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HealthRe: Knowing Your Genotype And Blood Group by goingape1: 9:35am On Apr 04, 2017
Lilyqueeny:
Know your genotype before you say yes to that handsome guy or to that beautiful lady whom you wish to spend the rest of your life with...
Genotype & It's Appropriate Suitor:



AA + AA = Excellent
AA + AS = Good
AA + SS = Fair
AS + AS = Bad
AS + SS = Very Bad
SS + SS = Extremely Bad (In fact, don't try it)
# SickleCellAwareness



BLOOD GROUP COMPATIBILITY
What’s Your Type and how common is it?
O+ 1 in 3 37.4%
(Most common)
A+ 1 in 3 35.7%
B+ 1 in 12 8.5%
AB+ 1 in 29 3.4%
O- 1 in 15 6.6%
A- 1 in 16 6.3%
B- 1 in 67 1.5%
AB- 1 in 167 .6%
(Rarest)




Compatible Blood Types
O- can receive O-
O+ can receive O+, O-
A- can receive A-, O-
A+ can receive A+, A-, O+, O-
B- can receive B-, O-
B+ can receive B+, B-, O+, O-
AB- can receive AB-, B-, A-, O-
AB+ can receive AB+, AB-, B+, B-, A+, A-, O+, O-
This is an important msg which can save a life! A life could be saved....
: Your Blood group also speaks about you.



A(+) : Good leadership.
A(-) : Hardworking.
B(+) : Can Sacrifice for others and very ambitious, tolerance.
B(-) : Non flexible, Selfish & Sadistic.
O(+) : Born to help.
O(-) : Narrow minded.
AB(+) : Very difficult to understand.
AB(-) : Sharp & Intelligent.
What is ur blood group ?
piece of Shiite

so your blood type show if you are intelligent or dumb undecided

now I know that gorilla are way more intelligent than the average naija girl
RomanceRe: I Pranked My Girlfriend With HIV On April Fools Day by goingape1: 9:34am On Apr 04, 2017
skarz:
a guy that is crazy will never make the relationship boring likewise girls that are crazy...I love girls that are crazy every minute we're always having fun
you go fvck masquerade one day
RomanceRe: I Pranked My Girlfriend With HIV On April Fools Day by goingape1: 9:32am On Apr 04, 2017
Darejo:
On the first day of this month(April) which we all know to be April fool's day, I decided to prank my girlfriend by telling her I was HIV Positive grin.

She was most assuredly going to commit suicide if I'd not told her it was a joke tongue. See screenshots of our conversation below
this generation of vipers!


during our time we are afraid to have sex but this generation see sex as there daily food!
Foreign AffairsRe: Nail Bomb Detonates In Russia Metro Station, 10 Dead, Injuring 50(photos). by goingape1: 8:19pm On Apr 03, 2017
fuckingAyaya:
Muslim terrorists don go touch the tail of sleeping lion.una think say Putin na weak president like.....

Foreign AffairsRe: Nail Bomb Detonates In Russia Metro Station, 10 Dead, Injuring 50(photos). by goingape1: 8:12pm On Apr 03, 2017
Alariwo2:
Russia of all places.. muslims don enter am
lol.

like play like play dem Allahabad don enter Russia

Foreign AffairsRe: Nail Bomb Detonates In Russia Metro Station, 10 Dead, Injuring 50(photos). by goingape1: 8:11pm On Apr 03, 2017
Explorers:
Two suspected terrorists are on the run after a nail bomb planted in a St Petersburg train ripped through the carriages - killing at least 10 people and injury 50 today.Several Russian media outlets have released the CCTV picture of the bearded suspect who was wearing a long, black top and a hat blamed for causing the carnage by detonating a bomb that was packed with shrapnel.The terrifying incident took place on a train that was travelling between Sennaya Ploshchad and Sadovaya metro stations. A second explosive device disguised as a fire extinguisher was foundand defused in a nearby station.Nobody has claimed responsibility for the explosion, but previous attacks on Russia have been blamed on ISIS and Chechens.A search warrant has now been issued for two people in connection with the attack - one for planting the bomb which detonated at Sennaya Ploshchad and the other for leaving an explosive device at Ploshchad Revolutsii station.A source said: 'Two people are being sought on suspicion of planning the blasts, one of whom is thought to have placed the explosive device in the metro wagon and the second person for leaving a bomb at the metro station Ploshchad Revolutsii.'Dozens have been injured, including at least three children, as it was reported the man left a briefcase on a train before moving carriages moments before the deadly blast.
na them.

