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boman2014:
Me: Green

like snake eyes??

purem:
U'r 1 of d assholes da PM NL girls and make dem to b misbehaving

yeah, you are right!

Sometimes, i will look up a girl's profile picture and see thousands of likes and I'll be wondering who are these people clicking the like button.

IamSINZ:
You snub them back. Life is too damn short.

simple!! I don't know why some people find it hard to forget about people who don't have their time

makydebbie:
Happy Sunday.

Happy Sunday to you too.

Erhm.... this one that you are online by this time, it means you didn't go to church. Right??

Agadsman:
Lol...soon your house will be filled with things you really don't need because of ur frequent visit to her shop just so you can see her.

i had to laugh out loud after i read your Post

MhizzAJ:
HML to them
But must they do pre-wedding photo shoot...Can't they just get married in peace

what are you trying to imply? Are they any less human than the others doing the pre wedding photo shoot?

wHyyyyyyyyyY:
onila stop this

makydebbie:
Firstly, the girl fumbled!!

My dear, in this 21st century of perverted minds and high libidos, you don't spend a night with a guy, on the same bed for that matter!


And she has a boyfriend too, what was she expecting? That they'll sing hallelujah together? And my dear, the guy already hinted sex.

I'm not going to put the entire blame on that beastly attitude, but she should face the consequences of her actions! Every decision we make in life have consequences, whether good or bad. What was she thinking? They could've gone on an afternoon date why would she spend the night with him on his bed? My dear, few guys have that self control. Maybe she has done this risky adventure with brother John, and thought brother Mike could control himself too..

She laid her bed, she should lie on it. The guy too is wrong sha, he shouldn't have done it. But the girl too, he was doing touching body and she couldn't leave the room for him?


Phew! They should be blamed. They're adults responsible for their actions and decisions they both made.

mhmmmmmmm.... as usual, an unbiased analysis. Always making sense!

The man no grab anything jhoor

UNDERWEAR:
He has no meaning just like his monicker.

ah!!! Bro, why you wicket like dis. Ehn..?

ArchangeLucifer:
Nigerian women are greedy and self centered.

They think the world evolves around them.

They make unreasonable demands and when you fail to grant it, they can sleep with your driver just to prove a point.

They are only romantic after you buy them an iphone or send them money.

That's why we tag them fish brain because they are so easy to manipulate.

They lack the rudimentary understanding on how a relationship should work. To them, its sex & money. Finish.

They nag/complain alot, they find fault in everything, they seem to always know more than everybody else & when they get themselves in trouble, they heap it all on the man & even blame him for it.

They do not contribute in anyway to improve a man.

They think "once I can cook, wash & Bleep him, that's all."

They are pathetic.

They keep multiple sex partners.

Always go into a relationship on the presumption that she has already cheated on you. Trust me that relationship will last very long.

you are absolutely correct!

A cup can stand on that boootty without falling even if she's running

Don't waste your money like that. Give it to me as a loan and i will pay back with 10k interest. I swear!

Mariinee:
Izzit your lie?

so you want me to just stand and be looking at you like this....?

Mariinee:
Why? Izzit your virginity?

why you dey lie like this??

Mariinee:
Chaiii...you can't even tell someone ya a virgin again, they wee be asking you to swear.
Well...I'm a virgin.

if i wozz you slap ehn...

sKeetz:
A demon has just been unleashed!

Welcome to the club bro!

another recruit don sign up

purem:
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Madam yhu tell a special kind of a big lie have never heard in a long time

Nothing to back up ur lie and some mumus are believing you

Pls lie is not gud 4 ur health

see finishing

BabbanBura:
we hear, fenaralanders, come increase our life expectancy pls

sunanka ya sa ni dariya BabbanBura!!! Chai!!

MhizzAJ:
When your village people are after you nko...Why won't you go for loud wayward high maintenance girls

Queenlovely:
she is atheist

yes, i know and that is why the Lord sent to her. Pm me her number ASAP

NigerDeltan:


She too fresh to be eating snake with lala oo

If you give her to me

I promise to rename the capital of Dubai to her name

ahh!!!

Queenlovely:
I overheard some gossip saying Lalasticlala is single and I decided to present my beautiful grandkid to him. Even though as an old lady myself, I have a crush on Lalasticlala. But society frown on such relationship. Lalasticlala I hate that you should remain single.
Please here are her details below
name- Candace
school- oxford London.
Degrees and awards- works with international red cross. Well travelled. Have written 2 novels and various scientific manuscript. An avid chess player and of course super rich. Don't break her heart please.
She is a virgin

give me her phone number. I have a prophesy for her, from the Lord.

Generalcook66:
Endowed and ugly o.. Money can always make d ugly girl fresh n pretty

so you'll prefer a female version of Adams oshiomole if she's got big booty and big booby to a lady that is the exact opposite of her?

that same money can get a lady all the endowment she lacks via surgery.

NLbully:
3 inches dick boy

no mind the guy. No be him hide the the girl face, na she hid it herself. She doesn't want her face to be seen alongside nairaland's most childish member

Jupxter:
Too much heat

i don't understand what you mean

Enough of all this bull crap. Women want a guy who will bla bla bla..... is it a one way thing? They will always complain that they want a guy that is so so so.... but if we complain that they are fat, they begin to take offence.

@op, tell your girlfriend that you don't like a girl that doesn't expect you to behave like the gentleman you truly are.

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