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ladeb:
Ivorian Model With The 'largest Butt In West Africa' See Photos

She shared new Photos to celebrate Christmas

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdIO3H9FmNT/?hl=en

Bless your ass, asstriitis hook u well

Bhelamblog:
Remember The Mother of one announced she went for a cosmetic Surgery last week, in a series which will be aired live on Linda Ikeji's TV, and this seems to be the first photoshoot she had since undergoing the surgery, The actress posed with Vugo, and she looks absolutely gorgeous.

Before going on the Life changing surgery she revealed that she had always been ashamed of her body, So when she had the opportunity to look sweet, she took it.. See a Photo she shared months before the surgery.. The difference is mindblowing, No Pimples, or wrinkles, You can tell for yourself.



news From Ebiwali-- http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2017/12/first-photo-of-tonto-dike-after.html

Poor Churchill, he's been maintaining a collapsed human being, abi juju blind am?

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Hozier:
So you mean to tell me Tonto Dikeh spent that much money on cosmetic surgery just to remove pimples and wrinkles?

The puna is still wrinkled, character is squeezed, morals are collapsed, now psychological surgery is next in line

classicMan22:
u get luck say u no kill ur sista, if not na jail u 4 spend d rest of ur life wit bobrisky

Damn, vaseline go finish for em ass,

Queendoncom:
Hello nairalanders, about my sister's condition, she's fine now. We went to the hospital and doctor said it was an internal wound but it wasn't much. He Gave us some drugs, and told us she'd be fine.

I thank you all for your help and advice.

See link to previous thread

https://www.nairaland.com/4252498/sister-been-spiting-out-blood

You are lucky, what you should have done as I advised was to give her that injection, drugs would take hours to begin effect, she would have been dead in 10 minutes, learn to follow instructions, ure lucky

Omooba77:
I will live to see the best of Nigeria

This is an apc member, as confused as the come

choku123:
Nollywood actress, Cossy Ojiakor took to her Instagram page to share some lovely and stunning as to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.


She wrote while sharing photos on Instagram ...






Source: http://news.nollyzone.com/actress-cossy-ojiakor-celebrates-christmas-with-hot-photos-2/

Grand mama, where is mungo park , menopause is knocking o

zoba88:
Yesterday I shared the story of how Fulani herdsmen attacked a man in Tambo village in Girei LG of Adamawa state after they invaded his farm with their cows. According to report,they shot him and his cousin after he asked them why they invaded his farm and destroyed his crops.More photos have emerged from damage caused by the herdsmen in Tambo.Reports say that the herdsmen also killed some people and rendered others homeless during the attack.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/12/graphic-photos-of-people-killed-and.html?m=1

Blessed be the Lord my God who teaches my fingers to fight and my hands to war, god knows, I WILL KILL!

NoLotty7:
Hello Nairalanders, how much should be best to place both parent on monthly either as a single or married?

I have been giving money to my parents mostly during festivals and if they have any financial challenge. My mom always have the fair share from me than dad reason she take care of my young ones with it too. Now, l intend placing both parent on monthly payroll from Jan.

How much should be ok, l plan placing mom on 30k,dad on 20k, though, I'm still single planning to marry next year. What is your view on this, let's discuss.

Just have my mother alone do I send her my tithe 10 percent of what ever I earn or make,
She alone is my life link to God.

bumi10:
I personally told my friend that I'm not going to travel this time and he told me to forget that thing. That before new year now I go carry my bag travel, that I'm an Igbo and no matter what, if they tell me that masquerade is dancing in the village now, I will travel. I laughed anyway and got crossed with him instantly.

I looked at him and said "why are you guys so stupid? (He is Yoruba), Why do you guys always have problem with Igbos in everything? Even to travel to their various villages to see their people, you people will still complain. What is wrong with you guys. Lagos is not my land, I got to go and see my people and apparently, you still have problem with that. My friend had to shut up.

Well this article I stumbled upon on net will explain to whoever care to know the reason is necessary for any Igbo man anywhere to come home and see his people at least once in a year during festive periods like Christmas ...

“It has become our tradition to travel every Christmas. I am going with my wife and my children because this is the only opportunity to see our relatives who are based in other parts of the country and even abroad. We meet to discuss family issues. No matter the fare, we must go.” At the Jibowu Bus Park in Lagos during the week, Ugochukwu Anufurum was firm on going “home” for Christmas/New Year celebrations no matter the situation.

