₦airaland Forum

Js22621:
It's rather complete war against corrupt politicians or nothing! To hell with Bullhari and his unequal Justice more like his unequal scrotal sac housing his cracked eggs. And to those praising Bullhari, I still recommend a monthly thorough mental reassessment just to evaluate and validate the state of ur reasoning as human and not cows. I wonder when the very short arm (Not long Arm anymore) of law will visit the likes of Tinubu and co.

gbagbe o, people like Tinubu get immunity, they are the real thieves. All these ones we are seeing are scapegoats; victims of witch-hunting and personal grudges. Anyways at least one less of those sucking the nation dry. abt 13 million more to go.

Jestin:
I was one of the happiest people when okada was banned in Edo state because okada accident is very severe especially those aboki when dey bend yansh drive.

lol.. the mofo will now be asking me to sit properly wen he's the one bending yansh upandan

jantofubu:
I'm sorry for not reading before posting

Accepted dear, but don't let it repeat itself.

FuckAllTheMODs:
It is not funny again, Allison shouldnt be seen anywhere near a post. Either you edit it or not, that is the fact.

Its okay, I concur.

FuckAllTheMODs:
On the contrary, Allison is not as good as any of d keepers in EPL history, De gea will eat him for bfast and shit kepa
Where are you, let me buy you a drink?

I totally agree with u bro, let's go get that drink.

Village pple no leave monsuru

FuckAllTheMODs:
De gea is the best keeper in the world for a reason. He is very calculative and he reads the game well.

Up Man United. We r the only ones to have stolen points from liVarpool this season, not just one but two points.

Where is my Lingardinho let's celebrate

Nbote:
But evacuate dem and do wat for dem? Dey stand a beta chance with or without d disease over there dan down here.... China has built a 1000-bed hospital furnished with full medical kits and and latest gadgets and machines to handle patients with d virus... Atleast d countries evacuating it's citizens can boast of God quarantine centres and even hospitals to handle any case dat comes back. Can we claim to provide dem with anything at all??

If they vote yes now Nd bring the virus in maybe through the pilot or someone else that got careless,
Nigeria as a country will end up being quarantined.
Buhari and family will fly out and be ruling from abroad.
It could spell real tragedy for the country.

If the country is prepared for them, then easily YES should b d option but if as a country with sick n slow leaders, knowing we cannot handle them, I think I may also vote no and keep praying for them.

Nbote:
Please ban us oooo... Lassa fever is still having a field day here so imagine what will happen wen Toyota virus joins it.. I'm jus waiting for UK to ban us too so dat we would see where Ajala would go for medical

Really? Have you lost all hope of traveling abroad? If God pick ur call nw is like u want him to send u to Cotonou or Benin Republic

solmus:
Breach of Peace in an hospital or any public place is a felony, for the time the prank spans for, Doctors and Nurses would initiate quarantine proceedure as stated by the National Disease Control Agencies.. this would prevent people who need the attention of doctors from getting help

Not to talk of the panic and rowdiness that can cause harm to people on life support

Some nurses sef for don pass back door japa. Nigerian youths with their misplaced priorities.

Kingosytex:
Me, my own be say me don tire to de tell aabokis say na wrong number dem de call


There is this man from the north that calls me almost on weekly basis, each time he calls I try in vain to explain to him that I am not Alhaji Yusuf...the thing don tire me sef.

Alhaji longest time, where have you been?

This country takes one step forward tech-wise and 12 backward.
I hope they soon block the leakages in the system that makes cybercrime so easy these days. The consumers keep falling victim. Chai!!

Ustec:
Nice one from afenifere,
But stop believing aboki's are illiterates, those educated guys up north are so sound that you will end up doffing your cap when you gets to know them.

But can we agree on 85-95%?

Gosh the last time i was on a plane going to yobe from abj, i could't stand the calibre of people onboard n the way they just dropped dead on the jetway. I had to alight and change route.

logon599:
This AFCON is the most unstable international football tournament ever. It has been moved and changed so much that my interest in it has dwindled. You'll never hear them changing schedules for Euros. Africa they've changed the year, changed the month, changed the hosts, what haven't they changed? I'm just tired.

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If what you say is correct, then they may as well just change the continent soon

mabeni:
Thank God I don't take alcohol.
But what do people enjoy in taking alcohol. .... I sees it as a waste of resources.

actually..not only alcohol. Some of these soft drinks are more harmful than the said alcohol when combined with certain drugs.

