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When you go out in the morning and come back in the evening intact, always say a thank you prayer to whatever you believe in and honour.

So I happened to find myself in a tradomedical orthopedic centre and the type of cry and wailings I experienced from the patients especially all these Iya (yorugba word for "mother") no be here.
"boda, ejoor oh"
"mogbe oh"
"edakun" See as iya and children dey sumasault for ground and those doctors no send.

It was hilarious - I was even laughing but it got me thinking. It's something worth appreciating to whom or whatever you believe in if you are able to function well as a human cos sickness or deformity of any type no pass anybody.

@nlfpmod, @seun, @ishilove, @dominique, @etc. . . Please, push this to front page whenever you can so that my conscience will be clear that I have preached in my lifetime. Please don't let the devil use you.
Thank you

@Anonymous1900 I just saw my monicker as a beneficiary. 0107412972 Gofwan E C. Gtb.
I been don sleep go

DaddyCK:
bro i understand but why are they all acting like beggggggers? how much is 5k? I cannot even go out with 5k. 5k is what I nomaly give street begggers and here on nairaland...u see people begggin for 5k as if there life is over witout 5k (REAL TALK)

Sometimes, it's just circumstances. Even me, I had to beg yesterday. I even pleaded for anyone who could buy 1,500 recharge card in exchange for cash so I can go for my shoulder treatment session today which I eventually missed. Right now, I'm on overdose of pirinton so I can sleep and not feel the pains.
May we not find ourselves in helpless situations that will make us so desperate to the point of begging online even with our known monicker cos wahala fit come unexpectedly and nairalanders go use am against you catch cruise due to the vawulence here.
REAL TALK

DaddyCK:
^^^^another 5k beggggger .. broke church rat...keep on beggging and actin like a slave for 5k...u cheap beggggers

Haba nah mrcork, it's not easy to come out and seek for help especially on a forum like nairaland with all the vawulence. There are people who genuinely need help.

Mehn, people dey suffer for this we obodo naija O. I sha get access to 1,500 mtn or airtel I will pay for by month's end in exchange for cash so I can go for my next shoulder crying session. Abeg mention me if you could help buy it.
Thanks

I think it's basically because of how sex is now transactional.
I mean, I paid to fvck you directly or indirectly, so why pretend to be romantic when I know we just had a transaction.

PlayMaker14:
I know you and Sweetpoison22 are in need of financial assistance and you both are genuine.

I would have loved to help though, but I don't have now, but I pray Samdal help you guys.

Stay strong bro.

Thanks man

PlayMaker14:
Please bro kindly help Gofwane and Sweetpoison22.... They're in dire need.

I really don't know why you solicited on my behalf but I'm not finding it easy at the moment. I redeslocated my shoulder in an attempt at stopping a cow from running into playing kids at a buka in front of my company. God so kind, I was able to grab the cow.
Company said injury is not work-related so I have to it treat myself.
I'm doing the best I can but mehn, bone injury no be mois and e cost wella ontop say you go cry when you go for your session.
Bless you for looking out.

Being a president is more rigorous than running on a track in the name of proving a point.
You don old and it's a risk we can't take. Even Buhari is more agile than you are, yet e fall hand.

gwmlogistic:
very neat nigerian used toyota corolla
first body
everything works fine
milage 97k
asking price 2.1
location lagos
contact 08039619808

Evening sir. I really need your help if you can. I'm in dire need of 1k so I can eat this night.
This past week has been hell for me with a shoulder injury. This is my account number in case God lays it in your heart to assist. 0107412972 Gofwan C E. Gtb
Thanks alot

Firstly, apologies to the owner of this thread for derailing.

