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Therock5555:
Ever since i knew you, you always have had only one pack like your failed one track album

thedondada:
Lol I quit over 10yrs ago. No need. I ain't.going back.

wise decision. Weed is not for everybody.

sinceraconcept:
and some fools always think they're safe from unprotected sex cos they trust their girlfriend

yeah, that's a very foolish reasoning

thedondada:
@gofwane.

If you have stopped weed cool. I have also stopped for personal reasons.

That being said I never had the kind of experience you had. I was in the midst of smokers who guided my high and i trusted.

That being said weed isn't for everybody if you don't like it don't bother trying to impress anybody.

Word is enough for the wise.

It's around 6 to 7 years now since i last smoked weed.

Bullhari:
so where could her bed be found in her house? the kitchen... you need brain cleansing

twas a mistake. Secondly, you don't have to insult me before you correct me.

thedondada:
Now this is some.good weed.

abeg no tryam o if you know say you be jjc.

DeadRat:
you Drink Garri reach Me?

hmmm... bro, the level wey i dey right now in garri drinking, i can tell you whether the garri you are holding too sour or e get plenty san, san even without tasting it

bleskid:
hahaaaahahahaah

bros Garri is the answer right now. Country hard wella.

ceononi:
read the post again.

done!

I'm sorry, it was a mistake

stchinedu:

bros na how man go do we dey.

GARRI, SAVING LIVES SINCE DAYS OF ADAM AND EVE- Isaac Newton 1990-2017

DeadRat:
you No See Where She Write Under My bed?

na too much of garri don dey affect my eyes

DeadRat:
So This Is News? You Are A Dirty Girl... What Is That Doing Under Your Bed? i Am Sure It Is Condom... How Did That Find Its Way From Kitchen To bedroom

where was it mentioned that it was in her bedroom that he saw the exhibit

This is a very delicate issue. I don't blame the guy sha because ladies of nowadays are professionals when it comes to cheating and double dating

MufasaRebirth:
Why

why what??

I don't see anything extra ordinary in his comments. Though i have to admit he's intelligent and doesn't indulge in the childish behaviour exhibited by so many guys on nairaland. Especially that pilot wey dey fly the plane of American president.

I would have said c but i don't trust the girl and she is in another state. Always disturbing me with talks of how we should get married

What is she saying cos she's not making any sense to me

TheManofTomorrow:
So u mean u have no close relative that the kids can spend so time with to relive ya mom?

you won't understand.
I was in a similar situation. My grandmother raised 6 of us, grandchildren 5 of us and a cousin.
Even though my dad was alive then he never cared. Since my mum died in 2003, he became so irresponsible. All he does with his money is drinking. This was once a chief engineer in a big company, with two cars. CEOs of big were coming to BEG him to work for them cos the man was a VERY, VERY, VERY, good engineer but he refused. Like say na jazz dey do the man.

I will forever be grateful to my grandmother for the way she took care of us. It wasn't easy but she did it. She didn't allow any of our uncles to take any of us because they won't take care of us like their children

adajoe555:
Nice talk op


Always making sense. The abuse here is just too much especially in the romance section

what's his name?

Kondomatic:
She looks fvcked

honestly she looked fvcked. See how her hair scatter

Me...

Oboyyeh this op gather no be small. Coman see confirm big bress

DeadRat:
na Only Wife You See?

I no be gay naw

The wife make sense.

Ginaz:
Get a life! Everyone has a problem, yours is little compared to some. Stop bitchiiing about! There's a way to tell a story so it moves pity out of the audience but yours is moving irritability.

don't mind the mofo. Dude is always begging for money.
@op the time you spend here on nairaland would have been enough to get you a decent meal and keep your self respect intact if only you channel it towards hustling on the streets.

Do you think that you are the only one facing challenges? You are just a lazy guy. You spend your day lying on the couch and begging nairalanders for money while your mum goes out to hustle!

I find it hard to believe that you are a graduate.

The devil who love me by Davidflo
Mehn, i read, re-read, re-re-read and re-re-re-read that story!

Others were... sex as she taught me by fabiano. Boy, this guy got metaphors and punchlines

The one about an agbero (can't remember the title)

Diary of a lekki house boy by Danladiii

How i fvcked my primary four teacher and the other one about ochuko by madness

Clarion call to confusion but purity

My BFF by jennycole

All the stories written by snakie86

pocohantas:
Ahnahn, this pic will be used as meme o

when you remember all the outstanding wedding bills
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6281284_dsc0566edited2_jpeg967b0764f0674a4c8c493e3af29cf433

you wicket gaan!

BluntBoy:
What about Dasherz

no mind am. She told me that he is the greatest share holder in her friend zone

zenmaster:
Gofwane, why are you encroaching upon my babe

calm down bros, she told me that you are like a brother to her. In on words : you are the president of the guys in her friend zone

adadike281:
lol. I hope zenmaster is seeing this.

why are you allowing the devil to use you in order to put asunder in what God has already joined?

seun9303:
Oga... no forget to cc me too if you no want make buhari put mouth for our matter.

yes sir!