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Crime › Re: Notorious Cultist Killed By Rival Members In Delta On The Eve Of Christmas(pics by godofuck231: 8:08pm On Dec 25, 2017
Mztarstrechy:
Pictured below is the corpse of a known notorious and ex-hitman member of Eiye Cult Group before he joined Baggar Cult Group.After joining Baggar Cult,he also become a hitman but luck ran out of him as he was killed by members of Eyie Cult Group on the Eve of Christmas.He was killed in a clash between between the two cult groups in Utagba-Ogbe(Kwale) community,Delta state.

cc; Lalasticlala, mynd44

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/12/baggar-cult-member-killed-by-rivals.html?m=1
That's a hit
Politics › Re: I thought I was 74 But Was Told I’m 75 - Buhari by godofuck231: 8:05pm On Dec 25, 2017
Omooba77:
Olalekan Adetayo, Abuja

President Muhammadu Buhari on Monday stirred up a fresh controversy over his real age when he said he thought he was 74 but was told he was 75.

Buhari spoke when the Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Muhammed Bello, led a delegation to pay him Christmas homage at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

The President, joined by state governors and other top government officials, celebrated his 75th birthday penultimate Sunday. He was said to have been born on December 17, 1942, in Daura, present day Katsina State.

While thanking his guests for the visit, Buhari recalled the health challenge that kept him away from the country for months earlier in the year and admitted that 2017 had been a tumultuous year for him.

The President said he had recovered well from the sickness because he obeyed his doctors who instructed him to be eating and sleeping well.

He said, “I am very grateful (to you) for taking time out on a very important day to come out and spend it with us.

It has been a tumultuous year. I am thinking I am 75. I thought I was 74 but I was told I was 75.

“I have never been so sick, not even during the 30-month civil war that I was stumbling under farm of yams or cassava.

“But this sickness…I don’t know, but I came out better. All those who saw me before said I look much better when I came back.

“But I have explained it to the public that as a General, I used to give orders. But now, I take orders. The doctors told me to feed my stomach and sleep for longer hours. That is why I am looking much better.”

Buhari said he appreciated the visit because he respects good neigbourliness both at individual and national levels.

He said that was why immediately after his inauguration as President in 2015, his first foreign trip was to Chad, Niger, Cameroon and Benin Republic.

“If you are in good terms with your neigbours, then you can make some savings for development.

“But if you start fighting your neigbours, then I am afraid the resources you have you will lose it in trying to be very clever.

“So I try to be very close to my neigbours both individually and nationally. I thank you very much for being very good neigbours,” he added.

The President admitted that 2017 has been a tough year for Nigeria.

He expressed the hope that next year would be more prosperous for the country.

http://punchng.com/i-thought-i-was-74-but-was-told-im-75-says-buhari/amp/
Bros, why? Why u de behave like mutu
Crime › Re: Housewife Battered, Thrown Inside Well By Man Who Refused To Pay 3k After Sex by godofuck231: 4:25pm On Dec 25, 2017
ikorodureporta:
Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/12/housewife-battered-thrown-inside-well-man-refused-pay-n3000-sex/
That's the only problem that can kill a man, not giving a woman what was promised after sex, even African witchcraft frowns on this, if she intends to go diabolical it's like a Hot woman and sex, one time juju go work.
Family › Re: Man Buys Wife A Ship In 2017 After Proposing To Her Without A Ring 20 Years Ago by godofuck231: 4:13pm On Dec 25, 2017
HeWrites:
We all show love to our partners in different ways. For some it’s by being there (physically and emotionally), for others, it’s by buying expensive gifts.

One Nigerian man named Ubong King through his recent act has shown the world that he belongs to the latter category.

He took to Instagram to share how he couldn’t afford a ring when he proposed to his wife in 1995 but today, he has bought a ship and named it after her just to show his appreciation.

I proposed to my wife sometime in 1997 without a ring, while squatting in a friend’s house in #Uyo, #Akwaibom state. She said YES even when she knew that I had nothing. She was discouraged by many to change her mind and was asked a question which she told me “why stay with Ubong when he can’t buy you a bottle of #Coca-Cola”. When she told me I looked up and down, I looked at her and said the choice to stay was her’s… she stayed.

We got married in 2002 and still started by squatting in another friend’s house out of Lagos for about 1yr till I got my #mindset right to get my own house in Alagbado. We had to start with one mattress on the floor, second hand carpet, a ceiling fan and our windows were covered with old newspapers since we could not afford curtains.

