₦airaland Forum

purem:
All this mofos blasting his teeth should also blast mine

Urs is the bomb

lawman88:
Happy new year Nairalanders,

My wife is very churchy and spiritual. I love her for that but she told me this morning that the spirit ministered to her to sow something huge to a reverend father, so she carried all her December salary and gave to a reverend father. I asked her why she didn't notify me before she undertook it and she said such instructions should be carried out without anybody's knowledge.

I'm not a catholic member, I'm RCCG. catholic members in the house, is that how your doctrine is? We are young couple and I wish we don't have any serious disagreement for now.

So na only rccg god de abi, and her hard earned salary is yours by birth or marriage rights, guy go buy cold bottle if orijin drink

praizblog:
Beautiful actress Mercy Aigbe who just clocked 40years got this special cakes on her day. See them below


Gist from Praizeupdates

http://www.praizeupdates.com/mercy-aigbe-got-8-beautiful-cakes-for-her-40th-birthday-check-them-out/

4 children or 4 cakes, misplaced priorities

MetroBaba1:
You Dey Mind Her..

If You Like Beautiful Like What I Don't Know, If You Misbehave, You're Gone For Life. I'm Principled!!

All these babe's when their families de live inside fowl cage houses ,go come online de form Porsche, may god strike ur false coloured asses with lightning

MetroBaba1:
You Dey Mind Her..

If You Like Beautiful Like What I Don't Know, If You Misbehave, You're Gone For Life. I'm Principled!!

All these babe's when their families de live inside fowl cage houses ,go come online de form Porsche,

metronaija5:
Nollywood actress ,Eniola Badmus has revealed her famous dog ,Cavali jas been stolen .She is promising a 200k reward to whoever finds it.

http://www.metronaija.ng/eniola-badmus-cries-stolen-famous-dog-stolenpromises-200k-reward/

It's not a dog, because a rottweiler will not get stollen like a toy,so she better get a fog to protect her from being kidnapped than for it to get missing itself

morgan844:
Heart Broken I Feel Cheated Despite Showing Her So Much Love

My wife still communicate and send picture to her former boy friend. even after i have warned her


This year March, I traveled outside Nigeria to look for greener pastures and I came back home by December I and my family was happy until when I saw I love message she has always sent to a certain man and i was angry. I questioned her. she said she was joking with the man and I told her that I am not happy about it. She promised not to do it again, I was able to read her message because we exchanged our phone and her messenger was in my phone.

Some days after, when I was ready to go back to my base, we prepared and she accompanied me to the park where i boarded a vehicle to Lagos and she went back home, while I was in the vehicle I notice a message from the messenger it was I love message from the guy and my wife responded the she love her to and they communicated and exchanged pictures.

I am heart broken I never knew that she could continue cheating on me. I asked her who was the guy she is charting with she told me that he is a colleague that he is making some inquiry. My wife lied to me. Before I could take the screenshot she has deleted the messages. I want to divorce her for this but we have 3 kids they are very young 6, 4 and 2 years how will this kids cope?

First of all this is happening because of ur kiddish attitude to the issue, just like going to tell mummy, second the love she's looking for isn't ur salary or income, stop treating her like ur house girl
How many times have u called your wife and asked her what's she's wearing, have u ever called her to tell her ure having a stiffi and ure coming home with a litre of ice dream to work on her body, when last did u bath ur wife, or touched her bunny in the shower with bath gell, in such cases the woman becomes a time bomb, waiting to nail u till u call for help, by your self, for your self, instead ure bossing her and doing the lordship thing while a smooth operator is taking over ur wife, better start seducing your wife,

danieljoel759:
A pastor has claimed on social media that some Muslim men attacked his church as well as others during the cross-over service this morning.

Details are quite sketchy right now.. But the pastor identified as Ibitoye Reuben Idowu listed about 4 churches that were victims of the attack.

