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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Gofwane(m): 7:03pm On Nov 03, 2023
Halcyon123:
Finally,craving satisfied
Gwote pate any which one them call am
Kai!
Just had to comment.
I so missed this food.


Back then in Jos, I hated it. But now, 😋
Health › Re: Ewere Onyekpe: UK Authorities Punish Nigerian Doctor Over Sex With Patient by Gofwane(m): 4:12pm On Oct 21, 2023
KillIgbohoN0W:
Since when did it become illegal to have sex?
Not at work and on duty nah.
Romance › Re: Groom & His Mother-In-Law Dance While His Bride Watches (Video) by Gofwane(m): 4:09pm On Oct 21, 2023
Milf things 😂.
If you know, you know.
Business › Re: LAPO Launches The Lapoxpress Promo Season2 - Become A Millionaire With Just N10k by Gofwane(m): 3:56pm On Oct 21, 2023
The mod that pushed this post to front page is a psycho I swear 😂 . The werey just want to gather comments for personal laughs 😆
Politics › Re: Simon Ekpa Shares "Biafra Liberation Army" Video by Gofwane(m): 12:37am On Oct 13, 2023
Administration1:
Next you'll see his body just with boxers and of course ...dead
🤣
Career › Re: How Can You Cope With A Nice But Anger Issue Boss? by Gofwane(m): 4:15pm On Oct 12, 2023
Just learn the job, be the very best in it that they can't do without you after then when kasala burst, scatter ground.
I remember when I burst Abbey mouth at work because of a disagreement and they gave me 2 weeks suspension. 3 days later, they sent driver with oga motor to come pick me up at home cos machine spoiled and no one knows how to fix it. That was the end of the suspension.
PS: it worked for me, might not work for you oh.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Palestinians Say Israeli Planes Dropped Flyers Warning Them To Evacuate by Gofwane(m): 3:30pm On Oct 12, 2023
Some people just like wahala in this life. Israel was just sitting jejely on its own and you decided to go price their market just because body dey itch you.
There will be innocent casualties on both sides but I bet you Palestine go collect ×10.
Romance › Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Gofwane(m): 3:19pm On Oct 12, 2023
Jesterinjay:
abeg no put this thing for my mind
No mind me brotherly you shouldn't rule out the possibility of a few decent ones. But wetin my Koro Koro eyes don see ehn, too many shii girls dey do with their mouth. Some even go to Dubai to do potty (Arab men poo in their mouth for a fee).
Romance › Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Gofwane(m): 3:17pm On Oct 11, 2023
Don't know if I'm the only one that hates kissing. I find it hard to kiss. My mind will just be telling me "do you know how many d!cks and cum don enter this mouth" ? shocked
Business › Re: FOREX Crisis: Naira Plunges To 1,025/$, Job Losses, Factory Shutdown Loom by Gofwane(m): 9:15am On Oct 11, 2023
Even blackwood, that ogogoro is now #200 this morning!
Romance › Re: My Nigerian Babe Refused To Collect The Money I Gave To Her by Gofwane(m): 7:32am On Oct 11, 2023
CooldipoMPS:
grin


proud of her, she must be from Ekiti, home of the well mannered wink
I doubt so. She's trying to make the niqqur comfortable so she can cash out big time grin
I might be wrong though shocked
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Pretty Oyinbo (white) Girlfriend (pics/video) by Gofwane(m): 6:51pm On Oct 04, 2023
Zonefree:
When was the last time you bought chicken with your money?

You wey aboki maisha dey lash for back of truck for night. undecided
oboyyeh 😂
Politics › Re: Food Prices Jump By 31%, Says NBS by Gofwane(m): 6:52am On Sep 28, 2023
Bluntguy:
How I miss Goodluck Jonathan.
He and Yar'àdua made a perfect combo.
Romance › Re: I Will Give Everybody On Nairaland #1000 by Gofwane(m): 5:27am On Sep 22, 2023
I will use it to buy 3 bottles of black wood, 3 sticks of bohem and 4 pieces of kpomo.
I'm just tired and over thinking these days. I need to nor-nor maybe my brain will stop overeating

Celebrities › Re: Nurse Who Treated Mohbad Arrested – Iyabo Ojo by Gofwane(m): 10:07pm On Sep 21, 2023
They should also arrest the NDLEA that gave him substance to drink.
Celebrities › Re: Moment Police Took Away Mohbad's Body After It Was Exhumed From His Grave (vid) by Gofwane(m): 5:16pm On Sep 21, 2023
I don't even know what to say because this matter long o.
From controversial death, controversial burial (heard they bent his neck inside the casket) and now digging up his corpse?