I worked as a security coordinator in NBC Apapa, bottlers of #Coca-Cola drinks and all i wanted to do was to be responsible to be able to buy my wife a bottle of #Coca-Cola. The drive to be able to refresh my growing family has helped me to be able to buy my wife and kids Coca-Cola drinks at anytime… In 2015, I decided to buy a vessel from that drive and named it after my wife MV IVYKING. Thank YOU @unyimeivyking for starting me up my drive."


His wife shared her own story;
"The pressure to say ‘no’ mounted heavily, but I wasn’t dissuaded because, it was all external, and the reasons, when I summarized them all pointed to one argument- he didn’t have anything and would not be able to provide for me.

I’d built up enough information on the inside to realize that the lack of material acquisitions is a temporary state of being- anybody’s story can change in an instant, with God in their corner. I dared to trust God with that decision, and He honored my trust. I said ‘yes’ because I saw us building an empire together- our story is just beginning and we will write it someday by His grace. Ultimately, God will be glorified and honored. Thank you @ubongking for honoring your commitment to me and for taking care of the children and I, the way you do. *Now you can buy me many crates of coca-cola drinks* if you so wish"


According to our investigation;
In March 2010, the average price for a geared 500-ton container ship was $10 million, while gearless ships of 6,500 and 12,000 TEU averaged prices of $74 million and $105 million respectively.

http://www.torimill.com/2017/12/man-who-proposed-to-his-wife-without.html
Opposition watin una been de talk for 1995
Family › Re: Mother Ties Up Her Four Kids In A Viral Christmas Photo by godofuck231: 4:04pm On Dec 25, 2017
Drinokrane:
This photo of a black mum in the United States who tied up her 4 kids in a family christmas photo has gone viral.

Though she shared other photos where the kids aren't tied up but mixed reactions continue to trail the photo.

http://www.torimill.com/2017/12/beautiful-mum-ties-up-her-four-kids-in.html
That's the family bound and secrecy, good one.
Family › Re: Photo Of Little Boy Sucking A Mannequin Has Got People Talking by godofuck231: 4:02pm On Dec 25, 2017
itspzpics:
This viral photo of this small kid ducking the hell out of a plastic image bo0bs has really got people talking online.

lol…. But this kid is funny sha but wait where is the mother sef


Gist from Praizeupdates

http://www.praizeupdates.com/photo-of-this-lil-kid-ducking-plastic-image-bo0bs-has-got-people-talking/
He can't fail his ancestors, he knows his job and he's passionate about it, may his future wife know no "manopause"
Celebrities › Re: Red Beret: Wizkid Vs Simi, Who Rocked It Better? (Photo) by godofuck231: 3:49pm On Dec 25, 2017
KingstonDome:
Who do you think rocked the Red Beret Style better, is it Starboy Wizkid or Simi?

I would go for Wiz!

www.kingstondome.com/2017/12/rocked-red-beret-style-better-wizkid-simi.html
the eyes has it
Celebrities › Re: Red Beret: Wizkid Vs Simi, Who Rocked It Better? (Photo) by godofuck231: 3:48pm On Dec 25, 2017
KingstonDome:
Who do you think rocked the Red Beret Style better, is it Starboy Wizkid or Simi?

I would go for Wiz!

www.kingstondome.com/2017/12/rocked-red-beret-style-better-wizkid-simi.html
the eye never lies
Celebrities › Re: Joke Jigan Is Engaged As Olawale Osato Jegunmah Proposes (Photos) by godofuck231: 3:43pm On Dec 25, 2017
Bills2307:
oboyy!!!
He would work from home, hope she stays stable and focused, keep celeb life out of her marital life
Politics › Re: I Will Never Please My Children At Detriment Of Nigerians- Buhari by godofuck231: 3:39pm On Dec 25, 2017
metroblogger:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/buhari-why-i-will-never-please-my-children-at-detriment-of-nigerians.html
You no carry osibanjo, no carry saraki, or dogara, you carry your son go see queen of England when you enter office, then your daughter walked into a shopping plaza, only to walk out everyone inside it by her security entourage because she wan go shopin, QUESTION : do I look like awilo logumba?
Crime › Re: Pastor Sends Assassins To Kill Pastor In Bayelsa State by godofuck231: 3:26pm On Dec 25, 2017
adeniyi3971:
this one weak me o.... I hope he won't blame it on Satan!!
U know! It's the devils work, he was the one fingered in the crime.
Business › Re: A Lady's Boutique Burgled On The Eve Of Christmas (Photos) by godofuck231: 3:22pm On Dec 25, 2017
[quote author=fuckboys post=63590779][/quote]the rubbers even help her sweep the shop, well mannered
Politics › Re: Vice Pres. Prof Yemi Osibanjo Makes A Surprise Visit To Fuel Stations In Lagos by godofuck231: 9:16am On Dec 25, 2017
Manson1:
cheesy
Oh no not those old men, they have suffered enough in life naaaaa, lol
Romance › Re: Lady Who Turned Down Boyfriend’s Marriage Proposal On Her Birthday Writes by godofuck231: 9:09am On Dec 25, 2017
deepwater:
Lol
Truth be told, there is no kanddy
not her kid sister anywhere. It's an illusion.

