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Science/TechnologyRe: See The Animal I Killed In University Of Benin. What's The Name? by goingape1: 12:25am On Mar 10, 2017
sainty2k3:
Despite our number on nairaland, no one has been able to identify appropriately the animal in question.
I'm quitting NL if the identity is not decoded in the next 48hrs. Thanks
na potto. belonging to the raccoon family
RomanceRe: How To Know Your Man Loves You by goingape1: 11:34pm On Mar 09, 2017
importexpert:
Most ladies are confused about the way their partners relate with them. Just as people have always said it is difficult to understand women, it seems women are having a difficult time recognizing if their man loves them or not. If you are a lady, here are a few hints to know that your man is head-over-heels in love with you.

1. He loves to stare at you:

This is not the usual I-want-to-take-you-to-bed-and-get-naughty kind of look. Yes, men have high libido. But when your man loves you, he may not be able to say it repeatedly as he feels it. So instead, he takes a look at you and wonders within himself how lucky he is to be able to have a damsel like you. That is a very little, yet special way he adores you. Don’t freak out if you catch him staring. It’s just one of his weird ways of showing love.

2. He cannot stay angry with you for long:

Most men will agree with this. If you offend your man, sometimes, he gets hurt that you are the one that hurts him. Yea, that’s true. This makes him want to settle with you. But trust we men with ego, we will rarely come out straight. He will find a way to establish communication with you and give you the opportunity to apologize. That’s when you will hear, “I mistakenly dialled your number thinking it was Ebuka. Anyway, how are you?” And once you apologize, he accepts immediately.

3. He shares his future plan with you:

When a man does not love a woman, she has to beg him to know what the future is like about the two of them. You know why he lets her beg? Because he actually doesn’t have one. But if your man loves you, he is the one that will engage you on his future plans. Even if he never had one before, your presence in his life will make him want to sit up. And when he shares that future with you, know that he does so because he sees you in it and wants to build it with you.

4. He creates time for you:

There is a difference between someone who hangs out with you when they are free and someone who creates time to hang out with you. Your man is the first type of man but also the second man. He may be busy, but you’d be surprised at how he creates time out of his busy schedule to talk to you. He has come to enjoy your company that one of the way he relaxes by having you around. If he does that, appreciate him. It means he values you greatly.

5. He starts to like your flaws:

This is weird but it is one of the things that you will see in a man that loves his woman. He will stop trying to change you. He will no longer make an attempt to get angry when he sees your flaws. Instead, he laughs over it and accepts you completely. That’s when you will hear him say, “When you’re angry with me and start talking about it, you need to see your face. You always look so cute.”

6. He shows you off to anybody that cares to listen:

When your man loves you deeply, you are no longer his secret affair. You are now his open secret. He lets you know how precious you are to him. Not only that, he talks so highly of you among his friends that he makes them wish you were theirs. And rarely does he talk you down in the presence of his friends, even if you both have an issue at hand.

7. He is interested in your progress:

That’s right! He will want to know how your day went, what your short term goals are, what dreams you have etc. And he is not just interested in them; he becomes your greatest cheerleader. You can count on him to encourage you to fulfil your dreams. Why? Because deep within him is a satisfaction that comes from seeing the smile on your face when you have achieved your dreams.
So ladies, if you ever find this kind of man as your partner, never let him go because such men are rare.
What do you think? Do you agree with this article? Share your thoughts through the comment box.
what a wonderful piece of Shiite undecided
WebmastersRe: Mark Zuckerberg & Wife Priscilla Expecting Another Baby Girl. PICS by goingape1: 10:21pm On Mar 09, 2017
PrettyCrystal:
Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan are expecting another baby girl... The Facebook CEO announced Thursday on the popular social media site that he and his wife, a pediatrician, are going to welcome a sibling for their 15-month-old daughter Maxima “Max” this year. Zuckerberg also shared throwback photos of him and his wife to elaborate on his good news.

Read what he shared on his page below;

Priscilla and I are happy to share we're expecting another baby girl!

