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Education › Re: UNILAG Student Rusticated For Twerking With The Statue Of Former VC by godofuck231: 11:00pm On Oct 08, 2017
Goldeno:
Very good, she should have been physically punished
IIIIIIIDIOT pikin

If you can not respect the school then go to your fathers house
Simply she has to twirk for her father as from now on
Family › Re: My Mother-In-Law Calls Me By My Wife's Ex Boyfriend's Name by godofuck231: 10:47pm On Oct 07, 2017
feelgoods:
There was this guy that wanted to marry my wife before me, my mother in-law keeps calling me by my wife's ex's name... it's super awkward. but not every time.

I don't know if she does it to make my wife realize that she made a mistake or she's really forgetting things, it's not that I'm not doing well, I'm living well of, and the other guy as I heard is not up to me. but I don't know where the hate from my mother-in-law comes from.
You ve been funked up side down and sideways
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Guy Who Doesn't Have Money? by godofuck231: 10:42pm On Oct 07, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
No offense BUT I CANT.. especially those brokeazz forming posh undecided



Marry me na am broke and I wear rubber tyre shoes grin
Education › Re: Bride Writing Her Exams In Benue State University On Her Wedding Day (Photos) by godofuck231: 10:40pm On Oct 07, 2017
thedondada:
Good wife.


She can multitask.

A woman who can do this has shown how strong she can be and how far she can go.
Lack of foresight, poor planning and misplaced priorities, yeah, real war-ife
Politics › Re: Nigeria Realises N118tn In 53 Years From Crude Oil – NBS by godofuck231: 10:01pm On Oct 06, 2017
blogbuilder:
The National Bureau of Statistics says Nigeria has realised more than N 118 tn from crude production and refining from 1961.
The NBS report , which has additional data from the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, collated its statistics from 1961 till 2014 .
“The petroleum statistics on crude oil production and oil refining reflects that a total 32 . 70 billion barrels of crude oil valued at N118 . 49 tn has been produced between 1961 and 2014 .
“The highest barrels of crude production was recorded in the year 2005 with 918 .66 million barrels valued at N6 .14 bn .
“The lowest was, however , recorded in 1961 with 16 .80 million barrels valued at N 18 . 73 m “The yearly domestic crude oil refining data from 1997 to 2014 also reflected that 844 .19 million of crude oil has been received and 835 .58 million processed within the period under review, ’’ the report stated .
( NAN )
source: http://punchng.com/nigeria-realises-n118tn-in-53-years-from-crude-oil-nbs/
Where is lie muhammed
Fashion › Re: Woman Steps Out Wearing Unusual Sunglasses (Photos) by godofuck231: 9:58pm On Oct 06, 2017
autotrader014:
Isiokay... grin
Grand mama has gone gangster, who gave her weed with the seeds in it?
Romance › Re: Should A Jobless Guy Go Into A Relationship? by godofuck231: 9:55pm On Oct 06, 2017
TheControversy:
You can, but don't expect your girl to be loyal and don't blame her if she leaves you for a rich working class guy later.
Only to chop bad temper, gboza and black eyes
Family › Re: Marriage List Of Items In Imo Presented To Prospective Groom From Anambra by godofuck231: 11:25am On Oct 05, 2017
oshe11:
So U think dere r no more Virgins?
Igbo man put that kind list then the girl is finished, her womb has been bombed by ojukwus bucket
Politics › Re: Zahra Buhari Complains About The Clinic In Aso Rock That Is In Bad State by godofuck231: 11:23am On Oct 05, 2017
Danny287:
This is not PDP affair oh this is purely national affairs
Why not blame PDP for everything, lai mohamed don tire?
Politics › Re: Gbenga Daniels Meets IBB In His Minna Mansion Over PDP Chairmanship. Photo by godofuck231: 2:06am On Oct 05, 2017
nairavsdollars:
Who takes IBB serious again? See how he look. A man who Abiola's ghosts is haunting every night. Bode George for PDP national Chairman
Be very careful about playing with a wolf, old or injured it is still a wolf, if otumba gbenga knows this then u should stay still
Politics › Re: Nigerian Embassies Facing Threats From Host Countries —senate by godofuck231: 8:53pm On Oct 04, 2017
Celebrities › Re: Dead Tagbo Umeike: Caroline Danjuma Accused Davido Of Dumping His Body & Running by godofuck231: 8:51pm On Oct 04, 2017
kidap:
Last night, actress Caroline Danjuma took to her Instagram to boldly accuse pop star, Davido and his crew of dumping the lifeless body of a certain Tagbo, who happens to be her friend, at a General Hospital after he died mysteriously in Davido's car.

