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lacruz12:
Kandy and her kid sister (lollipop)
badt guy

Two blue film characters, somebody pls ask me, is Obama black?

MrBrownJay1:
yet that demons fukced her friend etc but she was still dating him?! some woman really do have fish brain!

if he is no good, keep that demon far away from your life, unless you need his sorry nyansh for outing to eateries in town (but then you know what happens, right?)

babe wen get like 4 boyfriends and the guy isn't even number four, he's just helping her comb her elephant grass farm, you can see that even her bestie and besties younger one are in line

HeWrites:
Nigerian lady and Instagram user @symply_tacha, who turned her boyfriend’s marriage proposal on her birthday, took to the platform to defend her action.

Marriage proposal

The lady who said her boyfriend’s move was ill-planned and his marriage proposal wanted to ruin her birrthday celebration, wrote;
"I’m sorry i dissapointed my friends and family present there, its my fucking birthday, why ruin it with an engagement, did you talk to me about it??!! NO! now i have people insulting and calling me names on blogs! I blame you Enzo you bleeped my bestfriend (Kandy) and also slept with her kid sister, how did you ever expect me to forgive you!! I feel very embarrased i have been crying i regret saying yes to you in the bus on our way to Oyo. You played me

What will people say about me, you embarrased me at the mall!!!
I will never forgive myself lord knows"

http://www.torimill.com/2017/12/nigerian-lady-who-turned-down-her.html

don't worry your ashawo, market just de open, maybe otedola and danger numbers for your phone still de hot, by the time them finish you, the ruminants u go bring am come give one old papa when get 3 wives for wife number 4 , as for the guy, leave the bitc*es alone, get a wife

Settingz321:
It's absolutely rubbish, what does sharing the picture mean now

This will affect the pump price of petrol in their dreams, lol

SOFTENGR:
Boxers down u mean?

Yessss, and blockuss for ground

JESUSBOIY:
I am a guy in my early 20s, a student.
Since my childhood, i have always had complains that i behave and act like a female. I can't jog,run or play soccer cos my friends will make fun of me and say i run like a girl.

i am quite shy/timid too and and i have long discovered that i don't have much physical strength, people have bullied me because of this.


Girls don't take me serious. Cos i don't possess a manly persona so i have never really been in their good books.

Please this is coming from a bleeding heart , I have tried as much as possible to be manly but, its like trying to grow tall overnight. I am tired of my family asking if i am gay. I stay mostly indoors, and i can't even hang out with my peers because of embarrassment.


I am not a believer, so don't tell me to pray. I am only pouring my heart out, i need help(advice)......

note: i am a straight guy!

Go and get a cold bottle of orijin, drink it and listen to the elders when they discuss, ur brain go reset

omooba969:
@bolded,

Close your mouth, if to say u de drink orijin u for know say even devil de fear woman, ur fore fathers no tell u say women de keep secrets for their womb? And the die with it

azahmed:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsenal-emmanuel-eboue-skint-bailiffs-11746303.amp?__twitter_impression=true

Guy gold diggers are worse when they are whites, they dig u with more precision

okerekeikpo:
Buhari is a Senior Idiot

But buhari why? See the insults on you, ure old your life is almost gone and ure receiving swears like a barren cow, guy why? You should have behaved yourself and stayed. Ask from the election, instead you put us in pains, Bubu why?

rifasenate11:
Lie Mohammed is busy blaming Jonathan on the other thread.

I told you it was PDP they drank the fuel

PrettyCrystal:
It was reported some time ago that the founder and General Overseer of the Living Faith Church also known as Winners' Chapel, Bishop David Oyedepo who is among the richest pastors Africa - owns four private jets. This has not gone down well with Nigerians who never forget to bring up issue of extravagance and flamboyancy anytime they hear the name of the pastor or the church.

Writer and journalist Leke Beecroft, has revealed in details how private jets the church currently has. Read below;

DOES WINNERS’ CHAPEL OWN FOUR JETS?

