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Romance › Re: Its Official, Legally Binding. Court Wedding Photos Of Koko And Grace. by Gofwane(m): 5:45pm On Nov 19, 2017
Lizzdeb:
mama from village coming with friends and friends inviting friends got me smiling
na so naw... grin
Romance › Re: How I Almost Lost My Life To Weed by Gofwane(m): 5:43pm On Nov 19, 2017
virginpedro:
You don see your second.
grin grin
grin grin grin dis one na professor
Romance › Re: How I Almost Lost My Life To Weed by Gofwane(m): 12:28pm On Nov 19, 2017
Continue nah....
Romance › Re: A Girl I Met 5 Weeks Ago Said She's Pregnant For Me by Gofwane(m): 11:38am On Nov 19, 2017
dammytosh:
So you pour average of 25million sperms 4 times to make 100million and you are wondering how it is possible for 1 to work. You are mad sir.
grin grin grin lwkmd this guy no get chill oh... grin grin grin
Romance › Re: A Navy Pilot Is In Trouble After Drawing A Massive Joystick In The Sky by Gofwane(m): 11:32am On Nov 19, 2017
HarkymTheOracle:
Make dem free d pilot jare... Abi somebody cannot draw d!ck in the sky in peace again?
I tire for all this of this oversabi women. Na her type dey sabi fvck all around the hood. huh
Romance › Re: The Grocery Store Experience by Gofwane(m): 11:18am On Nov 19, 2017
I will begin to search all my pockets and pretend to be looking for my credit card but can't find it cool
Romance › Re: She Need Your Vote to win Miss Elegant please [pic] by Gofwane(m): 10:10am On Nov 19, 2017
IamArleck:
what do i get in return? embarassed
grin na so!
Megabyte too expensive these days and there is recession in the country angry

So @op what do we get in return?
Romance › Re: Its Official, Legally Binding. Court Wedding Photos Of Koko And Grace. by Gofwane(m): 10:02am On Nov 19, 2017
marisdgreat:
i can see that your brain has some expired fluid on it, you r just sounding frustrated go n look for the cause of your frustration cos i am not the one doing u
na wa oh, you get plenty time to be replying the BBB (brainless blind bat)
Romance › Re: Its Official, Legally Binding. Court Wedding Photos Of Koko And Grace. by Gofwane(m): 9:54am On Nov 19, 2017
Same type of wedding I will like to have. Not because of the cost but because of the privacy. Few selected friends and family, strictly on invitation.
Not all this church weddings that will have people all over the place. All these mama from the village will come with their friends and friends' friends and friends' friends' friends angry

As if that is not enough. During the reception, mc will call you to come and dance in the middle of the crowdhuh
Romance › Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by Gofwane(m): 8:07pm On Nov 18, 2017
I don't see anything strange in her characterhuh Nevertheless, i understand your fears
Romance › Re: Self-acclaimed Christ Sleeps With His Teenage Church Members Arrested By NSCDC by Gofwane(m): 7:04pm On Nov 18, 2017
Hmmm... free the guy jhoor. How can adults with their education fall for this kind of scam?
Nigerians with their attitudes towards religion.huh One day someone will ask such people to kill their parents and they will do it
Romance › Re: There’s So Much Humiliation A Husband Can Take Before He Reacts! by Gofwane(m): 6:17pm On Nov 18, 2017
Blackhawk01:
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy

This is superstory...
atohh, no be everybody dey swallow anything they drop, hook line and sinker angry
Romance › Re: There’s So Much Humiliation A Husband Can Take Before He Reacts! by Gofwane(m): 5:51pm On Nov 18, 2017
I stopped reading immediately i got to the part you said you called her immediately her husband left. But you said she forgot her phone at home so how did you manage to speak with her?
Romance › Re: If You Were To Chose A Nairalander To Marry, Who Would It Be? by Gofwane(m): 4:21pm On Nov 18, 2017
adadike281:
cheesy he already knows himself make I no just mention name!!!
I've always suspected you are crushing on me
Romance › Re: This Girl Unblock Me.and Followed Me Again. by Gofwane(m): 1:35pm On Nov 18, 2017
DrinkLimca:
It means she needs two mouth.
grin grin bros u bahd gan
Culture › Re: I Am Trying To Glow Up And Look Gorgeous In 2018. Help Me Please by Gofwane(m): 3:10am On Nov 18, 2017
Hati13:
Could we take privately (email)?
Haha, sharp niggaa don dey target this one grin
Romance › Re: Rep Your Birthday Here by Gofwane(m): 12:01am On Nov 18, 2017
mmaluv2:
Oshey
cheesy same here