After our difficult experience having Max, we weren't sure what to expect or whether we'd be able to have another child. When Priscilla and I first found out she was pregnant again, our first hope was that the child would be healthy. My next hope was that it would be a girl. I cannot think of a greater gift than having a sister and I'm so happy Max and our new child will have each other.

I grew up with three sisters and they taught me to learn from smart, strong women. They weren't just my sisters but some of my best friends. They've gone on to write books, excel at performance, music, sports, cooking and their careers. They showed me how to compete and still laugh together afterwards.

Priscilla grew up with two sisters and they taught her the importance of family, caring for others and hard work. They supported each other as first generation college students and in their careers in medicine and business. They have so many inside jokes -- the kind only siblings can understand.

We are all better people because of the the strong women in our lives -- sisters, mothers and friends. We can't wait to welcome our new little one and do our best to raise another strong woman.


http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/facebook-boss-mark-zuckerberg-and-wife.html

https://www.facebook.com/zuck/posts/10103558857158521?ref=notif&notif_t=notify_me&notif_id=1489082814910040
see beautiful fine Asia mix child smiley

unlike our baboons (naija women) who have sold their yansh to the devil angry
CrimeRe: Why Man Committed Suicide After Announcing It On Facebook by goingape1: 11:51am On Mar 09, 2017
who invented the drinking of otapiapia undecided

otapiapia has now become the most effective way of killing one-self.

method of drinking otapiapia:
1. by slowly drinking it and crying

2. fast absorption of otapiapia= this lead to the rapid effect of suicide when one consume otapiapia fast. the user will be sedated with stomach upset and sleep still someone opens the door and find the user dead

3. diluted otapiapia with water= this method is not as effective as number 1 and 2, this method should be strictly use when you had a second choice about living.
FamilyRe: Man Sexually Molested/harassed Shares Story Also Advises Parents (PHOTOS) by goingape1: 3:35pm On Mar 08, 2017
GloriaNinja:
I smell Lies, stupid thread done just to make front page.

RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Wait For Their Girlfriends To Get Pregnant 1st Before Marrying Them? by goingape1: 12:15am On Mar 06, 2017
nkemdi89:
You have comprehension problem, what it implies is that despite her exposure in the university or academic environment she was not influence by the diminishing moral standard, she was able to keep her head above water and survive the storm. Learn to assimilate properly before replying people. Good day.
are you a virgin?
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Wait For Their Girlfriends To Get Pregnant 1st Before Marrying Them? by goingape1: 12:04am On Mar 06, 2017
sekundosekundo:
I met my wife February 6, told her my mind after 2 weeks, we did our trad. July and church wedding September of the same year. I didn't touch her till our wedding night. You know what?, I found out that she was a virgin at 30 and a graduate. I love her so much.
so you don't know she was a graduate when dating her undecided

never knew people like you still exist!

RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Wait For Their Girlfriends To Get Pregnant 1st Before Marrying Them? by goingape1: 11:44pm On Mar 05, 2017
nkemdi89:
Neither do I, instead I believe in waiting till wedding.
are you a virgin?

you are not a virgin and still waiting till wedding night!

stop deceiving yourself woman! once someone preek has gone into your yansh (be it with condom or contraceptives) that's when marriage started and the planing of bringing out offsprings.

you are just fooling yourself woman except you are a virgin

RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Wait For Their Girlfriends To Get Pregnant 1st Before Marrying Them? by goingape1: 11:27pm On Mar 05, 2017
dovelike:
Yes, this thing has puzzled me for a while but why do guys wait for their girlfriends to get pregnant before getting married to them? This is the trend we see now. Celebrity examples are Tonto Dike, Laura Ikeji, PSquare just to mention a few. Not to talk of most people I know personally. This removes the sacredness of a pure union.

Is it that the pregnancy removes a cloak from their eyes and they realize that they want to get married to their girlfriends (something that didn't know before?) or they just want to do right by the lady, thereby, entering into a marriage they are not ready for.

