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AFONJA! let me tell you a proverb:

the hands that feed the lions will soon be use as a feed to the lions.

don't go about and be looking for green card the easy way and be telling ya brown roof people that oduduwa has bless ya hands!


by doing this, that means oduduwa must have done thesame thing by sleep with older gods before he gave birth to ya people!


like father and son!

Kizmilz:
I'm posting this on behalf of my friend Paschal

Someone somewhere is trying to tag my work as a pre wedding photo which it is not please repost its my work for valentine with @signaturemodels pls share and share let it be ur birthday gift to me @palchuxphotography

I heard that Adam has the biggest prick while Eve has the roundest brea.st!


before eating of the Apple, the both were n@ked if you read your bible very well

#showusyourpenisandvaginal

ebusfav:
A Nigerian lady @mss_MGA, has turned a Prophet and her first prophecy is about Nigeria. The Muslim lady and Twitter user, tweeted; "One day women in hijab will be more attractive than those bitches in bikini."

However, this didn't go down well with most Nigerians, as they called her out and even schooled her on why men don't find hijab wearing ladies attractive.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/03/one-day-women-in-hijab-will-be-more.html

that smelly stinking cloth!

forke:
Hw nuch in naira

70k

Iamlordgee:
Dude.. What's the price

190USD

piece of Shiite for 70k

badassProdigy:
So sad...

The Nigerian lady, Chiamaka Glory, who got married to her Portuguese husband, Arlindo de Freitas, last year lost her life during the delivery of her first child at the Mart Hospital in Lagos...

May her soul rest in peace.


http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/nigerian-lady-dies-during-childbirth.html?m=1

the work of village people!

the man must be dead

Dojupyo:
So romantic..

My future hubby, just be Godfearing, a loving man and rich.. Even if you gimme the ring, without kneeling, I'll gladly accept biko

your type never progress in life!

always miserable and roaming the street doing prostitute and fantasying on one Prince charming in there demented brain.

broseme:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSLI09aDxdC/

What a sweet way proposal.Comedian Jenkins Osoru gathered his friends.After singing a lovely song for his girlfriend Mary Elaye,he knelt down and proposed to her.Mary Elaye then gave him the a very 'hot and romantic' kiss.

See photos below and watch the proposal video above


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/man-proposes-to-his-girlfriend-in.html?m=1

propose for one useless black woman were someone done already drill hole!

ebubelaila:
Adedoyin Solanmii, who reported that her dog was raped by her neighbour's dog sometime in January, has also disclosed that her dog which got pregnant from the rape, has given birth to 5 puppies.

However, she's having mixed feelings about her dog and her puppies, as her January tweet reads; "My neighbour's dog raped my dog yesternight, am furious she just got her pd last mth. I hope she won't get preggy from this assault."

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/03/mixed-feelings-as-raped-dog-gives-birth.html

I thought it was the work of AFONJA doing some funny stuff with animals but was disappointed when I open this page!

RIP ashawo!

AlexReports:
The Queen of Aso Nigeria  kick against rape novelty football match season 3 was a great success, Top Nigerian Beauty queens played their heart out against top celebrity ladies at Children int\'l School, lekki, Lagos State.         
                                        
The match which commenced at 5pm  was Declared open by the Deputy Governor of Lagos State- Her Excellency Dr Idiat Oluranti Adebule represented by Mrs Ajoke Gbeleyi-Director Private Education and Special Programmes, Lagos State Ministry of Education.The teams was  captained by CEO 9ineteen MAGAZINE Mrs Chichi Omeseaka and Queen Nancy Inyama Queen of Aso World 2016 for Celebrity ladies and beauty queens respectively.  

Both the 1st and 2nd Half ended without no goal from both team and left the referee with no choice than penalty shoot out. Interestingly the Celebrity Ladies team won by 3 goals against 2. The Event/Match which was geared towards public sensitization against Rape KICK AGAINST RAPE..its a novelty football Match  to campaign against Rape.Rape has become a menace in our society,alot of our young girls pass through lot o f pains and Truama.

The event was supported by Big Church Foundation,Studio 24,Empress njamah Foundation, Amity Global Network,club Quilox, Aso LABEL,Alex Report,9ineteen MAGAZINE,ATTENTION Magazine, MTN Nigeria,Super Sport tv and‎

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSF5RmzBB-K/

kick against rape and you are wearing sexy cloth

you are indirectly campaigning for someone to rape ya!

naija woman with chicken brain

stane007:
See more of their Photos https://www.nairaland.com/3702885/photos-tboss-lookalike-sister-wendy



http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/03/bbnaija-tboss-younger-sister-wendy-just.html?m=1

apostle Suleiman right now on the last pic:

akinlex:
Lol... wonders shall never end, they are now stealing mother's day write up.

"I wrote mine from my heart, with tears in my eyes, write yours too" woman tells lady who stole her write-up

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSHU2jUDwT4/?taken-by=lady_may_b

http://looknaija..com/2017/03/lady-accused-stealing-mothers-day-write-up.html

no noise on Fathers day but when it comes to mothers days we won't here word

graciella:
I can see that you are daft lol read what you wrote and read my reply

is your brain still OK?

graciella:
Including your sisters and mum?

is your brain OK?

Islie:
http://pmexpressng.com/man-bites-off-mother-laws-finger-scattering-marriage/


Photo for illustration

just for a piece of yansh

I keep telling people! Women are not worth fighting for!

You will tired for that ugly looking yansh as soon as she gave birth

tydi:
Bros all I see is your destiny COKED up in a bottle.

BOKAI!

PapiNigga:
The pretty celebrant, Salami Esther and her fellow corps members, yesterday looked gorgeous in their uniform-themed birthday shower party in Osun state.