The Yuletide and New Year season is one of the few seasons millions of people look forward to every year all over the world. In Nigeria, it is one of the few seasons that bring friends and families together, including long-lost ones, and as such, one that countless number of people always looks forward to.

However, the Igbo people in the South East section of the country are known to have, over the years, developed special interest for this season (seemingly above all others) and as such would do everything possible that they mark the season in grand styles. It is therefore a very common sight to see the Igbo using the occasion of Christmas to storm their villages from wherever they might be, including far away cities like Lagos and Abuja, while some even travel from outside the countries for the same purpose.

The Igbo, as believed in some quarters, love to show off their wealth and flaunt what they have and this they do more than any other ethnic group in Nigeria. It is believed that they use the Christmas time to travel to their villages to show off the wealth they have been able to accumulate over the year.
However, the pan-Igbo socio-cultural group, Ohanaeze Indigbo, strongly differed as it declared that the Igbo never travel at Christmas because of show off. The group vehemently denied that the mass travelling of Igbo, especially during the Yuletide, is done for showboating, but rather something the Igbo do as a mark of respect for their roots. As such, the group maintained that no Igbo person should ever be vilified over the issue.

In a chat with Saturday Tribune, the Publicity Secretary of the Ohanaeze Indigbo, South West, Mr Peter Anosike, pointed out that only two tribes in the whole world-the Igbo and the Israelis-were known to never joke with their roots and who always ‘remember their homes’ wherever they might be in any part of the world.

“Anywhere we go, we must always remember home. The only tribes that remember home are the Igbo and Israelites. Even when they die in a foreign land, they would prefer that their dead bodies be brought back home for burial. As people that have travelled far and wide, the Christmas time provides the Indigbos the opportunity to see their families and loved ones again.

“So it is more of a home-coming for an average Igbo traveler, because an individual you’ve not seen from January to December, you are suddenly given the opportunity to see such an individual. So travelling home for Christmas is never about showoff and those who have such a notion should discard it immediately. The period provides an opportunity for Indigbos from all walks of life to have a reunion sort of,” he pointed out.

At this juncture, it is noteworthy to state that there are many other festivals that also serve as an avenue for south-easterners to visit their villages, or “home” as it is generally referred to. Each of such festivals is unique in its own way and attracts its own fair share of participants. For example, Easter, another major Christian festival, also serves the same purpose, while there a few traditional festivals that Igbo still hold in high esteem and which they would do their best possible to participate in.

Some of such traditional functions or festivals include: the annual kingship festival, that is, the Ofala Festival, which is mostly celebrated during the Christmas in different villages in Igboland; Iwa Akwa; and the Okonko Festival, which is used as the festival to celebrate the coming of age of male youths. There is also the Iza aha, Ede aro festival (in celebration of the Aro Deity), age grade meetings, as well as the Iwa Ji Festival, which is the famous New Yam Festival, among others.

These cultural and traditional activities would almost always make an average Igboman embark on a journey back home to participate in the festivities. But despite this large array of festivals and their popularity, it is only right to say that Christmas and festivities associated with it dwarf them all.

The real seasons the Igbo don’t joke with going “home” during this period has always been a source of debate, especially among non-Igbo and no matter the length of such debates, the real reasons have always remained evasive. However, inquest into some of the arguments provided by those who engage in this practice and those who don’t might provide some sort of insights into possible reasons behind this annual pilgrimage.

For many, one reason the Igbo travel home for Christmas is to ensure family reunion. According to those who nurse this belief, only few tribes in the world could match the adventurous and industrious nature of the Igbo. Therefore, according to those who hold this argument, if an Igbo individual has been away from his home and roots all through the year, it is only normal for such people to create an avenue for themselves to meet once again in an atmosphere of unity and camaraderie.

Sharing this view with Saturday Tribune, was a Lagos-based businessman and an octogenarian, Pa Uche Anisiemeka, who claimed to have spent over 60 years in Lagos. Pa Anisiemeka’s escapades and success in Lagos have him boasting of an enviable house and other investments in the Okota area of the city. But despite his over six-decade sojourn in Lagos, Pa Anisiemeka claimed to have only missed spending his Christmas holidays in his native Imo State on a few occasions.

“It is common knowledge that the Igbo are very enterprising. They are migrant-entrepreneurs who are endowed with immense competitive spirit. They prefer to leave their families and homes in search of greener pastures elsewhere. They can live in the cities from the beginning of the year to the end without visiting home, but one thing a lot of them would not do is to celebrate Christmas outside of their hometowns, in the company of their families, friends and age-long colleagues. Celebrating Christmas at home is considered typically cultural and it is curiously expected of anyone living in town or abroad to re-connect with the home people during Christmas,” he told Saturday Tribune.

