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Romance › Re: Which Is Better? Sex On The Couch, Table, Chair Or King Size Bed? by Gofwane(m): 6:08pm On Sep 30, 2022

Me, I prefer it on the roof of a 3 storey building on a very sunny Saturday.

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Romance › Re: Ladies! Can You Marry A Man Who Doesn't Care If You Bleep Other Guys??? by Gofwane(m): 5:56pm On Sep 30, 2022

kilimanjaro:
I actually know some men that don't care if their wives sleep with other guys or not.

Very rampant in Benue state.

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Romance › Re: Rules Of Dating Someone's Husband by Gofwane(m): 9:33am On Sep 30, 2022

This one na veteran in the game.

Romance › Re: Tell Me What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Madly In Love With? by Gofwane(m): 7:35am On Sep 30, 2022

Urgent 2k. Every day na "I have not eaten"

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Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Bans RTEAN In Lagos, Sets Up Caretaker Committee by Gofwane(m): 12:00am On Sep 30, 2022

Pio44:
urchins

This your Tulumbu meme na vawulence pro max. Chaii

Business › Re: See Why Loan App Operators Disgrace Most Of Their Customers by Gofwane(m): 5:25pm On Sep 29, 2022

Eniade99:
Shaming people because they owe shouldn't be the best way to recover loan. There should be some mechanism in place to recover loans. The problem is, most of the are not even registered

I think the best way to punish a defaulter is to report their bvn not calling their contacts.
That way, they won't be able to get other loans, leave the country or receive money in their accounts without settling the outstanding loan.

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Politics › Re: Aerial Photos Of Peter Obi's Visit To Jos by Gofwane(m): 3:30pm On Sep 29, 2022

*singing* God bless Plateau State, my home sweet home.

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Politics › Re: Old Woman Kneels And Prays For Peter Obi In Jos (Video) by Gofwane(m): 7:36pm On Sep 28, 2022

saintkel:
I pray so too....we all have to come out n vote....let's do our part....

I will do my part.

Politics › Re: Old Woman Kneels And Prays For Peter Obi In Jos (Video) by Gofwane(m): 7:29pm On Sep 28, 2022

4teenblaq:
Peter obi is a divine mandate!!!

I just pray he doesn't disappoint us cos all hopes are on him.
Issue is that you can't fully trust a Nigerian politician.

Romance › Re: Wife Catches Husband's Sidechic Right In Their Home (video) by Gofwane(m): 2:07pm On Sep 28, 2022

SeaTrade:
This isn't a sidechic but a brothel hoe ffs!
Some men can be really tasteless and classless..

See the type of lady he brought into his house. Damn!

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Romance › Re: I Saw This On Facebook by Gofwane(m): 1:57pm On Sep 28, 2022

That is one of the advantages of church wedding especially Baptist Church.

You will mandated to conduct series of tests before the wedding.

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Sports › Re: Protester Sets Arm On Fire On Court Ahead Of Rogers Federer's Farewell (video) by Gofwane(m): 11:38pm On Sep 24, 2022

superCleanworks:
which one be this again? when will wahala finish?

Even after rapture, wahala no go end. Especially in this we obodo naija.

Politics › Re: 73-Year-Old Woman Challenges Tinubu And Atiku To A Walk In Abuja by Gofwane(m): 8:17pm On Sep 24, 2022

Corridon:
What concerns Lagos with Abuja rally? When will Tinubu grant a live TV interview?

"Hand dey shake, legs dey shake, papa piss for clothe him dey shout emilokan"

Abeg, na for radio I hear this lyrics oh.

Politics › Re: 73-Year-Old Woman Challenges Tinubu And Atiku To A Walk In Abuja by Gofwane(m): 8:08pm On Sep 24, 2022

RZArecta:
Why do you bloggers like talking too much in your videos ? It's too disgusting

Very annoying. Most times, they even loop it.
Thought I was the only one that observed it.

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Politics › Re: I Finally Carried Out My Social Experiment - Lagos PPRO, Ben Hundeyin by Gofwane(m): 9:08am On Sep 23, 2022

PlayerMeji:
Good...Hundeyin for President!