He listed them as; “St Joseph Catholic Cathedral, Methodist Cathedral, CAC, and UMCA Hausa Churches.” He shared pictures taken this morning from the scene of the attack and wrote;

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=823460617836836&id=100005187154150&ref=content_filter

Source: http://dailyhappeningblog..co.ke/2018/01/pastor-claims-muslims-attcked-his.html?m=1

Where are the Knights in your church, the Catholic Church no be church, now see, you can't lead the flock without security of your own life

stephenduru:
A man took to Facebook to share the horrible experience he had yesterday December 31,2017 while crossing over the new year.According to him,his hand was damaged by a banger.

See photos below


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/01/see-what-banger-did-to-man-hand.html?m=1

play with the bangers get bleeped by the bangers, dint your mama warn you?

NaijaTechGuy:
The Zanco Tiny T1 mobile phone is smaller than a human thumb and lighter than a coin. In fact, it is 4 times smaller than an average iPhone. The company claims its the smallest mobile phone in the world. The tiny t1 phone can store up to 50 SMS messages and 50 call logs. But only supports 2G network bands, it does not have Internet access.

[img]http://3.bp..com/-tM2TpSVEpE0/WkSyqhCuF5I/AAAAAAAAAYA/F9ZBwhzMmSMKUMdFamH-q1D6HFU6Oi4swCLcBGAs/s640/%255BUNSET%255D%2B%25283%2529.jpg[/img]

The T1 is a basic cellphone with USB charging port, keyboard, speaker and microphone.

Another interesting feature of this phone is the lanyard attachment you can wear around your neck. Imagine wearing a mobile phone as a necklace.

The Zanco tiny t1 is a global phone that will work with any mobile phone network in the world. This means it's not locked to any network. You can change the nano-SIM at any time if you want to change your network too.

The battery has 3 days standby and 180 minutes talk time. It is four times smaller than an iPhone, but 10,000 times cuter according to reports.

QUICK SPECS OF ZANCO TINY T1 PHONE

✔️ 300 Phonebook memory
✔️ Stores 50 SMS Messages
✔️ Stores the last 50 in/out numbers
Nano Sim
✔️ 32MB RAM + 32MB ROM
12.5mm OLED screen
✔️ Micro USB charger
✔️ 13 Voice changers
✔️ MediaTek MTK6261D
✔️ 0.49-inch OLED (32x64 pixels) display
✔️ 200mAh battery.

If you love gadgets and want to flex more in 2018, you can get this tiny phone at just £30. You can go to Kickstarter to back this project up.


http://www.naijatechguy.com/2017/12/check-out-zanco-tiny-t1-smallest-phone.html

I know something like this. A spy phone, made by semiens ,its designed as a belt buckle

LifeDrama:
Girl who accused me of rape has refused to honor police invitation, Nigerian blogger Ibrahim Salawu cries out

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/4203106/rape-beg-unilagolodo-accused-rape

Remember few weeks ago, a lady shared a story of how she was raped when she visited a Blogger UnilagOlodo for the first time at night, well today the accused has took to his twitter and Instagram page to share this.

He wrote: Last month, November 25 2017, I was accused of having sexual relations without consent. My accuser alleged in storied tweets with a twitter account named @Udala__.
The story trended for weeks on end and was published on Radio, Television, digital and print media platforms. Till this very day, my social media accounts still get besieged by cyber bullies who have refused to consider my unwavering declaration of innocence.
I am using this opportunity to once again restate my case, I did not rape her. I have never had any reason to sexually assault anyone.
I wish a lot of my detractors on social media and beyond could realise that there is a great danger if their conclusions and assumptions are solely based on the narrative of my accuser.
More so, after these allegations were made against my person, I swung into action, to benefit from the protection and refuge the law could offer me, this attempt came at a huge cost to me.
I hired lawyers and submitted my petition, reporting a case of cyber bullying and criminal Defamation.
I referenced the phone numbers of my accuser to enable the police's investigation of my complaint. I could not profer any address to help direct them to a place where they could effect an arrest. This was the only cost-effective option available.
The good officers of the Nigerian Police Force have called her several times, she had promised to appear at the police station, but has failed three times.
I believe that I am now being deliberately robbed of an opportunity to clear my name, even as we journey into the new year. I will still continue my quest for a conclusive resolution of this matter.
I wish to put everyone on notice, particularly my detractors, my clients, the media, my friends, family, and trolls who continue to attack my person and livelihood.
I maintain my innocence and will continue to seek protection under law."