This doesn't guarantee lasting and fruitful marriage for both of them because they both were kind of forced into it and not from their own genuine will, as it's meant to be.
after you most have aborted a whole village clan! you now want us to take that piece of a shiit body without testing it undecided
hell no!

primary sch, you women will be fvcking someone in secondary school.

secondary school, you women will upgrade in fvcking someone in college or university.

when you enter university, you women will be fvcking lecturers,businessmen, security men, okada rider,politicians etc. and when ya women are serving (doing NYSC) ya will be fvcking marriage men undecided

so tell me on the list above, there is some interval where ya foolish women will to do abortion. and you want us not to test drive that yansh to see if it is still operational undecided
RomanceRe: Man Caught Gazing At A Lady's Backside While She Passes By (photo) by goingape1: 11:26pm On Mar 05, 2017

RomanceRe: What Do You Now Regret Doing For Your Ex? by goingape1: 11:11pm On Mar 04, 2017
piperson:
so some people do crazy things for their girlfriend or boyfriend but after a break up they feel their fomer mates deserve less than what they did for them

so the question is, what did you do for your ex that you ended up regretting?
I regret telling that ape "I love you" angry

what a worthless piece of Shiite she is!
ComputersRe: Laptop Explodes And Kills A Corper In Taraba State (Disturbing Photos) by goingape1: 10:59pm On Mar 04, 2017
SalamRushdie:
There has to be more to this story medically because that wound looks like it gangrened before he died ..I think after that laptop fire the wound wasn't properly treated and gangrened thereby sending him into a septic shock he didn't recover from

CrimeRe: UNIZIK Female Student Dies Of Generator Fume After Smoking Weed In Security Room by goingape1: 6:53pm On Mar 03, 2017
UNIZIK1stSon:
A 400 Level female student of Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka was, today, found dead in the Room of A security man in her Hostel after allegedly smoking Marijuana and inhaling fumes from a Generator set. Read the story as shared by UNIZIK Parrot.

As Shared by UNIZIK PARROT...

Tragic!! UNIZIK Final Year Female Student Dies in "Aboki's" Room After Smoking Weed

Something Tragic happened today at One Anita lodge in Ifite, Near Royal Bed where A Student was found dead in the room of an alleged security man.

Our Parrots told us that the young lady (name unknown yet) went to Aboki's room to charge her mobile phone, during which they smoked marijuana and dozed off.

The said security man had kept his generator in the Kitchen (No escape for fumes), hence Carbonmonoxide from the Generator exhaust pipes found its way into the room killing the Young lady while the Security man is said to be in Coma.

We tried Taking Pictures but security men who arrived the venue later in the afternoon were preventing us, we finally took this few blurred ones.

See the photos here:

http://mynaijainfo.com/2017/03/unizik-final-year-female-student-dies-aboks-room-photos/
chemical combination of weed is CO2² while that of generator fume is Ç02.

so inhaling CO2²+CO2= CO⁴+O²+C0

that's a lethal dose of highly concentrated liquid carbon and ozone in gaseous form undecided

enough to kill instantly an elephant within a second undecided
RomanceRe: I Find It Very Offensive When Men Cannot Chase Only Women They Can Afford by goingape1: 1:26pm On Mar 02, 2017
Lunagirl:
Thank you for asking after him. He is still one of the most amazing men on earth.
Though your pity is unwarranted, I'd still let him know that one unknown identity pities him.

Oh, and God bless your family.
useless thing undecided

you will soon born an imbec1le as your first son and then you will know the implication of your dirty words
RomanceRe: I Find It Very Offensive When Men Cannot Chase Only Women They Can Afford by goingape1: 1:18pm On Mar 02, 2017
Lunagirl:
The problem is not the money. The problem is the world view. That girl has made some point.

There is a level of women that you should not chase if you are not in the same financial strength with them. It's not because of money.

The truth is that you will not even be able to afford yourself with them. If she and her friends are going to Florida for the holidays, how do you want to follow them? Or going vacation somewhere? How do you hope to afford it?

