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Binspector:
I do.

Haha. You are an honest corrupt police man.

Sirpc:
Hope u are now fully recovered from the torn rotator cuff?

Not fully recorvered. Just managing it. Was told it would require surgery to fully correct it.
Thanks for asking.

saphiere:
Let he without a sin cast the stone first.

from your comments, you always seem to be like an old hag with k-legs trying to infest young bannies with men-hating bitterness.
I could be wrong though.

*Pun intended.

Axis313:

The way you guys are mentioning "Seun" up and down,our own Seun Osewa will just be seeing mention all over his nairaland account not knowing say na "Seun Kuti" be the topic.

I never comment on this issue but let me also mention ' Seun '.

pocohantasgspot:
He looks like Chris Ngige

Oboyyeh, this your moniker got me laughing out loud. You people dey ment. The other day, I saw Seunosewapenis

pocohantasgspot:
He looks like Chris Ngige

Oboyyeh, this your moniker got me laughing out loud. You people dey ment. The other day, I saw Seunosewapenis

This whole insecurity issue in igbo land is begining to look personal; you see someone doing better than you, you just kill them or burn down their means of livelihood. If not, why attack your tribesmen under the guise of fighting the federal government? No be kolo be that?

Mpukurumiri. Too bad

Dshocker:
Mugu, it seems you are a guy, tolling as a jobless fella.

Someone once said the op is the same person as obamamessi; a notorious jobless troll. I think it's true.

Oboyyeh! This op is on another planet.

N3TRAL:
We appreciate the good thoughts of the Federal Government of Nigeria for making plans for the poor people who will be most vulnerable to the crucial policy change.

Kudos to the Proactive Federal Government! It's a pleasure they didn't plan to be reactive after lessons of previous economic crises.

how much were you paid to make this post?

Dey play. His 1 will soon enter your 0 Dey play. His 1 will soon enter your 0

I once watched a documentary about cigarettes addiction and its pandemic, in Malaysia, I think.
The narrator was like: "THIS IS OMAR, HE IS 5 YEARS OLD, HE LOVES TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND HE LOVES TO SMOKE" Oboyyeh, I almost fainted!
Omar was chilling in his father's sitting room with the interviewer and puffing away a stick of cigarettes in one hand, a spare packet and a spark lighter in the other.

His mum was like: "anytime he asks for his cigarettes and we don't give him, he cries and becomes very violent. So we just give him"
I kukuma fainted ;-D

It's best to not even try smoking if you like yourself cos quiting ain't easy o. That's my advice.
...It got so bad that me and my guy once visited a herbalist in search of solution for cigarettes addiction.
Baba said he will give us a powder prepared from cat to give our girlfriends to use prepare food for us. According to him, after eating that food, anywhere we percieve the smell of cigarettes and stayed in that place for up to a minute, na to begin vomit straight up. Omo, we pick race and decided to quit naturally cos those conditions were too extreme for us at that time.

That was in 2012. This is 2023 and man still dey blow cigar though not much like then. We never fit still quit naturally.

These ones are definitely not Nigerian CHICKS. See as everywhere and everything clean and soft.

The modafvcker started going through my stuffs, even went to my dustbin and start going through the thrash. He saw ciggaretes stubs and had the guts to ask me "so you dey smoke sigar"
I change am for am instantly cos we are not that close and he wasn't even a welcomed visitor in the first place.

kamez:
palm-oil company or groundnut oil company?

Lol, oil na oil nah. But na Lubricants (engine oil) company.

No love from my company. The eediots are yet to even pay january salary. And na oil company o.

Na garri and salt I just sip since morning.

mykymyk101:
See hin charcoal lips.

Effect of bush burning

Omihanifa:
How rapist dey take enjoy the act sef? What's the pleasure in nacking a girl under duress

To me, it's a mental disorder. I like to lie down and kiss my joint while a lady ride me to cum. Tell me, how rape wan take sweet someone like me?

This couple, especially the lady be acting like crack heads.

Nobody in their right senses should take them serious unless they are also crack heads. But we all know that NL mods likes to promote nonsenss. What does that make the mods?
Do the math.

Highest I've done is 130 km/h. I no wan die nonesenss death.
Nigerian roads no good sef.

Honestly, 2022 was my worse year ever. I have become a shadow of myself and even diagnosed with high blood pressure due to over thinking.

Today is new year and I am just here on the couch with an empty stomach.
I sha still thank God for not killing myself cos at a point, I once nursed the idea of slicing my wrist and dying slowly, peacefully.

May this year be better than last for us all.

Lade25:
I just recently got paid from a proceeding of one of my books on Amazon and I decided to spend it now. How can I spend this money?

write another book and cashout before the giveaway so that we too go cashout bigtime.

Thanking God for sparing my life from all the wahala wey boku for we obodo naija - especially sapa.
I have been on nairaland for almost 9 years and have never begged but omoh, this year, I begged o. Thanks to guys like seatrade, anonymous1900, and one other unidentified person that rescued me.
Your 2023 shall be greater than 2022.

I pray that as I continue to husle, God will also bless me to bless others.

"I was staring at the stars seeing UFOs, I was high (very high" @Op story just reminded me of the above line by Roddy Ricch.

Relocate only and if you truly want to. Don't relocate because you feel targeted in your current location.

Witches, wizards and haters dey everywhere. Dem go still enter their jet come meet you anywhere you dey for this earth.

Dem fly go meet one guy for UK and dem deport him black asss back to base for killing a parrot in UK. No be juju be that?
That news hit nairaland front page.

Them suppose name this one DICK CANNON

You people will just drink your ogogoro and come to nairaland to start disturbing us with your cock n bull stories.
Abeg, comot body before I put am for your body wotowoto

Me, since I work in a plastic company, I kukuma carried a plastic can I use to fetch borehole water every 2 days at work.

I can't be buying drinking water every 2 days.