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RomanceRe: Tynedria Meneweather's Pre-wedding Photos Go Viral by goingape: 12:12pm On Jul 05, 2016
carboblanko:
No talk like that o. You can find love in strange places.
you fit find love for this kind thing!

more OVER! obese is a disease
RomanceRe: Tynedria Meneweather's Pre-wedding Photos Go Viral by goingape: 11:14am On Jul 05, 2016
NEHLIVE:
Love, oh Love! Just when the Internet is just recuperating from the fever of the big Ghana lady who just got married to her Prince-charming. This lady named Tynedria Meneweather shared these lovely photos with her man on FB. You can be sure this will give the Internet a serious relapse wink

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/07/photos-check-out-another-plus-size.html
God forbid me marring a fat WOMANundecided


this is RUBBISH and I know either one of them is been jujumize
TravelRe: Nigerians In Pretoria, Sunnyside, South Africa Suffering. by goingape: 11:06am On Jul 05, 2016
this guy wrote RUBBISH and deserve a beating.

base on my psychological skills, you are a drug trafficker.

who is that Yoruba man that is sending you people illegal money and why dont you do pos in all your transaction.
must you carry that sum of money up and DOWNundecided

if anybody READ this piece of SHIIT and can't see through it. them we NAIJA are useless
RomanceRe: When A Guy Says He Will Never Take You Out To Eat Again? by goingape: 11:51pm On Jul 04, 2016
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Why will a guy say he will never take you out to eat again?[/color]
you even look like something were them suppose carry go eat undecided

I know say na one mechanic carry you go eat and now he come dey regret am.
IslamRe: Moon Not Sighted. Ramadan Continues Tomorrow. by goingape: 11:48pm On Jul 04, 2016
make una go space dey look for moon.
WebmastersRe: Who Introduced You To Nairaland? by goingape: 9:22pm On Jul 04, 2016
Ape.
PoliticsRe: Housemaid Shot By Her Boss In Kaduna For Allowing His Daughter Cry(pics by goingape: 9:05am On Jul 04, 2016
asumo12:
hand work of double barrel!!!

grin grin grin
double barrel will blast the hell out of her.
wound must have been from a local gun
RomanceRe: When you choose to be a fool for love. by goingape: 10:56pm On Jul 03, 2016
eph12:
Maybe it's me but anytime I open a thread and it's this tok thread I just close it immediately.
bros I tire ohh!

that guy get acute brain syndrome
RomanceRe: When you choose to be a fool for love. by goingape: 10:54pm On Jul 03, 2016
iykenathan162:
my bae for 2 yrs now is requesting for an android phone since her old phone is given her hell of issues.though the money is not the issue here

but it is wise enough for me to buy that phone for her since I have not married her pls I need yr advice
when LAST you don buy your mother phone?


when last you buy your sister phone? or her phone never old?

when last you give the needy?

answer this questions and there goes your answer.
RomanceRe: When you choose to be a fool for love. by goingape: 10:49pm On Jul 03, 2016
@ Toks2008 are you trying to tell me to take the risk and spend all my MONEY for just one EEDIOT who at the end may be facking one mechanic while I play the so called FOOL ya is talkingundecided

I think your BRAIN is overclouded with expired pussiessss.


someone please take this mad man to the hospital PLSangry
Foreign AffairsRe: 11-Year Old Daughter Of Nyanzi Playing With Condom Her Mom Taught Her To Use by goingape: 10:37pm On Jul 03, 2016
Lagusta:
I would gladly do same for my daughter.....

It's better I teach her how to use one than to make her shy away from it....

A condom not only protects from unwanted pregnancies but also sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV/AIDS....

Or what do you all think??
at age 11undecided

DURING that age I don't anything about breasst or pussies,all I know how to do is to bath nakeed and play with WATER. that age is too young to be educated About this, her brain won't carry it.
Foreign AffairsRe: 11-Year Old Daughter Of Nyanzi Playing With Condom Her Mom Taught Her To Use by goingape: 10:32pm On Jul 03, 2016
contactmorak:
Ugandan activist/University professor took to her Facebook page to share the experience she had with her 11 year old daughter when she had the 'condom talk' with her. She taught her how to use the condom. The story was published here» https://www.nairaland.com/3200667/stella-nyanzi-teaches-daughter-condom, See the photos of the daughter happily playing with the condoms as shared by the professor on Facebook..