Don't go around spending the little you have one someone that will not notice it. And later you will come to Nairaland to spill trash.
I only pity your papa!
FamilyRe: 4 Signs Your Wife Is Sleeping With Other Men by goingape1: 6:51am On Mar 02, 2017
Nature8:
You're correct bro, but my wife can never cheat on me..
sure?

FamilyRe: 4 Signs Your Wife Is Sleeping With Other Men by goingape1: 6:49am On Mar 02, 2017
SweetBoyFriend:

It's very very easy to lure a girl to have sex with her

You have a girlfriend and she goes out everyday, at least 200 men would try to hit her up every 8 months, i tell you what *She will not say "No" to those 200 men

99.9% of this new era ladies do cheat(excluding our mothers because they're not olosho like these Instagram age girls)

Just give them that attention and pretend you love them and act like a fool for them, they will have sex with you

Remember how many married women who tried to have sex with you ?? That's that's exactly how your wife is trying to bang other dudes
my nigggggga!

WebmastersRe: How Reliable Are Nigerian Web Hosting Companies? by goingape1: 7:06am On Mar 01, 2017
Dolm:
I want to register a domain name and self host it for blogging purposes. I've heard about the services of Name cheap and may want to go for them. But I don't know how to pay them since I don't have a credit card or PayPal account because of the fired crisis. Supposing I go for a Nigerian Registrar and Host, how reliable are they?
Pls. I need an honest counsel.
not reliable!
LiteratureRe: ANAN Niger State Courtesy Visit And Plea For Niger State Library by goingape1: 7:00am On Mar 01, 2017
nsbireda:
The Director, Niger State Book and Other Intellectual Resource Development Agency (NSBIREDA), Alhaji Hussaini Nma Baba received the members of the Association of Nigerian Authors, Niger State branch who were in a courtesy visit to the Agency on 27th February, 2017.
The Chairman, Caretaker Committee, Mallam Kamar Hamza who led the delegation spoke about the benefits of revisiting memorandum of understanding between ANA and NSBIREDA which include areas of collaboration such as technical support in book development, publications and promotions. He sought collaboration with the Agency to revive ‘writers spell’, a guest authorship programme modified to hold quarterly with the agency being proposed as the venue of the forthcoming edition billed 11th March, 2017.

A former Chairman of the Association, Mr. Nma Hassan Muhammad highlighted the terrible state of the Abubakar Imam Library Complex and the need for Government to come to its aid, stating that “the state of your library symbolizes your state of education”. He appealed to the Director for an office space in the Agency to hold their meetings as the state library which houses the ANA Secretariat is no longer conducive. Bala Jibrin Bala, former PRO of the association also appealed to the government for jobs for young writers.

In response to the comments from Kamar Hamza, Alhaji Hussaini Nma Baba re-assured the visitors of the commitment of the Agency to collaborate with relevant bodies for the good of Niger State while informing them of the proposals sent to the government concerning the training of Information officers in Ministries, Departments and Agencies (MDAs), reviving the culture of debate among schools and other activities to promote and enhance intellectual property. In a move to show commitment towards the proceedings during the courtesy visit, a committee has been put together to re-visit the memorandum of understanding between ANAN and NSBIREDA and also suggest areas of collaborations in line with current trend. The Director, NSBIREDA also reminded the guests that NSBIREDA is home for writers and meeting at State chapter of ANAN can be held in the premises of the Agency. The visit came to a close after a prayer from Albert Akhuetie, serving NYSC corps member and proceeded for a group photograph involving NSBIREDA staff and ANAN delegation

