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WebmastersRe: Dynamic Web Design Tutorials Ft Javascript,Ajax,DOM,PHP,MySQL... by gozzilla(m): 1:04am On Jan 27, 2009
Don't i love you. You are good. Here is the deal. We are following your classes. As a matter of fact don't assume we are not. Just stick to the outline. So you have given us the code give us the html codes. Let us use it and tweak it a little who knows someone might even volunter the graphics. But whatever happens always remember we are always following your post doggedly. keep up the good work
PoliticsRe: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by gozzilla(m): 10:46pm On Jan 24, 2009
@berthy
This is not a joke. It sounds unbelievable, but this is nigeria and this is not the first time one has heard of this and i suspect it will not be the last we will hear of it. Who didn't hear of the bakassi boys and there "odeshi". Me i believe the story.
PoliticsRe: Petrol Now 65 Naira Per Litre by gozzilla(m): 11:09pm On Jan 23, 2009
We do not rejoice because the price is now 65 naira. No, far from it. Rather our joy springs from the fact that for once our government is making a fuel policy that favours its citizens.
Of course implementation is going to be a thing to worry about, but lets rejoice first at this great news.
Christianity EtcRe: Creflo Dollar Vs Joel Osteen Vs Td Jakes Vs Joyce Meyer by gozzilla(m): 1:44am On Jan 23, 2009
@David
I have never stopped being fascinated by your contributions in the religion section. You have a depth knowledge of the bible, that one can easily recognize and respect. But i have never quite understood the reason for some of your utterance. At times they sound too judgmental and full of vile. At other times they are so argumentative and really good argument.
Here is my point it always seem you have a total distrust for all things Christianity; but that will be wrong of me to say right. So you see my dilemma, i want to understand what kind of Christian you are. I am trying to understand maybe you have a perfect example to all our discussion on the forum. So tell us all who is that perfect preacher so we can listen to him, where is that perfect church so we might all attend. Always tell us the best option cos i think you've always got the perfect argument.

Man but truly i love you.
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? by gozzilla(m): 1:10am On Jan 23, 2009
@HeatFusion
I remember you from somewhere let me see ,  oh the joke section.
The supporter of that tasteless joker called , whatever. It seems you have a love for tasteless jokers. and that i don't give a damn about, Just i cannt understand why a good headed guy like you blend in with crack heads. Man i cann't get you.
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? by gozzilla(m): 11:44pm On Jan 22, 2009
Do you ever say a nice thing Mr crack head.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by gozzilla(m): 11:23pm On Jan 22, 2009
You are SS? o dear should i be feeling sorry or apologising to you.

Is that the reason for your approach to life? Man i wish you well.
So they should go ahead and get married, Mr crackles has spoken!!!!!!
SportsRe: AYC: South Africa(2) Vs Nigeria(1) On Thursday 22nd January by gozzilla(m): 11:20pm On Jan 22, 2009
Where is Siasia
Where is Siasia
Get him Now
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by gozzilla(m): 11:13pm On Jan 22, 2009
Fair enough!

Wish i could just say may you be As may your wife be AS and may all your kids be SS. But i really cann't say it. It is not my style.

Fair enough sha
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by gozzilla(m): 11:05pm On Jan 22, 2009
I like your kind, ignorant folks with no regard for life.
Certainly he didn't tell us who is doing the tempting but they both are.
And why did God allow them come together? seriously do you deserve an answer. You decide to run your mouth on me did God also make you do that. Dumb ass, this stuff are called choices, they choose to fall in love. Nothing stops them from falling out of it.
Man i cann't get you most time, you just too funny and it seems it is dulling you in and out.
HealthRe: The Spicy Garlic! by gozzilla(m): 10:58pm On Jan 22, 2009
I love the health benefit of cloves, garlic and onion. But i can not imagine the smell. Will i stop getting a good kissing because i want to stay healthy? Big question.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by gozzilla(m): 10:50pm On Jan 22, 2009
I guess everything is a joke for you. So i will try to ignore you.
But for real why do something you can tell the consequence of. Why let a child suffer for your love. I thought love is selfless thinking of others.

Mr Crackles i can assume you are dumb to this issues or better off, just plain heartless
SportsRe: AYC: South Africa(2) Vs Nigeria(1) On Thursday 22nd January by gozzilla(m): 10:42pm On Jan 22, 2009
Are you South African. Den i pity you. I pity you because i cann't imagine wanting to play you in the second round. If you get past the first round i go change nationality to zimbabwe.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by gozzilla(m): 10:39pm On Jan 22, 2009
Love wont conquer this. Only your faith. but why tempt God and give birth to a child that will curse your love everyday the pain sets in.

