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RomanceRe: Ladies, If He Exudes Most Of These Traits, Pls Consider Marrying Him by goingape1: 12:56am On Mar 22, 2017
ideology:
so op's point is too much abi .. .

I have all of the above and even more tongue tongue tongue
you only have low self esteem.

Great don't confidently said that there are perfect
RomanceRe: Ladies, If He Exudes Most Of These Traits, Pls Consider Marrying Him by goingape1: 11:55pm On Mar 21, 2017
deparagon:
This is a counter thread to www.nairaland.com/3689026/guys-she-possesses-these-traits

Ladies Abeg we sef Get Qualities
i dey lie?

If He Possesses Most Of These Traits, Consider Marrying Him.

1. He doesn't Force Himself On You.

2. He Shares His Life Goals/Visions with you to have your Opinions.

3. He is not a Drunk (you know what these ones are capable of doing)

4.He loves you passionately.

5.He pays rapt attention to your complains & find/ suggest's possible way out's.

6.He is not a Fault Finder.

7. He is not quick at getting angry.

8.He doesn't Hit you.

9.He doesn't Spend irrelevantly.

10.He adhere's to most of the (+)advices you give him.

11.He doesn't Harass you in Public.

12. He talks about settling down with you.

13. He doesn't take actions all alone, he considers your opinions before making any move.

14. He talks more often on where, how and what to Invest on.

15. He talks more about the future.

17. He talks to you about moderate dressing.

18. He is always interested in your family's well-being.

19. He introduces you to his friends/colleagues not just as a Gf but as a potential wife.

Mehn my ink don finish i can go on and on and on, believe me there are good guys out there that exudes most of these traits, though most of 'em are introverts buh they're good.

Ladies let's have ya say!
Ladies! if you want to follow this mad man demented ideology, then Jesus is the right man for you undecided
RomanceRe: The Backside Of This Man's Wife Is Driving Him Crazy (photos) by goingape1: 4:21pm On Mar 21, 2017
PapiNigga:
Ladies have a way of driving men crazy with their selling point... Lol



http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/the-backside-of-this-man-wife-is.html?m=1
yansh were plenty prick don explore undecided


your peni.s is meaningless to that yansh
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Girlfriend From Malawi In A Romantic Way (Photos) by goingape1: 12:24am On Mar 20, 2017
dainformant:
When Nigeria meets Malawi..A Nigerian entrepreneur, Diala-uka Bobby surprised his Malawian girlfriend Edna Muluzi after devising this means to propose to her... He took his partner into the bedroom blindfolded without her knowing what was already planned.. The handsome guy who placed roses on the bed asking her 'Will You Marry Me', popped the question as soon as she entered the room... She said YES to his proposal.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/see-how-this-handsome-nigerian-guy.html
our baboons you see!

Useless naija women
RomanceRe: 2017 Miami Spring Break: Weed, Booze, Twerking, Sex On The Beach(Photos) by goingape1: 12:14pm On Mar 18, 2017
na this kind thing dey make people rape people!
AgricultureRe: 9 Interesting Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Rice by goingape1: 9:54am On Mar 18, 2017
Opinionated:
You probably haven’t thought much of certain details about rice, right? After all, all that matter is that it’s a delicious cooking staple that’s readily available, relatively cheap and able to be eaten alongside a variety of dishes. Jumia Travel, the leading online travel agency shares 9 interesting things you probably didn’t know about rice, you never know when the information might just come in handy.

Rice Can Last For Years – Unless it’s Brown

Uncooked white rice can stay fresh and edible for anywhere between 10 and 30 years (if stored properly). However, uncooked brown rice has a shelf life of just three to six months because of its bran coating which tends to oxidize within this time.

Rice Can Poison You

It can if it’s not stored properly. When cooked rice is left at room temperature, the spores in the uncooked rice that survived cooking tend to grow bacteria that can eventually cause food poisoning. To avoid this, you it is advisable to cook as much rice as you’ll eat, or cool leftover cooked rice in the fridge and reheat to steaming hot when you want to eat again.

All White Rice Starts Brown

You probably already knew this, but then maybe you didn’t. All white rice is just brown rice that has been rid of its bran coating and polished.