Oshey!!!!!!!!
Romance › Re: How I Almost Lost My Life To Weed by Gofwane(m): 11:23pm On Nov 17, 2017
Ride on
Romance › Re: Nairalanders, Can U Let Ur Sex Partner, BF/GF Or Bestfrnd Shave Ur Pubic Region? by Gofwane(m): 9:56pm On Nov 17, 2017
Queenlovely:
When we are bathing he usually shaves it for me with a Gillette shaving stick. The hair would just keep itching me. Even when he is on top of me.
fat lie! You are a male claiming to be a female. Unless you are gay

Romance › Re: Nairalanders, What Will U (Man Or Woman) Do To Your Mother If She Did This To U? by Gofwane(m): 9:48pm On Nov 17, 2017
Womanpleaser:
Swerve komot here jawe

As if nah your data and phone I dey use (oloshi)
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: 5 Year Old Writes About Rape. Emotional Story by Gofwane(m): 9:41pm On Nov 17, 2017
khome:
Lol. Make them dey fool themselves
hahaha grin
Romance › Re: 5 Year Old Writes About Rape. Emotional Story by Gofwane(m): 9:01pm On Nov 17, 2017
khome:
5 years ko, foetus ni
grin grin grin i no know whether the op see us with tribal marks.

@Hannahitler, see the way i am looking ateew..........

Romance › Re: How I Made Her Fall In Love With Me by Gofwane(m): 8:29pm On Nov 17, 2017
Sheun001:
okay thanks
wink
Romance › Re: How I Made Her Fall In Love With Me by Gofwane(m): 8:24pm On Nov 17, 2017
Sheun001:
what's the meaning of cc plshuh
Carbon Copy.

Mostly used in a business letter or email for saying that a copy is being sent to the person mentioned
Romance › Re: How I Made Her Fall In Love With Me by Gofwane(m): 7:55pm On Nov 17, 2017
infant:
generalbush oledia jostico grayjonz censeakay ikbnice tommynico ololadeking Gofwane chigostic54.
present sir. Can i call Joislim and jonsyn?
Romance › Re: How I Made Her Fall In Love With Me by Gofwane(m): 7:54pm On Nov 17, 2017
pu7pl3:
Infant if you don't CC me on your next update me and yo go get better problem angry grin


Nice captivating story bro you remind me of my nigga Gofwane cheesy
yeah hommie, i feel you. Will be dropping another short true life story soon. Will definitely cc you when i start.
I just wanna clear up some issues at work cos i don't want to be dropping irregular updates.
Romance › Re: Couple Under Fire For Publishing Nudes In The Name Of Motherhood Pics! by Gofwane(m): 6:05pm On Nov 17, 2017
KAYD007:
How can people mind their business over a woman posting her pregnant nudes on the internet?

When your wife or sister gets pregnant, advise her to post her pregnant nudes so we can learn from there to mind our business.

Nonsense! angry
you don finish??
Oya go back to the cemetery you came from, find your grave, enter your cofin and lock the door. I will come and help you pour back the sand tongue
Romance › Re: I'm Beginning To Grow Fat For My Woman So I Work Out This Morning -photo by Gofwane(m): 5:59pm On Nov 17, 2017
mrMeen:
all this Hausa you de speak include me na wetin you de say
oboyyeh, the tin wey dey dere be say na able one guy wey get big head, big nose but no brain
Romance › Re: I'm Beginning To Grow Fat For My Woman So I Work Out This Morning -photo by Gofwane(m): 5:55pm On Nov 17, 2017
jamislaw:
lol ga katon hantci shi kamar shebur.
grin grin grin chaiiiiii!!!!!!!! grin grin grin
Romance › Re: I'm Beginning To Grow Fat For My Woman So I Work Out This Morning -photo by Gofwane(m): 11:27am On Nov 17, 2017
jamislaw:
Allah shirye ka, wawa kawai.
manche da dolon yaron. Katon kai da babban hanchi ama babu kwakwalwa, babu wayo.
Romance › Re: How I Made Her Fall In Love With Me by Gofwane(m): 8:38am On Nov 17, 2017
Oya, you have my full attention. So don't disappoint me @op
Romance › Re: She's Threatening Me Because I Broke Up With Her by Gofwane(m): 8:22am On Nov 17, 2017
@op, you are truly a patient man. That threat of calling her soldier-brother would have pushed me to the last limit of my patience cos i so hate it when people try to think they can bully others with soldiers.
I swear, she for chop correct skin belt so that she can go and call her brother and lead him into an ambush. Omo, i just dey vex for here wallahi angry

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