₦airaland Forum

freemanq:
Since the north has gotten their own oil can we plz go our separate ways,?

That doesn't seem fair to me.

So after chopping Niger Delta oyel money together, the North should go and chop their own alone?

I'm from the north btw.

Eating hot suya and blasting Travis Scott, on good earphones after smoking some good joints and vodka on friday nights. The pleasure dey take me to heaven back then before things come dabaru.

May God rescue us from this current hardship cos man suppose dey jolly every weekend after a very stressfull week at work.

Like play, like play, this girl don ripe

People are really going through a lot.

Few weeks ago, I began to understand why some people commit suicide. Hell, I even nursed the idea of slicing my wrist and quitely bleeding out just to end it.

I was in pains and in a far away state and none of my family member I reached out to cared. I was like, maybe I should just end it all to ease the pains and shame cos I had to rely on the kindness of neighbours to survive.

MajorGain:
The story no clear... The same venue the friend said does not exist was the same place he drove past and saw cult boys?

I was about to ask op the same question. Thanks for saving me the stress.

Op, come and answer our question.

Honestly with the type of girls we have these days, only a few will be lucky to find good wives. That's why I feel bad each time I see my married friends cheat on their wives who are girls of this generation, hard working, industrious and family oriented.

oxiide22:
go to that babalawo n seek help

ok.

iLegendd:
Is that what she's saying? I didn't bother reading all her numerous mentions. I don't take her seriously, hence I care less of what she says.

I used to think she's a sensible and happy woman like poccòhantas. She has lost it.

I place 0 value and 0 respect on her words.

Happy sunday

Graceunlimitedd:
if na guyman be that you go say you no get money

See me wey don turn to beggy beggy for days now just for me to go change the dressings on my shoulder but no show.
I don sha loose the whole bandage comot by myself.

ps: I have 1,100 mtn I can sell in exchange for cash if anyone is willing to help me out. 07082881696

How much?

Carcholce:
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You must have contributed to what killed him.
.

My oga sir, I have 1k mtn. Please help me buy it so I can attend to my health.

Been begging on nairaland days and no show.

Nigeria is so hard right now that I sometimes think dead people have finally found peace.

iLegendd:
Both are good.

Afternoon Ilegendd. Me I am just quoting you to seek for your help.
I have been on treatment for a shoulder injury for almost a month now and things are really hard for me as I have been the one paying for my treatment cos it was not work related. I had to beg here on nairaland last week cos I couldn't even go for my treatment till Anonymous1900 (God bless him) helped me out.

I know we have had our differences in the past so tey you used my comment in one of your write ups (Don't know you still recall. I sha later apologised and still apologising)

Please if you can, kindly help a bro with a little token so I can go out and get something to eat because right, I have not had anything since last night.

Should you decide to help, this is my account and phone number. 8090881018 Gofwan c E. Fcmb.

07082881696. Thanks bro.

Things are really not easy. If anyone ever told me I would be this helpless to the point of begging on nairaland, I wouldn't have believed it.

Couldn't even afford 500 transport fare to go for my injury dressing today.

Please kind nairanders, help me out with anything so I can sort out the sapa that is hitting me right now.

8090881018 Gofwan c E. Fcmb

Thank you.

Magnoliaa:
Amen, brother.

Keep your seat-belt buckled just in case. But I hope you'll still be around to come and enjoy yourself if this ever spills outside Nairaland.

May it not spill outside nairaland. If you can, please make your peace with ilegendd.
Even me, I have made my peace with him.

Chai! 5 pages of pure undiluted vawulence and I read everything?
God, please heal my shoulder fast so I can resume work. Idleness no be beans.

What of we wey dey use small phone?

Arghh!!! My chest o! Why, why, why?
One of my favorite trappers gone in a flash?
My neigbours no go sleep tonight cos I go blast migos tonight till dawn.

Even Quavo and Offset will console me if they see me right now.

So I was at home today nursing a shoulder injury and because of the pains and sapa to go for daily dressings of armpit rashes caused by bandages and foams tied around the shoulder, I decided to smoke a joint with one of my neigbours that I rarely talk to, just to numb the PAIN.
After the joint, I went back to my room and laid down. That was when the trips kicked in.

I was like " shebi na shoulder PAIN make you go smoke like this, what about people wey dem know say na bastards dem be? As in dem no know der true papa and neighbours go dey judge dem as CHILD OR CHILDREN OF A TRUE HOE"

How do you cope with such a pain cos I just realised my shoulder pain is physical but I think emotional pain is sometimes way more painful.

Chai!!! Abeg, na which kind weed I go smoke like this

Urheadmaster:



Main looking at Tinubu, you'll know that is signing is death warrant

Oboyyeh, na emilokan you dey yab like this?

DaddyCK:
There u go: (check out my thread)

https://www.nairaland.com/7394267/ngn30000-30k-tansferred-correct-answer



NGN30,000 (30k) to be tansferred for the Correct Answer?


Sweet hat calm down
Clearly u one of the hungry homebase nairalanders starving for ornarrrry 5k (5k I give to Street beggggars everday). I bet u belif the 5k will shsnge yorvlife. Anyways Am a big boy & am paying out 30k (NGN 30,000 naira) tomorrow (WATCH). ..talk to me nice & u will get a shance for me to shange yor life completely starting wot 200k..but first, u will need to adres me has SIR!!(no oofencsse)

You are funny in a weird manner. NO OOFENCSSE

PlayMaker14:
You welcome bro...
Remain blessed.

Remain blessed too brother.

@PlayMaker14, I really want to thank you for your help. Anonymous1900 came through for me. May God bless you for what you did.
Thanks alot brother.

God will bless richly @Anonymous1900 i just saw the alert. I really appreciate you from the depth of my heart.
May you never be in want.
Thanks a lot.

Anonymous1900:
Whats the name on the account?

Evening sir. Trust your day was ok. Been trying to mention you with my account details since morning as you instructed yesterday. I don't know if you eventually saw my mentions.

Here's my details should you still need it. 0107412972 GOFWAN C E. Gtb.

Thank you.

Good day sir. I have been begging all day yesterday on nairaland for help but none till now.

It's a long story but to make it short, I am in a tight spot but happen to have access to 1,500 mtn or airtel.
I don't know if you have the means and will be kind enough to buy it at the cash equivalent so I can attend to my need at the moment.

If you could just quote me with your last 4 digits, preferred network and text me on 07082881696, I will forward your number to my vendor to send you the card then text my account details.
Please assist a bro if you could.
Thanks for your time.

cc money121

Please nairanders, help a brother even if it is 1k.
I can't afford to miss my physiotherapy session today again.

I was among the lucky ones anonymous1900 picked but I'm yet to receive it and it is almost time for my session.
0107412972 GOFWAN C E. Gtb

Thanks

Birthday wishes to you bro.

Kobojunkie:
Billions of people, many of who don't even believe in anything else but self, also go out in the morning and come back in the evening intact, who should they thank for that? Themselves?

Are you operating under some delusion that if you don't send this "thank you" message to whatever it is you believe in, somehow it will cease all mercies and cause you to become deformed, disease-riddled, or something along those lines? Is that the drive behind this so-called sermon of yours?

I think you missed my point. The message was clearly directed at those who believed in whom or whatever.
If you don't believe in anything, then the sermon wasn't for you.

Hope you get my point.

@ Anonymous1900 I'm yet to see it. Here's my account details incase you require it again or need to verify. 0107412972 Gofwan C E. Gtb

thanks