Yet, there are many others (mostly non-Igbo) who are of the opinion that the yearly journey home is spurred primarily by ego, showmanship and unhealthy competition, rather than genuine need for reunion. Saturday Tribune, during the week took up the task of attempting to unveil the reason(s) for this ageless behaviour and as such, some opinions of randomly selected Igbo travelers were sampled. The quest to solve this “mystery” took Saturday Tribune to some popular motor parks in Lagos which, as expected, had become a beehive of activities.

At the popular and ever-busy Maza Maza Bus Terminus in Lagos, a middle-age traveler who identified himself as Chinedu Obasi, argued that no matter how busy one is, he should always create time to remember home. According to him, since it is practically impossible for many Igbo living in the other parts of the country to be travelling home as often as they would have loved, calving out just one period in an entire year to achieve this purpose is not too much. This, he said, is what the yearly journey home during Christmas is all about.

“Christmas brings a moment in a year when all Igbo or majority of them living outside Igboland return to their villages to reunite with their kin who they have not seen, probably in the last 12 months,” said Obasi, who was getting set to travel to his native Enugu State.

Similarly, Chizaram, a 37-year-old native of Abia State, also pointed out to Saturday Tribune that Christmas provided the only opportunity she had of seeing her aged parents, other relatives and loved ones, who like her, were living in far places. Chizaram, who was spotted making last minutes efforts to board a bus, also at Maza Maza, which was going to her hometown of Umuahia in Abia State, said she was willing to brave all odds to make the journey.

She however also hinted that it might be impossible to rule out showoff and show-boasting as one of the reasons some travel at this time, a development she said often served as one of the reasons young men and women often veered to a life of crime so that they would be able to make money at all cost so as to be able to meet up with others. She further pointed out that, in some instances, parents whose children are coming home go all the way to boast about such children and the children in return will do everything possible not to disappoint such parents, including taking to a life of crime.

“To an average Igbo man, going to the village is non-negotiable. Far and near, sons and daughters return home, besiege their respective villages, not only to celebrate Christmas with their kith and kin, but also to provide an opportunity for many families to boast about their illustrious sons and daughters, whom they are proud of,” she said.

But for other travelers, the yearly exodus is nothing more than a family tradition. At the Jibowu Bus Park, yet another traveler, Ugochukwu Anufurum, insisted that the period provided an opportunity for him to attend to salient and sometimes delayed family/community matters, especially since other important stakeholders in such matters would also be around.

“I can say that this is why the Igbo work hard to ensure that they gather enough money with which they can go home for the Christmas celebration. They do this because the communal life they live as umunna would require them to give gifts to their kin when they get back home,” he further noted.


more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/12/why-igbos-always-travel-home-during.html

Show off and bragging rights

favouredAda:
Gud pm nairalanders.

I'm a young lady in my early 30, married for 2years+ now... my issue is that my husband doesn't gist with me but when he is with other ladies, he can laugh & gist for Africa. He has never taken me out after our marriage. in short I look like a tenant in his house. if we are going out he will tell me to be in front while he will b far behind. if I complain, he will say I'm nagging.

I was sick last week, he just came dropped #10k for me to go see our doctor, he didn't even ask if I can go by myself BT same incident happened to his younger bro wife yesterday, with just a phone call, he went to the hospital & stood by d bro. over night ( sumtin he didn't even do wen I gave birth to our baby) I have been thinking he will change BT this days own his really worst, calling some girls in my streets "my love" why he shout my 1st name no matter where he is.

Pls advise me cos I am beginning to dislike him

No fire but you want fire, no problem outside de sweet you, you go stay outside soon, de find complications when you should sit still, de smoke cigarette on top petrol dump, ur countdown is activated, cheers.

Omooba77:
I be mutumu arewa.... So we should keep quiet and allow the decadence to continue unabated?.
I leave you with Esther 4:14. God bless you and never be afraid to stand and die for the Truth.

Na die near you pass then, gods speed

barbstee:
http://sunnewsonline.com/ex-boko-haram-intelligence-chief-shekau-now-a-cripple/

is he still fucking kids, his dick is still working so there fore he's still a threat to the girl child, useless child fucker

Queendoncom:
Nairalanders please help me out here. I slapped my little sis last night since then she's been spiting out blood. Like if she tries to cough out catarrh through her lungs, it will be bloody.
Please nairalanders what should I do? I'm devastated.. could this be internal bleeding?

