 Afghanistan and Iraq, 28 Syria 30 silver star (2) medals amongst others, 31 defence consultant, ..................... spare me the rest but this big ass Bubu can't be accountable to himself, why abuse power and sack good and serving dss guards all in the name of your son's flops, damn F big F plus 9

sarrki:
Hmm enemies of the state good news for you here

Who the state help, abi u be buhari dog? Tahh! Leave here

dammy13:
A video of a lady rejecting her boyfriend’s public mall proposal has gone viral on social media. The lady was first seen arguing with her boyfriend who was on one knee proposing before she poured water from a drinking glass on him and walked out of the mall.

The incident reportedly occurred at a mall in Accra, Ghana. The couple was seen having a discussion at a restaurant when the young man went on one knee to pop the question, he looked shocked when his girlfriend immediately stood up and showed him something on her phone.

In the video, it could be seen that the young man tried to apologise to his enraged girlfriend after she showed him her phone. However, the lady who did not accept the apology poured water on her boyfriend and walked out of the restaurant while the boyfriend was left there stunned.

Lady rejects boyfriend’s public proposal at Accra mall, pours water on him

The man looked shocked when his girlfriend immediately stood up and showed him something on her phone

She was captured dousing the young man with water from a drinking glass

Watch the video below

https://web.facebook.com/naijcom/videos/1788753851221504/

http://fabinfos.com/lady-turns-boyfriends-public-proposal-mall-pours-water-watch-video/

Bet me someone is outside waiting to take her to her next relationship, she's not ready for marriage, waka de sweet am

AutoJoshNG:
After several years, the Mercedes Benz G Class still remains true to its heritage. And this might not be changing soon as the all new 2019 Mercedes Benz G Class has just been revealed.

Mercedes-Benz has planned the unveiling of the G-Class around January 15. Nevertheless, we can already view it today. Thanks to autoweek.nl who leaked the photos.

This may not be a big surprise, because earlier spyshots already indicated that Mercedes-Benz would keep the design of  its most distinctive model.

However, the most striking change is the interior. Mercedes-Benz provides the cockpit with a wide digital display, which gets a place right next to the instruments. The differential buttons are right below the digital display between the center AC vents while the passenger still gets the handgrip that dates all the way back.

Mercedes-Benz reports that the rear seats have been moved further to the rear, something that gives fifteen centimeters of extra legroom compared to the current G-class. The SUV is lighter than its predecessor despite a more rigid axle.

It gets a nine-speed automatic transmission, that sends 40 percent of the torque to the front wheels. The remaining 60 percent goes to the rear axle. It also comes with cameras all around, cameras that come in handy not only when parking, but also during off-loading.

Does it meet your expectation?

https://autojosh.com/new-2019-mercedes-benz-g-class-revealed-photos/

Oh my heart, I can't take this, why mush she always give me weak knees ,shes always on pint and sexy

OceanmorganTrix:
OSAMA should caught and stabbed on the thigh

Pls make that the balls, I want to see those how big they are to stab a child

Next2Bezee:
My brother. Many are whores and only few are loyal. If you visit her social media accounts now, you will probably see captions like 'god lover' or 'sister in christ'.

Just be thankful that God saved you from spending your life with a cheat. Don't let that stop you from seeking a partner, just make sure not to trust any woman 100%, always sleep with one eye open

Ben all the same it's all true but some women differ, but some men take women as shoes, only to be worn on occasions and should remain the way it's been left in the shoebox, so they get restive and do their desires wishes, when another Crazy guy shows them attention they are carried away, always communicate with ur woman, send her words of love and see to it that her mind is always occupied, if she's always on phone chatting and snapping? Hmm war de come be that

AntiWailer:
For what reason precisely ?

If he was ever a civil servant he should know about the right of association or rather freedom, being in the teachers union is an umbrella union protecting the rights of teachers against government draconian oppression and policies, his policies are harsh and he's threatening, that's dictatorship rule here

baress:
The Kaduna State Government has warned its school teachers not to obey the call by the Nigerian Union of Teachers to embark on an indefinite strike starting tomorrow.