Rice Grows Everywhere except Antarctica

Rice is adaptable and easy to grow, which makes it possible to grow almost anywhere. It also has a very high yield which makes it a terrific crop to grow to feed a large population. Just a seed of rice can result in over 3,000 grains.

Toyota and Honda Are Named After Rice

These two Japanese brand cars were named after rice. Toyota actually means “Bountiful Rice Field” and Honda means “The Main Rice Field”.

Rice Needs a Lot Of Water To Grow

Rice cultivations utilize about 5,000 litres of water to produce just 1kg of rice!

Eating Rice Can Actually Make You Happier – Really!

Of course, eating something as delicious and satisfying as rice can typically make you happy, but aside this, carbohydrates like rice trigger the production of serotonin in your brain. Serotonin is a hormone known to boost mood and help reduce your appetite. Plus, rice is additionally easy to prepare, relatively cheap and nutritionally rewarding. Who wouldn’t be happy about that?

Wild Rice Exists but It Isn’t Actually Rice

Wild rice is a distant I to every other rice eaten today, most of which are in the Oryza sativa family. Wild rice is part of the Zizania genus and its grains are harvested from marsh grasses grown in North America and China.

The Great Wall of China is Held Together By Sticky Rice

While the Great Wall was being built during the Ming dynasty in the 15th and 16th centuries, workers used a porridge made with rice along with calcium carbonate as a mortar to hold the wall’s stones together.

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/9-interesting-things-probably-didnt-know-rice/

cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44
rice with otapiapia effect
CareerRe: Help! How Do I Become A Pilot? by goingape1: 5:17pm On Mar 17, 2017
mazizitonene:
if you can relocate to Edo state......benin precisely

They offer night courses...
lol! grin
CareerRe: Help! How Do I Become A Pilot? by goingape1: 5:08pm On Mar 17, 2017
chauchy:
Hello Nairalanders,
I am an undergraduate in a Nigerian university and I totally dislike my course of study. I never picked it anyways.

My passion is to become a pilot, and I'm ready to give it up here to pursue the dream. But I currently don't know how to go about this.

I need help about aviation schools I can apply to, both in nigeria and abroad, when thier application opens and insight about how friendly the fees are.

Please, I'll be grateful if anyone can give me insight of those that gives scholarships or loan to students, that can be paid back when once starts practising.

I'll greatly appreciate if the Mods can let this grace the front page.


[img]https://2.bp..com/-fSeDuHH6EcE/VvKSyFk5FLI/AAAAAAABGOU/XQFPqw_vbKkj2tx4Wp_EwA5wahS9CHJDg/s640/Omotola-Jalade-Ekeinde-and-Matthew-Ekeinde-20-Years-Marriage-Anniversary-2016-AlabamaUncut.jpg[/img]
buy a toy aeroplane!
WebmastersRe: Mark Zuckerberg And Wife, Priscilla Step Out With Their Baby Bump by goingape1: 5:03pm On Mar 17, 2017
JamieBlog:
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan are expecting another baby girl.

Zuckerberg announced the news on his Facebook page saying the couple feared they wouldn't be able to have another child given their difficulties conceiving Max.


The couple stepped out in style to China State Dinner in the US, held in the honour of The Chinese President, Xi Jinping.


http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/03/mark-zuckerberg-and-wife-priscilla-step.html
while our baboons here are busy jumping from one dicck to another.

ya all women should learn from this
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Shows Off His Girlfriend And She Is Beautiful by goingape1: 5:00pm On Mar 17, 2017
TunezBlog:
Popular Nigerian producer and label owner, Don Jazzy has always managed to keep his relationship private and has remained single whenever he gets questioned by the media.

However matters of the heart can't be kept hidden forever as the Mavin records boss, has always dropped hint about the woman in his life, despite openly stating at every single opportunity that he has a strong crush on music star Rihanna.

Don Jazzy while trying to promote Iyanya's new single, last week let slip and shared a footage of his girlfriend singing the tune on his gram stories. This isn't the first time he will be sharing a photo of the mysterious lady tho, as he once showed her off on his gram with a caption that nothing will ever break them apart..