ValCon888:
A sane man wouldn't do this.

It takes a mentally challenged man to rape a mentally challenged girl.

You are correct, In Nigeria today, 80% are mad, only 10% are roaming that's why you can see news like this. Blame the government and the economy.

Thegeneralqueen:
The guy is so hawt and young looks like he's rich...... I think I'll go for him

I see no reason why not, you can do this girl.

pickatyou:
That list is flawed. How can Ghana and Kenya be the only African country in top 10 when the whole black continent stinks of corruption and Nigeria is the head.

I'm not surprised there are only two African nations there, some old man in goggles already rigged the list but left Ghana and Kenya as scape-goat to keep suspicions away.

funmike83:
Only God know what the northerners are up to, only God knows the evil agender they have or are planning, only God knows what buhari is upto
Only God can save us in this country

It's simple, they know that if a regional police group not controlled by FG is allowed, their fellow terrorists will be decimated without mercy.

We no go grii

Welcome back, we androidians have been expecting you.

ALAGOGO007:
For many years now, Nigeria has been facing an extreme electricity shortage. This deficiency is multi-faceted, with causes that are financial, structural, and sociopolitical, none of which are mutually exclusive. Nigeria’s power sector has high energy losses from generation to billing, a low collection rate and low access to electricity by the population. There is insufficient cash generation because of these inefficiencies and the power sector is consequently reliant on fuel subsidies and funding of capital projects by the government.

At present only 10 % of rural households and 40% of the country’s total population have access to electricity. Power supply difficulties cripple the agricultural, industrial and mining sectors and impede the Nigeria's ongoing economic development. The energy supply crisis is complex, stems from a variety of issues and has been ongoing for decades.

As of December 2013, the total installed or nameplate capacity (maximum capacity) of the power plants was 6,953 MW. Available capacity was 4,598 MW. Actual average generation was 3,800 MW. As of December 2014, the total installed capacity of the power plants was 7,445 MW.

The minister for power Babatunde Fashola said that 90 million Nigerians lack electricity supply. This is an indictment of the government and a clarion call on that same government as well as other stakeholders to do something urgently about the wobbling electricity supply situation in the country. Every year, the Nigerian government invest huge amout of money in the power sector with no positive impact, something seems not right!

The big question is, are we going to witness a stable power supply in our lifetime , will it ever happen?

This is the Vision 2020 we looked up to for many years so PLEASE FORGET ABT NIGERIA GIVING 20HRS POWER IN ANOTHER 15YRS.

Coincidentally, I just mentioned this ystrnyt.

SameerAhmad:
Continue deceiving yourself. You see this lust thing eh, sometimes it will come in form of love, you will feel like you are really in love but na just one round go cure your foolish lie. I'd advise you to masturbate or get laid by any girl out there, then sit up and ask yourself if you truly love the girl.

I never thought I would recommend someone listening to that Naira marley's soapy but you may need it for factory reset.

If you ask we elders we'll tell you the girl is not right for you. Na wen u marry her u go see say she no humble.

But to keep an open mind i'll advice OP to press his sister further, as well as pray so as not to make his life's worst decision.

Whether you like it or not, you nid big sis' blessing

TGM2015:
In simplest spiritual form, there is no one person that is particularly destined to be one partner but there are a lot of spiritual incompatibility. So both of you may not be spiritually compatible or you might be compatible but with undesirable destiny like short life span, etc.

But one is very sure, it is only you that can know for sure if spiritually you are compatible. In a nutshell, if you believe in spiritual guide to your marriage (which actually is the best), you need to give yourself to some spiritual exercise that will lead you right. Any other external reports or revelations will only be secondary.

Let give you a recent example. I have a friend that around 2006 he dreamt of a lady consistently, he is spiritually active, he approached the lady a year later but the lady turned him down. As at December when I had a Facebook call with her sister, I discovered she, her sister and her brother are still living in the same room. By 2016, my friend got another vision of a lady, he approached this lady and got a friend zone replied. He specifically told me last January that if by December 2019, he will forget about the lady as he had a prophesy that he will marry the lady last year. This is at the time that the lady is no more in town living 4 state apart. I, his mother and everyone has lost hope, in fact, I was forced to reveal his prophesy to his mother so as to calm her down till December. Guess what, they get married last year November.
I visited him during Christmas, I saw them all happy. Happy, I mean my friend and his mother (an unavoidable enemy or fighter), sister and brother in his room playing and enjoying the themselves. The marriage brought peace to a fighting home and my friend has put on weight too looking fresh.