The girl is a prostitute, her market still dey hot, her water never boil this idiiot boy wan come use an do garri�

My brother thank you for sponsoring the birthday, that was the last gift expected of you for the year 2017 by your prostitutes gang.
This kind truth de make person baff with boiling water, ahhhhhhh
Romance › Re: Lady Who Turned Down Boyfriend’s Marriage Proposal On Her Birthday Writes by godofuck231: 9:03am On Dec 25, 2017
Smellymouth:
There are 4 sides to this story. She just said her part. Let's wait for the guy's part and the mentioned Kandy and probably kandy's little sist too...
You know whether na inside shower the best friend block am, or she stepped in when she the girl was misbehaving, some women crave for huge tools, just by playfully describing ur man sword of honour alone he has a target below his belt and some chic will hunt him down like a hungry lioness on a lamb
Romance › Re: Lady Who Turned Down Boyfriend’s Marriage Proposal On Her Birthday Writes by godofuck231: 8:59am On Dec 25, 2017
Airforce1:
Mumu, She wants to trend ...


Na the fool wey publicly kneel down propose to you I blame .
Her grandmother would gladly accept, not talk of her, her brain is underaged
Romance › Re: Lady Who Turned Down Boyfriend’s Marriage Proposal On Her Birthday Writes by godofuck231: 8:57am On Dec 25, 2017
lacruz12:
Kandy and her kid sister (lollipop)
badt guy
Two blue film characters, somebody pls ask me, is Obama black?
Romance › Re: Lady Who Turned Down Boyfriend’s Marriage Proposal On Her Birthday Writes by godofuck231: 8:55am On Dec 25, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
yet that demons fukced her friend etc but she was still dating him?! some woman really do have fish brain!

if he is no good, keep that demon far away from your life, unless you need his sorry nyansh for outing to eateries in town (but then you know what happens, right?)
babe wen get like 4 boyfriends and the guy isn't even number four, he's just helping her comb her elephant grass farm, you can see that even her bestie and besties younger one are in line
Romance › Re: Lady Who Turned Down Boyfriend’s Marriage Proposal On Her Birthday Writes by godofuck231: 8:53am On Dec 25, 2017
HeWrites:
Nigerian lady and Instagram user @symply_tacha, who turned her boyfriend’s marriage proposal on her birthday, took to the platform to defend her action.

Marriage proposal

The lady who said her boyfriend’s move was ill-planned and his marriage proposal wanted to ruin her birrthday celebration, wrote;
"I’m sorry i dissapointed my friends and family present there, its my fucking birthday, why ruin it with an engagement, did you talk to me about it??!! NO! now i have people insulting and calling me names on blogs! I blame you Enzo you bleeped my bestfriend (Kandy) and also slept with her kid sister, how did you ever expect me to forgive you!! I feel very embarrased i have been crying i regret saying yes to you in the bus on our way to Oyo. You played me

What will people say about me, you embarrased me at the mall!!!
I will never forgive myself lord knows"


http://www.torimill.com/2017/12/nigerian-lady-who-turned-down-her.html
don't worry your ashawo, market just de open, maybe otedola and danger numbers for your phone still de hot, by the time them finish you, the ruminants u go bring am come give one old papa when get 3 wives for wife number 4 , as for the guy, leave the bitc*es alone, get a wife
Celebrities › Re: Morayo Afolabi-Brown Shares Boobs-Baring Photo Of Lady Sitting At Husbands Front by godofuck231: 8:39am On Dec 25, 2017
Settingz321:
It's absolutely rubbish, what does sharing the picture mean now
This will affect the pump price of petrol in their dreams, lol
Crime › Re: Man Was Seen Having Sex In Highlander In Benue At Night & His Car Was Snatched by godofuck231: 8:35am On Dec 25, 2017
SOFTENGR:
Boxers down u mean?
grin
Yessss, and blockuss for ground
Family › Re: Please Help, I Am A Man But, I Behave Feminine! by godofuck231: 12:18am On Dec 25, 2017
JESUSBOIY:
I am a guy in my early 20s, a student.
Since my childhood, i have always had complains that i behave and act like a female. I can't jog,run or play soccer cos my friends will make fun of me and say i run like a girl.

i am quite shy/timid too and and i have long discovered that i don't have much physical strength, people have bullied me because of this.