@kestolove95, I have a 1500 recharge card of either mtn or airtel I want to sell so I can get something to eat. Been trying to get help since yesterday and no show. I don't know if you could help me out and buy the card.
You can quote me with your choice of network and last 4 digits then flash me on 07082881696 and I will call my vendor to send you the card.
Please help a brother out. Thanks

nlfpmod, can I please quote you on a dead thread? Want to discuss something with you. Thanks

@kestolove95 can I quote you on a dead thread? I want to discuss something with you. Thanks

Crabs don take cover or dem don japa. #CRABSLIVESMATTERS

Gofwan, Gowon, Gotom, Goyan... All these our ngas names sef

Antimarraige:
are you in Lagos?
If yes
I will give you 10k just for one round
25k for 3 rounds overnight
50k to act porn with me with a mask on
100k to act porn with me without a mask
Choose your devil,and I'm being serious right now

Oboyyeh!

Bluezy13:
I had to read this over and over just to be sure you typed this with your sanity.

Bro, me I hav 1k card of either airtel or mtn to exchange for cash. Please help out so I can attend to a need.

mmadu5:
every day you open new moniker to beg for money . i know you are a guy . na Ogun go kill una

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Me, I honestly need 1k. Been begging since yesterday. I can even call my vendor to send you card in exchange.

imagrg:
A wonderful innovation.

I wish I know what to do with it, I would have in addition to the price gifted you 1k.

Abeg, dash me the 1k. I don dey beg on nairaland since yesterday for 1k. I'm even using my main moniker just to show how badly I need it. Please help me out if you can.
0107412972 Gofwan C E Gtb

Kobojunkie:
I am afraid I can't do that at this time.

Alright, thanks for getting back bro.
Enjoy the rest of the day.

Kobojunkie:

I honestly don't know how to say this but truth is I need help of even 1k to get something and eat cos I have not had anything since morning and I think I better seek for help right now cos my eyes turning seriously.
Please if you can, help a brother out.
Thanks

Good afternoon @Kobojunkie, can I please ask you for a favour?

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This one na learner where siofra dey. That witch of a nairander for slice him dikk use am garnish her indomie and boil im 2 balls join as cooked eggs.

This is very dishearthening.
Went to our company's hospital on Monday with a shoulder injury that I got in the line of duty and the modafvcka of a doctor just gave me a satchet of diclofenac and a balm to rub without even conducting an x-ray to know what was going on.
After 2 days of intense pain, I quickly went back and requested for a referral to an orthopedic hospital only to be diagnosed with a torn rotator cuff.
Currently on physiotheraphy and I feel much better though it's a bit expensive cos I'm paying from my pocket.
I now understand why Buhari, Tinubu and co travel abroad for medical attention.

Baronthecelebri:
Men stop promising all these bitches something you know that you'll not fulfil.

've always preached this gospel to my niggas but they don't seem to see from my point of view.
Why not tell a hoe she belongs to the street, straight up instead of lying to her.

Ganjafama:
It's funny bro. 80% of kids between the ages of 4 to 6 that I have asked their ages gave me an accurate response. They know that a Christmas celebration means another year being added to their age. How come he can't guess or estimate his age?

I don't think that op is 100% sure if he is still alive.
@ op, you are a lucky guy. You've got the rare opportunity to claim 10 years even though you know that deep down your are more than 50.

BleedTears:
It's actually funny. How can number be affecting someone.

Ordinary number that full everywhere, that can just pick one and be using.

Oboyehh, see d way I just dey laugh ontop this your comment. Na so one papa when we go for Nigerian Army recruitment and the Tinubu age mate of a man claimed he was 22 years after shaving and barbing gorimapa.
Come and see the way officers just use that papa catch cruise that day.

topsam1:
What a story....I wish and pray you reciprocate to others, whatever good things Erelu has done to you

Why quoting the whole post nah? Ko necesstry.

Please edit. Some of us are using torchlight phone to surf.

This is not funny but I find it funny

Massiveglory:
Guguwar obidatti. The hope of a new Nigeria gives me joy.

I am grateful for Pmb. His presidency has opened the eyes of Nigerians on the importance of voting right. His presidency has made people ready to vote in the coming election.

The earthquaking rallies happening nation wide gives me goose bumps

I keep on saying that Buhari deserves an award for resetting Nigeria's youth's brains.

Sapa na your mate?