I initially didn't want to put mouth inside this matter but one thing is clear though, that guy really suffered both while alive and in death.
Travel › Re: Youths Protest Terrible Condition Of Benin-Sapele Road by Gofwane(m): 8:23am On Sep 21, 2023
Another one is that road in lokoja that leads to Ganaja village. I almost fell out of Keke one day.
Music/Radio › Re: Naira Marley's Music Removed By MTV Base & Soundcity; Banned By Radio Stations by Gofwane(m): 10:18pm On Sep 20, 2023
If na for O block in Chicago now, them for don light his a$$ up shocked
Romance › Re: Nhlanhla Lux - Handsome "Xenophobic" Leader All SA Women Want (PICS) by Gofwane(m): 9:12pm On Sep 20, 2023
Be like say Nigerians don fvck immense shege out of this OP's girlfriend or sister. shocked
Politics › Re: FG Raises Concern Over Ozone Layer Depletion, Warns Importers by Gofwane(m): 7:18am On Sep 17, 2023
This one wants to also cash out 😂. They will soon borrow to award ozone layer contracts.
Politics › Re: Lawyer Ousted From NBAs Whatsapp Platform For Calling MC Oluomo ‘Executive Thug’ by Gofwane(m): 2:32pm On Sep 15, 2023
slivertongue:
executive thug
They will remove you too from nairaland grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwe’s President Mnangagwa Appoints Son & Nephew As Ministers, Faces Outrage by Gofwane(m): 9:00am On Sep 14, 2023
Another military coup loading grin
Autos › Re: Which Car Will Be Best For My Crippled Aunty? by Gofwane(m): 9:25pm On Sep 09, 2023
Why not buy her automatic wheel chair?
Career › Re: Ezenwa: Meet 30-Year-Old Nigerian Who Has Employed Over 3000 In His Company by Gofwane(m): 6:29pm On Aug 25, 2023
ecolime:
At just 30 years old, he leads a company with over 3000 employees, establishing himself as a prominent figure in Nigeria's business landscape.



Na so we dey hail Invictus Obi then.

Forbes 30 under 30.. lol
grin grin " Aspire to enquire about what you desire before you expire " grin grin
Food › Re: Sun Flower Sardine, Nice And Asda Sardines Available For Sell. by Gofwane(m): 8:10am On Aug 07, 2023
Werey scammer op. You people have ran out of format and now using sardines to scam? 🤣

Just to mention price, you're busy talking nonsense.
Family › Re: Where Can I Find This Particular Thing In Nigeria? (photo) by Gofwane(m): 8:26am On Aug 01, 2023
culeca:
Greetings,

Please I am in dire need of this Electric linear actuator.

If you have it up for sale....kindly let me know
Crimping tool for fixing terminals on armored cables? I have a second hand. Very ok
Politics › Re: Why Did Tinubu Exclude FFK, Ganduje And Festus Keyamo From Ministerial List? by Gofwane(m):
Clown appoint clowns? You want Nigeria to truly become a circushuh Never!
God works in mysterious ways.
Christianity Etc › Re: OPM Pastor, Apostle Chibuzor Hospitalized by Gofwane(m): 10:39pm On Jun 29, 2023
Cc, happie boys. Time to do good.
Politics › Re: 6 Appointees Of Buhari President Tinubu Should Retain - Aanu Adegun by Gofwane(m): 6:07pm On May 31, 2023
Buba Marwa deserves a front seat on Tinubu's bus.
He might not get that seat cos according to Nigerians, oga presido na black Escobar and Marwa na no nonesense man when it comes to busting drug dealers.
Politics › Re: Official Portrait Of Ebonyi Governor Nwifuru That Got People Talking by Gofwane(m): 5:53pm On May 31, 2023
Even Abacha no bone face like this.
Food › Re: I Have Not Eaten Indomie Noodles For A Year by Gofwane(m): 5:37pm On May 28, 2023
pocohantas:
I was gifted a carton of chicken flavour recently and I am just looking at it. Make e no expire for my hand sha.
Give it out or send it over nah. On a normal day it's not a food I will think of but I ate raw like biscuits on Saturday.

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