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Romance › Re: 7 Ways Shy Guys Stylishly Express Their Feelings To Their Crush by goingape: 11:18pm On Jun 27, 2016

Blessograo:
I don't think it's true because the two Bangladeshi guys crushing on me will even be afraid to say hi to me, all they can both say is "nice dress Blessing" everyday and it freaks me out cos they can't say their mind or even face me and i freak out because their presence makes me uncomfortable knowing they are crushing on me and saying nothing

once you ENTER 30yrs you go forget say you talk this TALK.

once that time come and you never marry, your crush will no longer have interest in You but rather your neighbor's daughter! yes that small girl with no breasst will later OVER TAKE You.

your life will be like MTN 100naira recharge which fade away by just 2mint of call.

your life will look like that of that 5mb bonus mtn use to give. and that's when you will realize that you are NOTHING and not even less than MTN costumer care service.

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Romance › Re: She Asked If I Am Okay With It! by goingape: 7:51am On Jun 27, 2016

FuckTheM0ds:
yes generally. EXCEPTION OF MY DEAR MUM. The rest can go and eat grasses

Lolzzzz!

agree! she is more than a WOMAN

Romance › Re: She Asked If I Am Okay With It! by goingape: 6:16am On Jun 27, 2016

FuckTheM0ds:
especially NAIJA WOMEN

especially NAIJA WOMEN.

infact! naija WOMEN generally

Romance › Re: She Asked If I Am Okay With It! by goingape: 10:33pm On Jun 26, 2016

foolinlove:
Because I am a woman... why do you think I am a man? I hate men...

I ALSO hate WOMEN undecided

Romance › Re: She Asked If I Am Okay With It! by goingape: 10:30pm On Jun 26, 2016

Pelon:
Their is this girl I am dating and we have been at it for weeks now she text me today and asked if I love her and I told her I do and she told me that their is this guy she was dating before she met me and she doesn't trust him that's why she decided to give me a chance and also that she love me and doesn't want me to get hurt if I eventually find out,and she also asked if I am okay with it...Pls guys advice me

if peradventure she no trust you again, I'm sure she will date another guy and ask him thesame thing.

guy wise up na. NAIJA WOMEN are monkeys! don't trust them.

she is PLAYING you and you are foolishly falling for it.

Politics › Re: Buhari Breaks His Fast With APC Leaders by goingape: 1:08am On Jun 25, 2016

harbdulrasaq88:
This evening, President Buhari hosted APC leaders to the breaking of the Ramadan fast, at the State House

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/06/photos-buhari-breaks-his-fast-with-apc.html

every 3 o'clock we will be hearing allahhhhhhhhhhhhhh you want pants angry

Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Ekile Poses With Awilo Logomba by goingape: 6:35pm On Jun 23, 2016

Kyliegame:
Singer, Chidinma looks radiant in new photos she shared today. She also shared a photo of she and legendary African music star Awilo Logomba. The MTN Project Fame winner also shared her own cover of Coca-Cola's anthem and challenged her fans to do that and stand a chance to win a trip to South Africa.

http://esther.com.ng/chidinma-ekile-hot-in-pinkl-as-she-strikes-a-pose-with-awilo-logomba/

I'm allergic to small breasst angry

Education › Re: Abubakar Umar Awarded Scholarship In Cyprus After Graduating With First Class by goingape: 6:29pm On Jun 23, 2016

dainformant:
Congratulations to Nigerians in Diaspora who are doing good to uphold the reputation of the country abroad. A student from Kano state has emerged top in his class at the Near East University in Nicosia, Cyprus. The student named Abubakar Umar -who has a Diploma in Public Administration from Bayero University Kano (BUK) -emerged with a First Class degree from the popular Cypriot university.

According to reports, he graduated with a GPA of 3.83 and total CGPA of 3.70 out of 4.00. And with this, he has been granted scholarship by the same university to further his education (a Masters degree).

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/06/boy-from-kano-state-bags-scholarship-in.html

thought it was THOSE set of tribe who use chainsaw to mark there faces and whose mouth can't stop talking bam bam ubamtim ubamtim bam bam ubamtim ubamtim.

the names checkers will be very disappointed

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Sports › Re: NFF Releases Funeral Schedule For Keshi by goingape: 11:15pm On Jun 22, 2016

olaskul:
Ftc

no WORRY!
we go first to comment for your own BURIAL

Education › Re: Comfort Ekaette Inyang, BABCOCK Best Student: I Never Had A Boyfriend On Campus by goingape: 9:34pm On Jun 21, 2016

candidbabe:
Young gals una dey hear?
Face your books while in school
Boyfriend or husband will come at the right time.

and MANY WOMEN dey the street dey look for husband up and down including you undecided

going by your theory, all women who have graduated suppose to have a husband by NOW.

so keep your theory to ya self

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Education › Re: Comfort Ekaette Inyang, BABCOCK Best Student: I Never Had A Boyfriend On Campus by goingape: 9:30pm On Jun 21, 2016

princeofpeace22:
http://sunnewsonline.com/i-never-had-boyfriend-on-campus-says-babcock-best-student/

so you no get boyfriend na him make you get first class abi? undecided

next one we go hear besay na I NEVER had a husband.

MUMu women everywhere

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Fashion › Re: Okojie Lydia Eseoghene Wins UNIBEN Miss Photogenic 2016 by goingape: 5:07pm On Jun 21, 2016

datkoded:
this guy's head tho

alien vs predator grin

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid To Seyi Shay "Shut Up", after she said 'One Dance' was his by goingape: 9:13pm On Jun 19, 2016

ojun50:
Dis girl won spoil witch kid business, u want make them send am back.