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/07/11yr-old-pretty-daughter-of-ugandan.html
why child rape no go make senseundecided

na this kind thing dey make those abooki dey rape CHILD.
FamilyRe: 8 Signs A Marriage Won’t Last, According To Divorce Lawyers by goingape: 1:43pm On Jul 03, 2016
larion:
Rubbish!

Unacceptable crap.

Just look at d post, California, Florida, New York, Illinois.... Bla bla.

One reason why Nigerians marriages don't last is because they use oyinbo man template.

This is why I call the above rubbish.

Example, even in south Africa here, the rule is wife brings 50%, husband brings 50%, either for rent, or food or children's school fees.

But in Nigeria, Husband brings 100%, its when the wife balance well that she can contribute her own, max 30% in most cases. Now imagine a naija man vexing for his naija wife because she didn't drop 50% for the money to buy milk and junior's school fees......is that marriage not destined to fail.

Nonsense! In oyinbo man land, some wife are permitted to have s*x with other men as long as she informs her husband before the did is done nd so also the husband ca romance other women as long as he informs the wife....Point number 6 above, maybe this can be called respecting each others love language.... But a wife expecting to be screwed by another man while telling his husband in naija is destined to see trouble.

Career before family..... Crap! If that is what is gonna put food on the table and everybody in the house understands then so be it.....mark my words every body in the house understands...this should be the key to marriage survival....Understanding!

Annie idibia and Lola okoye understands the kind of husband they have , to God be the glory...their marriages are still waxing strong. Tiwa savage refused to understand that she will keep working and Teebillz will keep spending and not contributing, she refused to understand that Teebillz will still be chasing others, I'm not saying it's good, but she should have known before locking the marriage .....what has happened today, the marriage is out of the window.

Are you telling me Peter okoye or 2 face has not done some on the silly things Teebillz did? Did we hear noise outside? There was a picture of Tuface kissing Pero after his wedding with Annie, bloggers so much posted that pixs, but did there marriage fail? NO!

I can go on and on....but bottom line is let's try to sieve wat we consume, every marriage is unique, what works in jacks marriage might not work in Ade's marriage.

But wen Ade is trying to use jacks own template as his own, then Ade is looking for trouble. Most marriages crash because some couples have been painting this idea from what they read in novels and watch on TV, paloma and Diego, gardeners daughter and telemundo.

After painting this sweet picture in their heads, they go into their weddings looking for the "happily ever after" which in most cases is not existing.....and once dey go through episode 3 season 5 of their marriages, they start thinking divorce.......

At OP, una nor fit just come dey copy everything for internet dump for nairaland.... Imagine California, Illinois and Florida in your post, to people in Lagos, Enugu and kano reading on Nairaland..... No be trouble una dey find.

Some stupid girls and boys who are married and have been coping with their spouse's tight schedule at work will read point 4 and wires will spark and start thinking of how to fight their spouse for putting career before family....forgetting that in this unique naija economy that might be the only way to put good food on the table. Whereas, the oyinbo man in Florida has most things done well by the govt already and doesn't need to overwork.

Just use your head and think ahead....each marriage is peculiar ......

FamilyRe: 8 Signs A Marriage Won’t Last, According To Divorce Lawyers by goingape: 1:38pm On Jul 03, 2016
anetuno the quack lawyer!

so you dey encourage married people to fight ABIundecided

you no dey here news were married couple dey fight and the end result na knife for one persin Belle or bottle for another persin HEAD.


anetuno the quack lawyer he no go better for you.
FamilyRe: This Is The Best Gift A Mother Can Give Her Daughter by goingape: 1:33pm On Jul 03, 2016
undecided
RomanceRe: What Can One Do About A Snoring Partner? by goingape: 10:56pm On Jul 02, 2016
redgem:
Well, his snoring is natural grin


Headphones makes me uncomfortable....