From life experiences, there is a very high likely hood for two people who genuinely love themselves to be spiritually conmpatible except there are family spiritual warfare that need to be won or generational curse to be broken. The last two may possibly be the issue and not that you are not spiritually compatible.

Simple and 'Short'

Katier00:
Why allow you to date her if she is not the one. Young man if you see the attributes you need in a woman and you are convinced in your heart of heart that she is the one and you truly love and can tolerate her for a life time. Please go ahead make her your wife. And if things go wrong be 100% sure it was your decision and not that of the destiny moulders

You really wanna risk things going wrong in your marriage.

While I dnt believe many of the prophets who claim to speak with God today, a level of divinity definitely has to be consulted b4 taking a huge step as marriage as ONLY GOD KNOWS THE END FROM THE BEGINNING AND THE BEGINNING FROM THE END.

We dnt even know the next 5mins...

NwanyiOkpa:
Good morning,

I hope you are doing great. I intend going abroad for my masters, come this august 2020. I have secured admissions in the USA for MSc. Mechanical Engineering. i have partial funding already and i will be paying for the rest.

To better make my decision, did you have any regrets with studying abroad? did it give you an edge during your job search?

Thanks.

Somethings need to change abt ur mindset missy, you going beyond these shores not only puts you at an advantage for a much better life but opens doors of opportunities.

Your goal right now is not to go and return in search for job but to create lasting networks, make something of ur exposure techwise and academically and upon completion return as a queen.

If not, you will get back, get a job and be massively underpaid.

eleojo23:
Not everyone is a phone freak

Nice point. But with his earning and wealth we expect him to be an everything freak.

#SimpleManSpotted

Someone like Warren Buffet.

tsdarkside:
ehen ehen....soo are muslims in other places too....

Your thinking is so backward people like you should be the ones fighting in Sambisa. But no because your likes are the ones bombing everywhere.

#shameonyou
#HappyChristmas

Yustash001:
People should start using their senses o jare....

How many of this type of stories have been reported this year alone....yet people fail to learn

I blame the naivety of the parents, someone charge u a whole 30k, and d girl did not start walking immediately but rather you loaned her to him.

People are so far from the wisdom of the word of God these days and are easily fooled by the schemes of their religious leaders.

Neoteny:
Next:

Five reasons to not even write your name on a CV

These CV hawkers won't allow us to rest.

No HR ever gives out jobs because of CV format.

Get a powerful benefactor and see how to get a job without even a CV.

I feel like dashing u one full chicken for this contribution. Many of the best jobs today r gotten not thru beauty of CV but rather direct referrals or direct sabi-person.

Others just need to be able to prove they are knowledgeable thru personal projects that can be flaunted. Las Las CV na scam

SaintHilary:
Simple Question.
Would you rather have a 2015 BMW or 2019Hyundai
Whatever your answer is should be the winner

Well since you are asking, I will definitely love to keep both

Ariza:
With the recent outrageous increase in the numbers of "Help/Rant" threads opened by guys on this section, I am moved to give my Nigerian sisters a standing ovation, a thunderous applaud and a heartfelt doff. They do wonders .


However, I wonder on what type of Men society breed these days.Cry babies? Hypocrites? or confused lots? I wonder!

the OP is probably 17/18 yo. They seem to be nairaland's biggest population nowadays. Always asking fr help in obvious issues or cracking jokes in serious ones.


as for OP, you r not spending enough on her, ignore your future and wait until she hooks u up with a baby that's not even urs

elbulk:
You don´t become a programmer overnight. You need to put in a few years pf constant practice to be employable reasonably

Everything is not all about programming, there r free Google courses even on Google analytics or evn Google ads. These are great digital marketing skills to possess.

Codedboy95:
Don't, some people with Msc don't even earn upto 90k a month, since you said this job gives you free time my advice is that you should use this free time to learn a skill, for instance tech is the thing now but if you have no interest in tech there are still a lot of other things you can learn. You can save up money and Msc later.

Exactly, I will advice Self Development or/and Entrepreneurship (business). Personally, d past 3wks I v enrolled and completed lots of MOOCs whc has automatically added extra value to my position, output and abilities.

You should try it.