₦airaland Forum

Noblennn:
Shut up n face the message
Dunno how idiots like you are everywhere in Nigeria

U just called him a simpleton? Lolzz.

Nukilia:
GARBAGE! Guy you're wicked! Ha ha....

I didn't say that Reno did. I only did envy his choice nd use of words

Am starting to think Reno z a nairalander. what a savage he has grew into with words

onyebu57:
Dear Reno, all I see from your response does not dispute the statements from Mr Shehu.

please try and address his point one by one for a better rebuttal

He did address the point. Read between the lines dnt skim or scam thru.

Enough of sycophancy, call a spade a spade that will make u a better man.

Garba and garbage


Say what u want about Reno. Dz guy got the xfactor. Always having the right word for the buhari administration.


Garba and Garbage abi na Garba spewing Garbage. Lolz

SalamRushdie:
As a rule I never have any financial dealing or agreement with any man that has a big tummy and it has helped me thus far in life .. that big tummy didnt get there by mistake

Lolzzzzzz. Haba fa

I dnt do politics though, neither do I support either of the refined demons nd cowards called politicians etc.


But I realise the Gcfr talks too much. Silence z golden. Babas too many talks makes him appear more common nd petty. and even his so called intelligent aides ain't helping issues.

No wonder people say light travels faster than sound. Our president is an example. U will think baba z intelligent until he talks.


Hitherto, God bless Nigeria

Never be too straight forward in life, Take the trees in the forest as examples. The straight ones are cut and the bended ones are left standing.



Quote coined from 48 laws of power a book by Robert Greene

Oritzy:
like your father,brothers,uncle's,nephews
That's our title We are all scums and your father is our secretary.

So who z d president? Somebodys grandfather?

dumo1:
Your savagery is so on point.

As in ehnnnn I can't just stop laughing out loud. Am following them bumper to bumper..............

Dz y I love nairaland.

Movic1:
If you call men scum, what will you call the stvp*d married women opening their legs for the so called scum?

Scum receptacle........ Let's say scumbag. Lolzzzz

Zuma z not lazy in the other room like Nigerian youths...


More grace to u sir

Even Zaria Almajiri won't take dz.........

Something like this

Hajia: Almajiri

Almajiri: Nam

Hajia: Zo kachi Abinci

Almajiri: Nagode (on seeing the food) Hajia ba na so. Akoi fizza

Hajia: Pizza kuma

Almajiri: Sharwaruma fa

Hajia: Babu mallam



Enjoy ur food Op

SnowJay92:
Currently doing my Master's in porthacourt. Maybe you can let me know when next you want to cook, I could tell you what to buy and how to put them in, easy peasy. �

Hapily bro. Will send a Dm to u. Probably I can video call u for a change. My plan z to make stew and soup on Thursday coz m expecting a lady visitor weekend nd I hv to let her know she's in safe hands if she get pregnant by making sumptuous meal for her. U can start by writing out the accessories for vegetable.
Probably egwu

God bless u bro. Am so expecting dz

SnowJay92:
Lol, where are you posted at the moment?

82 div enugu. U?

SnowJay92:
Lol, just Google and learn small, it's essential. What if you're posted where there's no fast food to buy?

If u know how much I try everyday to be a better man in the kitchen. Probably later In the day I will share a picture of a sacrifice I made in the name of porridge. I had to stylishly keep it away from my junior colleague assigned to me so the whole barracks won't know my dilemma.

I don dey try sha. M a guru in making custard, rice, indomie and frying egg now. My problem z stew, soup and this technical foods

SnowJay92:
You're lucky my mom wasn't your mum, na hunger for kill you eh, there wouldn't have been any need to "beg" you to learn, Lol...Whatd of work or business do you do currently?

She do beg coz I didnt stay with her. Was schooling in the north a military secondary school with all my break just to sleep nd gain gas for the next quarter.

Current job, military....... More reason I might never know how to cook

SnowJay92:
Why do you need to turn back the hands of time to learn how to cook sir?

Its suffering o bro. My mum dey beg me to learn that time, I cudnt

I don turn customer for fast food now, spending money I cud HV invested into eating. Even the food no dey hold stomach for long.

The highest I make is indomie, custard or EBA that will still HV little garri inside. I dnt keep gfs they r too expensive and demanding. See boss men that cooks dnt know what they HV fa.

U get woman wey go buy am for u........ How lucky u r

Learn how to cook that time I no gree learn. Now I eat in fast foods or boil indomie. U r lucky o.

I wish I can turn back the years and make some cooking amend.

When I was to Enugu, I met one woman like that from my state na she dey make soup for me and stew. I gv her as much as 7k a times 5k. Still the soup and stew standard no dey add up. And the thing self no dey last 4 days.

Codezz:
Niger,mech eng and NN

U like chikapa, u like NN. After academy u will feel dull in the NN. U can't patch ad beg ur soul to be in this glorious NA

Nice one though codep

Codezz:
Something!!

Arm of state, dep nd service

Codezz:
I thought you were an Oscar Initially

See wawa o....... U like Oscar. Toor am engraced to be an RC

Codezz:
Lol, Smoke sir, Arm of service sir ?

Army

Codezz:
If you were course 63, I would have suspected you to be K. Audu, you chat like him sir.

U like K Audu................ Audi shud be an Highlander am a mogese. Born mogese, bled in mogese a proud kanwii eater meanwhile am 64. 63 were my immediate seniors

Codezz:
Sir, Arm of ofe sir, Sir water me sir. Lol

My days of uselessness are far gone. U like garuwa gabaya

Codezz:
Sir, The stars shall fall soon sir.

Z dah clear? Z like seeking the kingdom of God nd his righteousness. Every other thing will follow.


Officers ride, coming up sharas nd sarmas. Free grazing. Just name it

Hope nwama z nt giving u guys issue nd who z ur present Asuo

Codezz:
Lol. sir I'm just using regular moves na

So I should understand.... Whatz my father academy turning into....

Codezz:
Sorry sir, course 62 sir, Let this bastard plant his pot and fly it..... fly it like alpha jet, Sir commandant is just like Emeka sir.

Am 64 not 62

Oboy unlimited shayii I heard academy has now turned wawa, light out z light out. No black market and other clowns food

What a pity....... My mother's academy z turning soft after we've paid with our blood and neck suringbthe days of yerima, inuwa and Ibrahim.

I learnt Agada has left. Cadet patch and hang dz pip. Beg ur soul. Grazing kowai

Codezz:
Lol. sir I'm just using regular moves na

U like regular move, patch and hang this thing.


Dz d best job the world can offer. U better langa and not blow ofe. Meanwhile ofe. Allowed z dah clear

Cadet dnt tell me I made u open dash on nairaland my days of uselessness are over.... Shout smoke


To be a senior man goooooood. Ooooooooo

Codezz:
Lol. arm of bars ??

Anyway dz the standard, assumption z the way. Y u online at d time. Ur new commandant z a shayii pot so ntin is happening inside academy?o

Codezz:
Lol. arm of bars ??

Anyway dz the standard, assumption z the way. Y u online at d time. Ur new commandant z a shayii pot so ntin is happening inside academy?

Codezz:
Lol. arm of bars ??

Me arm of bars. Ok ur current 4th termers were my room mates while I was hanging Mandela