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FamilyRe: My Husband Has Turned Me To A Punching Bag by GooseBaba: 7:59pm On Jul 21, 2013
benzion72: Get alawiye iwe kefa and read how a woman milk a lion with patience and learn to control your tongue. That you grow together and feed him does not give you a license to disrespect him.
No matter what he says just keep your mouth shut.

If you divorce him, how many men will you leave to divorce
What about the ones that the lion devoured before they could apply the milking App.... Guy reality is different from story telling ...
FamilyRe: My Husband Has Turned Me To A Punching Bag by GooseBaba: 7:33pm On Jul 21, 2013
mbulela: He only said she can't cook. He did not accuse her of the other.
Lmao.!!!!
FamilyRe: My Husband Has Turned Me To A Punching Bag by GooseBaba: 7:32pm On Jul 21, 2013
Rooneyboy: Brave up !

After just one year of marriage huh

This ur advise is a very difficult pill to swallow.

*pls put urself in her shoes .
Bros dead body no dey swallow pill...

She needs to choose from been a divorced woman, damaged woman (physical & mentally) or dead woman. Either way, people go still talk...
IslamRe: Islam And Under Age Marriage! by GooseBaba:
SensibleMusa: .

But if you come to my house to ask for Amina's (10yrs) hand in mariage; you will go and join Chinda in a UK hospital (Gun wounds this time).
LMAO!!! Guy you funny...at least you see reason as to why common sense should be involve when religious interpretation becomes secular laws.

An illiterate and poor Muslim would not see anything wrong if the price is right. Not only is he covered by his beliefs now he is covered by secular laws. Allah be praised...!
IslamRe: Islam And Under Age Marriage! by GooseBaba: 6:10pm On Jul 21, 2013
LagosShia: Aisha was a wife full of jealousy.her disrespect towards the Prophet (sa) and whether she was even a Muslim are contentious topics between Sunni and Shia Muslims.she wanted to portray herself, especially considering her destructive role in fitnah (strife) between muslims (particularly) the Battle of Jamal against Imam Ali (as) -which she led contrary to the Prophet's (sa) will to her-,to be innocent and young when the Prophet (sa) married her.in this way she is implying that she grew up in the Prophet's (sa) household and she attained "prophetic manners".also Aisha is recorded to have been given in marriage to a man before the Prophet (sa) married her.Jubair Ibn Mot'em was the man who was Aisha's first.therefore whether she was even a virgin when the Prophet (sa) married her is also contentious between Sunni and Shia Muslims.presenting herself as young and vulnerable,and someone who couldn't hurt a fly was also aimed at making her the Prophet's (sa) "favorite wife",contrary to reports that the Prophet's (sa) favorite wife was Lady Khadijah (as).Aisha was even jealous of Lady Khadijah (as),the Prophet's (sa) first wife who died before the Prophet (sa) married Aisha as his second wife.in this vain,the age of Khadijah (as) is inflated,and Sunni records claim and Sunnis maintain that Khadijah (as) was over 20 years older than the Prophet (as),while Aisha was just a "baby" when the Prophet (sa) married her.
Baba Lagoshia..!! I troway salute..

This is what I got from your reply.
Aisha was jealous of the prophet's dead wife
Aisha wants to be seen as the prophet's favorite

In order to accomplish this ^^^^ she came up with receiving the prophet general in her honey pot at the tender age of 9.

Was she mentally disturb that she will distort the prophet's image while striving to be seen as his favorite? Because of this story wey no make sense. Grown men Sunnis and Shia are busy killing themselves like chickens. Wahala dey oo
IslamRe: Islam And Under Age Marriage! by GooseBaba: 4:25pm On Jul 21, 2013
LagosShia: my words are for all muslims who insist to be stuck in the past.

but no one should try to justify anything using the lie concocted by Aisha that she was 9 year old when the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him and his pure Ahlul-Bayt) married her.historical records convincingly expose her as a liar.
Can you give a reason why she had to lie.? She was married to the prophet. I would guess that came with honor for her personally.
SportsRe: Ejowvokoghene Odururu After Winning 200M At World Youth Championships In Ukraine by GooseBaba: 6:52pm On Jul 20, 2013
One can never please the world. If the guy speaks in his native language, the same people will find fault. They will blame his parents, failed school system, corruption etc

It's not that hard to just congratulate and leave it at that.

My warri runner... I hail ohh ...you go speed pass cheetah ... In Oghene I shadow..Ese'
PetsRe: Cobra Protects Puppies That Fell Into A Well by GooseBaba: 7:59pm On Jul 19, 2013
Mudley313: Uh huh? So, before then, lions were vegetarians?
Hahahhahahha...! Help me ask am... Hahahahhaa
FamilyRe: Can I Stop My Wife From Wearing Trousers by GooseBaba:
CAMEROONPRIDE: i don't get your point huh huh eh eh last time i checked the dude was free to tell her how he feels about her wearing trousers. no it is up to her to change , which she will do if she really loves him. you people just love to argue and take position for the sake of it. i hope when your wife starts dressing indecently you won't complain. again a wife dresses to please her husband . nothing more nothing less . she doesn't dress to please admirers outside .
Guy calm down... Where in the write up did the op inform us that she just started wearing trousers!? My wife is the one that stopped putting on short shorts or low riders without me asking her to do anything.

But this guy in question is not doing it because he does not like her wearing trousers. He is doing it in respect of religion and extended familiy... Na you dey argue for argue sake... Because you ignored the write up..
FamilyRe: Can I Stop My Wife From Wearing Trousers by GooseBaba: 9:49pm On Jul 15, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: Yes you can. if she loves u , she will stop.

a woman/wife is supposed to dress to please her husband. period , so if u are not comfortable with it, she should drop them.
Bros.. A whole you talk this kind thing. The guy is not asking his wife not to wear trouser for his sake. He is doing it for religious doctrine and extended family.