See More ;

http://baressng.com/go-on-strike-tomorrow-get-punished-el-rufai-replies-kaduna-teachers/

You? A retired civil servant? You should be stoned to death

taylor88:
enhance his diick to XXXL



Or enhance his complexion with hypo or Caro white



U dated him for 10 yrs and it's now ur realising his brain needs enhancement


Village people this one loud oo

If he leaves her to marry another woman he would be tagged a bad man, now he's proposed he's a bad mad, I think the hypo thing is the vest option, to bleach her brain

WisdomFlakes:
http://dailypost.ng/2018/01/07/moves-indiginalize-fulani-herdsmen-begin-kogi/

I've got one word for you guys, IGALA

CastedDude:
Earlier today, some fishermen caught a manatee in a river in Yauri area of Kebbi state. The elated fishermen who posed with the animal decided to take it to the palace of the Sarkin Yauri (the traditional ruler) to show it off. See pictures below;

https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/men-catch-sea-lion-fishing-river-take-monarchs-palace-photos.html

And they killed it? Instead of preserving the species , mens these dudes are really hungry

Angelanest:
A Nigerian lady who says she loves sports so much that she can't do without it each day - has revealed how she was told by her doctor that she was dis-virgined due to too much exercise. According to the lady, no one has ever believed her after she told them how she lost her virginity.

Below is what she shared on Facebook

I am a lady who loves sports so much, i cant do without exercise each day.........

Some years back, I was told by my doctor that I was disvirgin by EXCESS OF SPORTS after series of test he carried out on me............

But since then, anyone I told about it will NEVER believe me..........

Today, a question was asked and it goes thus "" can a lady forget who disvirgin her"""""??

When I told them I was not disvirgin by anyone but by EXCESS OF SPORTS, No one believe me

What do you have to say about this and if there is any doctor(s) in the house, let them help me out here biko...

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/lady-reveals-how-she-lost-her-virginty-due-to-too-much-sports.html

So the passion for sports fu*ked u up? Great lol

Brookinfo:
The authorities of 6 Division Nigerian Army Port Harcourt wish to inform the peace loving people of Omoku in ONELGA in particular, Rivers State and indeed the entire good people of Niger Delta in general that the notorious cult leader, kidnap kingpin and mass murderer Don Waney is dead.

Recall that in the early hours of Monday 20th November 2017, troops of 6 Division Nigerian Army acting on credible information from some patriotic members of the public raided the evil Don Waney enclave in Omoku, ONELGA Rivers State where shocking discoveries of assorted weapons, dynamites, bags of suspected cannabis, full military camouflage uniforms, military boots, military communication radios, 10 human skulls and human bones were discovered. Additionally, in continuation of the operation on Tuesday 21st November 2017, the troops also exhumed decomposing bodies of some of his victims in his shrine in the glaring eyes of the media who were invited to witness first hand.

Perhaps not satisfied with the numerous lives of innocent citizens he took, Don Waney masterminded the despicable New Year day mayhem in Omoku in which he led his notorious gang of criminals to murder 23 peace loving citizens of Omoku when they were returning from Cross Over Service at about 1:30am on Monday 1st January 2018.

Intense surveillance activities on him and his gang by the Department of State Services (DSS) Rivers State Command revealed that after committing these atrocities he relocated to a neighbourhood within Enugu Town in Enugu State where he rented an apartment and started living among unsuspecting neighbours within the community.

From the relative safety of his newly-rented apartment, Don Waney was already perfecting plans to wrought another mayhem in Omoku in which he was to attack churches, schools, Army and Police locations and the RESIDENCES of the generality of the already traumatized people of Omoku. However, following his successful geo-location to his new Enugu neighbourhood hideout by the DSS Rivers State Command, a combined team of troops of 82 Division Nigerian Army Enugu and personnel of DSS Rivers State Command raided the hideout to arrest him and his other accomplices. Incidentally on sensing that the combine team were closing in on his residence, Don Waney, his Second- in- Command (Ikechukwu Adiele) and another gang member (Lucky Ode) attempted to escape through the back exit of the apartment and were shot down by the eagle eyed troops in the process. One of them died on the spot while the other 2 who sustained gun shot wounds eventually died while being evacuated for medical attention.

The remains of Don Waney and his cohorts were brought back to Port Harcourt Rivers State by the combine team and handed over to the Rivers State Police Command for further action.

