₦airaland Forum

vicfuntop:
Really sarcasm

Girl, you're beautiful.

RIP to the Queen's language.

Catholics are not Christians.

Stop deluding yourself please. If you had the cure to HIV /AIDS, you'd be a billionaire by now. You won't even have time for nairaland.

komekn:
It obvious that you are so self absorbed and insensitive to where a large number of Nigerians have found themselves. In a situation that is hopelessly desperate and in extreme despair with zero expectation. Add to that nobody even willing to help.

So please have some little empathy. Blame out leaders who have destroyed the self esteem and hope of a generation.

Otherwise I would ask you remain silent.

Do not make a comment just for comments sake, endeavor to make sensible and coherent comments. If in your opinion the best option for someone in a dire financial situation in Nigeria is to set out on an expedition to Europe through the Sahara desert, bearing in mind that there is absolutely no job for illegal immigrants in Europe, then I'm afraid you need an urgent appointment with a shrink.

Opportunities for financial freedom abound in this country, yet many people are too myopic to see, instead they will choose to heap the blame on the leaders. How much will it take for one to start a little trade here and earn a decent living, yet they are willing to give their entire life savings to those who promise to take them across the Sahara desert to Europe as if money grows on trees in Europe. Subjecting themselves to unimaginable levels of dehumanizing and demeaning conditions just to get to Europe.

The woman featured in this article had a job as a nurse, yet she felt her destiny is to travel to Europe through the Sahara desert and become a millionaire.

Undoubtedly she has learnt her lesson, and so will countless others still planning to make the journey.

Idiots. That's what all these people who travel through the Sahara desert are. What kinda condition in Nigeria will compel a supposedly sane human being to elect to travel to Europe through the Sahara desert, despite all the perils associated with such a journey and the tales of sorrow emanating from such journeys which we hear daily on the news?

Some people are hopelessly stupid and beyond redemption. They will never listen to wise counsel. They only learn their bitter lesson and become sober after they have gone through the harrowing experience first-hand. This m0ron featured in this story even had a job as a nurse in Nigeria, yet chose to make the ill-fated trip to Europe through the Sahara desert in search of a better life that has eluded most Africans in Europe. Those in Europe have realized it is all a Mirage and are coming home, while those here are desperate to get there. Africans are just the most dim-witted class of humans created by God.

Go home fool and sin no more

valdes00:
The bros don dey sabi write better english
I surprise ooo cos the english too clear unlike the gentry wey we knw...
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In other NEWS:
To our Muslim mates who did not invite us to come and eat meat, hope u know that Mary is already three months

Mary is already 3 months? Are you alright?

Gayigaskia:
Arewa cowboys. this is played using a lot of juju

And they are Muslims o. Muslims with juju.

teewai3:
Thief

Seriously, do you assume that attached picture of yours is funny? Epic fail if you're trying to be funny. Comedy ain't your calling bro.

Seriously, the supposed candidate scored 0 out of 10, yet we can see only a single question and answer? And with such hand writing? Try again.

Jessidaisy4:
I can't believe that beautiful lady kisses those ugly lips

Babe, I wanna kiss you nice and slow.

I just want to know if the full stop button of your computer (or phone) is working.

ominilongest:
Those guys will buy falz and his career....especially the 4th one...INVESTOR BJ , they are fucking rich

That fourth guy looks like the poorest. Looks razz, like a hood rat from the ghetto.

Really beautiful babes. Tough choice choosing one of them. They're all so gorgeous.

Urdreamgirl:
this is the first time she will be covering her mouth... she has a very poor dentition.. I fine pass her sha

Hope say no be your picture dey your profile.

weedtheweeds:
I am tired of this madness. This old man should get over his deceit already. We are not fools even if some people choose to be stupidly following lies. Oga, if you do not iron your wife's clothes who else would do it? Ironing your wife's clothes is not humility. There are many men out there who do a lot more for their wives without announcing it. Should we clap for you for doing that? What evidence do you have to assert this claim? What sort of humble man would sing his own praise? This humble puffery has to stop at his age, people get down to the truth and say it like it's natural. There is no humble man on earth. Moses was said to be the meekest man to ever live but we all know how he expressed his annoyance when he got poked. This man claims to be a saint who does not sh*t and we know that behind closed doors he must perform some evil works in secret and play naive. All these pastors have no truth in them. They are simply out there for their pockets. Soon all these hypocrisy and anti-christ surrogates will be cleansed. If he irons his wife's clothes, who then washes his private jet?
If you like quote and insult your father, I'm going off Nairaland for 160 days, so don't expect any response.

Ironing clothes does not make one righteous. This man should be talking about serious issues. He is quiet regarding homosexuality, we have a sitting president who is missing in office, the Biafra and Arewa issues also affect members of his congregation. Cowards who are afraid to express themselves. They hide behind politicians licking their arsis and fooling sheeples with silly and empty talks. Biafrans, Is this man not your daddy? Arewa and Oduduwa people don't you pay your tithes to this man? Was Jesus quiet about the Pharisees or the Sadducees?
Sneaking like a snake and acting pious can only sell this far.
It baffles me when pastors pray for Nigeria and Nigerians, deceive them that better times are coming when they send their kids to school and abroad living luxuriously.
TB Joshua's daughter is now a lawyer in New York while he disrespected the law of Lagos and declined to show up in court 2 times.
These men have prophesied that the year 2000 will be better, then they moved it to 2001, 2002. Last year the same pastor that 2016 will be better than 2017 is still going to pray that 2017 will be better than 2018. That is how they fool sheeples while they amass wealth for themselves.

Absolutely spot on.

madgoat:
Those are the kind of ladies i want to die on top

And so shall it be. Amen.

Ikorodu has sure gone to the dogs.

It's a pity the police are clueless as to how to deal with these beasts in human form. In saner climes, a state of emergency would have been declared in that part of Lagos and law enforcement agents drafted to the area in large numbers.

Alas, this is Nigeria.

Chai

See im kpomo lips sef.

Full pics, si vous plaît.

Ex beauty queen, ex rapper, ex actress soonest.

ubongoton:
As in you are even a graduate o,if he didnt love you wouldnt he love your certificate?.
Too much of anything(faithfulnes)is a disease.
DEPART FROM HIM BEFORE THE HOMO ACE KILLED YOU

Chai! This your Engrish is dope.

Like seriously?! A basketball game in Nigeria? And in Abuja of all places? Wow. I'm stunned.

StephDamielola:
Igbos and Container are like (Uncle Zuma Pics)

I love my brothers from the south East

That babe in your profile is lovely. Please help me with her phone digits. I have a modelling contract for her.

Adesua is a fine geh, E-I-E-I-O!

What's the rationale behind covering your hair with scarf in the name of hijab, while the shape of your boobs are still visible and uncovered by the hijab?

Muslims are a ridiculous set of people.

Jessidaisy4:
Handsome "criminal"

Yea baby, I like you.

puregrace:
Everything Na Lagos, Lagos Lagos. Na only Lagos people dey live?

Lmfao!

The thing tire me seriously.

What is that thing?!

Connoisseur:
And she had to leave them inside the house.
Very soon she will start looking for a new house

Antoine is actually a he.

Hilarious.