You fall my hand..
Christianity EtcRe: Can God Exist Without Man? by GooseBaba: 2:45pm On Jul 15, 2013
^^^^^
Excuses upon excuses = Holy Spirit ...I hail ohhh..!
Foreign AffairsRe: Girl Caught Trying To Steal An iPad By Hiding It In Her Pants by GooseBaba: 3:11pm On Jul 14, 2013
If this happened in Naija now... Corruption, bad e economy/leadership, rogue ancestors would be held responsible. And the crazy ones among us would summon the mighty end times..wahala dey..!

Chinko do am now, we go hear juvenile tendencies and bad parenting... Black man.. Where is your self respect.
Christianity EtcRe: Can God Exist Without Man? by GooseBaba: 4:42am On Jul 14, 2013
The universe is God. The universe can exist without man. Man cannot exist without the universe. Therefore, man made gods: any god with scared text cannot exist without man..

The reality of our existence is the universe anything else is simply mind games.
Christianity EtcRe: Can God Exist Without Man? by GooseBaba: 3:57am On Jul 14, 2013
^^^^^
LMAO..!!!! YEPARIPA ..!!
Christianity EtcRe: Should Obadiah777 Be Put To The Sword? by GooseBaba: 3:53am On Jul 14, 2013
Sword ke...!?? No ohhh.. The guy just need serious brushing from area boys of Christ...two serious punches to his liver. They guy go re-program sharp sharp.. grin
RomanceRe: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by GooseBaba: 3:32am On Jul 14, 2013
dasparrow: First of all, you are not the second to comment.

Secondly, the average American hates infidelity and if they catch you cheating on them, then its over. This might be the reason why the have a lower HIV/AIDS rate in comparison to Nigeria or other parts of Africa where cheating is expected to be tolerated till they pass on sexually transmitted diseases to you.
Inferiority dey smell..... !!!!! They have lower HIV/AID S rates because they have access to medications. Not because they hate infidelity. Una go just dey yarn anyhow just to discredit, ridicule or belittle Nigerians or Africans.. huh huh
Foreign AffairsRe: Thief Falls Asleep During Robbery by GooseBaba: 9:30pm On Jul 12, 2013
dayokanu: Juju things.

I don hear wey some robbers came too and they started sweeping and fighting over broom
Bros..! Me sef hear the one wey dem begin wash plate...one of them begin shout ole ole... African security.. The gods don re-booth the system. grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Impala Dives Into Tourist's Car While Running From Cheetah by GooseBaba: 12:12am On Jul 12, 2013
Smartgunna: what if the cheetah was so hungry and decided to jump in with the impala
If that happens. Then this video will contain "story that touch".. cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 12:20am On Jul 09, 2013
See you see six feet

Dem don give you chop and follow abi

Abeg make we go organize point and kill

You no get rags pass your papa

They guy hurry Comot for house..

Several fingers are pointing at okoro... He seems to be a suspect.
HealthRe: Reasons Why You Wake-up Feeling Tired After A Full Night's Rest by GooseBaba: 12:16am On Jul 09, 2013
People wey dey go meeting for night...

People wey carry bad belle sleep

People wey sleep with empty belle
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 12:02am On Jul 09, 2013
Na me you dey cut throat for..? (When one clears their throat)

The guy don kolo-mental

See demonstration of craze

Your head no correct

I don go.. You are wasting my time

No worry I go drink for your head..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 11:40pm On Jul 08, 2013
Fhemmmy: I wan "piss" . .
Bros, toilet dey backyard....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 11:34pm On Jul 08, 2013
Na this thing una talk abi

Shebi you don talk finish

As I enter road

Before I open mouth

I dey talk am now , you come dey form deaf and dumb
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 11:28pm On Jul 08, 2013
People are passing here ohh

As you have cornered me here, wetin wan happen

My guy go boil stone

You are mouthed..!

I go give you head booth

Vamoose from here

See me See wahala

If I open my eye!

Don't let me do you the thing wey dem no dey do person..

My guy carry your cross

I talk am! Ehnnnn

Wetin be that one!!??

Which day that one start

You are talking many lying

For the better for the worse

Half bread is better than chin chin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 7:35pm On Jul 08, 2013
See as they guy dey misbehave like person wey juju dey romance.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 7:32pm On Jul 08, 2013
Fhemmmy: "Why Shall i Shy" grin
Because I get liver..nothing dey par..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 7:29pm On Jul 08, 2013
Demoladoc: Nneka u don IMPLICATE salt for that soup wey u dey cook

u?
Hahahaha ha ..... Salt don suffer
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 7:26pm On Jul 08, 2013
Guy no let your shadow deceive you

Our politicians are stealing by trick

The person wey swear for you don die troway

Why you dey look like person wey see spirit

Malam go ask.. I dey craze? Me go answer: before nko?

The babe don take toto water cook for the guy

We go see for church. Eg beer parlor, asehwo joint and thinz
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 7:13pm On Jul 08, 2013
killuminati: na only u know wetin u dey yarn guy!
Hahahaha.... The guy worri...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 7:10pm On Jul 08, 2013
[quote author=Ladytee-thato]una wanna a piece of mehuh[/quote]Keep it up... U need more training ...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 6:33pm On Jul 08, 2013
At all at all naim bad pass...

Look me well well, do I look like am joking

What is all this now...!!?

Abeg carry go.. Nothing do you

My guy you no get enemy.. More blessings

Do something before something do you
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 6:28pm On Jul 08, 2013
Chop and quench

Chop alone die alone

See as that girl dey scratch her toto.. E be like say she get sweeti..

Even craze man dey look road before him cross, talkless of you wey never craze

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