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toba: help tell bella. its either she breaks up with her boy friend or get him committed.

relationships are for would be couples. though there can be companionship but there must be nothing like emotional attachment in companionship.

BTW are u married?

Nope, why do u ask? Do I sound like mama? LOL

Ishilove: Brokoto,bebe, you know sey me no get time for all these weak asss, fake asss lines. Here is the deal; i like you. I like you so much that whenever i login to NL, your profile is the first place i click on. Hey, i even traced to facebook and i was like "wow, is this THE brokoto??". The world stopped spinning as i beheld your image on facebook. So handsome, so gentle looking... I know it isnt in my place to woo a man, but bebe, you gat me tripping so hard...

*Faints* This is too real..me like.

IZUKWU: baby ,i full ground wella. Ya hioba ! . Bring it on!

Nsogbu dikwa! And I thought u went MIA.

toba: good. but i would like to know ur age cos i detest boyfriend girlfriend tags. l prefer fiance. pple that wouldnt get married in 2 to 3 yrs time shdnt be dating. they are the ones that are prone to temptations

Oh I agree with u completely. If u can't get married in space of 2-3 yrs, just don't date. Temptations are better avoided than managed!

lalaosky: and vely lisky...i knew he would choose berem cos of the bound between them but to me, vicky's posts got me blushing..she rocks!!!

I liked Vickys as well. I hope the IZu man isn't here bc amarom where to start...hehehehe

acidosis™:






I'm sorry for arriving late


I've read through the entire thread, especially the lovely utterances from these lovely angels - ~vicky~ and berem.. Its so lovely seeing the smoke of calmness and warmness from both ladies.. HOWEVER.. I have 2 winners but I just have to pick 1..

some1 heaven and earth would place a curse on me if I fail to give my loving heart to her, someone that deserves an undying love... someone
B-eautiful
E-xtraordinary
R-omantic
E-legant
M-agnificient...

Her Name is B E R E M!

Chukwu nna!!! Dis is selious!

ladunsky: 190…….
You're my man, my mighty king,
And I'm the jewel in your crown,
You're the sun so hot and bright,
I'm your light-rays shining down,

You're the sky so vast and blue,
And I'm the white clouds in your chest,
I'm a river clean and pure,
Who in your ocean finds her rest,

You're the mountain huge and high,
I'm the valley green and wide,
You're the body firm and strong,
And I'm a rib bone on your side,

You're an eagle flying high,
I'm your feathers light and brown,
You're my man, my king of kings,
And I'm the jewel in your crown.

I don laugh hide under bed! Loooooool, Wetin be mountain huge and high + Valley green and wide? I bind and loose!! .* gets in the mood of Kabbashing*

lalaosky: nne oma, tomato jos, enenebe ejene olu, please carry go...use both the mixture of queens english,italio, broken,igbo and swahilli..ol na language o jare..i go interprete the igbo part....awum nwa afo igbo!!!

Hmmmmm, loving those names, reminds me of someone. Anyway I go try. Dalu.

lalaosky: nne don't this please...c'mon its just a game..its just for the fun..just drop some lovely bars and that's all..don't bail mamacita, i need you in this game
itsmodella, calm down...ur turn dey come

I can only do it if they allow me to woo whoever in igbo language, hope I get an interpreter

I beg to bow out. Can't woo a man, don't even.know where to start. Sorry I no fit do am.

The thing don start? * grabs popcorn and soda* O ga diegwu!

Abbott: While we are at it, my challenge is that I'm confused about what I want, that is, should she be fair in complexion or dark or ebony? And also should I go for slim petite women or curvy/chubby women? I've seen the best of all complexion and sizes and i'm now confused. Used to love petite and lithe women, now, some +sized women are really turning my head. Would love to read peeps perspective, opinions, insights and advice on this. Enjoy!

More reason u should wait till u know what u want. Confusion issues must be dealt with before u involve another serious focused person into a relationship.

Bélla3: So you people have been gossiping behind my back?

Mrs.Chima:
He doesnt want you and he is actively searching for a replacement. Right now hou are his dick warmer.

Enjoy while it lasts.

Sex free r/ship. No joystick warmed.

toba: Lets take it one after the other. I think in this time and age, all those dictation by family members should be long forgone. Back in this days when parents would say, this girl is from this family, dont marry, that girl is from awujale's family, marry her. In this time, no parent or family should dictate cos they are not going to be there with the couple 24hrs. We issues comes up, the couple would have to deal with that first before taking it beyond the boundaries of their home. However, we must still listen to our parent but they should only guide and not dictate. I would have married someone who already had a child, but my family pressurize me not to do it cos its some how not right in Yoruba land. I listened to them and later saw that they are right. Parents/ family can advice/guide but shouldn't dictate

Almost every guy that has gotten experience in life and also very conscious have this challenge. It mostly occur when we have many options and having to pick one ahead of the other poses great challenge. Im presently going through same at the moment but i told them in clear terms that God will direct on whom to pick,
I said something similar to this yesterday. Its as if those in church now are proud and feeling too big. Our MOG dont preach good behaviour and manners. Parents themselves have a lot to do in this regard. Pastors will only be telling them, 'dont worry, ur boaz is coming, just believe it' Pastors forget to tell them that they have to be of good behaviours like Ruth, hannah, Sarah and Esther. Honestly i dont care where ever she comes from. Provided she suits my taste and at least possess 70% of the qualities im looking for in a potential partner, i'll go for her

Very correct. I do pray a prayer that God should make me better than my wife in all spheres of life.