What we know about Tagbo? Umeike; the young man whose dead body was allegedly dumped at General Hospital.

Although Davido's camp has denied the reports, here's what we found after digging for info about the Tagbo guy.


Tagbo Umeike, according to his Facebook profile is an alumni of Home Science Association Secondary School and a graduate of Lagos State University. He once had a stint as an engineer with ASTRA Engineering and he's been around quite a couple of popstars and entertainers, Including Modenine.

Late Tagbo died on his birthday October 3, 2017 after a wild night out with friends.


http://news.nollyzone.com/details-emerge-tagbo-umeike-actually-died/
Cocaine is known as a drug in little quantity, unknowingly to some asses it's a poison is excess quantity, another one bites the dust
Politics › Re: Who's The Worst Head Of State In Nigerian History? by godofuck231: 8:37pm On Oct 04, 2017
Unik3030:
it's only igbos n indomie generation kids that will say it's buhari. they have forgotten abacha n ibb
Tah,go away
Romance › Re: I Tested Her With A Small Slap Before Our Wedding And She Called It Off - Man by godofuck231: 1:14am On Oct 01, 2017
Takeit2017:
Who thinks she made the right decision?

More @ http://trendinghelm..com/2017/09/man-says-i-tested-her-with-small-slap.html
She's not ready for marriage, thank god it was revealed, let her get a snail as a pet instead
Celebrities › Re: Mickailia Ila Adu And His Bearded Face (Photos) by godofuck231: 1:10am On Oct 01, 2017
GibsonB:
US Based Singer Sade Adu's Transgender Son Shows Off His Face Full With Beards

The person your seeing above was a woman or lady, warrefa!! Nigeria US based music veteran Sadu Ade's transgender son (Former woman now man) seems to be doing well in his Procedures, he shared just shared some photos on himself with his face full with beards.

More here---
http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2017/09/us-based-nigerian-singer-sadu-ades.html
Oh another bitch
Politics › Re: Obituary Of IPOB Member Killed In Abia During Army Invasion (Graphic Photos) by godofuck231: 1:09am On Oct 01, 2017
Urchman27:
The remains of a hardcore Biafran is been laid to rest today, Henry Ogadi Ede was one of the victims of the 14th September Kanu’s home invasion by the Nigeria forces. On that day, he told me that he wants to go and drink water prior to the lunch he just had and due to the Police harassment and shooting of gas canisters earlier that day, people locked down there shops and he couldn't buy the water out there, he opted to go and drink the water inside a building along Fine boys Street; immediately he left, the aliens in human form and uniform arrived and he was brutally killed inside there..
Mr Henry Oga passed on leaving a pregnant wife and a little daughter behind..
Avenge your death great comrade as your services to IPOB Imo state physically have ended
the widest thing to do when encountered with an automatic weapon is either take cover or get out of range (words of a casualty of war)
Family › Re: Is It Right For A Married Woman To Be a Close Friend With Single Guy? by godofuck231: 12:50am On Oct 01, 2017
FortifiedCity:
There is this very young and beautiful married woman. She told me she is 28 years. She's been pregnant once. I assisted her brother get a small job lately. Before then, anytime i see her on the road, we greet. If she wanted to buy something, I'll pay with a clean heart and walk away. Ever since then, she's shown me her appreciation in words. Somehow we started talking on whatsapp lately. She gave me her number.

But now, she's telling me that she prefers keeping guys as friends. In fact she has offered to come and cook for me today but I told her I am not around. I was very open to her that her being so close might tempt me to touch her that it's better she stays far from me or we talk whenever we see on the road. I told her this to scare her away from coming close but it's not working.

She says that me telling her that will not make her be free but she still insists that she'd come to my house. She said she'd like to be free with me, jumping on my bed and playing around but she just likes me as a friend.