See her photos below...


http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2017/03/mavin-records-boss-don-jazzy-shares.html
all this girls are only good for fvcking and that's all
CrimeRe: Ebeng, University Lecturer In Calabar Shot Dead By Gunmen by goingape1: 12:52pm On Mar 17, 2017
sbashir10:
receive sense in jesus name

CrimeRe: Ebeng, University Lecturer In Calabar Shot Dead By Gunmen by goingape1: 12:19pm On Mar 17, 2017
Blaqmagik:
He was my lecturer,as at Monday he was laughing and chasing my course mates Accounting Yr3 so he could teach the freshers, he was a calm man didn't drive a fancy car, always bland but was eager to stay overtime in school,follow me to Beg other lectures to look into the probation and wrong carry overs in my result he didnt know me from anywhere. so Shut your Gutter ridden mouth you must not talk Especially if you aren't in the department. Every lecturer is corrupt but we still give some of them the benefit of doubt.
you must have opened your yansh for that lecturer undecided

ashawo
RomanceRe: Ladies, Please Stop Doing This On Instagram by goingape1: 11:53am On Mar 17, 2017
Ashawo on the rise!
CrimeRe: Ebeng, University Lecturer In Calabar Shot Dead By Gunmen by goingape1: 11:33am On Mar 17, 2017
when the lecturer will be failing students anyhow.

that's good for them.

I advise you students to deal with all those perverted lecturers. there are many mad lecturers roaming our universities.
Science/TechnologyRe: Google Empowers 500,000 Nigerians, Government Keen On Digital Economy by goingape1: 11:09am On Mar 17, 2017
i need drone!
if you are into digital art and area photography, drone is your best equipment
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: #xselfiechallenge; See Beautiful Selfies (pics) by goingape1: 10:47am On Mar 17, 2017
my!

on behave of our ape brothers and sisters, we have to come out and show our beauty. we apes are beautiful!

RomanceRe: List Of Things A Guy First Sees In A Lady Before He Walks Up To Woo Her by goingape1: 1:08am On Mar 17, 2017
comshots:
You may be amaze why that guy said hello to you or excuse me.You look familiar, etc.Though,you already know what he is up to.But you just pretend as if you are a novice.Well,he want to woo you.
The qualities that attracted him to make the move towards her are listed below.Different strokes for different folks.
1.Her curves-:If he is walking opposite you he has seen your curvy hips from afar.

2.Her big boobs and butts;-90% of guys are attracted to this features.Though,he may want to see the face first to know whether it complement.

3.Her beautiful face;-Some guys go for beauty first before anything.

4.Her thick and chubby stature;-This is one of my favorite.

5.Her petite frame;-Most guys love ladies with slim and small stature.

6.Her complexion;-Most guys are attracted to fair skin ladies.

Foreign AffairsRe: Letter Bomb Explodes At IMF Building In France by goingape1: 2:17pm On Mar 16, 2017
Ikio:
Did U read the story?
yeap!

I read the story. Paper bomb in France and the name of the syndicate responsible is boko haram. The France government is tracking down on the syndicate. cry
CrimeRe: Vampire: Untold Story Of His Capture by goingape1: 1:58pm On Mar 16, 2017
Barrywilly:
Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/v-m-p-r-e-untold-story-end/
you want me to read all this stuff while page 1 will pass me by!

Foreign AffairsRe: Letter Bomb Explodes At IMF Building In France by goingape1: 1:52pm On Mar 16, 2017
IslamRe: 2 Christian Ladies From Imo Convert To Islam (Photos) by goingape1: 12:57pm On Mar 16, 2017
chie8:
According to Islamic Calling Family,Zainab and Halimah have converted to Islam.The duo from Mbaise graduated from Darus-salam Kaduna State yesterday 15th March 2017.

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/two-mbaise-ladies-convert-to-islamphotos.html?m=1
converted to bomb
FamilyRe: Kenyan Lady Sleeps With Her Best Friend's Husband, Sends Him Nudes, Gets Exposed by goingape1: 3:44am On Mar 16, 2017
zoba88:
How would you react when you discover your best friend has been sleeping with your hubby?

