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nikkyshyne: The no winner thing is beginning to bore me. Make I read my bible come back.

Same here, got to attend my E-church naija vigil.

bittyend: Babes, I wasn't showing myself, I was showing you how I feel na.

Keeping it real is better than blowing fake trumpet. I talked about ur looks, gave you accolades, and showed u how I feel.

Pick ya boy and let's get se.xual, that's my talent. I'm the brother to the night, let me work on ya body.

See begging! Umu nwanyi di powerful!

bittyend: Acidosis stole his 'wooing' from here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090215125118AA7ZkAa

Is this a good love letter?
I really love this girl and I made this love letter to tell her how I feel.

[b]I try to find the words to say how I feel, how much I love you, how much I am in love, but no words come to my lips each time I look upon your face. Your eyes put me in an exotic trance and I feel motionless, speechless, dare I say helpless. Your beauty shines inside and out, right through your eyes, through me and into me. It keeps me bundled in a warmth I cannot explain, only to say that its shining is exhilarating. Whether I feel too scared to speak, too bound by emotion or gagged by utter and complete love I do not know. I only know that I feel weightless around you. Everything is surreal. Is this real? These precious thoughts and feelings are new to me. Never have I met someone who could throw me into such a state of mental chaos. Never have I lost control of my emotions. I admit, you have control of my heart. I have been so scared to admit this, why? I pray your hands are delicate or my heart will break. Vulnerability is the last line to cross for love, I'm here. Amber, you are responsible for putting me into this entranced and hypnotic state.[/b] For that I thank you. This blessing of immeasurable joy and elation you have bestowed on me is the truest gift any man could receive. Do I deserve this? I have so many questions. Please accept my love for you as you read this. I was only unable to speak of my love because my lips seal shut and trumpets scream in my ear with confusion and delights each and every time I see the gaze of your eyes! I know not what I do, I barely remember how I act when I am with you. My heart races, thumps, then stops. Forgive me. I am not a coward, I am only subdued by contemplation, confusion and bliss. This is a feeling I have not yet dealt with.


[size=14pt]YOUGETCHO!!!![/size]

He cheated? Umu nwoke! Okwunri!!

ikekings: Lol... Sexkillz welcome to my world...

Supporters club...

bennyraz: u'll get the pampers sweetie!! my tomato jos, my potato!! my car, my leg, my hand, une infact i'll buy you plenty yam

nikkyshyne: Gracious10 are you high or what ? Benny what

Benny garri! lol

ikekings: Lol... So dis gal na pata tinz you like ni?

LOl, see why i no choose u, men who appear nice are the agbero in disguise ...Ndo.

i liked both performance but Ben nailed it! He was funny and yet nailed it in a weired way... I choose em em... BENNYRAZ!

ikekings: Lol... I gat your back...**winks**

yea, too long and too serious, loosen up a little. hehehehehe, looks like am teachig uhow to read ur poem.

ikekings: Dearest gracious,
I know i might not be ”financially“, ”physically“ and ”facially“ endowed to be with a lady like you.. I just want to be the one after your own ”heart“ as you are already in mine... Your ”love“ and ”heart“ are the only things i desire and nothing else...

I want to be there for you, during the times of ”joy“ and ”sorrows“.... I want to be that one guy to be beside you whenever you wake up early in the morning to whisper these three words into your ears ”I LOVE YOU“ while serving you your early morning coffee...

Your beauty was not the reason i got attracted to you, but because when i saw you my heart said to me ”SHE'S THE ONE“ and here i am writing this to show you how important i need you in my life and to fulfill my heart desires...

I'm not good with words... So i will stop here... I hope my write-up is enough for me to win your heart...

cant stop laughing , too long

bennyraz: [size=18pt]Gracious10.. Omo by God's grace i gbadun u!! I know u're grace and we all need the grace of God in Our lives,
Come be my Grace.. like i said earlier, i'll pamper you like pampers, i'll feed you with feeding bottle, omo
if na to wash ur pataa ********* u know the rest na!!! I gbadun ur wayss, u be Under G, cuz ur name
start with Gee, abeg make we do under Gee before anybody sojii, come be my beyounce and I'll be ur jayZee, u know the paroles na, if i no treat u like a queen make u report me to my Mummy [/size]

giggles..u can do better

bennyraz: na me go first give you belle.. Ike, fit come give u second belle

LOL, dem dey text belle? a beg read ur poem jor!

today na today!

bennyraz: [size=18pt]stop there jaaaaaree! weytin be eeewww!! u swallow my kini, i swallow ur kini, that's what i call Love [/size]

Puke! Puke! Puke!

bennyraz: babe, you're safe with me.. i'll pamper you like pampers, i'll feed you with a feeding bottle cuz you're what you're a baby girl.. Thats my Babbeee, Oya smile for me, smile for Dadddy smile

Daddy Ke? I have ONLY one Daddy and em dey for house. Ain't no man being my daddy, its exclusively for mi papa...@ the pampers, u got me ROTFL

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]It is a shame that it would have to take two males to attempt a successful woo.

So sad.[/quote]I concur! Huge shame!

[quote author=acidosis™]Abeg who pair me with sexkillzzz ?? ?? arghhhh[/quote]Falls off the bed laughing! The tin din dey turn transgender o abi g...hmmmm

bennyraz: like The Gracious as in the Gracious10.. sweerie, come under my umbrella let me wipe your tears.. u know the ruling party now

Huh?