Is it wrong to be a close friend with a married woman?
Please guys what do you think?
I've made such a mistake, despite my not knowing she was married, but till date when her husband unleashes f**k on her she calls my name, it has given her black eyes on occasions, but the real thing is that it's not cool
Celebrities › Re: ‘Tonto Dikeh Will Stab You Before The Next Morning If You Touch Her’ – Churchill by godofuck231: 11:01pm On Sep 29, 2017
onyekachee:
Tonto has been a liar from day one,from lying that obasanjo is her father-in-law,to lying that Churchill bought her iPhone 7 and a lexus car
then later denying that her husband has been buying things for her,she is so fake abeg
rubbish girl

later na radical for jesus she go take cover up


tonto,gifty and lai Muhammed all of una I hail!!!
Fake life, a 19 year old can take care of the guy better than her, watch and see
Crime › Re: Nneka Obazee: Lesbian Meant To Be Deported To Nigeria Tries To Commit Suicide by godofuck231: 10:53pm On Sep 29, 2017
IAMSASHY:
She shud beta remain dere undecided
No, no, no, let her come so we can give her the best medical prickment, trust me it works
Family › Re: Marriage List Of Items In Imo Presented To Prospective Groom From Anambra by godofuck231: 10:49pm On Sep 29, 2017
oshe11:
Its Kinda CHEAP



















IF.........



















SHE IS A VIRGIN
I see, someone here is still thinking
Politics › Re: Zahra Buhari Complains About The Clinic In Aso Rock That Is In Bad State by godofuck231: 10:37pm On Sep 29, 2017
Car Talk › Re: 8 Japanese Automakers And Their First Cars (photos) by godofuck231: 8:25am On Sep 29, 2017
Ah a speeding dido, this is cool
Travel › Re: British Airways Sacks Hostess Behind Racist Rant Against Nigerians by godofuck231: 11:07pm On Sep 26, 2017
LifeofAirforce:
Good

Beauty with no brain
She has pu**y and lips so she's a good breed of bit*h, cross bred
Forum Games › Re: Arrange These Persons in The Order Of Their Stupidity by godofuck231: 10:59pm On Sep 26, 2017
taylor88:
Oya send am com ph
Gbam eleme
Family › Re: How Do You Gain Complete Custody Of A Child Born Out Of Wedlock? by godofuck231: 10:58pm On Sep 26, 2017
Mrnairalandd:
Mr, Court doesn't work like that.

She must proved to the court with evidence that the father of that child is fit enough to look after his child
OK try baba farin
Politics › Re: The Nigerian Operating IPOB’s Paris Account Unmasked By Security Agencies by godofuck231: 7:43am On Sep 26, 2017
Aufbauh:
How are the mighty fallen!
Some weeks ago we were always greeted with Nnamdi Kanu's mega rally pictures, taunting how he's more popular than Mr Buhari. But as i write the boy is nowhere to be found not even his crock voice.... Haba Nnamdi na so you dey fear?

I stand with Nnamdi Kanu resume or resign.
Oh this b**ch again, oh sorry, what's her name again undecided
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Wakes Up With Swollen Eyes, Says "I Can't See" by godofuck231: 7:39am On Sep 26, 2017
GibsonB:
The New Week isn't going down well with Tonto Dike!
Just earlier the month The Actress went spiritual on Instagram, With Warfare Prayers after she saw over 1000houseflies in her son's room, Now this Morning She just shared a video of herself with a swollen face on Snapchat, crying out that she woke with the face like that, and can't see no more..

Was this thing happening to her, when she was married?
Well the battle may be more stronger and spiritual than we see..

Watch the video here!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZdTPdpHRMZ/?hl=en

http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2017/09/i-cant-see-again-tonto-dike-cries.html




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Mennnnnn, this toto sorry kpokko old age go woski o,everything is failing even in her prime
Crime › Re: Boy Rescued By Neighbors After Being Brutally Beaten By His Aunt In Lagos. Photo by godofuck231: 7:36am On Sep 26, 2017
Angelanest:
A young boy was rescued after being brutally beaten by his aunty in Lagos. The boy was saved by neighbors who had him screaming while he was flogged after offending his aunt. Facebook user, Ugochukwu Lucy shared the photo and wrote;

My people wat can u say abt Di's,because am speechless,hw can a young lady praying to God for favours ad open doors,beat up her nephew Di's way for nofin,Di's happened ryt in front of my houz while I was having my siesta, wat can u say abt Di's?pls repost so DAT Di's boy get justice

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/boy-rescued-neighbors-brutally-beaten-aunt-lagos-photo.html
So where is the witch
Family › Re: How Do You Gain Complete Custody Of A Child Born Out Of Wedlock? by godofuck231: 7:29am On Sep 26, 2017
Shalomdee:
Hey guys, I really need your advice. A woman got pregnant for a schoolmate in Higher Institution, the guy actually impregnated her deliberately because he wanted her to be trapped with him. This guy is of a very dubious character and has duped a lot of people and done a lot of fraudulent things. When the lady found out all the wicked things he was into (along with getting involved in diabolic stuff), she decided to call it quitts after she was delivered of the child (female). The guy threatened her with all manner of threats but she refused to go back on her decision.

