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CelebritiesRe: ‘Tonto Dikeh Will Stab You Before The Next Morning If You Touch Her’ – Churchill by godofuck231: 11:01pm On Sep 29, 2017
onyekachee:
Tonto has been a liar from day one,from lying that obasanjo is her father-in-law,to lying that Churchill bought her iPhone 7 and a lexus car
then later denying that her husband has been buying things for her,she is so fake abeg
rubbish girl

later na radical for jesus she go take cover up


tonto,gifty and lai Muhammed all of una I hail!!!
Fake life, a 19 year old can take care of the guy better than her, watch and see
CrimeRe: Nneka Obazee: Lesbian Meant To Be Deported To Nigeria Tries To Commit Suicide by godofuck231: 10:53pm On Sep 29, 2017
IAMSASHY:
She shud beta remain dere undecided
No, no, no, let her come so we can give her the best medical prickment, trust me it works
FamilyRe: Marriage List Of Items In Imo Presented To Prospective Groom From Anambra by godofuck231: 10:49pm On Sep 29, 2017
oshe11:
Its Kinda CHEAP



















IF.........



















SHE IS A VIRGIN
I see, someone here is still thinking
PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari Complains About The Clinic In Aso Rock That Is In Bad State by godofuck231: 10:37pm On Sep 29, 2017
Car TalkRe: 8 Japanese Automakers And Their First Cars (photos) by godofuck231: 8:25am On Sep 29, 2017
Ah a speeding dido, this is cool
TravelRe: British Airways Sacks Hostess Behind Racist Rant Against Nigerians by godofuck231: 11:07pm On Sep 26, 2017
LifeofAirforce:
Good

Beauty with no brain
She has pu**y and lips so she's a good breed of bit*h, cross bred
Forum GamesRe: Arrange These Persons in The Order Of Their Stupidity by godofuck231: 10:59pm On Sep 26, 2017
taylor88:
Oya send am com ph
Gbam eleme
FamilyRe: How Do You Gain Complete Custody Of A Child Born Out Of Wedlock? by godofuck231: 10:58pm On Sep 26, 2017
Mrnairalandd:
Mr, Court doesn't work like that.

She must proved to the court with evidence that the father of that child is fit enough to look after his child
OK try baba farin
PoliticsRe: The Nigerian Operating IPOB’s Paris Account Unmasked By Security Agencies by godofuck231: 7:43am On Sep 26, 2017
Aufbauh:
How are the mighty fallen!
Some weeks ago we were always greeted with Nnamdi Kanu's mega rally pictures, taunting how he's more popular than Mr Buhari. But as i write the boy is nowhere to be found not even his crock voice.... Haba Nnamdi na so you dey fear?

I stand with Nnamdi Kanu resume or resign.
Oh this b**ch again, oh sorry, what's her name again undecided
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Wakes Up With Swollen Eyes, Says "I Can't See" by godofuck231: 7:39am On Sep 26, 2017
GibsonB:
The New Week isn't going down well with Tonto Dike!
Just earlier the month The Actress went spiritual on Instagram, With Warfare Prayers after she saw over 1000houseflies in her son's room, Now this Morning She just shared a video of herself with a swollen face on Snapchat, crying out that she woke with the face like that, and can't see no more..

Was this thing happening to her, when she was married?
Well the battle may be more stronger and spiritual than we see..

Watch the video here!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZdTPdpHRMZ/?hl=en

http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2017/09/i-cant-see-again-tonto-dike-cries.html




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Mennnnnn, this toto sorry kpokko old age go woski o,everything is failing even in her prime
CrimeRe: Boy Rescued By Neighbors After Being Brutally Beaten By His Aunt In Lagos. Photo by godofuck231: 7:36am On Sep 26, 2017
Angelanest:
A young boy was rescued after being brutally beaten by his aunty in Lagos. The boy was saved by neighbors who had him screaming while he was flogged after offending his aunt. Facebook user, Ugochukwu Lucy shared the photo and wrote;

My people wat can u say abt Di's,because am speechless,hw can a young lady praying to God for favours ad open doors,beat up her nephew Di's way for nofin,Di's happened ryt in front of my houz while I was having my siesta, wat can u say abt Di's?pls repost so DAT Di's boy get justice

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/boy-rescued-neighbors-brutally-beaten-aunt-lagos-photo.html
So where is the witch
FamilyRe: How Do You Gain Complete Custody Of A Child Born Out Of Wedlock? by godofuck231: 7:29am On Sep 26, 2017
Shalomdee:
Hey guys, I really need your advice. A woman got pregnant for a schoolmate in Higher Institution, the guy actually impregnated her deliberately because he wanted her to be trapped with him. This guy is of a very dubious character and has duped a lot of people and done a lot of fraudulent things. When the lady found out all the wicked things he was into (along with getting involved in diabolic stuff), she decided to call it quitts after she was delivered of the child (female). The guy threatened her with all manner of threats but she refused to go back on her decision.

After a few years she eventually met a young man genuinely interested in her who wants to marry her, the lady is scared of commitement because she does not want a situation where she would get married and the ex would come back to demand for his child and make trouble. She does not want to give her ex custody of the child because of his dubious and wicked character.

