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Zombiekiller010:
I don't care

If we the masses had the power to assign targets to corona virus, everyone in Aso rock would be infected by now, including their gatemen sef

Samostical:
I have engaged her already. She is 23 and I am 29. We are getting married when i am 30 and she is 24. That is 2021.

Perfecto. Massive luck bro

28 is good

telkevog:
If he eventually dies of coronavirus, another Buhari will emerge without us knowing. After all, actor no dey die!

True. This time they will ignore Sudan and grab one Abdulahi from DR Congo.

BamBella:
Honestly, I hope Buhari and top politicians at the Villa all contracts this Virus and die as a result of it.

It would be the prize they would all pay for being stupid enough not to have shut the borders when Nigerians were all clamouring for it.

I think more like the prize for always abandoning we the masses whenever it mattered most not knowing that something great is about to hit them.

If this was a Nigerian disease they all won't even be in this country.

Timileyin1234:
Na Oponu bresident we get

You mean brezzident, yea serious oponu

ednut1:
Facebook o during nysc. Holy holy gal wey deny me sex. She traveled for her church runs as usual as her state was nearby. At night i go charge my lappy at the village king house. I saw her email still on facebook as i begin use my airtel modem m. I once collected her phone password so i go fit repair am during cds. I used same password and it worked. Chats with 3 guys and a fellow corper. Her travel self na hotel she be dey go. I nearly fainted that day o. Since then i no dey check woman phone. 2013

At times you can't handle what you find after u unravel their hidden mysteries

paroh137:
Why are new cases of Covid-19 reported with so much excitement.

Thought I was the only one who noticed some people's palm are scratching to be updating numbers. You can almost perceive the joy n passion.

You and I won't become one of their statistics IJN.

WTF!!

That's massively ghastly. Just Yesterday we read of corpers returning to Lagos.

WHY don't y'all just stay the fucck where you are and isolate there.

Really sad loss

neweraomo:
Media is causing more panic attack more than the virus itself

Not necessarily. An unseen enemy as this should be dreaded and people need to know what they are up against. Even with the 'panic' many are still superstitious and unprepared.

As long as you hold valid Naija passport, my dear corona no fit reach u.

FatherBona:

Beg Seun to epp you comot the religious tag now, e go just give you last warning, kikiki

sodiqapril:
The Letter is quite unnecessary though, you know them all go to their various offices and say it to their faces...

He just saw an opportunity to trend and be relevant.

Harbeeorlar:
But i think he owns the account because he used the ATM too. He actually wanted to withdraw 7k but he withdrew 4k so that he can transfer the 3k to me to balance the amount he planned to withdraw

So because he punched a phone now it is his own?
Those guys steal even torch light phones for this reason. M only surprised the bank took it serious compared to other cases including mine

Humanoid01:
Love this man.

The evil cult, The one, and Unleashed are my top three favourite Jet Li movies.

The aforementioned + The Bodyguard. But Bodyguard comes first

pesty100:
I'd like to listen to the other side of the story. I just wonder why he rejected free something

The boss might be from N'golo Kante's clan. You can only engage in coitus with them when the light is out..

Sheuns:
Back then in IJ FGC Lagos, we used to scale fence at the back of JS1 hostel.
There was this night there was massive scaling. What we scaled mostly to do was buy bread, egg and noodles from one Mai Shai at Iyana Era.

This very night was my first time scaling, a friend asked me to help him get noodles and eggs on my way back. On getting there, I met quite a number of my colleagues waiting and eating already, we ignored each other sha, to avoid suspicion from people that we’re students. I sha waited till it was my turn, it was already very late when my turn reached, every other student had left, leaving just me and another friend that we went together, we bought our stuff and those of my friend in school.

Around 11:30 we left the Mai Shai to go back, my mind wan cut, what if dem catch us? I sha do strong mind dey bounce dey go on a lonely dark street. As we approached the point of entry (fence) I noticed broken bottles scattered on the ground and some slippers, I looked back and around; wetin happen for here, these things weren’t here before na. What that meant was Obtainers don chase guys o, Obatainers! Ah! If dem catch me lasan na gbege o.
Obtainers was a term we used to refer to local louts then (area boys), they can spot a student easily. We hastened our steps and got to the point, sharply in two steps I reached the top of the fence and jumped back in, i landed awkwardly and sprained my ankle, omo it’s better to break leg than get caught and expelled.

On entering we saw flashlights pointing towards our direction, we dodged in a nearby bush. When the coast was clear we went to our hostels; as we reach my friends were surprised to see me, I was like; “wetin happen”, they replied: “dem no catch you, they talk say dem don catch u na”, I said who, they replied “Obtainers “. I told them I saw signs of scuffles but I didn’t see any Obtainers. They made me realize that they chased some students and even caught some, some fought back but were overpowered.

That was my first but not my last. Boarding school was fun mhen. I enjoyed it wella.

Hey I probably know you. Our lives wee pretty rugged then as boarders. The good old days huh

MajorWarren:
I called it. You can’t always rely on Anfield to get through a competition, that’s a terrible tactic. Get it right the first time.

Plus Adrian wtffffffffff

Overall a sad sad night man, we’ve been so good for quite a while now I don’t know how to cope with this loss.

Is this how the rest of y’all feel everytime with your shít teams??

Pretty much so, but we United fans are all over it. Sorry bruh u r d new United. If you like walk alone or run alone, you are on ur own

Ausrichie:
Seun how far na see all these tribalist guys running amok and no answer from you.

You cannot put egbon or Sir in front of his name abi.

