₦airaland Forum

PcNnews:
Recall that Bob Risky revealed he will be rocking a bikini at calabar pool party on the 30th of December, well he has shared the photos but the reactions he gets can break a leg.

But on a more serious note,what is he actually hiding?? I thought he said he is also sexy down there?
See the photos below;



News by JoelsBlog: https://joelsblog.com.ng/see-the-racy-bikini-outfit-bob-risky-rocked-to-calabar-pool-party

Pls the federal government should kill bob risky and grant shekau amnesty, and it should be done fast pls. This guy is Nigerian number 1 problem

zoba88:
As shared by Plato who lives in Sagamu.....

'I was in my room reading in my usual manner when mama came knocking Plato one of your collegues is waiting for you outside.

I came out it turned to comrade Samuel Adesina Abiodun, I shouted my able comrade how's life? Fine Plato after a brief political chat he said today is a tough I will need to thank God, if not for God I would have been in elewe-eran.

On way to Ijebuode this morning I boarded car at express Juction two boys at the front seat me and other two boys and a lady, police stopped us right in front of seplast, talking to our driver, we are about to move when the police sighted tattoo on the arms of one of two boys sitting in front.

They immediately instructed to come down, on searching them the police found two local pistol in their pockets, with catridge bullets.

The swong into action ordered everyone in the car to come down, and they sat us on the floor for about 52-minutes before they let us go and held the boys beating them seriously and tied their hands to their back.

One of the boys was identied as a prisoner at Isale-Oko/Sagamu who was freed before Xmas.

The police stopped another bus coming after, a boy that first alighted from the bus was searched with Indian helm in his pocket they badly descended on him before he identify himself as a mechanic on his way to Benin'.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/12/see-what-police-did-to-robbers-caught.html?m=1

Where is the petrol and lighter

Kolababe:
The couple above, Kike and Jeje #kini2017 wedded this weekend and a man has cried out over the gift his wife received from the wedding as souvenir

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/12/man-cries-out-over-sextoy-his-wife.html

He actually should be happy, intimacy gadgets help sustain marriages, he should learn that a woman's libido is 800 miles long and that of a man is 4 miles, if a man is Hot and he gets a call for a hangout, beer and friends keeps him distracted, for a woman? She hunts even if it means getting a man she hates, There will be blood

amzee:
I GUESS THE HUSBAND'S DICK IS 3"INCHES AND HE'S A 1 MINUTE MAN.

chai that guy right now is like

emma321:
The police have said that making phone calls at filling stations is a criminal offence which could land the offender in jail.

The Force Public Relations Officer, Jimoh Moshood, stated that an offender could be prosecuted and jailed for attempted arson.

He noted that police officers have the authority to arrest anyone found making phone calls or smoking at filling stations.

He described the filling station as a public facility where motorists cannot act as they like on account of the inflammable products like petrol and other petroleum products being dispensed there.

Moshood, therefore, cautioned the public against violating the safety rules forbidding smoking and phone calls at filling stations.

He said, “Making phone calls or smoking at filling stations is a criminal offence and the police, of course, could arrest anyone violating the safety rules put in place to safeguard life and property at the filling stations.”

Details:http://anstalk.com/make-calls-at-filling-stations-now-a-crime-police/

lalasticlala

Na now una know, oyibo give una technology, to better una lives una wan use am destroy, if an arrest will give you small sense then may Nigerians receive sense

tiwaz:
Source: http://currentnewsinnigeria.com/2017/12/road-construction-progress-residents-busy-stealing-gravel-photos/

It's still their money, since they can't cash out they have to haul out

jagorinho:
unclad with a gun? she wan do rituals?

I wish u could see her but if u did u will be dying of lead poisoning, do imagine an apple button chick with a mossberg 590 persuader, am going to have an erecrion for days she knows,

NairalandCS:
I really don't see the fuss in having twins.