I understand, we all dread this moment. I lost a good girl on same ground. Move on the earlier the better before one of you go do something stupid.
CultureRe: Nigerian Ghetto Names by gozzilla(m): 10:35pm On Jan 22, 2009
Those great Idoma name Bene (benedicta), monday, friday, sunday
PoliticsRe: Warranty: China To Replace Nigerias Satellite For Free by gozzilla(m): 10:31pm On Jan 22, 2009
First time i  catch Kobo bickering, He always is the guy with the reasonable suggestion. Like him or not you somehow like his contribution. I think you are just catching your fun while waiting for your build. But if not,  now you have made a friend.
ProgrammingRe: Facebook Developer Garage In Nigeria? by gozzilla(m): 1:31am On Jan 22, 2009
How interested i am?
Some more enlightening what skills do we need to bring along
ComputersRe: Calling Systems Administrators - Our Own Thread? by gozzilla(m): 1:01am On Jan 22, 2009
Kick start the stuff. Its your thread. So tell us your path to being a sysadmin. I mean your qual. and the programs you use and your preferred OS.
its your thread lead the way man.
ComputersRe: The Fastest Web Browser by gozzilla(m): 12:58am On Jan 22, 2009
Man did i just learn something. Downloaded Chrome and uninstalled it days later when i found out i couldn't do much on it. A lot of pluggin issues still being worked on. I believe with time they will come out good. They somehow have a winning formula others cann't understand. i even read that they are secretly working on an operating system (google na wah sef).
ComputersRe: We Need An Assistant Moderator Here by gozzilla(m): 12:51am On Jan 22, 2009
Nothing wrong with Seun and Dual core letting us in to the job description of a Mod or his Ass. None the less it would be a great thing to get i tell you guys. I am in lots of P2P forums and i know how men die to get a Mod or even something close up.
Congrats to the chosen man.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by gozzilla(m): 10:00pm On Jan 19, 2009
The facts are this who needs arshavin. When we have cesc, rosiscky, ramsey, etc.
But they are all injured, and all of a sudden we need men. But come to think of it. When they all recover they are going to leave wenger with good option and good competition. Imagine arshavin and rosisky manning the wings, and cesc and nasri in the middle. A pairing of Van persie and Adebayor upfront. A strong attacking arsenal forward.
I cannot wait for that day, but for now arshavin needs to be brought in so nasri is not overworked like cesc.
CultureRe: Is Repainting Houses Against Nigerian Culture? by gozzilla(m): 9:34pm On Jan 19, 2009
Ha ha ha is your mum an Igbo woman then she will never have made that statement.
Maybe you don't know so get an education. The Igbo man will paint his house in the village every time someone dies and needs to be buried. Thats fantastic. This is the mathematics for a family of 10, the house eventually will get 10 repainting (note not wallpapering). Can you beat thathuh?
So tell your mum that. Maybe some other cultures are more extreme.
I can assume for every owembe the yoruba man will paint his house (did you say na lie.)
WebmastersRe: I'm Testing Nairalist.com: What Do You Think? by gozzilla(m): 5:28am On Jan 12, 2009
The site has been getting great reviews and i understand. but good reviews is not what you will need, you need sincere reviews so let me give it to you. I don't know but i believe you took more of the craiglist idea than the gumtree idea or even the alibaba idea. of course all have their advantage or otherwise. so here is the thing i have against the site. If i am looking for where to buy computer (which is the popular thing of sale) which column do i check out. That is what a site should do react not just respond. As the post begin to get bigger and bigger, then it will be an issue.
secondly someone talked about a search included in it. I don't think it is a minor suggestion. No site can survive without one.
Finally i like your work and am a big fan of yours just realize i no mind stealing your beautiful idea so act fast and smart.
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Cheat? by gozzilla(m): 3:05am On Jan 12, 2009
while does blissfulnaughty cheat on sissy, and why does ztyle cheat on ogagu4luv.
Jokes EtcRe: Girl Putting On A Short Skirt by gozzilla(m): 2:57am On Jan 12, 2009
Guy i wanted to settle down and give you a good answer, but on second thought i decided against it. Why?
I found out that you are a great fan of ogagu4luv. so what can i say?
Keep it up keep laughing and being entertained on stupid tasteless jokes (like chioya said stale jokes) i just hope you aren't as STUPID as that dude. stupid
Jokes EtcRe: Girl Putting On A Short Skirt by gozzilla(m): 2:33am On Jan 12, 2009
ogaga4luv if you were Nigerian I fo come look for you shoot you or put you for cell. But as per say you be naija pickin i no send. i just pity small children for you country.
Abeg easy with all these your tasteless joke or i go ban you
PoliticsRe: The New Map Of Nigeria Fulani/hausa Majority. by gozzilla(m): 2:22am On Jan 12, 2009
Fulan love nunu
Hausa love tuwo
chikena nothing more nothing less
FoodRe: Meat Pie by gozzilla(m): 1:55am On Jan 12, 2009
ogagu4luv so u sabi bake meatpie. i thought you only know how to crack tasteless jokes. and talking about tasteless, i believe your food will be like your joke tasteless

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