Source: http://mandynews.com/2017/12/31/girl-who-accused-me-of-rape-has-refused-to-honor-police-invitation-blogger-unilagolodo/

Attention Seeker, olokpa de find you o, next time if u no get chance blow the guy pls shut up and fry beans, oshi!

Drinokrane:
It seems tattooing your loved ones face on your body is the latest trend.

Another lady has shared photos of herself with her son tattooed at her back.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-KMXWXNBJp-Y/WkiMAIwnj8I/AAAAAAAAC5U/0NqLBiMHxzUTsqxn0RopPNaX8M4mZj1ZgCHMYCw/s2560/%255BUNSET%255D.jpg

Ladies would you tattoo your child's face like she did?

http://www.torimill.com/2017/12/see-viral-photo-of-mother-who-tattooed.html

After flogging her son and then you make the mistake of not fleeing for your life

LifeDrama:
One Olugbenga Jeremiah Oduwole who claims to be a Yoruba traditional ruler with the title of Oriade Of Iranmiyi Kingdom, Adeyenmi II, with his purported palace situated at No 1, Palace Way, Iranmiyi Kingdom, Ogun State, has been arrested in Lagos.
According to BlackboxNigeria, his arrest came after the Oba of Kweme Kingdom in Badagry, Aholu Olalekan Sejiro James, got reports that Oduwole was claiming to be his friend and using that to collect money from people.

Oduwole was picked up on December 21, 2017, in Gbagada, by a Team of detectives from Ifako Police Station and has since been moved to the Police Force Headquarters in Ikeja.

Source: http://mandynews.com/2017/12/31/man-parading-himself-as-a-king-arrested-in-lagos-photos/

See town flogging for am when alaye and olive catch am

Balloo22:
my fiancee got a new phone from another guy and is bragging, there is nothing I can do about it. should I end the relationship, cause obviously she is very stubborn?

So what was the exchange rate for acquiring the phone, stone or her good looks

baybeeboi:
More names of dead people are still coming up from Buhari's appointment list.

Kayode Ogundamisi has added more names to the already published which has taken the number to eight (

ohlololooooo

PcNnews:
Recall that Bob Risky revealed he will be rocking a bikini at calabar pool party on the 30th of December, well he has shared the photos but the reactions he gets can break a leg.

But on a more serious note,what is he actually hiding?? I thought he said he is also sexy down there?
See the photos below;



News by JoelsBlog: https://joelsblog.com.ng/see-the-racy-bikini-outfit-bob-risky-rocked-to-calabar-pool-party

Pls the federal government should kill bob risky and grant shekau amnesty, and it should be done fast pls. This guy is Nigerian number 1 problem

zoba88:
As shared by Plato who lives in Sagamu.....

'I was in my room reading in my usual manner when mama came knocking Plato one of your collegues is waiting for you outside.

I came out it turned to comrade Samuel Adesina Abiodun, I shouted my able comrade how's life? Fine Plato after a brief political chat he said today is a tough I will need to thank God, if not for God I would have been in elewe-eran.

On way to Ijebuode this morning I boarded car at express Juction two boys at the front seat me and other two boys and a lady, police stopped us right in front of seplast, talking to our driver, we are about to move when the police sighted tattoo on the arms of one of two boys sitting in front.

They immediately instructed to come down, on searching them the police found two local pistol in their pockets, with catridge bullets.

The swong into action ordered everyone in the car to come down, and they sat us on the floor for about 52-minutes before they let us go and held the boys beating them seriously and tied their hands to their back.

One of the boys was identied as a prisoner at Isale-Oko/Sagamu who was freed before Xmas.