My joy and ur pain no be the same, the blessing of a twin is not the same your blessings

bidemz:
Hi guys,i know we all have one or two bad habit(s) which we find difficult to leave or stop, as we are about to enter a new year i believe it should be a new beginning for us......so feel free and share with us that habit which you wish to leave before crossing over to 2018
As for me i have this habit of procrastination i wish it shouldn't follow me to 2018

Having an erecrion when I see my fiancee sweating and cooking or when she's naked with a gun

shadrach77:
She took to instagram to air her displeasure

You should never put a public toilet in your home, or you will end up with gonorrhoea

OKDnigeria:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/253997-presidency-explains-controversial-list-board-appointments.html

the is a total ahanraranran, how can he explain this fu*king case

Troublemaker007:
Seriously, where did we go wrong in this country. Who exactly did we offend. I am tired, I am really tired...

bring me a keg of palm wine and 40 cows, the gods are online, hmmmmmmm, the Oracle is ugly

stephanie11:
http://saharareporters.com/2017/12/28/president-buhari-son-who-was-injured-motorrbike-accident-responding-treatment-still-coma

Na potholes when de road, u for de ok, pls pmb tar roads oooo

olatade:
http://dailypost.ng/2017/12/28/yusuf-buhari-presidents-wife-aisha-placed-bed-rest/?utm_source=dlvr.it_dp1&utm_medium=facebook

The poor woman don tire, u don't need a compass to show you the signs on her face

pocohantas:
They crave it as much as guys do.

What they don't crave is:
...unwanted pregnancy
...kiss and tell.
...infections.
...heartbreaks.
...cheating.
...avoidable multiple sexual partners.
...slut shaming, etc.

That deeldo can't be guilty of the aforementioned

I can break and melt your fantasies, what's your email address

raylord:
Girls just like to pretend and make it look like they dont crave for it as much as guys. But in reality, they do

That y I see cucumbers and I shiver me timbers till today,things those poor vegetables have gone through in the hands of women

raylord:
Girls just like to pretend and make it look like they dont crave for it as much as guys. But in reality, they do

That y I see cucumbers and I shiver me timbers till today

Williams2017:
A UK-based Nigerian medical doctor, Olufunmilayo, has assured men who come within 3-5 minutes of s3xual intercourse that nothing is wrong with them as many would want to believe.

www.gbextra.com/you-dont-need-medicine-at-all-3-minutes-is-actually-enough-for-s3xual-intercourse-nigerian-doctor/

Answering an inquiry from a friend who lasts just 3 minutes during s3x and uses drugs to stay longer before eja.culating during s3x, the young doctor said a person should only be concerned if he barely lasts a minute.

How Many Minutes Do You Think Is Okay For A Man To Stay Before Eja.culating During S3x?



https://mobile.twitter.com/DrOlufunmilayo/status/946698132141891584

Ancestors!!!!!!! Come and fight for me, this man has called me an infidel!

omoikea:
He didn't rape you then according to you but i want to ask a question why are you still following him up and down on social media


Just tell us you were raped and lets recommend you that centre that they use to treat people like you


someone should remind me the name they call that place

If he had a private jet she would have been his baby mama in other words as it's appropriate, his wh*re

omoikea:
He didn't rape you then according to you but i want to ask a question why are you still following him up and down on social media


Just tell us you were raped and lets recommend you that centre that they use to treat people like you


someone should remind me the name they call that place

If he had a private jet she would have been his baby mama in other words as it's appropriate, his wh*re

TunezMedia:
Baby Zamir looked too adorable for words in cute photos shared by his mum, Selena during the Xmas celebration. The little lad was also snapped while trying to work his way around one of his gifts.

http://www.tunezmedia.com.ng/2017/12/adorable-xmas-photos-of-runtown-son-and.html

ahh another HE goat, get a ring engage her and go see her father, don't tell us baby mama stories or hold your pepee.

dikeigbo2:

He is the future, because the future is pregnant

ksbusari:
I'm confused. Please I need your advice. My girlfriend and I have been dating for a while now and just yesterday she confessed that she had sex with someone I had been suspecting. She told me she had sex with that man for money knowing fully well my financial status at this present time. She begged to be forgiven but don't know what to do.

Pls help pls. This is a girl i really love. Everybody around me already knows her.

That woman is your wife mark my words, if you leave her you will not find a woman as true as her

dafeyankee:
Well.

I think in my own case I am just plain selfish. I have everything any young man wishes for,and then some.

But my brother, each day you see a woman you think is better than the one of yesterday.

So much women out there, it is so difficult to pick one out especially when you are a comfortable guy and don't know if they are pretending around you because of your comfort.

Anyway 2018 is not going to escape me.

Kpatakpata I go village go marry village girl.

