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sleeknick:
Ehyaaa.... E go don cross boarder by now. Nor worry another one go come. the real owners don kari am

F00l. That's all you can say to a man who lost a car? Dimwit, you can't even spell border.

Onyinye15:
What do I fry

Your kn0ckers, perhaps.

This is man is as handsome as my very good Chinese friend Og Lee.

Rubbish. I refuse to believe this.

Cute bae. Her ass too bony tho.

This Phyno tho, never been romantically linked with any girl. No baby mama, no girlfriend, no wife.



I'm compelled to assume he's gay.

So? What are we to make of this? That the pregnancy is not hers or what?



Btw, those her pictures up there..... DAMN!

shinarlaura:
Wooow. All these for me alone?

Am speechless. Thank u

Welcome beautiful.

Shinarlaura. She is the cutest, sweetest, most beautiful, most attractive female nairalander I've seen her picture.

Idiotic mofos have carried their rubbish to Malaysia. I hope the Malaysian authorities incinerate those good for nothing monkeys.

Yuneehk:
Be quick with it oh?

It's done cutie.

dapizy02:
Transformation

What an ugly dude with a towel turban. Is that you?

Na fulani herdsmen ?

Yuneehk:
Let me cite an instance for you. Assuming I'm heading to "jakande gate" from Isolo and I wanna take a bike alone, it'll cost me #200. If I'm not willing to pay that amount, I'll have to sit on the bike and wait for the bike man to get someone else going through that route so it'll be splitted to #100 each.
It's really awkward I tell you mounting a bike with a total stranger but what can you do when you're trying not to be stuck in traffic and you know bikes are your only solution?

Omalicha nwa. Don't worry, I'll get you a ride so you won't have to put up with this really awkward situation again.

dealslip:
I remember when Halima was born. They had this girl when IBB was on the throne. Infact that year, she was the 1st baby of the year. I was in Primary 6 or so then. How time flies.

Awww! Indeed, how time flies! Little you of that year is now a full grown woman, at least ten years older than Halima.

Marotzke:
Weekend concord reported then that she was named Alimat. When the thing changed to Halima,they forgot to tell us.
One year later Gideon Orka,Roland Empere, Saliba Mukoro ,Ovedje Ogboru struck.
A terrified IBB abandoned his wife and young daughter and ran 440.
Colonel UK Bello died defending his boss.
It also marked the rise of Colonel Ishaya Bamaiyi. He and Abubakar Umar led battalions of loyal troops to crush the coupists.
Two years later, the panicky IBB relocated the seat of power from Dodan barracks lagos to Aso Rock Abuja.
Hmnn , how time flies.

Oh how I love history!

Thanks for taking us on a short but interesting journey through time. I was very little when all this went down. If there was thing I remember vividly about IBB, it was the much talked about myth that he was invincible and once changed into an ant and crept away when some assassins came for him. The man still revels in that air of invincibility till today as successive governments have failed to bring him to book on account of the widespread human rights abuses championed by his brutal regime. Not to mention the looting of epic proportions entrenched by his administration. I guess only God will bring him to book.

SurePresident:
200k? Yes, but don't waste it on Concrete ponds construction, get durable tarpauline Ponds that cost 1/3 of Concrete Pond's cost.
From my personal experience, Catfish farming is still very profitable, provided you minimize cost of production in order to maximise profit. The Professional that did mine adviced that the water inlet and outlet must NEVER be on same side, but opposite. So that when fresh water enters it convinently pushes and flushes toxic polluted one out. 3 years ago I got very strong durable mobile Ponds which I'm still using n) ow from http://CatfishGuru..com They also gave free consultancy till I profitably harvested my first set of fish. Check out my Ponds at home and that of my friend:

Looks nice. The question is, can you breed algae in such? I do not think that's feasible.