Girls don't take me serious. Cos i don't possess a manly persona so i have never really been in their good books.

Please this is coming from a bleeding heart embarassed , I have tried as much as possible to be manly but, its like trying to grow tall overnight. I am tired of my family asking if i am gay. I stay mostly indoors, and i can't even hang out with my peers because of embarrassment.


I am not a believer, so don't tell me to pray. I am only pouring my heart out, i need help(advice)......

note: i am a straight guy!
Go and get a cold bottle of orijin, drink it and listen to the elders when they discuss, ur brain go reset
Sports › Re: Divorce: Emmanuel Eboue Is Broke, Suicide On His Mind As He Loses Everything by godofuck231: 12:08am On Dec 25, 2017
omooba969:
@bolded,

undecided undecided undecided
Close your mouth, if to say u de drink orijin u for know say even devil de fear woman, ur fore fathers no tell u say women de keep secrets for their womb? And the die with it
Sports › Re: Divorce: Emmanuel Eboue Is Broke, Suicide On His Mind As He Loses Everything by godofuck231: 12:03am On Dec 25, 2017
Nairaland General › Re: Youths Do Photoshoot In Lagos Traffic After Being Stuck For 5 Hours by godofuck231: 11:58pm On Dec 24, 2017
okerekeikpo:
Buhari is a Senior Idiot
But buhari why? See the insults on you, ure old your life is almost gone and ure receiving swears like a barren cow, guy why? You should have behaved yourself and stayed. Ask from the election, instead you put us in pains, Bubu why?
Nairaland General › Re: Youths Do Photoshoot In Lagos Traffic After Being Stuck For 5 Hours by godofuck231: 11:55pm On Dec 24, 2017
rifasenate11:
Lie Mohammed is busy blaming Jonathan on the other thread.
I told you it was PDP they drank the fuel
Christianity Etc › Re: The Number Of Private Jets Bishop Oyedepo Actually Owns - Leke Beecroft by godofuck231: 11:52pm On Dec 24, 2017
PrettyCrystal:
It was reported some time ago that the founder and General Overseer of the Living Faith Church also known as Winners' Chapel, Bishop David Oyedepo who is among the richest pastors Africa - owns four private jets. This has not gone down well with Nigerians who never forget to bring up issue of extravagance and flamboyancy anytime they hear the name of the pastor or the church.

Writer and journalist Leke Beecroft, has revealed in details how private jets the church currently has. Read below;

DOES WINNERS’ CHAPEL OWN FOUR JETS?

The biggest criticism concerning the Church ownership of jets is that a particular Church, Winners’ Chapel owns four jets. Infact, the respected Forbes Magazine has quoted the same information severally. In an environment negatively disposed to the growth and prosperity of Churches, this is well understood. However, what is not understood is that falsehood can be bandied for so long without critics caring to crosscheck. It seems that as far as any information about the Church might seem to put her in bad light, critics would always be ready to shut their brains and put off their thinking caps to accept it. Knowing the leader of the Church in question however, Bishop Oyedepo, a man of great faith, would never insist that the Church does not have four jets; instead, he has prophesied that there would soon be at least 10 jets with parking for helicopters in addition and owned by worshippers; but what are the facts? How many jets does the Church actually own?

The first aircraft bought in 1996 for N100 million was an 8 seater HS (Hawker Sydney) 25 400B with registration 5N-WMA (World Mission Agency) for the propagation of the Gospel across the globe. On September 18, 1996, the aircraft was dedicated. Note that unlike the situation with Oduyemi of Bethel, a one branch Church, Winners’ Chapel had just launched her AGIP (African Gospel Invasion Program) 2 years earlier in 1994 with a vision to take Africa for Christ. Also, the Church was already holding her very hectic annual apostolic visits (it was on one of such hectic apostolic visits that Pastor (Mrs) Faith Oyedepo fell ill and almost lost her life) and the first trip of the aircraft in Nigeria was to Kaduna when Bishop Oyedepo ministered at the Garden of Faith in September 1996. I was privileged to be in that service as a teenager and by the next day, I was curious enough to join a Deacon in the Church to see the jet for myself at the Kaduna Airport. Like I said earlier, politicians travel on national campaigns once every 4 years using jets in Nigeria. For a Church undertaking annual missionary or apostolic visits, I saw every need for the use of an aircraft. Campaigning for Jesus round the country every year deserved the use of a jet.