After all the fine ones when u do shakara for, no orijin for you till you bring a wife home

viktohmarkz:
I really don't know the section to send this to but I think crime should be the best.
A friend of mine asked for my help on a situation she is currently facing and she needs help,at her place of work her boss has been approaching her and she has turned him down a couple of times but he doesn't want to be cool about it.
She told me that he (her boss) said if she doesn't sleep with him she isn't going to receive her December pay all efforts to plead with him has fallen on deaf ears.
Am clueless about this and I would love to get suggestions from everyone and anyone who can help out.
Thanks.

EFCC and serve him with a court injunction,backed will the a woman rights organisations lawyer, send me small thing when you become rich

LionDeLeo:
Gej, unfortunately, all your puppies have already gone for thanksgiving. They are also having serious prayer session for yusuf Buhari to die.

However, some that prayed for his father to die have gone already and I'm pretty sure same will also be the case.

Wishing yusuf Buhari quick recovery.

Your brain no get side mirror to see say people de suffer,because you de chop from ground under apc table no mean say dustbin na their choice, pls somebody help me with 20 Naira for am to buy sense.

zakim:
The Minister of Communications, Barrister Adebayo Shittu, has told the leaders of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) that despite their lies against President Muhammadu Buhari, many Nigerians still prefer his style of governance.

Barrister Shittu, said this in Ibadan while speaking with newsmen during the 50th birthday ceremony of a PDP chieftain in Oyo State, Engr. Oluseyi Abiodun Makinde.

The minister, who said the people of the country were neither fools nor ingrates, would appraise the president when he presented his score-card.

He said those who drove Nigeria into a mess through corruption and mismanagement during the 16 years of PDP’s misrule were the ones now accusing President Buhari of non-performance.

Shittu, however, told the PDP leaders that Nigerians appreciated the achievements of the President in the areas of the fight against corruption and insurgency and uplifting agriculture, infrastructure, education and employment.

The minister said the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) would come out to showcase the achievements of the president for Nigerians to compare with those of the PDP that ruled it for 16 years at the appropriate time.

He said, “Nigerians voted for President Buhari because he was the only presidential candidate that could be trusted. The president is running a government devoid of greed and corruption. Although, the work ahead is enormous, I am happy that a lot of positive changes have occurred in the areas of agriculture, education, infrastructure and employment.”

The event was attended by the former governor of Ogun State, Otunba Gbenga Daniel; a former minister of Education, Professor Tunde Adeniran; a former minister of Police Affairs, Jelili Adesiyan, a former first lady in Oyo State, Alhaja Mutiat Olayinka Ladoja, and many other chieftains of the PDP.

https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/despite-your-lies-nigerians-still-prefer-buhari-shittu-tells-pdp.html

ok now who's lying

PrettyCrystal:
A man identified as Chuks Samson from Ogidi Town in Anambra State was seen roaming the streets of Lagos after arriving Nigeria on the 5th of December 2017 aboard Emirates Airline from London. According to a witness, Anselm Ojietu, who met him and interviewed him, the man's mental health deteriorated badly as he temporarily went insane - walking around with his bags after arriving the country for Christmas.

Now, efforts are being made to locate his people.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/12/london-based-man-spotted-roaming-streets-lagos-arrival-xmas-photos.html

Price of fuel and shocking poverty level reach to make the poor guy mad

dubemnaija:
God punish all APC members and their families, Masha Allah, Amin!

that swear carry fire, the secretariat will feel it, Come take 1 coldddddddd orijin

Hardeybohwarley:
New highway opens in China!

The Wanzhou-Lichuan highway, linking Wanzhou in southwest China's Chongqing and Lichuan in central China's Hubei Province, is put into operation yesterday.

The highway, which began construction in 2014, has a length of about 52 kilometers and is designed to run at a speed of 80 kilomoters per hour.

http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2017-12/26/c_136853564.htm

Pdp opposition is making the roads unstable, and rats too, yes rats, they eat the Nigerian roads by night resulting to potholes and armed bandits, where is lie mohamed, oshi

zicoraads:
Source: https://dailynigerian.com/headline/exclusive-buharis-son-unconscious-horror-power-bike-crash/amp/

This is a dispensation of chanji, so chanji
the head, the body will be well

zicoraads:
Source: https://dailynigerian.com/headline/exclusive-buharis-son-unconscious-horror-power-bike-crash/amp/

This is a dispensation of chanji, so change the head, the body will be well