PS, she has ulcer, the doctor we called said it could be the ulcer. She has taken drugs since morning and the bloody is still coming out.
Please please I need help! Please!
Moderators please help me..
Lalasticlala please I need your help here.. please

Internal bleeding 2k injection would do the trick, but next time leave ur sister alone, don't beat women , alternatively tale all her shoes and soak in a basin of water, that should calm her down

Mztarstrechy:
Pictured below is the corpse of a known notorious and ex-hitman member of Eiye Cult Group before he joined Baggar Cult Group.After joining Baggar Cult,he also become a hitman but luck ran out of him as he was killed by members of Eyie Cult Group on the Eve of Christmas.He was killed in a clash between between the two cult groups in Utagba-Ogbe(Kwale) community,Delta state.

cc; Lalasticlala, mynd44

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/12/baggar-cult-member-killed-by-rivals.html?m=1

That's a hit

Omooba77:
Olalekan Adetayo, Abuja

President Muhammadu Buhari on Monday stirred up a fresh controversy over his real age when he said he thought he was 74 but was told he was 75.

Buhari spoke when the Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Muhammed Bello, led a delegation to pay him Christmas homage at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

The President, joined by state governors and other top government officials, celebrated his 75th birthday penultimate Sunday. He was said to have been born on December 17, 1942, in Daura, present day Katsina State.

While thanking his guests for the visit, Buhari recalled the health challenge that kept him away from the country for months earlier in the year and admitted that 2017 had been a tumultuous year for him.

The President said he had recovered well from the sickness because he obeyed his doctors who instructed him to be eating and sleeping well.

He said, “I am very grateful (to you) for taking time out on a very important day to come out and spend it with us.

It has been a tumultuous year. I am thinking I am 75. I thought I was 74 but I was told I was 75.

“I have never been so sick, not even during the 30-month civil war that I was stumbling under farm of yams or cassava.

“But this sickness…I don’t know, but I came out better. All those who saw me before said I look much better when I came back.

“But I have explained it to the public that as a General, I used to give orders. But now, I take orders. The doctors told me to feed my stomach and sleep for longer hours. That is why I am looking much better.”

Buhari said he appreciated the visit because he respects good neigbourliness both at individual and national levels.

He said that was why immediately after his inauguration as President in 2015, his first foreign trip was to Chad, Niger, Cameroon and Benin Republic.

“If you are in good terms with your neigbours, then you can make some savings for development.

“But if you start fighting your neigbours, then I am afraid the resources you have you will lose it in trying to be very clever.

“So I try to be very close to my neigbours both individually and nationally. I thank you very much for being very good neigbours,” he added.

The President admitted that 2017 has been a tough year for Nigeria.

He expressed the hope that next year would be more prosperous for the country.

http://punchng.com/i-thought-i-was-74-but-was-told-im-75-says-buhari/amp/

Bros, why? Why u de behave like mutu

ikorodureporta:
Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/12/housewife-battered-thrown-inside-well-man-refused-pay-n3000-sex/

That's the only problem that can kill a man, not giving a woman what was promised after sex, even African witchcraft frowns on this, if she intends to go diabolical it's like a Hot woman and sex, one time juju go work.

HeWrites:
We all show love to our partners in different ways. For some it’s by being there (physically and emotionally), for others, it’s by buying expensive gifts.

One Nigerian man named Ubong King through his recent act has shown the world that he belongs to the latter category.

He took to Instagram to share how he couldn’t afford a ring when he proposed to his wife in 1995 but today, he has bought a ship and named it after her just to show his appreciation.

I proposed to my wife sometime in 1997 without a ring, while squatting in a friend’s house in #Uyo, #Akwaibom state. She said YES even when she knew that I had nothing. She was discouraged by many to change her mind and was asked a question which she told me “why stay with Ubong when he can’t buy you a bottle of #Coca-Cola”. When she told me I looked up and down, I looked at her and said the choice to stay was her’s… she stayed.

We got married in 2002 and still started by squatting in another friend’s house out of Lagos for about 1yr till I got my #mindset right to get my own house in Alagbado. We had to start with one mattress on the floor, second hand carpet, a ceiling fan and our windows were covered with old newspapers since we could not afford curtains.