Homebaked: Hey man, make sure you love her real good. That love will help absorb frustations in the event of marriage. Trust me, marriage hardly change people. There are no such things as bad cooks but there are lazy people. The laziness will be more glaring in the marriage. Its attendance are : Unmade bed, 3 days unwashed dishes, 7 days unswept apartment, unhealthy interest in home movies and uninspiring meals. If your love can endure all these, fine. If not, get another girl, after all it is easy to fall in love with any girl that offers great meals and services.

3days unwashed dishes? Yuck!

Like seriously?

Networkmaster: You can never know completely the mind of a man or woman, trying to wait till you know your partner completely
might take forever.
Marriage is God's own institution for us to grow in. Men, should take the bold step if they believe they are ripe for marriage and can take up the responsibilities and in
other hand, ladies should learn to make the load easier for the man to carry by helping out during the marriage preparation and letting him know you believe in him and in the long run
and not just what you see at present.
Trying to marry an already made man is often the cause of all these delays. Men should learn to back off if they are not ready.

I like the Back off word, sincerely time wasters never tell u they are on an adventure. And YES, ladies should contribute in r/ships, all that golddigger attitude is be-littling. Waiting for a perfect man is like waiting for a time bomb. You never knwo what's in this "perfect package".

I honestly think this is an issue that should be sincerely addressed by the male and female folks respectively. In r/ships people tend to act being on the same page when they are directly opposite. My jaw drops when people have been in a r/ship for 10yrs, I wonder if its really love or r/ship of convince.
Most claim, the have to know their partner very well, that I agree but is it really necessary owing to the fact that most prolonged "am engaged" r/ships often ends in "am single again".

It's really worrisome that years, time spent and resources went down the drain. IMO, r/ships /engagements shouldn't last more than 2yrs without proper bearing. Am sure a man knows what he wants within this space of time, prolonging these things gives opening for unnecessary distractions. People tend to be more serious when they are committed than when a man keeps saying "we are just digging it" or we are learning ourselves, I wonder if it takes 10 yrs to carry over a course repeatedly cos to me, its carry over method. Meaning whenever the man makes up his mind, he considers to re-visiting what he doesn't understand and most times it takes that long to understand.

In conclusion, 2yrs and he's still booting, time to let go. As for him, he can't wait forever but for a lady, there's no time. It's not an act of desperation, its being able to manage your time and as well adore urself with respect and principles. While you wait for the right person, engage in meaningful things. There lots of ideas to be discovered, wealth to cultivate. The power of a woman is not on what a man can do for her but what she can do for herself. And who knows while u are busy adding to the world, Mr right who hates carry over may be at the corner praying to have you for life.

And to all the men, who haven't figured out themselves, its very terrible to get into a r/ship. Make sure you know what you want. No come dey waste other people time when you know you have no bearing. I don talk finish

Reminds me of my secondary school days, Men will still be boys!! Those lines NEVER change.

[quote author=190-the-clown][size=18pt]are you female or transgendered cos i really need a lady right now [/size][/quote]All.of the above

[quote author=190-the-clown][size=14pt]Viewing this topic: kaelz(m), fluid26(m), nikkyshyne(f), brokoto(m), bennyraz(m), Ariyke(f), Caracta(f), omiobo, dontador(m), slimyem(f), Tenderly1(f), Ishilove(f), bittyend(m), acidosis™(m), Idowuogbo(f), vivian chinaza(f), Gracious10 and 3 guests



too many ladies in the house yet they refused to fall for the Recharge card!!

Ok plan B

Free meat free meat - FREE SUYA FREE SUYA MEAT!! [/size][/quote]LOL, suya Ke? Can make suya in my kitchen. How about a 2012 Buick Lacrosse?

[quote author=190-the-clown][size=18pt]then why are we toasting them if its not for SEX

Why beating around the bush when you can walk straight into the bush[/size][/quote]Chasing them? I wonder who the "mkpi" is around here.* scans my environs to locate the mkpis*

[quote author=190-the-clown][size=18pt]^O baby

Can we Migrate under that mango tree over there and BINGOLO a quickie

>>> 12seconds[/size][/quote]I doubt if any lady will go down for this, its too ewwww....

[quote author=acidosis™]I don't think I'll participate in this..

Just got a "heart" "breaking" message from a nairalander.[/quote]LOL

[quote author=Mynd_44]This should not be a problem na[/quote]I no talk say na problem, I just wan understand other people dem culture.

Some crazy stuff going on here.

*sits at the far end of the room*

goofie: well, tell them u'l call but sometimes u need to be blunt.

a guy at my office complex has bn askin 4 my number 4 6mnths now.i thot he'd be like "whts she feeling like sef" and leave me alone. but he hs bn persistent n i still havnt given him.

some guys r persistent.i remember a time i ws walking on d road and one guy kept cornering me wit his car to ask 4 my number. i kept resisting. after about 3 times, i got tired and stopd a "marwa" and entered. dis guy came down from his car n enterd d marwa and left his car.

men!!! i gave him my number amidst laughter

Lmaooooooo!! At least someone understands what am experiencing. Most people will see it as being proud or feeling like something, truth is some people never take no for an answer. I think I will start acting like Akata, by the time I yell 2 times, they'll be on the run.LOL.... Thanks for sharing ur experience, am not alone then.