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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Davido Fight On Social Media Overnight by Gofwane(m): 6:40am On Apr 30
I don't blame any of them.
I blame people like op that make them relevant.
To me, this artists are like any other person - nothing special!

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Politics / Re: Which State Has The Worst History Of Governors? by Gofwane(m): 8:36pm On Apr 28
You see kogi, that's on a whole new level.

I've never seen dumber backward people like kogi people - especially in lokoja. Very angry and violent people.
Their government are looting them dry and instead of fighting them back, they are busy fighting outsiders trying to bring development into the state.
Food / Re: How I Spent My Day; Food by Gofwane(m): 3:54am On Feb 25
BBIA:



I can imagine the joy you get anytime your husband allows you to have a little suya out lof the ones he has prepared to go and sell at night. cool

grin
Business / Re: US Dollar Supply Surges By 51% In Forex Market As Naira Records Gain by Gofwane(m): 6:45pm On Feb 22
My question is, is it going to reflect on the current price of commodities?
Food / Re: Many Nigerians Can No Longer Afford Beer - NB CEO, Hans Essaadi by Gofwane(m): 8:09am On Feb 20
Coolsperm:
Even some of us Yoruba Muslims that drinks small small can no longer afford it
grin
Business / Re: Chinese 'Sharprite' Store Opens Right Opposite 'Shoprite' In SA (PICS) by Gofwane(m): 1:48pm On Feb 19
South Africans will soon burn that place down πŸ˜‚
Politics / Re: FG Can’t Continue To Subsidise Electricity β€” Power Minister, Adebayo Adelabu by Gofwane(m): 9:10pm On Feb 14
ADELABU 😳
The name sounds like local draw soup πŸ˜‚

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Food / Re: Oyinbo Opens Buka In Lagos, Abule Egba by Gofwane(m): 2:32am On Jan 24
talk2hb1:
The Hustle is real, Sapa Bien Merci (Sapa please show mercy)
This one na sapa french πŸ˜‚
Romance / Re: Old Man Shows Off Amazing Dance Steps With Old Woman At An Event (Photos, Video) by Gofwane(m): 9:24am On Jan 22
This YouTubers with their annoying long talks before letting us enjoy videos 😑
Just talk a little and STFU.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Gofwane(m): 7:18am On Jan 14
mexxy1:


Sure about that?
πŸ˜‚
Foreign Affairs / Re: Qassem Suleimani: At Least 20 Killed In Blasts Near Grave Of IRGC Commander. by Gofwane(m): 4:03am On Jan 04
Tetraozonaitera:
grin

Happy new year

We celebrated with Bangers, they with Bomb.

weyrey πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Celebrities / Re: Portable In London For His Tour After UK Embassy Denied His Wife Visa by Gofwane(m): 4:02pm On Nov 25, 2023
myners007:
Check out his knees
Oboyyeh, you people get Sharp eyes oh πŸ˜†
I no even notice am!
Travel / Re: An All-Female Pilot Crew Crashed The U.S Navy Spy Plane In The Sea (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 6:58am On Nov 22, 2023
BadMaster:
I bet they were busy making TikTok or Instagram videos when they crashed the plane 🀣
πŸ˜‚ My stomach oh πŸ˜‚
Pets / Re: Dubai-Based Businessman And His Pet Lions by Gofwane(m): 6:33pm On Nov 21, 2023
Food2000:
Nice, till he bite am


Please who knows any loan app that can assist me to repay over a period of 8 months like 50k am a student want to use it for accommodation
Pls quote me if you know
Try Sokoloan cool
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide Over Inability To Payback A Business Loan by Gofwane(m): 9:50am On Nov 13, 2023
grin
May God forgive me for laughing. But those Erujeje bottles on the floor really cracked me up.
Education / Re: Madonna University Student Expelled For Joining 'Ceiling Challenge' (Video) by Gofwane(m): 8:26pm On Nov 10, 2023
Old news. I think nairaland is really lagging behind.

Some of us on the telegram channel that was created from nairaland because of all your nonsenses here have seen that news long ago.

You need to see the updates posted there.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Long Does It Take Get Feedback After Interviews by Gofwane(m): 1:59pm On Nov 10, 2023
I have worked in three different companies and I got hired right after all three interviews.
They just asked me " when do you think you can start"?