The biggest criticism concerning the Church ownership of jets is that a particular Church, Winners’ Chapel owns four jets. Infact, the respected Forbes Magazine has quoted the same information severally. In an environment negatively disposed to the growth and prosperity of Churches, this is well understood. However, what is not understood is that falsehood can be bandied for so long without critics caring to crosscheck. It seems that as far as any information about the Church might seem to put her in bad light, critics would always be ready to shut their brains and put off their thinking caps to accept it. Knowing the leader of the Church in question however, Bishop Oyedepo, a man of great faith, would never insist that the Church does not have four jets; instead, he has prophesied that there would soon be at least 10 jets with parking for helicopters in addition and owned by worshippers; but what are the facts? How many jets does the Church actually own?

The first aircraft bought in 1996 for N100 million was an 8 seater HS (Hawker Sydney) 25 400B with registration 5N-WMA (World Mission Agency) for the propagation of the Gospel across the globe. On September 18, 1996, the aircraft was dedicated. Note that unlike the situation with Oduyemi of Bethel, a one branch Church, Winners’ Chapel had just launched her AGIP (African Gospel Invasion Program) 2 years earlier in 1994 with a vision to take Africa for Christ. Also, the Church was already holding her very hectic annual apostolic visits (it was on one of such hectic apostolic visits that Pastor (Mrs) Faith Oyedepo fell ill and almost lost her life) and the first trip of the aircraft in Nigeria was to Kaduna when Bishop Oyedepo ministered at the Garden of Faith in September 1996. I was privileged to be in that service as a teenager and by the next day, I was curious enough to join a Deacon in the Church to see the jet for myself at the Kaduna Airport. Like I said earlier, politicians travel on national campaigns once every 4 years using jets in Nigeria. For a Church undertaking annual missionary or apostolic visits, I saw every need for the use of an aircraft. Campaigning for Jesus round the country every year deserved the use of a jet.

In June 2004, a second aircraft was bought as a ‘replacement’ for the first one. The new aircraft was a HS 800A with registration 5N-PTL (Praise The Lord).

By August 2008, The Challenger 604 with registration N664D (Dominion), a newer and bigger aircraft was gotten at a good deal during the global recession. At this point, the Church had two jets, however, one of the oil majors in Nigeria had taken the HS 800A on lease and were thus paying for it at prevailing commercial rates until it was involved in a minor accident.

Plans to buy a GLEX (Global Express) were later discouraged by Pastor Kenneth Copeland according to Bishop Oyedepo and eventually the two aircraft were sold while the Church airline operators (Dominion Aviation Center) bought two aircraft in replacement; first a helicopter with registration-5N-BQY used for short trips to Landmark University Omu Aran in Kwara from Lagos or from Ota to the Lagos Airport and on a few occasions to Abuja etc. The helicopter has now been disposed of. The other aircraft which is the ONLY ONE in use presently is a Challenger 605 with registration N633WM (World Mission).

Basically and by design, as new ones came in, old ones were always sold out. The peak of foreign trips by the aircraft was between 2010 and 2013 due to the planting of thousands of Churches from 2010 in which the Church grew from 700 branches to over 6000.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/12/journalist-reveals-many-private-jets-bishop-oyedepo-owns.html

Credit; Leke Beecroft

The Pope got a gift of a Lamborghini , he sold it and donated the money to charity , I don't see any of the selfless services in these men only greed of wealth and properties

Evablizin:



What crime did Nigeria commit to have Buharia as the president? Lord have mercy,people are really suffering.

Cows don't need fuel they need, grass so import grass and leave the fuel, as far as the cows are OK the country is stable.

360frolic:
President Muhammadu Buhari on sympathised with Nigerians over the current fuel scarcity crippling the economy for the past three weeks.

“The fuel scarcity being experienced nationwide is regrettable. I sympathize with all Nigerians on having to endure needless fuel queues," he said on Sunday.