RomanceRe: Man Runs Into His Ex, Wants One More Sex, The Final, Ends Up Marrying Her (Photo by goingape1: 7:22pm On Apr 03, 2017
rapcy:
What's your take on this?


see more here:
http://www.dizboy.com/2017/04/from-ex-to-wife-man-narrates-his.html?m=1
vanity yansh
RomanceRe: Photo Of The Man Who Died After Sex With Four Ladies In Lagos by goingape1: 6:48pm On Apr 03, 2017
Islie:
From earlier thread......
https://www.nairaland.com/3716360/man-dies-having-sex-4
This is the picture of the dead guy and the 4 sexmates of his..



http://dailypost.ng/2017/04/01/man-dies-exhaustion-sex-romp-four-ladies-lagos/
Pics credits: http://sunnewsonline.com/fatal-sex/
Pictures of the dead man and the sex mates

FamilyRe: Nigerian Girl Born With Blue Eyes In Delta Experiences Stigmatization (Photos) by goingape1: 6:46pm On Apr 03, 2017
alfa2016:
This is Kaila.

Kaila is a healthy baby girl born with natural blue eyes.

Her parents are from Delta state.

Unfortunately people tend to be afraid of Kayla because of her beautiful blue eyes.They say it's scary.

Her father's older brother also has blue eyes and had to deal with been discriminated against and stigmatized because of the color of his eyes growing up. In fact he learned to walk with his head facing down so as not to scare people away.

Kaila and her uncle are not the only ones with this special gift.

Other members of their family also have blue eyes or blue patches in their eyes.

While I'm not a doctor, I know that there is a scientific explanation as to why they have eye color synonymous with Caucasians. I also know from my belief as a Christian that God wanted it that way.

So that they possess blue eyes doesn't make them different from you and I.

It is just a mutation and Kaila, members of her family and any other Africa with blue/ green or grey eyes should not be treated differently or made to hate themselves because the color of their eyes.

Thank you.


See Beautiful Baby With Nigerian Parents Stigmatized Because Of The Color Of Her Eyes
This is Kaila.

Kaila is a healthy baby girl born with natural blue eyes.

Her parents are from Delta state.

Unfortunately people tend to be afraid …
http://mojidelano.com/2017/04/see-beautiful-baby-with-nigerian-parents-stigmatized-because-of-the-color-of-her-eyes/
high profile target for ritual.

ritualist will be Happy
CrimeRe: Photos Of The Lady Suspect In The Murder Of The Jumia Delivery Agent by goingape1: 9:04pm On Apr 02, 2017
GrandFinale2017:
you just nailed it bro
Cc goingape
Goingape1
there are everywhere!

those gorillas are everywhere, I only pity guys who go after them.

all in the name of iPhone 6.

just look at her without makeup undecided

women are worthless piece of Shiite
FamilyRe: My Wife Denies Me Sex Just Because Her Mum Is Around. by goingape1: 11:09am On Apr 02, 2017
alfredo4u:
House, I know how helpful you guys have been. The last time I came hear was about my wife and I having argument for not saying thank ma to her mum.

Last night something happened. I'm staying in one bed room flat. Since her mum came for omugo/visit. I left the bedroom for them and start staying in the parlor. At night, I do expect her to join me in the parlor because our baby is two months and...

Last week, I have to beg her to join me in the parlor which she did. Three ocassions, I tried making love to her, she said... MY MUM IS AROUND AND WE SHOULD RESPECT HER PRESENCE. Seriously I got offended and did it without her offer. Up till now she don't like joining me in the parlor.

If I should do away runs now they will start complaining.

Pals you guys should pls advice me urgently because if this continues, I might do the otherwise.


Thanks
phuck and and phuck her mum too!


just a useless woman
FoodRe: Hilarious: Nigerians On Twitter Forcing Foreigners To Accept The Name Puff Puff by goingape1: 10:52am On Apr 02, 2017
puff puff extra.
lol
EducationRe: What's The Most Memorable Thing That Happened To You In The University? by goingape1: 8:18am On Apr 01, 2017
the day I saw Ladies with bikini and pants at the school ponds and it was like normal thing for the guys!

I had to run holding my trouser with style
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy & His Brothers In White Garment (Photos) by goingape1: 4:06am On Apr 01, 2017
jerryBoss1:
If your mouth the smell/scratch you close it up and stop saying rubbish about catholic church empty brain STOP MAKING NOISE

Jokes EtcRe: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by goingape1: 10:37pm On Mar 31, 2017
so disappointed!