A lady known as Ann Ahenda took to social media to express her frustration upon stumbling on irrefutable evidence of an illicit relationship between her husband and Olivia Apondi Agutu -who happens to be her best friend.

Olivia seemed to relish being drilled by Ann’s hubby and would even send him her ‘nunu’on whatsapp.

Here is what the lady showed on the popular Kilimani mums uncensored group:

I have experience the true meaning of betrayal. I never thought this will happen to me. OLIVIA APONDI AGUTU, your place is in HELL We use to be best of friends with this lady, and our husbands are like brothers for almost 5 years now.only for me to realize that I have been smiling with a python.

She and my husband are having affair behind our back.even though I know my husband can cheat I never expect it to be my best friend. after all we have been through OLIVIA?s pending days with you in the hospital and looking after you? And at that age with a 16th are old daughter and four boys you are still sending nude photos? you are wicked for real'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/woman-who-has-been-sleeping-and-sending.html?m=1

EventsRe: Another Repentant Prostitute Weds In Port Harcourt (Photos) by goingape1: 12:07pm On Mar 13, 2017
ebosie11:
Two months after Omega Power Ministries Port Harcourt rescued harlots,another rescued former harlot has tied the knot in OPM church.

Mrs Joy Francis (not real name),an Enugu born orphan and one of the OPM Diobu converted sex worker has again joined the league of married women in OPM. Taking her marital vow at the GRA branch of OPM church, the bride expressed her joy over what God used His servant to accomplish in her life.She said...

'I got involved in prostitution after the death of my mother in 2012. I am an orphan, my father died in 2007, I came from a polygamous home and could not continue my education after dropping out in my secondary school. As my last option, I took the choice of engaging in a full time prostitution to help myself. Consequently,I was admitted into a demonic brothel in Diobu where certain rituals are made through shaving of hair from all the sensitive part of your body to be deposited with the owner of the brothel. I could not find any pleasure in the business as several ugly incidents kept occuring in the evil brothel. I lament every day in my life for God to rescue me as I no longer feel comfortable tocontinue in the act of prostitution but to avail.At some point, members of Winners Chapel church near water lines junction, will come to the brothel in their buses to convey us to their church but will later return us to the brothel. I kept wondering why the church could not offer an alternative means for us to quit the illicit trade".

Speaking further, the bride said...

'As I was believing God for a saviour to meet me was when Daddy OPM visited our brothel with an uncommon style of envagelism urging us not only to quit prostitution but to pack out of the brothel to follow him. He promised to give us house, set up businesses for us, change our lives and also to sponsor the traditional and white wedding of any of us who truly accept Christ and repent from our evil ways, a rare opportunity I have been looking for. This divine visitation by the OPM envagelism team was made two days after my colleague "Chisom" lost her life in the act, a situation that created so much fear in me to quit the business. Today, those promises were made possible in my life, I am now wedded to a husband of my choice, the church has graciously provided another accommodation for us, set up business for me and God has changed my life for better'.

While praying to God to continue to bless Daddy OPM and the members of the church who through their tithes and offerings made her life worth living, the excited bride vowed to serve the God of OPM all through her life including her yet unborn generation.She vowed never to return to her sinful life anymore.

The situation was not different with the groom, a furniture maker who out of life challenges recently spotted OPM through Telecast and became a member. According to the groom...

'I do not care about what background we may come from but with the God of OPM, he knew his matrimonial home is solidly built'.

He expressed appreciation for the love the members of the church and Daddy OPM demonstrated towards him and his newly wedded.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/from-brothel-to-church-weddinganother.html?m=1
me marry a repented ashawo?