To this end, the authorities of 6 Division Nigerian Army Port Harcourt wishes to use this opportunity to extend their condolences to the families of all the victims of the evil Don Waney and his gang. We also wish to solicit your further cooperation in volunteering useful information to track down and arrest the remaining gang members so as to bring them to justice for a peaceful, prosperous and secured Omoku community, ONELGA, Rivers State and the entire Niger Delta region.

https://brookinfo.com/terrorist-don-waney-finally-gunned-down-by-nigerian-army/

Oga don wan now that ure fu*ked in the ass how do u feel?

H

viceddy95:
Fulani herdsmen had cut off Mr Arowolo's hand in his farm in Ojah, Akoko Edo. This is jihard o. Nigerians should rise up against this barbaric act.

Since he can't fight the hand was useless anyway, Nigerians are weak when it comes to self defense all they know how to do is cry after the head is off in this case, a hand. Wish him speedy recovery.

igraman:
Check this out.
Let's have your answer.
it has generated a lot of arguments here.

in the said sentence the action is beating and the action being carried out by the mother which makes her the subject of the verb, this sentence is talking about the drunk mother and not her daughter, the rule of subject ,object and predicate wins in this argument .

temptnow:
These APC are insulting us, I swear.

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Come no let kil somebody o

Islie:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/nigerian-nanny-gets-121-000-pay-check-from-oppressive-nsobundu-couple.html

at the end the children are useless because they can't cook or clean,and the daughter go say she be slay queen, son na artist, Wedon der

CollinsWeGlobe:
Started from the bottom

See apple butt, plantain got this farm no go green ripe o

Mztarstrechy:
As shared by Oby.....

'ARSON IN ABIA STATE

This man who claims to be a lawyer was alleged to have strangled an old woman to death in the presence of her daughter, son in law and grand children in Ihechiowa Community, Arochukwu LGA of Abia State on December 30, 2017.
The said Barrister Ndu was subsequently arrested and detained by the Police. While in detention, he allegedly sponsored his 'boys' to commit arson at the homes of Ikodiya Uche and her brother where their homes were burnt down. His grouse against them being that they allegedly sponsored the investigation of his alleged atrocities in the community and his false claims of being a certified lawyer. The Supreme Court has in a letter said that he has not been registered by them as a lawyer.
The matter is now being investigated at the instance of the Abia State Commissioner of Police'.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/01/lawyer-strangles-old-woman-dead-in.html?m=1

If you live in a glass house, don't throw stones ,if you have a glass jaw you should watch your mouth! Women and loose tongues don't always end well, RIP

Mztarstrechy:
Earlier today,I shared photos of Fulani people killed in Taraba state by Bachama militias.Aliyu who shared the story refused to tell his followers that villagers were also killed by the herdsmen.A doctor named Divine who works at FMC Jalingo has revealed that Fulani herdsmen also killed many villagers in the same communities in Taraba.Below is what he wrote...

'Fulani herdsmen go viral in Donada and Kaltibu villages of Lau LGA of Taraba State killing over 50 people, many wounded and thousands left homeless. This happened yesterday. Federal Gov't has remained silent over the killings of Christians and peasant farmers by Fulani Malitia'

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/01/fulani-herdsmen-go-on-rampage-kill-over.html?m=1

You have the rights to defend your life, dead or alive, the choice is yours, NEXT!

ollyruffy:
I am sorry to say this. This is one of the most dumb advice I had read in a while.

Then alternatively run home to daddy and tell him about your wife's sexcapades, and she would be summoned for the witches and wizards to secretly pass spells on her while the cleansing is carried out, then u and her would live to tell stories on wap tv(super story)

U

BloggersNG:
This is what some of us fast and pray for! When a the girl of your dreams walks into your arms just like that! OAP Osi Suave has shared an adorable experience he had with a lady he helped after her car broke down at Lekki- Ikoyi Toll, According to him he gave her his spare tyre, and told her to return when she buys a new one, the next morning she came knocking at his door, not just with the Tyre, but with breakfast.. Aww! Am Touched.


See below!

News From Ebiwali-- http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/01/oap-osi-suave-shares-his-touching.html


Cc: lalasticlala


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Fynestboi MissyB3

What did u tell her u babe magnet, spill it!

slimjaney:
The Nigerian army has disclosed on Friday that the factional leader of the Terrorist group, Boko Haram, Mamman Nur, has been deeply injured.

