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Haakeem:
3million common?
Go and pluck 1k frm a mango tree na.
Useless being.

You are useless

PellsKodak:
You have been avoiding your bebe

How many handles do you v here?
I need to identify them first.

JasonScoolari:
Marry a pure virgin and save yourself the embarrassment.

Smh

Bluezy13:
All things being equal, such a relationship does not exist.

abi o

EFULEFU1:
There is this beautiful neighbor I am eyeing
I approached her and she said I am not her class.

Now I feel like murdering her.

Please advise me

Don't murder her. Go and work legitimately to make money.

Breeze111:
So a quick one, a friend of mine told me this morning what happened between him and his suppose girl friend...
There is babe I ask out four years to be my girl, then we were still much younger, she told me plain and clear that she can't and I ask why.. She was straight forward with me, she told me I had no money, no car and she is not my level, like small girl wai I senior ooh but almost the same age grade and we grow up together.
I felt bad but sincerely I forgot about the all thing, as years passes by God help me I got a small camry muscle car, got my shop rented a nice place, to cut the story short late last year December this same babe started bothering me that we should link up, so we meet, I spend money carry her go out from there we enter house I knack, since then me start they dodge her, she kept bothering me, so yesterday I was less busy I told her we should link up, so we meet, we bought food and stuff, as we were having our good time i decided to ask her a simple question "hey babe am mature now and would what to settle down, if I decide to go on a serious relationship with you what can you offer, omo babe say her time and her body I just week stand up go pay for the stuff leave her there, she was shock and has been calling me since I refuse to pink...did I do wrong leaving her there??

You just lost a good wife.
If she had dated you when you were broke, you won't be serious. You ll be after her body. Probably made her a babymama now. Cos of ordinary N3m Camry wey you don get, you dey adm questions what ll you bring to the table, what ll you offer me?
Wetin you as the supposed husband fit offer?
Have you given her money o start biz?
How much you and all the mumuboys commending you on this thread worth?
You see, you don't just bash women. We v good ones so you should be logical in your reasoning.

Nwodosis:
Women are more caring in a relationship than when they are being married, for them to pick up thier caring attitudes which are now dormant in marriage, they need a rivalry, either as a side chick or a second wife.

Ok. I guess men too need rivals. You don't treat people that do well to you badly.

Genotype is of great consideration. The marriage won't be sweet when the issue of sickle cell kids comes

Dshocker:
Please do, and if you don't, you will be crushed in the next 7 market days.

You are too wicke d wetin sef

Zonefree:
There's need for National Orientation Agency to orient people on the benefits and merits of masturbation.

I think it's time rapists penni s are removed. FG should create capital punishments from death to removing sex of organs of rapists.

Dshocker:
This is 2023, can you please stop lying!

You lack respect!
This is what I ll do to you if you quote me again

adontcare:
None is fine yet

Both look like impotent boys.
None is finer!

Basalt:
The guy is a womanizer though, and I suspect that might be the reason why he doesn't want to bring his wife over because no woman would tolerate that abroad.
I would like to hear your opinion about this topic.

Dear Basalt, there's nothing wrong in taking your wife with you to overseas or any man to take his wife abroad. It's even a wise investment cos double income ll be coming into the home.
However, your point above is the reason why the village girl rebel against her husband and why most women changed to their husband in abroad.
Nigerian law permits adultery without punishment for men. Many has taken the advantage to treat their wives anyhow. So...it's not really the fault of women.

Zonefree:
Avoiding Nigerian women is best.

You saw where he said the guy is a womaniser.
Dunno why some of you are so evil. You ll serve women dishes you can't eat.
Anyman that's not clean and is labelling Nigerian women with bad names with eat sour and drink sour, amen!

Jogs1900:
The landlord will just be looking at them...It's not the landlord that will suffer for the borehole...It's the tenant.... The worst is when Your rent expires, you will leave the house... Landlord has nothing to loose here.

He made us pay extra N20K for water yearly. Our cooperation ll make him do the needful

OrigeenalSeven:
can you or will you marry him if you were in the woman's shoe??