it can never happen

EducationRe: Teenager Loses Sight Over Teacher's Cane (photo) by goingape1: 12:00pm On Mar 13, 2017
BetaThings:
What do the teach you guys in church to become so heartless
An independent reader of this thread who has never lived with Muslims and Christians can only draw one conclusion
have you checked my signature dear?
EducationRe: Teenager Loses Sight Over Teacher's Cane (photo) by goingape1: 6:48am On Mar 13, 2017
nextprince:
If you read b4 making comments, you will not die.
Muslims don't bear the name "Moses Aura".
k
EducationRe: Teenager Loses Sight Over Teacher's Cane (photo) by goingape1: 12:51am On Mar 13, 2017
FriendNG:
You jump up blaming Islam without reading the article. I pray hatred won't kill you. Brainwashed lost sheep.
die hard fan of Islam


check my signature to earn more bitcoins
EducationRe: Teenager Loses Sight Over Teacher's Cane (photo) by goingape1: 12:37am On Mar 13, 2017
FriendNG:
Christianity is Evil

Of course the pedophile is a lost sheep follower of defenceless so called god that cry like a baby while dying on the cross. The pedophile Christian pervert wanted to rape innocent Muslim girl. But God pass him.

The teacher is Moses Aura. Bury your head in shame Mumu.

EducationRe: Teenager Loses Sight Over Teacher's Cane (photo) by goingape1: 12:25am On Mar 13, 2017
stoic6ix:
you didn't even go through the report. You just opened your mouth and vomited waffs. The teachers name is Moses Aura. i am sure he has not committed any sin in your bible since jesus christ your Lord has shed his blood already!! Does that even make sense to you?
keep shading your Inman

EducationRe: Teenager Loses Sight Over Teacher's Cane (photo) by goingape1: 11:27pm On Mar 12, 2017
dre11:
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/teenager-loses-sight-over-teacher-s-cane/188865.html
Islam Is peace! undecided

probably the pedophile Inman wanted to rape her but she give no room for him to insert his holy Quranic dicck so that she can learn the Arabic Quran fast fast and so therefore resorted to use violence.

we have wonderful Inman roaming the street in this county
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman Reacts To Sex Scandal: "I'm Tough, Can't Bring Me Down" by goingape1: 11:25pm On Mar 12, 2017
emiliy223:
Following the alleged sex scandal trailing the General Pastor of Omega Fire Ministries, he spoke in his church refuting the allegations

Watch video:

"Just because of one thing, I said don't kill Christians they are now acting Nollywood. They should have brought a better looking..."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh6cWnr1NkE?t=31

http://enigeria.com.ng/apostle-johnson-suleman-responds-allegations/

Christianity EtcRe: It's Only God And Apostle Suleman's Wife That Can Condemn Him by goingape1: 7:15pm On Mar 12, 2017
todayboy:
As a member of omega fire ministry this my view is that its only apostle suleiman wife and God that can condemn him.

As for now the entire sex scandal against my father in the lord is only an allegation and not fact

If truly apostle Suleman slept with the girls its not a big deal they are both adults

I will have issues with my pastor apostle Suleiman if he sleeps with young girls or married women

we the members of omega fire ministry knows apostle Suleiman is a MAN OF GOD and not a GOD OF MAN

he can make mistakes he is human

the media is only doing free publicity for the church

we have more members in the church today and they are blessed

we are really in end time imagine a young girl bold enough have press conference that she is sleeping with a man old enough to be her father and adults praising and supporting her because the man of God is against Buhari, fulani herdsmen and el rufai

Apostle and his wife are happy together no online opinion that can change that

Apostle Suleman me and my household we love you more no media of devil can change that

CrimeRe: Female Airforce Officer Shot Dead In Makurdi By Her Army Boyfriend Over Cheating by goingape1: 6:46pm On Mar 12, 2017
Obaofnaija:
According to reports making rounds online, this young lady named "Oladipupo Solape" Popularly known as Shomzy Shomzy On Facebook got gunned down this morning by her young boyfriend who is also in the military in makurdi after suspecting her of cheating on him, Here is what one of her colleague Shared below:

What Nonsense!
So this Criminal finally Killed her, after all the Love;
He felt she was double dating n shot her, RIP Shomzy Shomzy
No no no no



http://www.naijabazeline.com/2017/03/beautiful-female-airforce-officer-shot.html


Lalasticlala
you live by the Toto and die by the Toto.

Now what will you tell God undecided

You were distributing your Toto to different army personnel thinking that you were serving the nation!


May your gentle Toto rest in peace

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