See more photos below...



http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/check-out-this-nysc-inspired-birthday.html?m=1

apostle Suleiman will be very happy seeing those ladies with big big breassts

stane007:
The mother of Stephanie Otobo, was at Apostle Suleman's church Omega Fire Ministry today, to beg Apostle Johnson Suleman to forgive her daughter. The woman came with Stephanie's sister. According to Apostle Suleman's church member:

And papa told her that he has forgiven her and reversed all the curse, but that she must give her life to Christ totally........ Our God is good.... I'm proud to be an Omega fire member.....


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/03/stephanie-otobos-mother-sister-storm.html

na for only Nigeria pastor dey curse and reverse curse

say new testament God say bless ya enemy and pray for them! but why our pastorpreneur like to dey curse people?

daddy oleydepo curse persin make her mouth dey smell, apostle Suleiman (with big dicck precisely) curse Stephens now he dey reverse am.

I dey suspect say our pastors na Quran dem dey use take preach for there members.

Codedrock:
SOURCE: http://www.takemetonaija.com/2017/03/get-to-know-nok-culture-nigerias-oldest.html#more

nok is located in kaduna (kafacha precisely) not Jos.


put that into consideration

Tajbol4splend:
I have seen people who claimed to be in love with themselves before marriage but you see them having a lot of disputes after getting married, I ask myself why this should be, I ask if it is still the same two people who used to do things together, who used to show love in different ways, all of a sudden at the time when the love is supposed to be at climax, they start having problems they never used to have before marriage, things then change, they then change.

Well what I think that causes this is that most people in relationships don't pay attention to necessary details about their partners.

Nairaland veterans and geniuses over to you, what do you think brings this bitterness into marriage between two people who have claimed to be lovers before their marriage

phuking a woman before marriage is way more sweeter that phunking the same woman after marriage.

after marriage the zeal of phuking that woman will no longer be there

bamisepeters:
Some questions were raised in church today, and as a relationship blogger i am concerned about that which i can really talk about even while asleep. Among those questions are these two:

1. As a Jesus-like woman, what will you do when you find out that your husband and your family nurse are having an affair and whenever he is sick the only healer is the nurse?

2. Your husband, a religious one for that matter has an Alhaja who is pregnant for him, what will you do as a true Christian wife?

I am not a woman so i may not be able to answer this question. However, left to me, when we get to the bridge we shall cross it somehow.

A woman responded that the woman should first ask herself what she has done or what she is doing wrong to warrant such situation before concluding.

We know a Muslim woman may not really count the second question as an issue, but as a righteous woman(a true believer in Christ) who doesn't want to take action that will displease God, what will you do in this situation?

Your response will definitely help someone and a home as a whole.

Source: http://bamisepeters..nl/2017/03/as-christ-like-woman-what-will-you-do.html

apostle Suleiman's wife need to answer this questions

dainformant:
A woman has been blasted by some online users after striking this 'controversial' pose with her son while relaxing on a Yacht. While some deem it inappropriate considering where the young boy positioned his head, others say nothing is wrong with the pose after all they are family...See people's reaction below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/mixed-feelings-trail-photo-of-mother.html

this boy must be phuking his mother

We see strange things these days

timidapsin:
What is the meaning oh...? GO school you no go go

I pity your sperm

timidapsin:
There was excitement in Ado Ekiti on Saturday as Hailstones known my many Nigerians as Snow fell from the sky during a rain
which began around 4 p.m. The residents, mostly students of Ekiti State University, Ado-Ekiti, and the Federal Polytechnic, Ado-Ekiti, took snapshots of the white solid substance.

https://i.imgur.com/pU6hz7S.jpg
https://www.gossipmill.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/snow.jpg

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5t7xZC7ySo


cc:Video taken by Nlander Sammyjay07

do you know the meaning of hailstone

We got many educated literate

what Toto can turn a man into

dominique:
If a whole Prince of England can marry a single mum, so what exactly are we feeling like that we feel we have the right to stigmatize someone because she made a mistake?

England is not my country neither the prince is my president!

we are talking about culture, moral and dignity.
marrying a babe mama is not morally sounded in my country (Nigeria)

aflyingbird:
The right person would stick around and accept your child like his own.

Some people don't want to be with someone who already has a child. I know I wouldn't want to be with s man who has a child.

the right person?

that right person may be your brother.

say amen

ststyreal:
See you see saint! Abeg, shift go one corner make I read better people comment.

a saint is someone who didn't give in to lustful desire.

Ya fellow single mums comment are up there! You can read them and console yaself

ststyreal:
What do you think marriage is? A child's play. Every marriage has got its ups and down, whether you marry a virgin or a single mum, there is bound to be misunderstanding, but what sustains it, is the level of your friendship, openness and your style of relationship prior to your marriage. Who ever told you that marriage is crisis free? Your parents aren't gonna live with you nor dictate to you how you run your home, it's purely between you and your spouse until you invite them into your crisis. I am against your parent asking you not to marry the Lady simply because she has had a child, if they have any other thing against her which is unknown to us, then i give up but if it simply because of this child issue, then they need to put themselves in the shoe of that young ladys parent. Mistakes do happen, and what if this Lady have aborted the pregnancy, pretend to op as if nothing happened, then they got married and wedded; only for complication to set in as a result of the abortion she had, I am sure, it is the same you that am quoting now, that will first rain insults and call her all sorts of names. @ Op, just be sure she is a good lady with a good character and a good heart. Pray over it and allow God do the rest.

so them should have self pity on the girl because she had a child out of wedlock

If your son bring a single mum to marry, you will be the first to reject it.

Let me tell you this! I have never seen a responsible parents who will graciously accept there son to marry a single mum. Quote me wrong.


Stop talking out of self pity and let us talk reality.