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Celebrities › Re: Khloe Kardashian Shows The World Her Son For The First Time (pictures) by Gofwane(m): 6:44pm On Sep 22, 2022

MrBrownJay1:
child will look like her naural self without the plastic surgery...aka (if in doubt, Khloe is the chubby one on the left side):

Chaii! That picture was dank as fvck

Romance › Re: Is Nairaland Under Some Sort Of Phising Attack Lately?[picture] by Gofwane(m): 1:04pm On Sep 22, 2022

4teenblaq:
This website is already in mess but the owner is on twitter dragging peter obi and his supporters instead of him to work on his website

The guy doesn't behave like a techie. By now we should have been able to post videos directly on this site, have predictive search, nice emojis, gifs and other latest features. But no, we won't have it because the owner na real bakauye huh

Romance › Re: Dirty Mind: What Do You See? by Gofwane(m): 12:20pm On Sep 22, 2022

kingw:
They are not dancing at all why is the stick figure head not joined to the body ,this is clearly a woman and not the case of dirty mind

Abi nah. The stick no get neck.

Crime › Re: Ummita & Chinese Lover: Untold Story Of Kano’s Deadly Love Affair by Gofwane(m): 12:15pm On Sep 22, 2022

JONNYSPUTE:
.... No they relocated from Sokoto to Kano in 2007.Not when she was born. The girl was born in Sokoto.

Ok, I get it now. Thanks for the clarification

Crime › Re: Ummita & Chinese Lover: Untold Story Of Kano’s Deadly Love Affair by Gofwane(m): 12:05pm On Sep 22, 2022

So she was born in 2007, married, even divorced and dead already?
By my calculation, she should be around 15 years. Na wah oh. She really lived fast.

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Romance › Re: Leg Chain And Lesbianism by Gofwane(m): 7:04pm On Sep 21, 2022

I think it is based on location and culture. Over here, it's a coded signal that "I am available for Hook up"

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Caught Your Parents In The Act? by Gofwane(m): 6:58pm On Sep 21, 2022

2times2:
Dude... Dah yaear, I used to stare at my mom like 'hey bitch'... lol

Me, I admit I am a very bad sinner but you are on another level.
Oboyyeh!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Can I Tell My Boss That I Want To Quit by Gofwane(m): 6:38pm On Sep 21, 2022

Slynation:
Modified : But ehh, Amadioha thunder ft Sango will strike the Mod that push this to FP, imagine question since 2018 The mod must be very high on erujeje...!!

Mod was in comma. He just woke up.

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Celebrities › Re: WhiteMoney Signs Deal With Banky W's EME Management Company (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 6:35pm On Sep 21, 2022

BigDawsNet:
Grammy Loading

Grammy in maggi's cooking show?
The guy looks like one guy we dey cook sweet indomie for my street.
Be like say na him gan-gan.

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Family › Re: My Brothers Wife Sends Him on errands.. please help by Gofwane(m): 6:27pm On Sep 21, 2022

mariahAngel:
To be honest, your brother's wife disrespected her husband by sending him on such an errand in your presence.
She belittled her own husband.
Couples should learn to treat each other with respect, especially in front of others.
Show others how to respect your spouse.

Op, as much as it hurt you to see that, try to stay out of it. It is their business.
Also, that should not stop you from respecting your elder brother.

So we still have sensible and objective ladies here?
And I someone once referred to you as a good cook.
Your type is rare.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Cant Understand Students Plight Because He Didnt Go To University -sowore by Gofwane(m): 6:17pm On Sep 19, 2022

All this your speech na cappings to Buhari. That niqqur has a heart of stone that doesn't compromise.

If you like protest from now till eternity, he will do what is on his mind. He has succeeded in becoming the president and carving a dreadful reputation for himself. I doubt if the next president will have the balls to probe Bubu.

Romance › Re: Help!!! I Was Scammed Today. Can I Get The Money Back? by Gofwane(m): 9:34pm On Sep 17, 2022

I can help you get your money. Report the matter at Future is female central bank and get your money back

Werey.

Politics › Re: Man Who Trekked For Buhari In 2015, Now Trekking With APC Coffin by Gofwane(m): 9:12pm On Sep 17, 2022

Buhari deserves an award for resetting Nigerians' brain.

Suffering pro max personified cheesy

I just hope that the next one is not pro-pro max

Romance › Re: Lady Issues A Warning To Her Ex-boyfriend From A Shrine by Gofwane(m): 10:08am On Sep 17, 2022

Lucky na bad guy. See as e don turn this one to a bitter feminist. Later she go come nairaland begin attack men dey shout the future is female.

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