Please, quick question for you.. would u have preferred one who has a child or one who has had numerous abortions and has hidden it from you, which may have subsequently damaged her womb? All am saying is that some men are so blind.

You will be so surprised to see that most of them get into worse situations trying identify with what's acceptable
I will prefer a man who didn't assist in terminating pregnancies than the one who kept paying to terminate his ex-es pregnancies. Life is always better than death. A hand not stained with blood is always better!

Godspikin: For me i have some questions i would like answers to

Question 1: I would like truly born again brothers who have a fiancee to answer this (or an honest spiritual and matured response)...
My question is simple "Do you fantasize about your fiancee in the context of marriage" dis is what i mean, do you think of her sexually, in the context of her being your wife, not now that you are still courting.
Pls note that both of you believe in and are committed to sex after marriage

I will prefer that married people answer this...
Question 2: As a born again christian will it be appropriate to have MouthAction with your wife or either ways. Is it a sin?

A beg, what's "mouth action"?

passionate88: Pervert!.

LOL

ItsModella: you go woo am for pidgin na...how else u go wan do am?

wahala dey!

Hehehehe, ife a bukwa aru!! Woman no dey woo man o! However, I can't woo a man in English, Wetin we go come do am?

timsolo: One of our problems stems from the fact that we have misplaced the purpose for marriage! I agreed with one pastor who argued that the basis for marriage is not love but purpose in life. Adam was already on his path to fulfilling his divine mandate before God provided a helper to help him actualise his purpose on earth. Many of us are yet to even discover the essence why we are on earth and we are strugglung to get married. The bible commands us to love generally and not to have a special'love'for a sister or brother; except for husbands(already married) to love their wives and wives must submit.let's get busy serving God and fulfilling purpose. The right woman or man would surely come

1 million likes!

Another question I will ask:

Does God show people who their partners are? cos I hv seen so many xtians who claimed God told them to they are meant to be together and they are divorced today. If there is a unique way of knowing these things, someone should pls share.

marimaar: Is masturbation a sin against God? Does it lead one to hellfire? Please what do you think about it 'cos it has been bothering me for so long now.

Really masturbation is a sin. This sin is first built in ur heart then ur body reacts to it.
Medically, they will say its the effect of body hormones which I agree with. But remember, this body is given to you to control and not u allowing the body to control u. The enemy invaded my life with this same issue until I stood to it. I got so mad at it that I took a whole 3 days to address it. The enemy looks for loop holes to accuse the brethren, if u give in to one, he will bring more sinful ideas. I bombarded my self with tapes, books, prayers and I renewed my thinking. Whenever that urge came, I kept declaring " I am the righteousness of God, no trace of sin can be found in me" "I bear on my body the mark of Christ, therefore let nothing trouble me" By the time I did this for a week and avoided things that brought these thoughts (eg: the eye gate and the ear gate.) I was free from these torments and today, the devil dares not to bring these issues to me cos I don't Let go of the WORD!

Chrisbenogor: Nobody answered my question oh. Urgent answers needed biko.

I will ignore the bold worded question.
Whether thrusting sister did 50 and comes to Christ genuinely, she's a new creature.
Truth is that the consequences of what she did.in the past may still hunt her eg: numerous abortions. The moment she accepted Christ. None of those sins is remembered and a genuine Christian will never use it against her. (1cor 1:25-29)

toba: well virginity doesnt mean good xter just as yoruba would say 'ido baale ki se iwa' lf did that being ignorant, u can always guard against future sins

I totally agree with u, virginity doesn't mean hood xter, someone can be a virgin and has terrible, unbearable xter. Had one in my church who told anyone who listened about her virginity yet she has no respect for anyone not even the pastors of the church. She lacked respect in every sense of it. So what's virginity without a proper xtian xter of a supposedly spirit filled xtian? Who lacks humility.. Am very sure xter is one priority in finding a partner.

~vicky~:
biko mechi onu

Vicky, biko jiri ya nwayo. Ndi ofe nmanu ga abi ogu o.( no mind my igbo a beg )

dangerzone: dem go tear your t,o,t,o leave u for bus stop

ROTFL!!

bennyraz: u like the song

Cheat!!

flash11: This game is so feminist! Guys fawning over girls and em girls (slim et al) taking it personal.
Cant wait for the male version jare!

Male version Ke? Never woo-ed a man in may life , abeg they should count me out biko.

alutacontinua: I guess that guy 'Royal" or woteva he calls himself is just trying to get on everybody's nerves. Cos he must also have gone thru some of the posts to even know dt shollypopz participated at all. Which means dt he is also jobless as he is accusing everybody to be. Besides, if you don't catch fun in ur lyf, why don't you carry your boring, little, sorry life outta here nd enjoy it in ur village rather than pouring out ur frustration on pple here. (Just my 1 cent).

you are on point, guy must have been kicked out this cold morning. He surely is frustrated.

~Royal~:
This thread started last night?....

Dear God.

27 pages of a Myriad of Unemployed Font Characters.

Got Damn.

This is like the Mecca of Joblessness.

a congregation of a bunch of "have nothing else to do" azzz niqqahs.

Awesome.

Royal shit or whatever you call yourself, i wonder what u doung here? Its 6 am here, shouldnt u be gtting ready for job or something or are one of those useless african morons who lay on the couch while tax payers pay for your food stamps and free housing? Onye iberibe, dont let me curse. Ewu

I can't believe this is still on, how many days does it take to woo a lady? Una no dey sleep? And i thought 190 lost, how come he won again, abi am i dreaming?