Nigeria can beg but can't give!

I see many top monikers begging! undecided

after you will be forming god knows what!
NYSCRe: Why You Should Choose Kano Instead Of Abuja & Akwa Ibom During NYSC Registration by goingape1: 10:33pm On Mar 31, 2017
FLYFIRE:
Kano is still
ya living in kano?
RomanceRe: After Dating For 7 Years, Couple Ties Each Other To Seal Their Love In Pre.. by goingape1: 10:31pm On Mar 31, 2017
PapiNigga:
Tied for life...

After seven years of courtship with self control, Oriyomi and Tejumade will finally be joined together in holy matrimony come next month. #yomade2017


Cc: Lalasticlala



http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/after-dating-for-7-years-couple-ties.html?m=1
after phucking for 7yrs and her yansh must be wild open by now, that's when you want to marry her undecided

at least you do well by marrying her instead of dumping her for she to destroy another Guy's life with her wild yansh!

bravo!
NYSCRe: Why You Should Choose Kano Instead Of Abuja & Akwa Ibom During NYSC Registration by goingape1: 10:27pm On Mar 31, 2017
FLYFIRE:
I thought so until I spent time in Kano
before kano was second in line!
check kano state now! you will see the different
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian-American Singer, Jidenna, Pictured At Beat FM Lagos by goingape1: 10:23pm On Mar 31, 2017
PapiNigga:
The Nigerian born and American recording artiste, Jidenna is back in the country. He was seen today with his curly beards at Beat FM, Lagos.

Cc: Lalasticlala

http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/nigerian-american-singer-jidenna.html?m=1
that girl got paper breas.t thou!
NYSCRe: Why You Should Choose Kano Instead Of Abuja & Akwa Ibom During NYSC Registration by goingape1: 10:18pm On Mar 31, 2017
FLYFIRE:
Kano....the DIRTIEST city in Nigeria
not kano but Lagos
NYSCRe: Why You Should Choose Kano Instead Of Abuja & Akwa Ibom During NYSC Registration by goingape1: 10:16pm On Mar 31, 2017
mrphysics:
This might sound as a shock against the popular belief people have. Well, I will be passing out on Friday, 7th April, 2017. Having been in NYSC scheme for a year, I think I am in the best position to make my analysis. Well, so many persons believe that Abuja and Akwa Ibom state will be their first and second choice for NYSC, but the truth is that, Kano state is actually better than the duo state. Here are my humble submission.

State Allowance
Unlike what it used to be before, Akwa Ibom is no longer paying the N10,000 monthly allowance to corps members, same as Abuja, and hence there is no need going to these states. While N5,000 in Kano is equivalent to N20,000 in Abuja and Akwa Ibom, i wonder why anyone will not go for Kano. Kano state has started paying corps member, they started with this Batch A who are about to pass out. Hence, since N5000 in Kano is equivalent to N20,000 in Abuja and Akwa Ibom, choosing the two state is to live a life of no savings during the service year.

Place of Primary Assignment
If you are looking for a good place to be during your service year, then Kano state should be your first choice. With lots of industries using NYSC labour, Kano state has proven to absorb more corps members than most other states. As a commercial city, Kano has become a home to numerous corps members who have gotten a work or gotten themselves in different business while serving their country.

Cheap Food
Let's just say that, a sachet of water is still sold for N5 in Kano, a cup of beans sold for N40 in Kano, these prices is what you will never get in Abuja or Akwa Ibom. My colleagues serving in both states have been crying, that though some PPA's pays N10k, it becomes useless as the purchasing power of money is low in the two states. I still buy my tomatoes for N40, pepper N10, and Onions N10, these items will be in good quantity except if you are serving in Sabon gari where Igbo's and Yoruba's dominate for business purposes. Things are relatively cheap over here and there is no way your N19800, won't remain at the end of the month.

Security
For one year that I have been in Kano, I can tell you that we have enjoyed a peaceful atmosphere and everything has been going well. The NYSC officials has been great in the affairs of corps members. You are highly respected by the people for being a corps member and they regard and respect your security. Just go with your I.D card and you are always safe anywhere.

Development
So many persons who have not being to kano think that the city is not developed simply because it is located in the north. The reverse is the case. The truth is that, Kano is more developed than Akwa Ibom ( I have been to this state severally), Enugu, and other states. The infrastructural development in Kano beats that of kaduna, so feel free, you are coming to the biggest city in the North.

