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daewoorazer:
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Money shuts the mouth of a man.

NUC oshiomole.. Chai

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Bitter lesson in life nobody wanna take z the fact that. Everybody has a price the guys sold out when the best bargain came in

bayocanny:
Lmao, she wants to use you for experiment..kids are funny.
I remember in 2012 I sent my cousin of 5years on an arrand to buy two milk of Garri(Agolo Meji), to my greatest suprise dude came home with two Hollandia Milk I nearly cry

5 years old on an errand?? Its called child abuse bro

Cc Children right activist

Who is the soldier, Where did it happen and gv us prove not just a fiction of ur imagination. Haba. Stop dragging the almighty NA name in mud for Pete sake

Wow. Op will u marry me.

Gods faithfulness always wow me. Congrats dad and mum.

Very great...... Reminds me of the verse my ways are not your ways neither my thought your thoughts. A times when he holds our hands, we might feel things ain't working, but I learnt one lesson from the children of Israel. Even though they follow Gods command about leaving Egypt, still they were faced with fierce battle. The red sea In front, and pharaohs horsemen behind. One great lesson I learnt is God never promised us a easy journey in life. In fact the way won't be easy. Different affliction etc but one thing hr promised is a glorious destination. He said we wud be tempted but he won't allow us be tempted than what we can adhere. He also said in life we will be afflicted, but smile coz he has overcome the world.



The best thing I ever did with my life z giving it to Christ. Everyday with Jesus z sweeter than the day before. Charming Jesus my padi in the jungle. Abeg dnt hold my hand, uve been holding it for long. Dz time around carry me, in fact back me or put me on ur neck. U remain my first love

But why is tithing an issue of debate, let everyone engage whatever rocks his or her boat. No matter how much tithing works, once u r doubting or ur believe is shaking seriously u can't get a tangible result out of it.


Tithing and convennt stewardship brought me where I am today. It works for me hell yeah.....



For those of us who believe In it let's continue and for the sheepie abi what did that gringo called them, let them enjoy whatever they like.


U can only force a horse to the brook, u can't force it to drink

What happened to the rule of engagement in fire arms....... I guess those stuffs are only for books


Toor ba masala

Hlo nairalanders, its Xmas and am celebrating in Kaduna with my special one.

Where are the best hangouts in Kaduna, probably boat ride or so.

Any good cinema for some romantic cool feliz navidad celebration.

Even though I had my tertiary education there, the places I know are Naf club, Ostrich in sabo and Kasua..

Please do help itemize fun filled places gracias


Modified, who knows about doka village very near The airport, how fun filled is the place too

Ladyhippolyta88:
It doesn't make sense.This is the 21st century it really doesn't add up.

Oh. I guess dz just d way it is

EsotericMonk:
You , my friend , are overrated. Sounds like the product of a broken home.
You can use the same arguement for having a gf, for having a nation, for anything that brings people together to work towards a common goal.
Bottom line: You are overrated.
The poster below me though: zero sense made.

Don't bring the broken home thing. Even if z from one, he never chooses his parents. Every kid wants a happy family I guess some of us just ain't that lucky.

I hope u understand me. The guy choosed z life, dz y he reasons the way he does. His not evident coz z from a broken home or so.

We r all d way we r. The world won't stop throwing peels on our part it just depend how much advantage we can take of it.

EmirOMENT:
This advise is good for both husband and wife and not only the women.
Creating this thread specifically for women means that you're subjecting them to mere objects/machines in their matrimonial home. I see no reason why a man can't also adhere to the above advise.

Probably coz the woman own the home. No matter wah goes wrong nd who z @ fault, the community doesn't care buh easy blame or lemme say pin the success or failure of the home on the woman.

I hope u get my point

Mariinee:
Seriously?? That's not cool. Even local foods?

Even sarmee. I mean chicken. Fork nd knife. Till today ordinary plantain I can't eat with my hand

You won't call their names, but you can put their picture. U r deceiving urself

Mariinee:
Like seriously, why would anyone even eat amala and co with fork or spoon. It doesn't even go together. You have got to eat and lick your finger while eating nah.

How was your day?

Aish...... I was mandated while in school to eat all food with fork and knife except pap and till today I can't just use my hand to eat

emmanuelewumi:
Are you based in Lagos? I was born in Apostolic Faith Church.

Wow great. Am not based in lag. I work in enough though planning to settle in ibadan


Oh wow great..... Weca church ba?

A lot bro. A lot......


Never knew I can pass out dz year infactt its divine grace.

1. achieved my dream

2. Healed my mum

3. Saved my soul

4. My posting came in handy after first been deployed to a death trap

5. It's just too much. In exchange HV giving my life to him as a living sacrifice

Hymns and natural beauty with classical songs and real undiluted word of God. Apostolic faith church

Lionhearted:
you are obviously well entrenched in the military.

Hope no future complications for a cadet who absconded from the academy and still desirous of being in the military through short service after his university degree?

As long z its not dismissal. Even I get coursemate that was withdrawn as 3 bars. He came back wen we were hanging godfadas as clown and today z a 3rd termer.



Z only dismissal that can't make u come back


And I no of another cadet who dashed as clown and came back when z coursemate r hanging 3 bars. Though he changed z initials and name.

chat2deen:
Academy Mother of African warriors! I heard that now u missed first period especially on drill days u get booked for extra drills for drill shed, as per drill rsm with his instructors will take u for a ride. U will serve it.

We call it cavasama kavasama. U will drench, carry log nd if its one drill instructor that u HV issue with especially monkey. Lolzz. Pace stick will be ur baptism. Buh that kind thing just show ir course senior some love. Utility sarmee or boys will do the trick. Cadets r magicians the report must just be complete even if 20 cadet r gonna take 45 numbers. U will here smfin like.