Upworkwriter007:
Pls Goan fuel your gen, cose to me, its like saying that there won't be light for 240-270 days

The time wen heat wan kee pesin sef we see light? God punish those evil nepa for this wickedness.

The worst they do is to now bring the light for 5mins so that once they take it like this you will want to jump inside the next available river before your skin melts off

We all at some point pay the price of being a Nigerian. Those US guys will not allow them in even if Zeus, Hercules and Poseidon shook mouth for the matter.

Wtf man

FreebiesGRAM:
I accessed the server I created for my organization out of office and that was it.

@ op What area of IT are you into?

For 2 months I was still consulted to train the new IT guy

One mans woe is another mans blessing. Some organizations r so difficult.

Mrshape:
mine: I was not fired but I loss the job because of let me say greediness on my part.
I am a mathematics teacher I do private lessons,
So this woman called me for lesson, I billed her 100K per month (three times a week one hour thirty minutes each)

She begged for #60,000 I said no my last is 80K
(i don't know the spirit that was speaking on my behalf because I know that was not me, maybe the spirit of one of those motivational speakers saying never settle for less)

Because my current lessons are far below her offer at that time.

When I reach house the regret I have, I have never had that in my life, well, it was a lesson that helped me in future negotiations

Dude u literally cracked my ribs. I hope it wasn't Zig Ziglar's voice - the man is kind of pushy

Jack500:
Man U, u see ur mate? This is the same Everton u draw last week

David Dr Gea actually almost dipped united in shit. Watch how we paint Manchester red on a couple minutes.

morgan100:
That's why they have been trying to bring it here bah?

There is an agenda to this virus. Rather than them to be happy Africa is still strong n scientifically model our living conditions over there, they are praying Africa get hit and m sure especially Nigeria because of our population and irresponsibility of our leaders.

They want to laugh at us black. God pass all of una.

CAPSLOCKED:
YOU SOUND LIKE AN UNDERGRADUATE WHO JUST NEEDS A LOT OF PES2020 AND STUFF.

How about some Call of Duty with a couple friends. Or just go to church and join Choir ffs.

jamesxay:
Hello everyone, I'm kinda puzzled and feel I could pour my heart on this thread concerning what I've been facing.

First off...I'm the sex dominant guy who doesn't dick-think so I act uninterested and put myself/my job before girls. I met this girl who has a huge crush on me and I avoided taking advantage of her even when she brings herself to the table. I also didn't ask her out as I don't really fancy dating someone I would see always for over-familiarity/space based reasons(we are practically neighbours). This girl just wants to be with me always, she gets jealous when I as much as mention another girl's name and says she loves me most, shows me care and respect. I told I can't date someone who has lots of boyfriends I am aware of and sleeps with them for money claims etc.

Now I discover this girl now takes me for granted now and tells everyone I am not serious because I don't bleep her, I tell my guys she's too delicate for casual sex, it's not everything in life even though it's pretty needed for humanity. However it turns out my "delicate" girl has sex with different guys always although she says it is just for money which i was initially judgement and skeptical about,it seems she wants to use me as retirement plan. Ok I like the girl for her prospects, I am lonely and haven't had sex in a long time.

I decided to clear her doubts (still no sex intents so I didnt even get condoms, just some rocking). I needed her to stop seeing me as weak. I stared tipping her of my intents, let her see me naked several times without asking her for sex. Gradually I started teasing, and carefully/respectfully toughing her (non intimate places). But one-time I decided to move further with the intimacy levels and she mistook it for sex attempt and avoided me kissing her although she allowed me touch her. I didn't like her silence during the whole process and I felt pity for her so i stopped as quickly and apologized with a smile the next day.

It took a long time and each time she initiates intimacy when we're alone, she initially publicly shames me for resisting and now calls me a bad boy (tells my friends half-story without her own side of it) and when I make an attempt to be intimate she resists again. This happened 3 times in total and I'm fed up. This is a girl I show care for, resisted and still resist her womanliness (girl moves in undies in my presence and thinks showing me a bit of skin feeds me). I let her know I can chew gum and still bleep her...I am that bad oh just that brokeness must be eradicated.

My people all this hit home for me because I am actually a good person at core and I feel rejected and played-with, I have this feeling that I am paying for having tried to be physical with a girl I didn't ask out and I now feel that this girl has successfully made me show her a part of me I keep hidden. I have destroyed my defenses and showed her she's special to me sex or not, kept other girls who are interested in me/ I'm interested in at bay for her sake and I have been offering her my attention, myself and more.

I feel I do not need to be with this girl again because I have been played to see if I was human.

What do you guys think of this?

Would definitely love to read the part 2.

We readers need to no if they eventually fvked, who d girl got married to las las, how d guy ended his life as a bad boy.

Thumbs up Op.

Js22621:
It's rather complete war against corrupt politicians or nothing! To hell with Bullhari and his unequal Justice more like his unequal scrotal sac housing his cracked eggs. And to those praising Bullhari, I still recommend a monthly thorough mental reassessment just to evaluate and validate the state of ur reasoning as human and not cows. I wonder when the very short arm (Not long Arm anymore) of law will visit the likes of Tinubu and co.

gbagbe o, people like Tinubu get immunity, they are the real thieves. All these ones we are seeing are scapegoats; victims of witch-hunting and personal grudges. Anyways at least one less of those sucking the nation dry. abt 13 million more to go.

Jestin:
I was one of the happiest people when okada was banned in Edo state because okada accident is very severe especially those aboki when dey bend yansh drive.

lol.. the mofo will now be asking me to sit properly wen he's the one bending yansh upandan

jantofubu:
I'm sorry for not reading before posting

Accepted dear, but don't let it repeat itself.