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Travel › Re: If You Travel By Air A Lot, Beware Of Over Friendly Chatty Seat Neighbours. by Gofwane(m): 10:36pm On Sep 16, 2022
MrRhymes101:
Lol drugs in her handbag? Even people wey d hide the drugs for belle they still d catch them.
Landed at the airport and just starts running? Even Jackie Chan no fit outrun airport security.
This story no clear...
grin The story is a poem or an African proverbs for international travelers.
Sports › Re: David Beckham In Tears As He Pays His Respects To Queen Elizabeth II (Video) by Gofwane(m): 10:19pm On Sep 16, 2022
UrPapa:
Sugar mummy is gone
If you know you know
grin Oboyyeh, so many psychos on this forum.
Foreign Affairs › Re: UK Publishes Names Of Dead Nigerians With Unclaimed Estates, Assets by Gofwane(m): 10:12pm On Sep 16, 2022
grin Familiar name

Another familiar name on the list is Victor Adedapo Olufemi Fani-Kayode, who is alleged to have died on August 15, 2001, in Birmingham, with the Birmingham City Council identified as the informant. grin
Events › Re: Woman Serves Guests Herbal Mix-(agbo Jedi),at A Party In UK by Gofwane(m): 6:26pm On Sep 15, 2022
It could be used for something else and this yorugba demon isn't taking it for tummy or pile issues.

Romance › Re: Funny Monikers: Don't Spoil The Fun by Gofwane(m): 10:51pm On Sep 14, 2022
Rozross:
I swear this is the funniest � that person must be crazy
Almost fainted the first day I saw it.
Romance › Re: Funny Monikers: Don't Spoil The Fun by Gofwane(m): 8:18pm On Sep 14, 2022
What of "SeunOsewaPenis"
Chai!!!!
Romance › Re: My Experience In abia (picture ) by Gofwane(m): 7:34am On Sep 14, 2022
The vawulence cooking here no be play.
Phones › Re: Which Network Data Plan Lasts Longer? by Gofwane(m): 8:13pm On Sep 13, 2022
I think Airtel data bundles are good and cheap enough.
3k for 10gig and another 10 gig as bonus plus 4gig YouTube night with good internet speed is worth it.

My opinion.
Romance › Re: Funny Experience From Way Back,share Yours. by Gofwane(m): 5:45pm On Sep 12, 2022
This seatrade na real funny and adventurous guy. I always enjoy your threads.
I greet you sir.
Crime › Re: Hushpuppi Emerges ‘Best Bathroom Cleaner In Prison' – Begs judge For Mercy by Gofwane(m): 7:10pm On Sep 08, 2022
squash47:
No reason am o. Na big boys prison he dey.
Oboyyeh, prison na prison. I remember lockdown period, na that time I appreciate your right to go out at your will
Romance › Re: The Mod That Banned Me by Gofwane(m): 9:04pm On Sep 02, 2022
dontrulee:
You people are mad and you don't have work to do. cheesy grin
What hunger cannot cause doesn't exist. Me too, I was in sapa mode, that's how I found myself on a thread of psychos beefing each other.
Chai!
Romance › Re: See How One Of The Advocates Of The Entitled Slay Queens Got Served { Picture } by Gofwane(m): 6:38pm On Sep 02, 2022
They will just open mouth waaaahh and begin to spill rubbish without thinking. See how she drag her old man into the vawulence.
Family › Re: Stop Having Sex In The Presence Of Your Kids — Lady Advises Nigerian Parents by Gofwane(m): 7:56pm On Aug 31, 2022
Kajaard:
Lol cheesy grin cheesy

Please tell this to those people living in a one room apartment cheesy
They always think they are doing it codedly, not knowing that junior is watching live mojo.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Celebrates Bishop Matthew Kukah’s Devotion To Public Good by Gofwane(m): 5:12pm On Aug 30, 2022
Tochj:
So you know that Kukah is a real Bishop when you package Agbado Bishops.
Chai, vawulence pro max.
Politics › Re: Zulum Emerges 2022 'Best Governor Of The Year' By Leadership Excellence Awards by Gofwane(m): 2:30pm On Aug 30, 2022
StagethemTVee:
He is good, his people love him, and has a beautiful daughter too.
Chai! You had to bring his daughter into this?
Oboyyeh, you be legend for womanizing.
Politics › Re: Mele Kyari: Nigeria Will Stop Importing Petroleum Products By Mid-2023 by Gofwane(m): 2:17pm On Aug 30, 2022
Me, I don't trust anything that comes out of the mouth of bearing the name KYARI.
Politics › Re: Gunmen Attack Isaac Fayose, Vehicle Destroyed (Pictures) by Gofwane(m): 1:55pm On Aug 30, 2022
skyoboy:
I try to check where I can call safe in Nigeria, but I can’t categorically mention anywhere.
May be you should relocate to Jigawa. I rarely see that state in the news.
Just know that no beer or olosho joints and be ready to wear kaftan grin
Celebrities › Re: Tekashi 6ix9ine's Girlfriend Arrested For Domestic Violence After Fight In Miami by Gofwane(m): 8:51am On Aug 30, 2022
theTranslator:
lol
Dumbo
Yen yen yen. You are just an unrepentant snitch. Admit it dicckhead.
Celebrities › Re: Tekashi 6ix9ine's Girlfriend Arrested For Domestic Violence After Fight In Miami by Gofwane(m): 1:43am On Aug 30, 2022
theTranslator:
if you were in his position you'll also snitch