Lolzzzz

Celebrities › Re: Fathers' Day: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Husband; Calls Him "Her King Kong" by goingape: 4:36pm On Jun 19, 2016

CuteMaryJ:
Beautifully written.... Like they say when love strikes, everyone becomes a poet...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BG1HLNnL4co/

he even resemble ape self undecided

your wife dey call you kingkong you dey SMILE!

men too mumu

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Politics › Re: Governor El-rufai Breaks Fast With Journalists This Night by goingape: 9:44pm On Jun 11, 2016

VomeSchakleton:
Your monkier suits you

it suits Muhammad BETTER!

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Politics › Re: Governor El-rufai Breaks Fast With Journalists This Night by goingape: 9:38pm On Jun 11, 2016

VomeSchakleton:
Seriously! what is this christian obsession with the way muslims fast? we dont suffer enough, well thats because in islam fasting is not supposed to make you suffer.

but yet causing suffering on others!

peace!!!

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Politics › Re: Governor El-rufai Breaks Fast With Journalists This Night by goingape: 9:29pm On Jun 11, 2016

MissMetro:
Kaduna state governor,Nasir El-Rufai invited Government House press crew and anchors of radio political presenters in Kaduna to break today's fast.

See photos below

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/06/photos-governor-el-rufai-breaks-fast.html

and they call this fasting undecided

eating what will last you for the whole of the next day!

Islam will be deceiving themselves

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Romance › Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by goingape: 11:56pm On Jun 10, 2016

FuckTheM0ds:
of course.
I'm i not a primate?

but we once came from a race of primate!

so them say

Romance › Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by goingape: 11:48pm On Jun 10, 2016

FuckTheM0ds:
words of wisdom from the apeman

lol!

eat two banana a day for a healthier lifestyle

Romance › Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by goingape: 11:21pm On Jun 10, 2016

UnimkeAk:
When the desirable is unavailable , wetin man go.

We running SME'S down here on this babes. Guys are nw Employers of labour, since hving a bf is nw equal to hauing a job. Dts d way they see it.

only the unavailable and the less desirable to do something see it that way.

Romance › Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by goingape: 11:19pm On Jun 10, 2016

blayde:
feel U sir!

thank you sir!
ride on!

Romance › Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by goingape: 11:19pm On Jun 10, 2016

blayde:
feel U sir!

thank you sir!
ride on!

Romance › Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by goingape: 11:18pm On Jun 10, 2016

tosyne2much:
Mind you, you must take everything so serious

everything must be taken SERIOUS.

by posting what you didn't see as serious, thousands may see it serious and want to follow ya way which is very WRONG.

why SAYING you must HUSTLE to get free yansh if you didn't preconceive that notion?

dont lead the youth to think that all is about yansh.

Romance › Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by goingape: 11:08pm On Jun 10, 2016

tosyne2much:
I just have to hustle hard so that I can get free access to that place we're talking about

HUSTLE hard to get free yansh WHILE your MOTHER will be there thinking she had a son!

MANY guys thinking are small because them don't think AHEAD.

HUSTLE hard for your community and family instead of yansh!

those black yansh ROAMING the street like ape don't worth it!

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Romance › Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by goingape: 11:01pm On Jun 10, 2016

UnimkeAk:
Yes of course, money is the main reason.
Do u know hw much it takes to maintain a nigerian gf.
Pls lets be truthful to ourselves.
Shebi u will want to date a posh n exposed girl nw.

do you know how much it takes to maintain a white gf?

just assure her you love her and that's all.

I keep wondering why guys use money to maintain a black parasite instead of using that money to maintain yourself.

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Romance › Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by goingape: 10:58pm On Jun 10, 2016

and WONDER why there are not getting married nowadays undecided

I dont toast black women and will never to just a thing! only fool APPROACH black women.

Sports › Re: Muhammad Ali's Muslim Funeral Service Begins by goingape: 6:21pm On Jun 10, 2016

MarieSucre:
This is the most retard.ed post ever. You have zero respect for the dead.

you don't need to have respect for the dead but rather the living!

Politics › Re: DSS Busts ISIS Cell In Kano, Arrests Five by goingape: 9:53pm On Jun 09, 2016

DIVINE78:
Are Muslims asking themselves at all why 99% of terrorists practice their religion?
Why are most Muslim predominated countries not peaceful?

hmmmmm.

the truth is always better!

that religion is been built on a foundation of violence.

there are just following the blueprints.

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Sports › Re: Muhammad Ali's Muslim Funeral Service Begins by goingape: 9:46pm On Jun 09, 2016

wokomabest:
really? huhhh

really!

Sports › Re: Muhammad Ali's Muslim Funeral Service Begins by goingape: 9:40pm On Jun 09, 2016

sugarbelly:
Two days of funeral ceremonies bidding farewell to Muhammad Ali began today with a Muslim prayer service in the Kentucky hometown of the beloved boxing legend and civil rights hero.

Photos below

Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2016/06/photos-muslim-funeral-service-begins.html

may you see your 77 virgins in the land of Disney!

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Romance › Re: 15 Things Most Nigerian Girls Says When You Compliment Them by goingape: 11:09pm On Jun 08, 2016

Oliviaxx:
Lolzzz.ur moniker says it all

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