I worked as a security coordinator in NBC Apapa, bottlers of #Coca-Cola drinks and all i wanted to do was to be responsible to be able to buy my wife a bottle of #Coca-Cola. The drive to be able to refresh my growing family has helped me to be able to buy my wife and kids Coca-Cola drinks at anytime… In 2015, I decided to buy a vessel from that drive and named it after my wife MV IVYKING. Thank YOU @unyimeivyking for starting me up my drive."

His wife shared her own story;
"The pressure to say ‘no’ mounted heavily, but I wasn’t dissuaded because, it was all external, and the reasons, when I summarized them all pointed to one argument- he didn’t have anything and would not be able to provide for me.

I’d built up enough information on the inside to realize that the lack of material acquisitions is a temporary state of being- anybody’s story can change in an instant, with God in their corner. I dared to trust God with that decision, and He honored my trust. I said ‘yes’ because I saw us building an empire together- our story is just beginning and we will write it someday by His grace. Ultimately, God will be glorified and honored. Thank you @ubongking for honoring your commitment to me and for taking care of the children and I, the way you do. *Now you can buy me many crates of coca-cola drinks* if you so wish"

According to our investigation;
In March 2010, the average price for a geared 500-ton container ship was $10 million, while gearless ships of 6,500 and 12,000 TEU averaged prices of $74 million and $105 million respectively.

http://www.torimill.com/2017/12/man-who-proposed-to-his-wife-without.html

Opposition watin una been de talk for 1995

Drinokrane:
This photo of a black mum in the United States who tied up her 4 kids in a family christmas photo has gone viral.

Though she shared other photos where the kids aren't tied up but mixed reactions continue to trail the photo.

http://www.torimill.com/2017/12/beautiful-mum-ties-up-her-four-kids-in.html

That's the family bound and secrecy, good one.

itspzpics:
This viral photo of this small kid ducking the hell out of a plastic image bo0bs has really got people talking online.

lol…. But this kid is funny sha but wait where is the mother sef


Gist from Praizeupdates

http://www.praizeupdates.com/photo-of-this-lil-kid-ducking-plastic-image-bo0bs-has-got-people-talking/

He can't fail his ancestors, he knows his job and he's passionate about it, may his future wife know no "manopause"

KingstonDome:
Who do you think rocked the Red Beret Style better, is it Starboy Wizkid or Simi?

I would go for Wiz!

www.kingstondome.com/2017/12/rocked-red-beret-style-better-wizkid-simi.html

the eyes has it

KingstonDome:
Who do you think rocked the Red Beret Style better, is it Starboy Wizkid or Simi?

I would go for Wiz!

www.kingstondome.com/2017/12/rocked-red-beret-style-better-wizkid-simi.html

the eye never lies

Bills2307:
oboyy!!!

He would work from home, hope she stays stable and focused, keep celeb life out of her marital life

metroblogger:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/buhari-why-i-will-never-please-my-children-at-detriment-of-nigerians.html

You no carry osibanjo, no carry saraki, or dogara, you carry your son go see queen of England when you enter office, then your daughter walked into a shopping plaza, only to walk out everyone inside it by her security entourage because she wan go shopin, QUESTION : do I look like awilo logumba?

adeniyi3971:
this one weak me o.... I hope he won't blame it on Satan!!

U know! It's the devils work, he was the one fingered in the crime.

[quote author=fuckboys post=63590779][/quote]the rubbers even help her sweep the shop, well mannered

Manson1:

Oh no not those old men, they have suffered enough in life naaaaa, lol

deepwater:
Lol
Truth be told, there is no kanddy
not her kid sister anywhere. It's an illusion.

The girl is a prostitute, her market still dey hot, her water never boil this idiiot boy wan come use an do garri�

My brother thank you for sponsoring the birthday, that was the last gift expected of you for the year 2017 by your prostitutes gang.

This kind truth de make person baff with boiling water, ahhhhhhh

Smellymouth:
There are 4 sides to this story. She just said her part. Let's wait for the guy's part and the mentioned Kandy and probably kandy's little sist too...

You know whether na inside shower the best friend block am, or she stepped in when she the girl was misbehaving, some women crave for huge tools, just by playfully describing ur man sword of honour alone he has a target below his belt and some chic will hunt him down like a hungry lioness on a lamb

Airforce1:
Mumu, She wants to trend ...


Na the fool wey publicly kneel down propose to you I blame .

Her grandmother would gladly accept, not talk of her, her brain is underaged