See the military statement issued by the spokesman of the Operation Dole counterinsurgency force in northeast Nigeria, Onyema Nwachukwu, below:

“Ongoing artillery and aerial bombardments of Boko Haram enclaves in the Lake Chad region by troops of Operation Lafiya Dole has continued to yield positive results.

“Currently an evaluation report of the ongoing operation indicates that a major factional leader of the terrorists group, Mamman Nur has been fatally injured in the bombardment as he and his sub commanders fled from the onslaught.

“Several of his foot soldiers have also been killed by troops, while many of the insurgents who escaped are now surrendering to Republic of Niger Defence Forces, following the Amnesty granted the insurgents by the Government of Niger Republic”.

source: http://www.kingsleyiwu.com.ng/2018/01/nigerian-troops-brutally-and-deeply.html

Slaughter!

princeeze1:
Pls mature responses needed.

Firstly, I love my wife so very much and trusts her as much, we have been married. 2 years+ and have a son 1+. I decided we wait a little before making more babies to enable more stability and allow her finish her schooling.

My job nature means I am only home 3 nights a week, and she knows my roitine perfectly.

Now d issue, I returned home one night about to sleep, my wife tells me there was an issue, I was like, what was it abt, and she says she was pregnant. So I calmly asked who was responsible, she flared up and asked how dare I ask such stupid question, and who is suppose to be responsible, bla, bla, bla. That have I not been sleeping with her.....

I then began my theory, yes I have been sleeping with you, but you know as much as I know that despite being married, I have consciously and deliberately not had unprotective sex with you, it has 100% been with condom and I have for a long time practiced no condom, no sex with you. Never for once has there been a case of d condom burst, so without my seed in you, are you MARY?

She continued to make issues, but when it dawned on her my arguement was firm, FACTUAL, and decisive, her voice began to wane. She finally kept quiet and then asked, what do we do about it. I was like which we, I am not aware of you being pregnant, pls let me be and posed to sleep off, but sleep refused to come, so I got up and asked her to sit up.

I told her I will be asking questions and I need straightforward answers. 1. How far gone are you, she said she just noticed. 2. Who is responsible, she murmured and sheaid I should lower my voice and she wil talk, but when she saw fire in my eyes, she then smiled and said it was a joke and she wanted to see my reaction.

Now the issues.... I refused to accept its a joke, because, its one taken too far, secondly, she wanted to raise hell and fury with my refusal to take responsibility, but for my FACTUAL claim and firmness which she realised was a sound truth, only made her to finally keep mum. I have a god feeling, if I had not been sexually conscious,.d conversation might not have taken a different direction and tone.

She cried all night, claiming she planned d joke to see my reaction, but I have refused to be emotionally blackmailed. She has offered I take her for a test, I turned it down, and requested she goes to a government hospital within 2days and get a test that shows she is not pregnant and has not been in the last 3 weeks even though I dont know if such test exists.

Nb... I trust my wife and have never had reason to do otherwise, but I want my doubts she has raised in my heart cleared, how do I clear d doubts, how do I tell if it was a reaction she was seeking or just resorted to plan B. Do such test exist? Because ignoring little details is what makes alot of men father children not theirs and I refuse to be a victim.

Mature advices needed,

the more a woman loves u the more she's open about her dirty past hoping to confide in you and seek your help, my girlfriend then left me but after 2 years she's saying there's no other man like me and she will die unhappy on this earth because she lost me, I pray she doesn't but I took a lot of shit from her including being slapped 3 times in public, dumping my laptop and new shining bold 5 BlackBerry in a bathtub, plus many many, guy sulk it all up, life isn't what it seems on tv

princeeze1:
Pls mature responses needed.

Firstly, I love my wife so very much and trusts her as much, we have been married. 2 years+ and have a son 1+. I decided we wait a little before making more babies to enable more stability and allow her finish her schooling.

My job nature means I am only home 3 nights a week, and she knows my roitine perfectly.

Now d issue, I returned home one night about to sleep, my wife tells me there was an issue, I was like, what was it abt, and she says she was pregnant. So I calmly asked who was responsible, she flared up and asked how dare I ask such stupid question, and who is suppose to be responsible, bla, bla, bla. That have I not been sleeping with her.....