Anyone will snitch

Get tha fuucck outta here with your self deciet
bitchh asss snitch. Fucckers like you would gladly snitch on your momma to common olopa.
Celebrities › Re: Tekashi 6ix9ine's Girlfriend Arrested For Domestic Violence After Fight In Miami by Gofwane(m): 10:03pm On Aug 29, 2022
He deserves worse. He a fvcking snitch.
Crime › Re: Man Laments As Prostitute He Carried Stole Diamond Earrings, Chain & Passport by Gofwane(m): 12:41pm On Aug 28, 2022
alizma:
Dumb girl, they are never satisfied. Imagine stealing the guy's passport, of what use to her is the passport biko?
Dumb farm tool thought she could use it to japa.
Romance › Re: Virginity Is A Blessing by Gofwane(m): 1:03pm On Aug 27, 2022
When buying a car, milage is very important. The number of previous drivers is not important. If you know, you know.
Romance › Re: Should I Allow Her Stay In My House Or Say No by Gofwane(m): 5:44pm On Aug 26, 2022
silvoclaira:
Well....
Your mood now is to allow her stay no matter what advice you get here...
Right now, his gbola charges don overtake his brain. So, no comment.
Travel › Re: Mack Rutherford: 17-Year-Old Pilot Becomes Youngest To Fly Around The World Solo by Gofwane(m): 5:41pm On Aug 25, 2022
treatise:
They expected him to land in zamfara airport
Where bandits will welcome him with RPG or kidnap his 17 year old pilot asss.
Chai! Naija don spoil kpata-kpata.
Travel › Re: Mack Rutherford: 17-Year-Old Pilot Becomes Youngest To Fly Around The World Solo by Gofwane(m): 5:29pm On Aug 25, 2022
Healthrelatedjo:
This guy no come 9ja
If na you nko? Shey you wan fly where edo pilots and buhari dey?
Politics › Re: Atiku Heads For London In Last-Ditch Effort To Woo Wike by Gofwane(m): 9:30pm On Aug 24, 2022
Cantonese:
Why do they always fly to Europe, Dubai, USA to hold meetings about pressing issues in their country?

Do those nationals come to Nigeria to discuss their national matters?


OBIdience is very important please.
Nigeria is like a toilet and nobody goes to a toilet to discuss.
Crime › Re: Fetish Items Discovered In Lady's Room In Uyo by Gofwane(m): 6:11pm On Aug 24, 2022
Set awon FUTURE IS FEMALE. Chai!
Foreign Affairs › Re: British Soldiers Told To Get Ready For War Against Russia, Warn Loved Ones (Pics by Gofwane(m): 6:18pm On Aug 22, 2022
Babtunz:
No sane human would want to experience war.
You are right but the world is run by greedy psychos and to them, war is economy.
Politics › Re: Shettima Trends Over Outfit He Wore To The NBA Colloquium In Lagos (pictures) by Gofwane(m): 6:00pm On Aug 22, 2022
It would have been better if he came naked than dressing that way.
No cap, he looked like a clown that came to amuse kids in an amusement park. See as neck tie be like dog gbola.
Chaii!
Romance › Re: Xvideos Is Offline by Gofwane(m): 6:43pm On Aug 20, 2022
lifenija:
it working now but already watch from other site. Weird thing gay session was working not d straight one at that moment
Chaii!! Grand patron. I greet you well, well.
Oboyehh. . .
Romance › Re: Top 10 Prettiest Women On Nairaland (2022) by Gofwane(m): 5:54pm On Aug 18, 2022
For me, it's Selinabrown and Bitterleafsoup. Chaii! They are like brackets. I no even know who to chose.
They too fine and are not mouthy like all those bitter girls creating threads up and down.
Romance › Re: What Did You Learn From Your Last Relationship? by Gofwane(m): 6:36pm On Aug 17, 2022
A lady desperate for wedding is as ruthless as Buhari. She go fvck you up big time just to hook you up..

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