http://www.nsbireda.org.ng/blogs/post/ANAN-Niger-State-Courtesy-visit-and-plea-for-Abubakar-Imam-State-Library/
who read this piece of Shiite undecided
RomanceRe: 7 Immature Dating Habits Ladies Should Grow Out Of In 2017 by goingape1: 6:57am On Mar 01, 2017
DeeTus:
Exactly. I personally don't get manipulated by these end time girls because I am not sex freak. Infact, most of these girls have nothing spectacular to offer. They only care about money.
other than their smelly stinking yansh I'm still looking for what a woman can offer?
RomanceRe: 7 Immature Dating Habits Ladies Should Grow Out Of In 2017 by goingape1: 6:54am On Mar 01, 2017
browniex:
that is exactly what my girlfriend is doing to me right now,just because she wanted to come and see me and told her to wait till next week,she got angry and stopped picking my calls,I have been trying to talk to her now for the past 4 days,she has refused to pick,she is putting me throw an emotional punishment, so I have decided to delete her number and the call log,so that I won't be tempted to call her again,until she calls,if she doesn't, then that's the end of the relationship.
no time for biitches play!

wise move

RomanceRe: 4 Disadvantages Of Dating A Younger Man In Nigeria by goingape1: 7:24pm On Feb 26, 2017
Berbierklaus:
That is if you allow people interfere in your relationship.

Love and mutual understanding is all that matters,my friend is dating someone she is 3 years older than and theirs is the best relationship I've seen so far.
your friend or you!

CelebritiesRe: Churchill Visits Grandma's Hometown, Flags Off Agric Empowerment Scheme! by goingape1: 12:05pm On Feb 26, 2017
kimbra:
You don't begin a sentence with small letter. Learn!, my friend learn!!. And to answer your question: It does put money on the table.

Ignorant mofo!. cool
is mofo an English word undecided


ode!
CelebritiesRe: Churchill Visits Grandma's Hometown, Flags Off Agric Empowerment Scheme! by goingape1: 12:02pm On Feb 26, 2017
bowman000:
Must you use venomous words?


Oga go get a life abeg...aturu awusa
your type dey always lick woman yansh undecided

shay you get life abi?

CelebritiesRe: Churchill Visits Grandma's Hometown, Flags Off Agric Empowerment Scheme! by goingape1: 11:57am On Feb 26, 2017
kimbra:
You could have spent the time you used in replying me to work on your English. It's terrible.

Like I said earlier, women are suffering in marriages.
shay your papa na English teacher undecided

shay English go put money for table?

useless women
CelebritiesRe: Churchill Visits Grandma's Hometown, Flags Off Agric Empowerment Scheme! by goingape1: 10:55am On Feb 26, 2017
kimbra:
How did you come to this conclusion "he's a good man".

It's only his wife who could attest to his character and person, so far Tonto has done that. You all don't know what some ladies go through in marriages...trust me, Tonto is still holding back a lot about her estranged marriage to Churchill.
shut your hole!

because you here Tonto blabbing up and down you now classified her as a good woman with no fault!

you don't know what some men are going through in marriage just because you don't here them talking doesn't mean there are happy undecided

women like you are the one who goes about fvcking people's husband.

make we here word jorrr!
CelebritiesRe: Churchill Visits Grandma's Hometown, Flags Off Agric Empowerment Scheme! by goingape1: 10:51am On Feb 26, 2017
omonighoblessing:
it's good..but charity begins at home.
I think his home shld first be fixed.WHATSOEVER the case is,it's a for better for worse case now.Churchill you shld fix your home first....then continue fixing others.
are you sick in the head undecided

your mentality is such of a greedy and venomous!

so let him stay with his bad wife abi and forget about others poor peopleundecided

women like you don't go far in life
EducationRe: Which African Country Speaks The Best English? by goingape1: 1:01pm On Feb 25, 2017
Akpevwe9:
While I was browsing the net this evening with my itel S31, came across this and decided to share.
Who speaks the best English in Africa? And the answer is Uganda. According to the world linguistic Agency, Uganda takes the cake for being the best English speaking African Nation.
First off, the idea behind the best English speaking African nation ranking is in no way to slight any nation. Africa is a country of an entirely different culture from the west. So, it is understandable that some African countries are still not fluent in them. As a matter of fact not all the nations of the world fancy the English language.
English language is the global/international language at the moment.
Like we say, anything worth doing is worth doing well. There are 28 English speaking African nations. From these 28, the World Linguistic Agency made a list of those who speak the best of English language in Africa.
Best English Speaking Countries In Africa:

