₦airaland Forum

A wise man once said: “No dey cap me long reasoning.”

Bodyguard dey complain say the oga dey too secure.

The only investigative tools used by the Nigerian Police. Arrest. Interrogate. Torture.

When last was anyone able to use the Naira Card to pay for any international transaction?

Nigeria is a comedy club.

Learn to say no.

Thought there'd be a more stylish way to do this.

Ojoro cancel ojoro.

He should kuku go and lube there now.

I think the process for students has now been changed to drop box. You should confirm.

This guy has clearly tried to fire a civil servant before.

Yep. Dem really change am for us.

Cap.

Dr Jide Martins is processing personally? The guy's own has finished.

A high school dropout would not be an illiterate. You kuku cannot pas common entrance without knowing how to read and write. What she means is an ignorant person. That she doesn’t know the difference between the two shows she suffers from a little bit of ignorance too.

He should bring out the books let's see for ourselves. No be by mouth.

You don’t. You mind your business.

See Mike that'll be abusing Buhari behind his back. Power is truly ticklish.

Lol. Don't we all

So “Labour in Vain” was what?

She looks good but she’s still a weyrey.

And so it begins. The gentrification of the thug.

Is Ovation still in print?

Are those thumbprints? Why? Were the voters illiterate?

Nigerian Police. The only way they know how to conduct an investigation is to arrest everyone around the scene of the crime.A simple examination of the deceased by a coroner would show whether or not he died through foul play.

Drugs.

This tory get k-leg.

Tareq1105:
You have the option of going about till eternity with hatred in your heart.

This is just a foolish Nigerian sentiment. Why should I let someone who tried to harm me get close to me again?

Don’t know why Nigerians think that being friendly towards someone who has treated you like an enemy is a sign of maturity.

Yeah. Touched like a molester.

So nobody in the presidency is providing the commander in chief with a security briefing? Just vibes and insha Allah.

She described it perfectly.