Light
Well, let me say that Kano State enjoy constant light. And it is even better when serving in the village. Some corps members do not pay for light, while others pay as low as N100. Unlike what is obtainable in Abuja and Akwa Ibom. My colleague in Akwa Ibom and Abuja always complain about light, though it may depend on which part of the state they are. But even if you stay in Kano village, just be assured that you will always have light.

From the above reasons, I urge 2017 batch A prospective corps members to avoid making mistakes their colleagues make by choosing Akwa Ibom or Abuja and end up crying on the long run. N19800 is too little to depend on, or even paying higher amount for nothing. You are choosing Abuja, can you afford the transportation? Abuja is not for N19800 corpers. You are choosing Akwa Ibom, can you feed yourself for a month with N19800 and still have a savings?.
If you finally make it to kano, and you are posted to the city, send me an email, I will link you up to a good PPA, especially those that would be posted to Gwale Local Government. Thanks and have a nice service year.

Dedicated to Pocohantas
after nysc you will find out that life is vanity!
anywhere ya serve just make the best of it.

during our time it was like hell.
CrimeRe: LASTMA Official Beaten To Stupor By Keke Napep Riders (photos) by goingape1: 9:49pm On Mar 31, 2017
so lonely after a stressful day!
Christianity EtcRe: Female Jehovah's Witness Knocks At Man's House, He Opens The Door While Naked by goingape1: 9:38pm On Mar 31, 2017
Anderlis:
A female Jehovah witness member knock on his door to minister to him, so he went to attend to her naked.



Watch video here:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSTnu7_jnIN/
in some extent I like this guy!

those people can be a pain in the as.s.

you won't see them knocking on Muslim door.
Christianity EtcRe: Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin On Apostle Suleman's Sex Scandal: "What God Told Me" by goingape1: 8:57pm On Mar 31, 2017
xqzytchyca:
You dey sleep like this, God wake you, carry you go his throne, come begin gist you about Suleiman abihuh You people should stop making Christianity look like a joke abeg

Christianity EtcRe: Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin On Apostle Suleman's Sex Scandal: "What God Told Me" by goingape1: 8:55pm On Mar 31, 2017
chiomarita:
Source: http://www.goldenpearlmediang.com/2017/03/exclusive-interview-what-god-told-me.html
God no show you important event or things to come na apostle Suleiman he dey show you!
FamilyRe: 5-Year-Old Girl Celebrates Her Father's Birthday With A Written Letter/Song by goingape1: 8:48pm On Mar 31, 2017
dopedan:
I pray oh but well what will be will be she is still my baby girl smiley I pray oh but well what will be will be she is still my baby girl
thank goodness you understand what i mean!

cos nowadays that act is becoming rampage
FamilyRe: 5-Year-Old Girl Celebrates Her Father's Birthday With A Written Letter/Song by goingape1: 8:42pm On Mar 31, 2017
integritylady:
what a shallow thought
are you one of them?
FamilyRe: 5-Year-Old Girl Celebrates Her Father's Birthday With A Written Letter/Song by goingape1: 8:33pm On Mar 31, 2017
NLevents:
Such an amazing girl. You hardly find intelligent young kids like this now a days

Coming to town next month. Nairaland pool party. This is going to be fun. Trust me!

Check my signature for more information
so ya family ain't intelligent!

just saying thou!
FamilyRe: 5-Year-Old Girl Celebrates Her Father's Birthday With A Written Letter/Song by goingape1: 8:32pm On Mar 31, 2017
dopedan:
awww can't wait to get a baby girl I swear she will be the happiest girl in the world
pray she won't get ra.pe
FamilyRe: 5-Year-Old Girl Celebrates Her Father's Birthday With A Written Letter/Song by goingape1: 8:29pm On Mar 31, 2017
Aminat508:
See the letter below..

Source : http://www.amiloaded.com/2017/03/see-what-five-year-old-girl-did-to.html
wonderment! a five years old can write so accurate like this and even cancel! undecided



the devil is a liar!
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy & His Brothers In White Garment (Photos) by goingape1: 8:24pm On Mar 31, 2017
fratermathy:
This isn't Cele. This is Cherubim and Seraphim garment.
juju church!

imagine big cross inside one tiny bottle! the day I saw that fetish stuff that's when I know that all this cherubim and seraphim with white garment and Catholic are all sub species of juju from there parent host (babalawo and shrine)
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy & His Brothers In White Garment (Photos) by goingape1: 8:19pm On Mar 31, 2017
Theyveedo:
May God forgive ur ignorance n bless u with common sense

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