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Travel / Re: If You Were To Get Second Africa Citizenship, Which Country Will It Be? by Gofwane(m): 8:33pm On Nov 03, 2023
Tanzania.
I like the name and it's a perfect place for me to hide and enjoy my loot since I hardly hear anything about them in the news.

That's if I'm a politician o 😳
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Gofwane(m): 7:03pm On Nov 03, 2023
Halcyon123:
Finally,craving satisfied
Gwote pate any which one them call am
Kai!
Just had to comment.
I so missed this food.


Back then in Jos, I hated it. But now, πŸ˜‹
Health / Re: Ewere Onyekpe: UK Authorities Punish Nigerian Doctor Over Sex With Patient by Gofwane(m): 4:12pm On Oct 21, 2023
KillIgbohoN0W:
Since when did it become illegal to have sex?
Not at work and on duty nah.
Romance / Re: Groom & His Mother-In-Law Dance While His Bride Watches (Video) by Gofwane(m): 4:09pm On Oct 21, 2023
Milf things πŸ˜‚.
If you know, you know.

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Business / Re: LAPO Launches The Lapoxpress Promo Season2 - Become A Millionaire With Just N10k by Gofwane(m): 3:56pm On Oct 21, 2023
The mod that pushed this post to front page is a psycho I swear πŸ˜‚ . The werey just want to gather comments for personal laughs πŸ˜†

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Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Shares "Biafra Liberation Army" Video by Gofwane(m): 12:37am On Oct 13, 2023
Administration1:


Next you'll see his body just with boxers and of course ...dead
🀣
Career / Re: How Can You Cope With A Nice But Anger Issue Boss? by Gofwane(m): 4:15pm On Oct 12, 2023
Just learn the job, be the very best in it that they can't do without you after then when kasala burst, scatter ground.
I remember when I burst Abbey mouth at work because of a disagreement and they gave me 2 weeks suspension. 3 days later, they sent driver with oga motor to come pick me up at home cos machine spoiled and no one knows how to fix it. That was the end of the suspension.
PS: it worked for me, might not work for you oh.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Palestinians Say Israeli Planes Dropped Flyers Warning Them To Evacuate by Gofwane(m): 3:30pm On Oct 12, 2023
Some people just like wahala in this life. Israel was just sitting jejely on its own and you decided to go price their market just because body dey itch you.
There will be innocent casualties on both sides but I bet you Palestine go collect Γ—10.
Romance / Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Gofwane(m): 3:19pm On Oct 12, 2023
Jesterinjay:
abeg no put this thing for my mind
No mind me brotherly you shouldn't rule out the possibility of a few decent ones. But wetin my Koro Koro eyes don see ehn, too many shii girls dey do with their mouth. Some even go to Dubai to do potty (Arab men poo in their mouth for a fee).
Romance / Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Gofwane(m): 3:17pm On Oct 11, 2023
Don't know if I'm the only one that hates kissing. I find it hard to kiss. My mind will just be telling me "do you know how many d!cks and cum don enter this mouth" ? shocked

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Business / Re: FOREX Crisis: Naira Plunges To 1,025/$, Job Losses, Factory Shutdown Loom by Gofwane(m): 9:15am On Oct 11, 2023
Even blackwood, that ogogoro is now #200 this morning!
Romance / Re: My Nigerian Babe Refused To Collect The Money I Gave To Her by Gofwane(m): 7:32am On Oct 11, 2023
CooldipoMPS:
grin


proud of her, she must be from Ekiti, home of the well mannered wink
I doubt so. She's trying to make the niqqur comfortable so she can cash out big time grin
I might be wrong though shocked

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Pretty Oyinbo (white) Girlfriend (pics/video) by Gofwane(m): 6:51pm On Oct 04, 2023
Zonefree:

When was the last time you bought chicken with your money?

You wey aboki maisha dey lash for back of truck for night. undecided
oboyyeh πŸ˜‚
Politics / Re: Food Prices Jump By 31%, Says NBS by Gofwane(m): 6:52am On Sep 28, 2023
Bluntguy:
How I miss Goodluck Jonathan.
He and Yar'Γ dua made a perfect combo.

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Romance / Re: I Will Give Everybody On Nairaland #1000 by Gofwane(m): 5:27am On Sep 22, 2023
I will use it to buy 3 bottles of black wood, 3 sticks of bohem and 4 pieces of kpomo.
I'm just tired and over thinking these days. I need to nor-nor maybe my brain will stop overeating

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