Do I know you?
Have we met before?

Isabi4lov:
You're not far from the truth, same thing happened to my friend she boarded a bike around Akute axis , the bike man carried her and one other guy , the guy dropped off before her , on getting to her own destination she found out that the guy has ejaculated on the bike seat , her skirt was stained from behind .

Eweleke!

Aklee4994:
I smell vawulence on this thread...let be real some Nigeria girls can’t do this because of there entitlement mentality.I love her courage some old layers will attack her.

The vawulence ll started on your head.
Nigerian women are wiser and more submissive than any Swahili or any where in the world.
But Nigerian men like you that are SBB short, black and broke doesn't know how to command respect.
We are submissive to men that deserved it.

Minatouchiha:
This one don think the matter go far.

I tell you. The topic is needless. When he said guys should v pads in their houses. Is the guy my bf? I ll be too shy to use such. Instead, I ll always v pads and tissue in my bag and buy lots in my fiance place.

Cut his pric k!

Some men act like goat kids. They can fantasize and initiate sex anywhere.
Back in uni, I always avoid queueing Infront of males cos they always appear to be having erection that shook me from behind.
Why?
Cos one actually did that to me to the extent that his black trouser has patches of liquid that look like he's ejaculating. We were to collect something from admin that day. The embarrassment he got was out of this world cos when I complained and people noticed him, the erection was so noticeable and the liquid patches on his trouser come seal his fate.

Voice22:
300 Per Litre Price Of Petrol Okay – Petroleum Minister, Timipre Sylva

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhXB1Z10cfg

Saw the news last week or 2weeks ago. All I ll say is we v wicked elites who doesn't know how common people feed.

Wizzy13:
It is real i had to blur her picture for privacy reasons

You see. You kid-like boys with your loads of fake stories just to post shhaa. No one is believing you again.

If Tinubu will lose, it should be because he's not competent or not sincere enough. All mentioned above that were alledge to betray him are worst than him.

Read online where someone said there's tactical disenfranchisement of people that are to collect PVC

Otunbakayce:
Ori baba e buru, omoale.

Iponrimapogbon e!

Nyascobar1414:
As e dey pain dem, e dey sweet us

It's a stupid judgement!
I m sure if it's you, you ll agree to settle out of court!

Otunbakayce:
Orie fe buru?

Ori e ti buru!

StrongAlphMale:
Sweetplum or whatever they call you. Are you deaf or blind? I said you should never quote me on nairaland again. What's your problem?

Idio t! You should be glad a vip quoted you!
SAPAhead boy!

Malory:
Driven by hunger. This one na anywhere bele face. If another christian lady opens her purse for him he will quickly dump Islam for Christianity again.

I v never seen an unstable man like him before!
He now has 7 kids for 5/6 babymamas. It's only Funke that he married legally

Who Should Buy New Pumping Machine In A House The Landlord Isn't Occupying?

Good evening nairalanders. The pumping machine of my rented apartment spoiled since Monday 16th of January. We v informed the landlord to come and help us buy another one cos it can't be fixed. He told us to contribute money to buy it. Are we going to remove it when we are moving out of the house?
This is a house that we v paid for agreement fee, damages and maintenance fee. He also told us that the water we are using has been added to our house rent cos I complained the fee is too high. He said shebi we know his house has borehole.
Pls I need honest advise cos I plan to make him see sense why he need to fix it.

Mods you can help push this to fp.
Mynd44
Seun
Lalasticlala
Dominique

Observing

FuckFuckPastor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ve-M6pgvew

Not up to 500 people. The video editor is a learner. Focusing on clusters to depict multitudes.

Lelelalalele:
Where is Tinubu’s stronghold again?

I m not Tinubu's supporter but I ll tell you that Tinubu ll beat Atiku in the coming elections.
Focus more on him and neglect Obi.
Atiku won't win cos Nigerians can't be ruled by two successive northerners. More so, Atiku is not clean like the way they alledge Tinubu. The youths ll decide this election!