1. Uganda

2. South Africa

3. Nigeria

4. Kenya

5. Zambia

6. Botswana

7. Zimbabwe

8. Malawi

9. Ghana

10. Rwanda

11. Sudan

It is also worthy to mention that as some countries were not colonized by the British, their Lingua franca differs. It will be asking too much to expect fluency from them.
Africa is not a county! undecided

is a continent. put that into consideration
IslamRe: Miracles Of The Qur'an: Discovery Of More Planets In The Universe By Nasa. by goingape1: 1:24pm On Feb 24, 2017
jomoh:

“Or do they say: “He (Prophet Muhammad) has forged it (this Quran)?” Nay! They believe not! Let them then produce a recitation like it if they are truthful.”

(Quran 52 verses 33-34)


Remind me how many versions of the bible are out there but Allah himself has issued an open challenge to anyone of your ilks over 1400years ago to produce anything close to the Quran but billions of your likes that have existed since then has not been able to take up the challenge.


"We sent not before thee (any messengers) save men(including Jesus christ) whom We inspired from among the folk of the townships - Have they not travelled in the land and seen the nature of the consequence for those who were before them? And verily the abode of the Hereafter, for those who ward off (evil), is best. Have ye then no sense?
Till, when the messengers despaired and thought that they were denied, then came unto them Our help, and whom We would was saved. And Our wrath cannot be warded from the guilty.

In their history verily there is a lesson for men of understanding. It is no invented story but a confirmation of the existing (Scripture/Bible) and a detailed explanation of everything, and a guidance and a mercy for folk who believe. "


(Quran 12 verses 109-111)


This is a confirmation that you people are primary school certificate holders as compared to Islam that has gone one to become a professor.


" And now they reject the truth when it reaches them: but soon shall they learn the reality of what they used to mock at.

See they not how many of those before them We did destroy? Generations We had established on the earth, in strength such as We have not given to you, for whom We poured out rain from the skies in abundance, and gave streams flowing beneath their (feet): yet for their sins We destroyed them, and raised in their wake fresh generations (to succeed them)."

(Quran 6 verses 5-6)


The signs are getting clear in the eyes of the western scientists and professors. You non entity in the dongeon of Africa is here arguing and mocking.

Continue. I pray it doesn't get too late before you realise it.
ohh!

child of Ishmaelite! that's where Islam is been gotten from.


we understand you
IslamRe: Miracles Of The Qur'an: Discovery Of More Planets In The Universe By Nasa. by goingape1: 1:20pm On Feb 24, 2017
drnoel:
Interesting to note. Pls post the chapter and verse. Its not possible that I missed that but am willing to learn everyday. I ask myself though if that is true why didn't Galileo mention it when he made his postulates. Galileo was a believer.
He spreads out the northern skies over empty space; he suspends the earth over nothing.
Job 26:7 NIV
http://bible.com/111/job.26.7.NIV
IslamRe: Miracles Of The Qur'an: Discovery Of More Planets In The Universe By Nasa. by goingape1: 12:46pm On Feb 24, 2017
[quote author=Adeoba10 post=54013556][/quote]there is different between Jesus came as a man or Jesus is a man!
IslamRe: Miracles Of The Qur'an: Discovery Of More Planets In The Universe By Nasa. by goingape1: 12:41pm On Feb 24, 2017
drnoel:
So u mean the Quran was there before Galileo, Pythagoras, Socrates, Da Vinci and the rest renowned astronomers? Please I don't mean to be rude but don't be naive. All the hypothesis of these men have been either confirmed by mordern science or disproved. So far in my Studies there has been nothing cited or quoted from the Quran or the Bible that has been repeated by the fathers of astronomy and I have read both the Quran and the Bible to confirm. In fact a friend of mine wrote it as his thesis for his finals years back. Lets please stick to facts and not fantasy
I can tell you one!

if you read job he talk about gravity and the sphericity of the earth.

not more than a century ago scientists discovered that the earth is spherical in shape.

many people believe that the earth was flat

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