After a few years she eventually met a young man genuinely interested in her who wants to marry her, the lady is scared of commitement because she does not want a situation where she would get married and the ex would come back to demand for his child and make trouble. She does not want to give her ex custody of the child because of his dubious and wicked character.

Is there a law in the country that would support her as the mother of the child to have complete custody of the child since the child was born out of wedlock? Can her new husband formally adopt the child as his legally?

Please lawyers and people with such knowledge should comment. Mods, take this to front page as it is a very delicate situation.
Get a court restraint , and please contact your legal adviser
Travel › Re: Truck Conveying Army Armored Tank Involved In Multiple Accident In Borno. Photos by godofuck231: 7:26am On Sep 26, 2017
amazingspiderma:
Absence of Journey management plan.

I thought the Nigerian Army was a professional organization.

Maybe I was so wrong ......
This is not a usual
Crime › Re: Gunmen Neutralized By SARS Operatives In Rivers State. Photos by godofuck231: 7:23am On Sep 26, 2017
ChangeIsCostant:
Men of the Special Anti Robbery Squad (SARS) of the Nigeria Police, Rivers State Command have dismantled a blockade and neutralized some armed men suspected to be kidnappers along the East/West road earlier today in Rivers State. According to Awala Uwuma, the gunmen were killed during shoot-out with the security operatives.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/unknown-gunmen-neutralized-sars-operatives-rivers-state-photos.html
Kill no catch(FUBAR) that's the mission
Events › Re: Is N500k Marriage Still Possible In This Recession? by godofuck231: 2:51pm On Sep 25, 2017
BellaElla:
I need to ask, is the 500k all the money you have in your savings or just what you have earmarked for you wedding?
if the former is the case, please hold on a while and try to save some more or reduce your wedding budget by 200k . U should never start a marriage with an empty account balance.
If the latter is the case, i will proceed to breakdown the expenses for you.
Traditional marriage : (200k)
- attire for couple : 30k
-5 crates of malt (120pcs) : 15k
-Half bag of rice and condiments: 40k
-1 cow leg : 15k
- Marriage rites 100k ( This will work only if you have an understanding bride and inlaws)
Borrow a home theater system to her place for music and play from your phone using auxiliary wire.

Wedding / Registry : 300k
Groom suit, shoes, shirt :20k (You can get a wonderful suit from Ariaria market for 14k)
Brides outfit : 50k
Dj :10k (Get a friend to do Mc)
catering for 100 people : 100k .(Budget 1k per person, it will be enough) everybody must not chop grin
Chairs, canopies, decoration: 50k
Rings, Cake : 50k
photography :50k

Tips on how to save more money
1. Do trad and white same day. This saves half of the cooking and logistics fund which can be utilized elsewhere.
2. Use an open field for reception
3. Avoid buying asoebi with the hope that people will buy from you.most people especially family will just collect and not pay back. give colours of the day instead.
4. You do not need to print 200 invitation cards. about 20 pcs will do for your esteemed guests, the rest can be invited electronically
5. Please , please and please, do not waste money on plenty 5 step cake and a bejeweled bouquet, or even expensive bridal shoes. You will have no need them after that day
6. You do not need emblazoned souvenir bags, there are plenty plastic souvenirs sold for 100 naira each.
7. You do not need to collect photobook ooooo. Many photographers use that to scam couples . What I did during my wedding was that I hired 2 cameras video and photo (5D) for 2 days at 15k each per day. I gave a relative to take pics and he put the soft copies in a flash for me. everything for trad and white cost 70k and i Had great quality pics. I did the photobook and two frames at a later date when we had recovered small and it was way cheaper doing it myself.
8. Please do not serve alcohol at ur wedding if you want to cut cost.

If the 500k is for only wedding ceremony then you do not have wahala. Just ensure you and your bride are on the same page and she knows exactly how much you have to spend.

After all ur account balance has increased and ur marriage is strong, money no mean say love and understanding no de exist, I feel u bro

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