Is there a law in the country that would support her as the mother of the child to have complete custody of the child since the child was born out of wedlock? Can her new husband formally adopt the child as his legally?

Please lawyers and people with such knowledge should comment. Mods, take this to front page as it is a very delicate situation.
Get a court restraint , and please contact your legal adviser
TravelRe: Truck Conveying Army Armored Tank Involved In Multiple Accident In Borno. Photos by godofuck231: 7:26am On Sep 26, 2017
amazingspiderma:
Absence of Journey management plan.

I thought the Nigerian Army was a professional organization.

Maybe I was so wrong ......
This is not a usual
CrimeRe: Gunmen Neutralized By SARS Operatives In Rivers State. Photos by godofuck231: 7:23am On Sep 26, 2017
ChangeIsCostant:
Men of the Special Anti Robbery Squad (SARS) of the Nigeria Police, Rivers State Command have dismantled a blockade and neutralized some armed men suspected to be kidnappers along the East/West road earlier today in Rivers State. According to Awala Uwuma, the gunmen were killed during shoot-out with the security operatives.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/unknown-gunmen-neutralized-sars-operatives-rivers-state-photos.html
Kill no catch(FUBAR) that's the mission
EventsRe: Is N500k Marriage Still Possible In This Recession? by godofuck231: 2:51pm On Sep 25, 2017
BellaElla:
I need to ask, is the 500k all the money you have in your savings or just what you have earmarked for you wedding?
if the former is the case, please hold on a while and try to save some more or reduce your wedding budget by 200k . U should never start a marriage with an empty account balance.
If the latter is the case, i will proceed to breakdown the expenses for you.
Traditional marriage : (200k)
- attire for couple : 30k
-5 crates of malt (120pcs) : 15k
-Half bag of rice and condiments: 40k
-1 cow leg : 15k
- Marriage rites 100k ( This will work only if you have an understanding bride and inlaws)
Borrow a home theater system to her place for music and play from your phone using auxiliary wire.

Wedding / Registry : 300k
Groom suit, shoes, shirt :20k (You can get a wonderful suit from Ariaria market for 14k)
Brides outfit : 50k
Dj :10k (Get a friend to do Mc)
catering for 100 people : 100k .(Budget 1k per person, it will be enough) everybody must not chop grin
Chairs, canopies, decoration: 50k
Rings, Cake : 50k
photography :50k

Tips on how to save more money
1. Do trad and white same day. This saves half of the cooking and logistics fund which can be utilized elsewhere.
2. Use an open field for reception
3. Avoid buying asoebi with the hope that people will buy from you.most people especially family will just collect and not pay back. give colours of the day instead.
4. You do not need to print 200 invitation cards. about 20 pcs will do for your esteemed guests, the rest can be invited electronically
5. Please , please and please, do not waste money on plenty 5 step cake and a bejeweled bouquet, or even expensive bridal shoes. You will have no need them after that day
6. You do not need emblazoned souvenir bags, there are plenty plastic souvenirs sold for 100 naira each.
7. You do not need to collect photobook ooooo. Many photographers use that to scam couples . What I did during my wedding was that I hired 2 cameras video and photo (5D) for 2 days at 15k each per day. I gave a relative to take pics and he put the soft copies in a flash for me. everything for trad and white cost 70k and i Had great quality pics. I did the photobook and two frames at a later date when we had recovered small and it was way cheaper doing it myself.
8. Please do not serve alcohol at ur wedding if you want to cut cost.

If the 500k is for only wedding ceremony then you do not have wahala. Just ensure you and your bride are on the same page and she knows exactly how much you have to spend.

After all ur account balance has increased and ur marriage is strong, money no mean say love and understanding no de exist, I feel u bro
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Kill Policemen Who Tried To Rescue Kidnapped Victim In Benin (Graphic by godofuck231: 2:43pm On Sep 25, 2017
SaiNigeria:
yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!!

The idiots only display gallantry when IPOB is involved
Another idiot who hasn't leant the lesson from his fathers
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Ambush Boko Haram Terrorists In Borno; Kill Two (Photos) by godofuck231: 11:54am On Sep 25, 2017
Mekus68:
With all the zoo military gragra its only two they can kill, while they came to Biafra land and killed many unarmed, innocent youths.
Zombies
Pls can someone borrow me lot of shut ups for this guy? lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: U.S Doesn’t See IPOB As Terrorist Organisation – Russell Brooks by godofuck231: 11:00am On Sep 24, 2017
nwabobo:
http://punchng.com/we-dont-see-ipob-as-terrorist-organisation-us/amp/

https://punchng.s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/21051708/IPOB-members.jpg
You see the Nigerian army has been the one keeping the country together, how can America see ipob when the stones,bottles and kidnapping no affect their embassy
Forum GamesRe: Arrange These Persons in The Order Of Their Stupidity by godofuck231: 10:57am On Sep 24, 2017
taylor88:
number 4 must be the APC presidency





always conveying their selves into wahala



pointing one finger at Nnamdi Kanu not knowing 4 international and innocent blood fingers are pointing at them
Bros your location pls for a cold bottle of Heineken

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