1 3 10 14 and 40 the last number on the parade ground sir. One person fit carry like 4 diff numbers. Lolzz. Colitos cant HV that initiative sha

BTW. D job z smoke if u know ur way. U fit dey cut 5 for drill shed sef

chat2deen:
Restriction forces! Chai God bless u it's academy break and them come naka ur name as a culprit issuing 14days resctriction with loss of pay after u are planning plumming pde . Academy mandelas are seeing peace cos their rooms are in charge nah. As a member of restriction forces covering up in front of cadet mess, serving it side by side with ur cos, charging thru d obstacle grd was nostalgic.

I served restriction sotey even I don't go to check the restriction list in battalion lines again. My name must just be there. As per I hate first period. Charging thru obstacle is hell. Btex was my problem

Buh as Mandela 3rd quarter, or z it 4 bars 1st quarter. They brought one SO3 that introduced snitching parade. The man fit just say the first cadet to reach starling shud come for his pass



Oboy see snitching. Na then man go Know. Academy pple, pple no good o. Even him fit call for changing parade lolzz na ur suicide arty go hide ur khaya or mamza ur khaya to collect pass




Kai. If I come to life again I must still be a regular buh dz time around. A proper thing cadet. I was just one big ofe blower. Very dull cadet I even zero it for fire alarm sef coz my pot z always with bangade. MRS was my room and zibiri was my arty man.




Academy

chat2deen:
Originally a highlander but passed out a Burmese, some cdts were swaped across Bn lines then.

Proper thing lolzz. Actually. Abyssinia was my dream batallion the kind shayii them dey suck dey make me wonder y my mother cannot pray hard and I will be so unfortunate to be in d animal batallion

chat2deen:
Cadets are magicians! They are appear for central checking and first periods then thin out my brother, warming of pot gave us initiatives. Although 72hrs outside the Academy is tantamous to SOS. Reminiscing the days finding own position using continuous map reading by charging thru bushes behind Burma BN just to get to Mando or taking cover from enemy forces.

Something like that sir. When u see a regular u know one. Cadet r real magicians only the dull one get caught.

Whatz sweeter than AWOL? OK I know what is sweeter than AWOL. And that z wen I hear clowns shout either of dz 2 words in shouting point


MOGADISHU BATTALION........... LIGHT OUT

or



MOGADISHU BATALLION, FALL IN FOR PASS. dz if HV not bought enof restriction shall. Coz I remember a whole year when I was on restriction. As a mandela

chat2deen:
Am not suppose to say this but my body dey do me somehow, cadets blow short one (AWOL) to town, some kept there kaya(cloths be it civil or military kits) on important landmarks I.e trees that they can always remember and then carry on while other have Okada men to come n pick them in those villages behind NDA fence like tsayamiya and rest then thin out and come back when they are done. Y do even cadets have to go on AWOL when most of the times now a days dey are given liberty (up).

Oga sir, the liberty is smoke its never regular. And apart nothing z as sweet as a short one to achieve timing. It gvs initiative lolzz in fact if am posted as a CO, I will always tell the cadets to make to make timing and don't be the one to get caught.


AWOL is sweet, land force, mando, Airborne, water resources. All those places gvs morale

Apart when u r serving a job and u remember one sarmaa u gv timing in mando and u know the kind town requirement as per share standard, I swear u will serve the job with good morale.


AWOL z d way it can never be stopped. In fact it gvs cadet lots of initiative. I will advise AWOL buh. Don't be the one to get caught

chat2deen:
Moga Action ! Moga canwee eaters.

Mogadishu, champion battalion Mogadishu loyalty and valor Mogadishu shall yield to nothing, shall reign and reign and reign

Oga sir what batalluon were you back then. I was a mogese all thru my life and I was in bravo company all thru my 5 years. Shouting point was my house. I was the true ofe blower. So improper thing a cadet and I can proudly say in my course am the first clown to visit Rsm backyard and to serve job inside Rsm gutter. Even till now, the cone on my head z still like mount zion

CaptainStephen:
yeah boss, even me had my own tales of disappearing too kai the things moga made me do. "the three days" knowing SOS + Fulani angle got me dazed fa.

Hey mogese....

Moga


Mogadishu batallion...............



Hlo broda moga z the home it made me who I am, it gave me the initiative I never thought I had, and it made me realize the best in me.

Those khaya are for cadets who there problem is mast. I remembered as a clown and 2 bars when I was so culpritise that I started sleeping in construction site. Lolzz. Moga z rili for action men

We pray for them and most especially our fallen brothers. May God HV their family the fortitude to bear the loss

Its not easy been a uniform man. The broken legs and bones are their for u to see, but the broken soul? Toor. I guess we all chooses our lives

Are they prisoners........ Or they r ex convict abi na ex inmate

velai:
Thank God for late Yaradua. May thunder fire those that had hands in his death.
Buhari would have prefered crocodile tears or python dance over amnesty.
Congrats, mr former millitant!

Bros nothing justifies terrorism they should be shot at sight...... Ex militant indeed. Can the lives he took be brought back?

There is nothing like ex militant or ex whatever. Yes we cant judge or forgive, them that is Gods part or lemme say job. buh its our work to make them go see God for the judgment asap.

Marriage.......... God z dz really the purpose u created it for? Am about giving up on d institution

Bad idea. Pple will still come back to complain of increased armed robbery attack. Two wrongs does not make a right

Shelloween:
hahahahaha.... GOD JUST BE MAKING ANYBODY. That's an Image of God.... No?

Image of God not face of God bro