Overcome snoring?
see greedy naija WOMAN!

them say buy snoring muzzle for your boo if you love him but you are avoiding that particular part like a politicianundecided


how much is snoring muzzle that you cannot afford? just 3k you can't buy undecided

damnnnnn! I never never advise my enemies to date a NAIJA WOMEN.
Foreign AffairsRe: I Have Sex With Dead Bodies – Sharkan Lucas, Mortuary Attendant by goingape: 12:55am On Jul 02, 2016
shall! when NAIJA WOMEN dey LOOK for MONEY up and down, weti una expect the man make he do undecided


carry on jorr! nothing do you. more female corpses to your blessing and may you enjoy yourself to the fullest.
IslamRe: Would You Prefer To Live In An Islamic Country? by goingape: 6:35pm On Jul 01, 2016
Seun:
As a muslim, would you prefer to live in an Islamic country governed by Islamic laws and principles, rather than a secular country which defends the rights of women, muslims, christians, atheists, lesbians, gays, scantily clad babes, drinkers, and all minorities, and treats them equally?

If your answer is 'yes,' what are some of the ways in which you feel that an Islamic country would be better for your life than a secular country?
the so called MUSLIM here won't want to live in a Muslim country because there is always war and the fear of war.

look at Syria,turkey, Iraq and rest [not to talk of Afghanistan]
are there all no fighting against themselves?

but instead those MUSLIM will be here scattering things and be making MOUTH.
PoliticsRe: Shittes Drag Isreal And USA Flag On The Ground As They Protest In Gombe - pics!! by goingape: 5:40pm On Jul 01, 2016
kissval1388:
followers of zakzaky today, held tantamount protest in Gombe state for the unlawful detention of there leader.
Since the beginning of the protest in Gombe, we have never see this type of crowd. Today's protest is very fierce, both men, women, youth's, and children.
They were all carrying Palestine flag and chanting,
#Death to Isreal
# Death to America
# say no to tyranny
#Free zackaky,
#Free Palestine.
Most of them were dragging USA and Isreal flags while marching.
As you can see, everybody came out to watch them because of the crowd. we suspect, The Gombe state chapter of shitte movement imported there brother hood from other states to join them today.
Here are few pictures I could snap.
come kaduna come protest na!

una Carry na head go gombe. MUMu MUSLIM
CelebritiesRe: Judith Audu Celebrates Birthday & 5th Wedding Anniversary, Goes Topless by goingape: 5:37pm On Jul 01, 2016
Olufemiolaolu:
No be only german naa german shepherd grin
grin

Lolzzzz. Aunty can LIEEEEEE!

aunty ginajet please change your surname to lai Muhammad
CelebritiesRe: Judith Audu Celebrates Birthday & 5th Wedding Anniversary, Goes Topless by goingape: 5:23pm On Jul 01, 2016
SexyStrawberry:
Na wa o! me too I need an oyibo husband o! Oluwa o! Answer my prayers Biko! Let my own oyibo husband locate me IJN!

commenter below pls shout amen for me
you will end up marrying albino undecided

instead of you to be thinking on how to succeed in life but you are here praying to God for a white man!

I think you are praying to God for a green card! such a greedy woman you are.


AFTER you people peradventure married your so called oyinbo, that's when you people will be misbehaving anyhow as if that land is your father's Land.

I WILL NEVER ADVISE MY ENEMIES TO MARRY A NAIJA WOMAN. SO DISGRACEFUL SET OF WOMEN WE HAVE
CelebritiesRe: Judith Audu Celebrates Birthday & 5th Wedding Anniversary, Goes Topless by goingape: 5:17pm On Jul 01, 2016
Musquareney:
http://www.9jacodedgist.com/2016/07/actress-judith-audu-celebrates-birthday.html?m=1
see the old ma she married!