obembet:
They call them selves chelsea, they said they will best man u black and blue, but thanks God reverse is the case
1. On boxing day , Chelsea lost
2. New year day , Chelsea lost
3. Val day. Chelsea lost
4.April fool day, chelsea lost
5. Easter day ( today ) Chelsea lost
Nawao. Chelsea no they celebrate ?
Is this true?
#manutd
#reddevils
#allahfirst
I will always be Manchester united fans in as much as my blood has not change to blue or yellow
Up man uuuuu
Happy Easter to all my loyal, amiable and noble fans out there

And how will that save you from ending on the 7th position?

shinarlaura:
Oh my....... Am coming fast fast

shinarlaura:
Thanks so much. I wish u same.

Hope u kept my own food

You're most welcome.
I sure did Beautiful, trust me.

Happy Easter to you Shinarlaura. Have a beautiful Easter cutie.

ZarZar:
Straggle as in hanging on to her or vice versa

Check the two words again in your dictionary ma'am.

ZarZar:
This is crossing the line for me. Too weird to even try to comprehend why she chose that pose & why she chose to do it nekkid with her son straggling her.

Straddle.

He doesn't have tv at home?

Babe, lemme tell you.

what you need is deliverance and you'll be free from all the misery. I know you don't believe in God, but He is the only one who can set you free from this excruciating burden. Trust me on this.

RaggedyAnn:
Hmmm. Senile and impertinent....I don't think they mean what you want them to mean.

Hehehe. I tell ya, English ain't one of the op's greatest assets.

Integrityfarms:
The Rich maintaining their class.

Everything in life get class and strata.
Just fit in where u can comfortably stay.

Who told you Darego was rich?

Dunsin89:
. No, am the one in black. Why do you ask pls?

Shooo! Who be this one eh?! Mr Man, are you the person I quoted?

Drhauwal:
Some JW's do listen to secular songs while some do not. it is a matter of personal preference. we listen to our own "gospel" songs and do not listen to other churches gospel songs because the contents of those songs do contains doctrines that we Jehovah's witnesses don't believe in such as Christmas, trinity, hellfire, immortality of the soul, birthday, calling Jesus God among others.
Even a Christian Jehovah witness who listen to secular songs also have to be selective as some songs may encourage or "hype" immorality, violence or spiritism. take for example I deleted a song by olamide ft lil Kesh ft phyno on my phone some couple of years back. the "ladi" song.
for more about JW check www.jw.org buh OP those pictures at the fore of this post shows how degraded your brains are. don't try tanish the image of Jehovah's witnesses, try and be reasonable unless you wanna incure God's wrath! Peace!

Abeg, are you the one in blue in your profile?

Sanmight85:
I am a JW. After your criticism, how do you think that affect our worship of Jehovah? You can't stand the way of Jehovah's witnesses. They are led by God's holy spirit. All over the world, we are to be no part of the world. So don't expect us to do things like you. Jesus made this clear concerning his true disciples. Then they will know that our backer is Jehovah God himself.

The question is; why do you prefer secular music to Christian music? Stop beating about the Bush please.

princy80:
what will happen if his hands are clean?

Trust me, the so-called pastor is involved in an amorous affair with Iyabo Ojo. There's no way Kemi will make such an allegation without concrete proof. The pastor was highly embarrassed or should I say mortified by Kemi's revelation of his sordid affair that he had to do something to appear innocent and maintain his seemingly pious image.

Don't forget, a lot is at stake; millions of naira flowing from his congregation. Everything must be done to guarantee uninterrupted flow of cash from the gullible. If he's found to be guilty of adultery, of course his followers will drastically dwindle in number.

If the pastor that got this lady arrested is guilty of all she accused him of, then grave punishment, suffering and karma awaits the useless so-called man of God for wilfully subjecting this lady to such pain.

You call yourself a man of God, yet you are having extramarital affairs, on top of that you locked up the woman who blew your secret open. You will suffer o if your hands are not clean! Hmmm