The police stopped another bus coming after, a boy that first alighted from the bus was searched with Indian helm in his pocket they badly descended on him before he identify himself as a mechanic on his way to Benin'.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/12/see-what-police-did-to-robbers-caught.html?m=1

Where is the petrol and lighter

Kolababe:
The couple above, Kike and Jeje #kini2017 wedded this weekend and a man has cried out over the gift his wife received from the wedding as souvenir

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/12/man-cries-out-over-sextoy-his-wife.html

He actually should be happy, intimacy gadgets help sustain marriages, he should learn that a woman's libido is 800 miles long and that of a man is 4 miles, if a man is Hot and he gets a call for a hangout, beer and friends keeps him distracted, for a woman? She hunts even if it means getting a man she hates, There will be blood

amzee:
I GUESS THE HUSBAND'S DICK IS 3"INCHES AND HE'S A 1 MINUTE MAN.

chai that guy right now is like

emma321:
The police have said that making phone calls at filling stations is a criminal offence which could land the offender in jail.

The Force Public Relations Officer, Jimoh Moshood, stated that an offender could be prosecuted and jailed for attempted arson.

He noted that police officers have the authority to arrest anyone found making phone calls or smoking at filling stations.

He described the filling station as a public facility where motorists cannot act as they like on account of the inflammable products like petrol and other petroleum products being dispensed there.

Moshood, therefore, cautioned the public against violating the safety rules forbidding smoking and phone calls at filling stations.

He said, “Making phone calls or smoking at filling stations is a criminal offence and the police, of course, could arrest anyone violating the safety rules put in place to safeguard life and property at the filling stations.”

Details:http://anstalk.com/make-calls-at-filling-stations-now-a-crime-police/

lalasticlala

Na now una know, oyibo give una technology, to better una lives una wan use am destroy, if an arrest will give you small sense then may Nigerians receive sense

tiwaz:
Source: http://currentnewsinnigeria.com/2017/12/road-construction-progress-residents-busy-stealing-gravel-photos/

It's still their money, since they can't cash out they have to haul out

jagorinho:
unclad with a gun? she wan do rituals?

I wish u could see her but if u did u will be dying of lead poisoning, do imagine an apple button chick with a mossberg 590 persuader, am going to have an erecrion for days she knows,

NairalandCS:
I really don't see the fuss in having twins.

My joy and ur pain no be the same, the blessing of a twin is not the same your blessings

bidemz:
Hi guys,i know we all have one or two bad habit(s) which we find difficult to leave or stop, as we are about to enter a new year i believe it should be a new beginning for us......so feel free and share with us that habit which you wish to leave before crossing over to 2018
As for me i have this habit of procrastination i wish it shouldn't follow me to 2018

Having an erecrion when I see my fiancee sweating and cooking or when she's naked with a gun

shadrach77:
She took to instagram to air her displeasure

You should never put a public toilet in your home, or you will end up with gonorrhoea

OKDnigeria:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/253997-presidency-explains-controversial-list-board-appointments.html

the is a total ahanraranran, how can he explain this fu*king case

Troublemaker007:
Seriously, where did we go wrong in this country. Who exactly did we offend. I am tired, I am really tired...

bring me a keg of palm wine and 40 cows, the gods are online, hmmmmmmm, the Oracle is ugly

stephanie11:
http://saharareporters.com/2017/12/28/president-buhari-son-who-was-injured-motorrbike-accident-responding-treatment-still-coma

Na potholes when de road, u for de ok, pls pmb tar roads oooo

olatade:
http://dailypost.ng/2017/12/28/yusuf-buhari-presidents-wife-aisha-placed-bed-rest/?utm_source=dlvr.it_dp1&utm_medium=facebook

The poor woman don tire, u don't need a compass to show you the signs on her face

pocohantas:
They crave it as much as guys do.

What they don't crave is:
...unwanted pregnancy
...kiss and tell.
...infections.
...heartbreaks.
...cheating.
...avoidable multiple sexual partners.
...slut shaming, etc.

That deeldo can't be guilty of the aforementioned

I can break and melt your fantasies, what's your email address

raylord:
Girls just like to pretend and make it look like they dont crave for it as much as guys. But in reality, they do

That y I see cucumbers and I shiver me timbers till today,things those poor vegetables have gone through in the hands of women

raylord:
Girls just like to pretend and make it look like they dont crave for it as much as guys. But in reality, they do

That y I see cucumbers and I shiver me timbers till today