NAIJA WOMEN will just be looking for how to get raid of there POVERTY.
IslamRe: The Spirit Of Tolerance In Islam by goingape: 11:56am On Jul 01, 2016
what of spirit of violence?
because violence is in every Muslim blood
IslamRe: What's The Proper Punishment For A Muslim Apostate? by goingape: 11:36am On Jul 01, 2016
pissreligiion:
no matter how much it is sugar coated online here, the reality and truth is that those who renounce islam are to be killed.
that is the law in islamic nations.
check the Quran it is THERE! but just that nowadays the imam all do meeting not to preach that aspect because them know the impending implications.

just take the case of boko haram. them wanted to start bombing churches not when God send confusions among them and they started bombing themselves.
IslamRe: What's The Proper Punishment For A Muslim Apostate? by goingape: 11:30am On Jul 01, 2016
Seun:
In your view, what is the right punishment for a muslim who says, "I don't want to follow Islam anymore. I want to be a Christian (or Atheist)"?
jihad!
the only punishment is death! the rest MUSLIM will either SEND demonic attack to you and if you are not strong enough you will either die or be mad.

because it is written in the Quran which say: it is better for a impudent or stubborn MUSLIM than for a Muslim who converted to the ways of the unbeliever (that's what those Disney call us)for death shall be his reward.



check your Quran it is written there.
RomanceRe: When You Can't Find Any Girl To Date by goingape: 10:35pm On Jun 30, 2016
marvelck:
Like I said in one of my posts, there is no girl without a boyfriend. Even a Junior secondary school girl has a boyfriend. Every girl seem to be taken. Every girl you meet is in a relationship (which is a fact). So, what do you do when a girl you like is already in a relationship? Do you wait, wish and hope for her to break up with her boyfriend so that you can take over. Or create problems for her in her relationship, so that you can snatch her from her boyfriend? Which is what is happening these days. Since every girl seem to be taken, guys are simply snatching other people's girlfriends.
dude. what is wrong with ya BRAIN?


gay is the solution.
EventsRe: Mzznaki Tetteh And Prince Kodjo Wedding Pictures by goingape: 3:27pm On Jun 29, 2016
toba400:
Remember this pre-wedding photos that broke the internet last month?The photos went viral and took the internet by storm, with many praising the proud groom for looking beyond the lady's stature, especially in this era of superficiality. Prince said he chose Abena because "She has a warm heart, caring, loving and above all God-fearing." He says he chased her for a year before she agreed to date him.



The happy couple finally tied the knot last weekend in Ghana.


Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/06/29/ghanaian-couple-whose-pre-wedding-photos-went-viral-finally-wed-photos/
the work of juju at hand, infact JUJU is a lucrative business.
EventsRe: Pastor Benson Oben Bechemayor Weds In Germany. PICS by goingape: 1:49pm On Jun 29, 2016
baysol:
Isn't it glaring as the Bible says; 'by their fruit shall you identify them'.
which fruit?
EventsRe: Pastor Benson Oben Bechemayor Weds In Germany. PICS by goingape: 1:09pm On Jun 29, 2016
dainformant:
A Nigerian Pastor based in Germany -Benson Oben Bechemayor of The Chapel of Prayer Christian Ministry Int'l (CPCM) -tied the knot to his very beautiful bride in a lavish and colorful ceremony over the weekend in Hamburg, Germany. Families, friends, colleagues and church members gathered for the ceremony. See photos below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/06/glamour-in-display-as-nigerian-pastor.html
pastoring is a sweet lucrative business.
PoliticsRe: Ben Murray-bruce And His Daughter, Jasmine Hang Out (photo) by goingape: 12:35pm On Jun 29, 2016
queenstl:
This Ben Bruce is my mahn!
naso una dey take snatch people's husband undecided


no go WORK. they there dey look fir cheap thin.
RomanceRe: 7 Ways Shy Guys Stylishly Express Their Feelings To Their Crush by goingape: 11:09am On Jun 28, 2016
FuckTheM0ds:
oga abeg check that woman profile picture. She don pass 30 years jhoor. She should be in her late 30's and still forming young. Her eyes never shine yet, e be like say e go open for her 40's by then she go dey sing am like anthem "HAD I KNOWN"
imagine ohh.

persin still dey form at that age!


NAIJA WOMEN like to learn things The hard way.

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