In June 2004, a second aircraft was bought as a ‘replacement’ for the first one. The new aircraft was a HS 800A with registration 5N-PTL (Praise The Lord).

By August 2008, The Challenger 604 with registration N664D (Dominion), a newer and bigger aircraft was gotten at a good deal during the global recession. At this point, the Church had two jets, however, one of the oil majors in Nigeria had taken the HS 800A on lease and were thus paying for it at prevailing commercial rates until it was involved in a minor accident.

Plans to buy a GLEX (Global Express) were later discouraged by Pastor Kenneth Copeland according to Bishop Oyedepo and eventually the two aircraft were sold while the Church airline operators (Dominion Aviation Center) bought two aircraft in replacement; first a helicopter with registration-5N-BQY used for short trips to Landmark University Omu Aran in Kwara from Lagos or from Ota to the Lagos Airport and on a few occasions to Abuja etc. The helicopter has now been disposed of. The other aircraft which is the ONLY ONE in use presently is a Challenger 605 with registration N633WM (World Mission).

Basically and by design, as new ones came in, old ones were always sold out. The peak of foreign trips by the aircraft was between 2010 and 2013 due to the planting of thousands of Churches from 2010 in which the Church grew from 700 branches to over 6000.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/12/journalist-reveals-many-private-jets-bishop-oyedepo-owns.html

Credit; Leke Beecroft
The Pope got a gift of a Lamborghini , he sold it and donated the money to charity , I don't see any of the selfless services in these men only greed of wealth and properties
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity: President Buhari Sympathizes With Nigerians by godofuck231: 11:47pm On Dec 24, 2017
Evablizin:
shocked


What crime did Nigeria commit to have Buharia as the president? Lord have mercy,people are really suffering.
Cows don't need fuel they need, grass so import grass and leave the fuel, as far as the cows are OK the country is stable.
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity: President Buhari Sympathizes With Nigerians by godofuck231: 11:44pm On Dec 24, 2017
360frolic:
President Muhammadu Buhari on sympathised with Nigerians over the current fuel scarcity crippling the economy for the past three weeks.

“The fuel scarcity being experienced nationwide is regrettable. I sympathize with all Nigerians on having to endure needless fuel queues," he said on Sunday.

“I’m being regularly briefed, especially on the NNPC’s interventions to ensure that there is enough petrol available during this period & beyond,” the president said on Twitter.

He added that he has directed the NNPC to do something about the crisis, which has left Nigerians stranded and sent prices of commodities through the roof.

“I have the NNPC’s assurance that the situation will improve significantly over the next few days, as new shipments and supplies are distributed across the country.

“I have also directed the regulators to step up their surveillance and bring an end to hoarding and price inflation by marketers,

“Let me also assure that the relevant agencies will continue to provide updates on the situation. I thank you all for your patience and understanding,” he said.



http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/12/president-buhari-sympathizes-with.html
Keep your sympathy, you will need it in 2019
Travel › Re: The Stairs Used To Climb Out Of Arik Airplane (Photo) by godofuck231: 11:41pm On Dec 24, 2017
MissEdified:
We have seen better ways to alight an airplane, but yet again an Arik air plane was seen with this locally constructed stairs which put the passengers at the risk of falling off or even having their legs stuck in between the irons.



Photo Below;

http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/12/photo-check-out-stairs-used-to-climb.html
It's the chance you voted for

You get luck na rope you go use next, lol
Crime › Re: Man Was Seen Having Sex In Highlander In Benue At Night & His Car Was Snatched by godofuck231: 11:37pm On Dec 24, 2017
PrettyCrystal:
A car-snatching syndicate, which has been terrorizing Makurdi, the Benue State capital and its environs has been smashed by the Benue State Police Command. The gang was arrested by men of the Benue State Police command during the week.

According to reports, one of the suspected car snatcher revealed how the car was obtained by his gang after spotting the driver having sex at David Mark bye-pass in Makurdi, Benue state capital.

"For the Highlander, we met one man in the dead of a night at David Mark bye-pass having sex with a woman in the vehicle....", these were his words..

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/12/hoodlums-rob-car-owner-seen-sx-night-benue-photos.html
He was caught pants down

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