“I’m being regularly briefed, especially on the NNPC’s interventions to ensure that there is enough petrol available during this period & beyond,” the president said on Twitter.

He added that he has directed the NNPC to do something about the crisis, which has left Nigerians stranded and sent prices of commodities through the roof.

“I have the NNPC’s assurance that the situation will improve significantly over the next few days, as new shipments and supplies are distributed across the country.

“I have also directed the regulators to step up their surveillance and bring an end to hoarding and price inflation by marketers,

“Let me also assure that the relevant agencies will continue to provide updates on the situation. I thank you all for your patience and understanding,” he said.



http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/12/president-buhari-sympathizes-with.html

Keep your sympathy, you will need it in 2019

MissEdified:
We have seen better ways to alight an airplane, but yet again an Arik air plane was seen with this locally constructed stairs which put the passengers at the risk of falling off or even having their legs stuck in between the irons.



Photo Below;

http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/12/photo-check-out-stairs-used-to-climb.html

It's the chance you voted for

You get luck na rope you go use next, lol

PrettyCrystal:
A car-snatching syndicate, which has been terrorizing Makurdi, the Benue State capital and its environs has been smashed by the Benue State Police Command. The gang was arrested by men of the Benue State Police command during the week.

According to reports, one of the suspected car snatcher revealed how the car was obtained by his gang after spotting the driver having sex at David Mark bye-pass in Makurdi, Benue state capital.

"For the Highlander, we met one man in the dead of a night at David Mark bye-pass having sex with a woman in the vehicle....", these were his words..

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/12/hoodlums-rob-car-owner-seen-sx-night-benue-photos.html

He was caught pants down

Sunjay13:
7wks pedigree male and female rotties are available for sale. Call / whatsapp 08032112196 for details.
Location- Ibadan

Ma hitters, love rottweilers, them sabi reset armed robbers brain.

Ballack1:
people in Ondo State are pass through hell.
No light for past 5days,
Automated Teller Machines are not working(dispensing),
No PMS to power generator .

APC? Chanji, you neber safpa, hungiri go kill una wallahi.

Ballack1:
people in Ondo State are pass through hell.
No light for past 5days,
Automated Teller Machines are not working(dispensing),
No PMS to power generator .

APC? Chanji, you neber safpa, hungiri go kill you wallahi.

SIMPLYkush:
She look so fresh, her pussy will have some sweet enzymes to moisturize my dick when i slam it inside her..
the girl above me too ain't bad

Not your fault she's a wh*re do ure free, make I send u vasselene?

golddust6000:
The name Emmanuel Eboue will not be quickly forgotten especially with Arsenal faithful as he was in the team that represented the club at the biggest stage of club football.

However, the sophisticated, flashy lifestyle usually associated with football players seem to have eluded him after he lost a divorce battle to his wife, Aurelie and got stripped of all his assets. The Ivorian earned millions during his seven years in England’s top-flight and then more than £1.5million a year at Turkish side Galatasaray but now runs around hiding from cops and bailiffs after being ordered by a judge to transfer his remaining Enfield home to his wife. “I can’t afford the money to continue to have any lawyer or barrister, Eboue told Mirror “I am in the house but I am scared. Because I don’t know what time the police will come. “Sometimes I shut off the lights because I don’t want people to know that I am inside. I put everything behind the door. “My own house. I suffered to buy my house but I am now scared. “I am not going to sell my clothes or sell what I have.
I will fight until the end because it is not fair.” Of the things bothering Eboue, his inability to see his three kids hurts him most “I can’t see them and it is hurting me a lot,” he said. “I was close to my children and ready to do everything for them. “My two girls have a phone and used to call me. But now it has been two months with no contact. “I miss my children a lot and I want to see them because it is not fair.
It pains me a lot.” Eboue was supposed to return to the Premier League with Sunderland but the deal fell through and his woes were compounded when he was banned for twelve months by FIFA. He blamed his misfortune on his wife and those who helped manage his finances saying they gave him bad advises. “I look back and say ­‘Emmanuel, you have been naive… why didn’t you think about that before?’ It is hard. “Very, very hard. The money I earned, I sent it to my wife for our children. “In Turkey I earned eight million euros.
I sent seven million back home. Whatever she tells me to sign, I sign. “She is my wife. The problems with FIFA were because of people advising me. People who are supposed to care. But it was because of them FIFA banned me.” he said. Eboue now sleeps on a mattress in the living room floor of a ­confidante he calls his “sister” while hoping get a chance of working with former club Arsenal or players’ union the PFA.

Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/12/emmanuel-eboue-loses-life-savings-properties-wife-following-bitter-divorce/
Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/12/emmanuel-eboue-loses-life-savings-properties-wife-following-bitter-divorce/

If your father didn't tell you, your mother should, never bring a hungry girl into the house or family they are always hungry, when they finally get filled the call their hungry family to feast on you, in this case this girl has ruined you, drink orijin and have sense pls

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JBRichard:
Wizkid is for the second time publicly acknowledging he has a son with Guinean model, Binta Diallo. Before now, the model had blasted him on social media saying he has refused to take responsibilities for his son. He however accepted the little lad was his son this year and now again, just few hours ago, he took to snapchat to post a photo of him with love emojis. Wizkid recently welcomed another son with his manager, making him a father of three http://www..com/talk/board,2.0.html

Congrats, ashi don join the camp

obidevine:
The President of the Federal republic of Nigeria who also doubles as the petroleum minister has released an official statement as regards the fuel crisis currently rocking the nation

Cc: lalasticlala, Mynd44, obinoscopy, Seun

I told you its the PDP, they are hoarding the fuel, and Boko Haram is aiding them, shey?

kolafolabi:
The Toke Makinwa I know is Pretty Mike's snake

Look here man, don't complicate her life, first she's a whor*e, now a snake, pls choose 1 and make it permanent pls,

mytime24:
This woman just suffered an accident and wit her broken leg and pain and
she's feeding her baby waiting for help. d luv of a mother has no limit God bless mothers all over the world.

❤❤❤❤ a word for her please ❤❤❤



#lalasticlala pls move it to Fp lets bless all mothers

e no easy jarri

Your life ends when you bring life to this earth, you start living for your child immediately you give birth, what ever you do man or woman, the child's needs comes first, hence the saying "who born no de chop" I wish her a quick recovery

MrBrownJay1:
if the only thing that attracts men towards you is your nyansh then i do feel sorry for you, really... let them be attracted to your beauty/grace/class (or at least intelligence), as there sure is NOTHING to brag about if men approach you solely to fukc you

btw look at these hippo legs....disgusting!!!

Have u seen the cleavrage area,like smoked fish, u go run, lol

MrBrownJay1:
if the only thing that attracts men towards you is your nyansh then i do feel sorry for you, really... let them be attracted to your beauty/grace/class (or at least intelligence), as there sure is NOTHING to brag about if men approach you solely to fukc you

btw look at these hippo legs....disgusting!!!

Have u seen the cleavrage area,u go run, lol

LionDeLeo:
Hehehe.

The "zoo" police is working on the orders of Bubu to reduce our population, if not, why must they shoot at the genitals?

Arresting kidnappers is an insult to us, why must they keep hating.

Above is a model response of a typical ipob clown.

Why are some igbos so irritating, give Igbo man money na problem, collect money from am he will abuse you or ask for your soul, rent a house to him he would abuse the property because he has paid you money,but anything from him he would sell to you a sub standard product, to mary his daughter he would ask for your life savings, give him a wife he would own her like his house, if he hires your vehicle he would carry a fill village on top the vehicle, and put a goat on the very top, now shoot kidnappers it's now tribalism, Igbos pls pls caution your brothers who are excessive, buhari government abuse people no be only una.