I then began my theory, yes I have been sleeping with you, but you know as much as I know that despite being married, I have consciously and deliberately not had unprotective sex with you, it has 100% been with condom and I have for a long time practiced no condom, no sex with you. Never for once has there been a case of d condom burst, so without my seed in you, are you MARY?

She continued to make issues, but when it dawned on her my arguement was firm, FACTUAL, and decisive, her voice began to wane. She finally kept quiet and then asked, what do we do about it. I was like which we, I am not aware of you being pregnant, pls let me be and posed to sleep off, but sleep refused to come, so I got up and asked her to sit up.

I told her I will be asking questions and I need straightforward answers. 1. How far gone are you, she said she just noticed. 2. Who is responsible, she murmured and sheaid I should lower my voice and she wil talk, but when she saw fire in my eyes, she then smiled and said it was a joke and she wanted to see my reaction.

Now the issues.... I refused to accept its a joke, because, its one taken too far, secondly, she wanted to raise hell and fury with my refusal to take responsibility, but for my FACTUAL claim and firmness which she realised was a sound truth, only made her to finally keep mum. I have a god feeling, if I had not been sexually conscious,.d conversation might not have taken a different direction and tone.

She cried all night, claiming she planned d joke to see my reaction, but I have refused to be emotionally blackmailed. She has offered I take her for a test, I turned it down, and requested she goes to a government hospital within 2days and get a test that shows she is not pregnant and has not been in the last 3 weeks even though I dont know if such test exists.

Nb... I trust my wife and have never had reason to do otherwise, but I want my doubts she has raised in my heart cleared, how do I clear d doubts, how do I tell if it was a reaction she was seeking or just resorted to plan B. Do such test exist? Because ignoring little details is what makes alot of men father children not theirs and I refuse to be a victim.

Mature advices needed,

If your father tell u the things , your mum did u would kill ur mother in your mind everyday, there are things we men see and must we never reveal, if she's pregnant for someone else it means she had an encounter with another guy, the solution is to shut up and not ask her long questions like how long the guys dick was and what position was she on, codedly go in and remove the pregnancy, that child isn't yours and should not stay (unwanted pregnancy) if she wanted to remove the child by herself it would not take her anything just some injections or pills she's done, so she's coming to tell you means she's opening her secret to you, be her man and own her with everything she has including her secrets, if u do that she will tell u more and more no matter how angry or bad the secret, u will bound in secret and marriage

Bosun:

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My dog for house has gone wild

GraveMan:
Body C is my favourite.. I like girls with onion botty..
Girls with C shape turns me up
What's ur shape?

D cries too much, E tears my sheets while I work, A pinch my back and butt during interrogation, B easily gets out of control during combat and like a mustang shelby I have to put in work on her steering to break her and control, C is my favourite, it has all the characteristics of A,B,D and E she's like a Mercedes best steering and balance, trust me, I love changing her lubricant oil and fluids and I can't help but drive angry

GraveMan:
Body C is my favourite.. I like girls with onion botty..
Girls with C shape turns me up
What's ur shape?

D cries too much, E tears my sheets while I work, A pinch my back and butt during interrogation, B easily gets out of control during combat and like a mustang shelby I have to put in work on her steering to break her and control, C is my favourite, it has all the characteristics of A,B,D and E she's like a Mercedes best steering and balance, trust me, I love changing her lubricant oil and fluids.

Drinokrane:
In a rare version of happenstances, a white woman has taken to microblogging platform, Twitter, to celebrate her wedding anniversary with her Nigerian husband from Anambra State.

What’s catchy about her post is the metaphors she used in describing her beau as she celebrates him – she calls him the “Ogiri in her soup”, “the red oil to her yam” et all… if that isn’t cuteness… I then don’t know what is…

She wrote:
”The best thing that ever happened to me. You are the red oil to my yam, the ogiri in my soup and the ube for my corn! Thank you for making this bold step five years ago! Happy anniversary dim oma! Afurum gi nanya ‘.

http://www.torimill.com/2018/01/you-are-red-oil-to-my-yam-white-lady.html

This is what happens when u take a white woman to drink pepper soup and yam too much, see now