₦airaland Forum

There ya go. . .

Becomerich the indefatigable Legend is back with his new crew, Da Junior Mapia. . .

Now that's Mapsta!!! 


Wait. . . I can't post images . I think Seun collected $25.00 from Mapomeji to stop me from posting his pictures. . .

Soludo is an elitist (IMHO) and may have to get down to the grassroots if he wants to be taken seriously by the people, assuming a free and fair election is not a futile adventure. Even a dead man and a blind man know he is better than Andy Uba and the numerous sanctimonious cretins on the "shortlist". Heck, I'd rather have Dr. Ishola Oyenusi as governor of Anambra State  instead of Andy Uba the abominable bandit.

Peter Obi should move over after his first term, unless he can do something reasonable other than building modern toilets in schools with no electricity and water supply.

naijaking1:
This one get mouth like Calabarman-o

Yep. . . he looks like one  Idongesit (Pronounced "Idon-ghesi" from Ikot-Ekpene.

@ Onlytruth, gadogado is a Labanese delirious Islamic jihadist and a reprehensible sharia apostle. He is known for his brazen derogatory racial rhetoric usually aimed at blacks. When it is time to bask in the "glory" of global racial antagonism, he becomes the Lebanese hurling bags of flaming sheit at the ''negroes''. When it is ''open season" for the the Nigerian brand of racial antagonism, he throws on his Hausa or Fulani skin and informs us authoritatively that Igbos were naked disheveled, ghastly, lawless, barbaric ooga-booga-gibberish-muttering savages until the white man brought them civilization.

Notice how he used "we'' when describing ''negores'' as baboons who are only capable of running in a field to entertain white people (the same white people he loves the way a hungry cat loves a mouse)  LWKMD . One his greatest dreams is do dip the koran into the Atlantic and make us all bang our head on the floor in the name of Allah, unfortunately that is a pipe dream because the Egbesu, Ifa, Amadioha, Jesus and Abasi Mbok people have filled the Atlantic with their ''books'', there isn't any room left.

I must fault your response to the delirious jihadist on the ground that you cannot be selective in your defense. Your response in a way validates his derogatory view of ''negroes''. The Igbos are not special people and nothing separates them from all the other African ethnic groups apart from language and to some extent culture. The picture I got from your response is: "Sure, blacks are cursed but definitely not Igbos", which IMHO is no different from the diseased inflammatory views of the delirious jihadist.   My understanding of your post might be erroneous.

@Nex. Good one.

Spineless citizens wimps who want to go to haven and sip celestial champagne with Jesus or munch ethereal ramburger with uncle Mo' but do not want to meet the basic requirement (death). Idiotic leaders who have no sense of direction (Case in point. . . Yara [b]D[/b]ead [b]O[/b]n [b]A[/b]rrival), repulsive devious leaders marauders and con men who in a normal country should be on death row or serving consecutive life sentences for crimes against humanity.

IFELEKE:
cooking up another classic

You got that right. . .

In stores 09-14 - 09.

Aloy~Emeka:
New CD from BecomeMad. The "my friend, I know book" and " Unilorin alumni anthem" tracks are missing in this CD, why?

Are  you Kidding me? I wasn't gonna leave out anything. Here's the CD back cover. Grab your copy because this joint is hot. See Map.

becomrich,:
Obinna Onwuekwe what did man do to u

Ladies and gentlemen. Give it up for Mapomeji a.k.a Becomerich, on the debut of his album "My Walnuts Bring All the Boys To Da Yard", Featuring the hit tracks: "Cut  Off My Nuts If U Don't Like My Maps", "See Map, Nigga", "Go School", "Oyi Ara"  and "I Kill You With Map".

Album in Stores now!!!!!

Becomerich: Obinna Onwuekwe a.k.a Jakumo. I caugh you today. You are  calling Adeboye Daddy Goat. Jesus will behead you when you enter Nigeria. I put it in my diary. Mark my word. See Map.

Egwuofor: [/b]He is also Seun Osewa, Kobojunkie and Ikeyman. God expose him today. Illiterate trader 90%. See Map. Go school study electricity Engineering and Clinic Psychologist.

[b]Tayo4life: He is the one removing map. God expose him. I did not even know. I thinks he is Ijawman.

Egwuofor: [/b]My 6 month old son have his location in Portugal. See map. Modified by my 2 month old son.

[b]Tayo4life: Igbo Man, how many son do you has?
[b]
Becomerich: [/b]Go school.

Becomerich: Grafikdon, so everyone is me? I rebuke you in Jesus name! Jesus will deal with you and fart in your face for insulting a messenger of truth. I talk to God.You are 419. You are angry because I catch you doing 419. FBI is looking for you. See map.

Egwuofor: Don't mind him. I know our people. we are wicked and greedyilliterate traders 90%. See map. Only way God will forgive us is if we help remove Bayelsa, Bendle and Delta to Benin republic. See map

Bashali: See larger map. You can move to Benin Republic. we don't want you. It is Igbo that is  problem because of wickedness. See another map

Tayo4lif: Becomerich, your message is truth carry on brother. We must remove Bayelsa, Bendle and Delta to Benin republic or 15000000 Nigerians will be slaughtered. You want to save 15000000? then remove Bendle, Bayelsa and Delta to Benin Republic. See Map. Or are you so wicked you want 15000000 to die.

Egwuofor: [/b]Finally, my one month old baby modified map. See map.

[b]Becooooomerichie: Why is Nairaland changing my post and make it looks like I makes mistake? Seun I know they bribed you with $50.00 to change my post and make it looks like I makes mistake. I have prove. See map if you are not believe.

MrCrackles:
^ WTF

D Becomerich sure has a creative way of pissing everyone off with his reprehensible incoherent gibberish. The only way to avoid cutting off his nuts is to see him as a comedian. . .

The best part of his comedy is when he logs in with his gazillion IDs and starts talking to himself. The Nairaland conversation (or should I say soliloquy?) goes as follows:


Tayo4lif: Yoruba man, come back here.

Tayo4lif: You Run?

Becomerich: What?

Tayo4lif: Explain  map

Becomerich: I can not be online everytime. Do you want job. Go School and study Electricity Engineering.

Egwuofor: See map. My 8 month old son is so smart that he made map

Becomerich: That look better than mine

Egwuofor: See we Igbos are wicked. We don't have land and  population. See map. That is why we must support to remove Bayelsa and Delta to Benin Republic so that our tiny population will have Majority.

Becomerich: Egwuofor, you speak truth. Wickedness is bad. Igbos should have only two states because 90% of them are traders and their population is not more than 2000000. See map. They are less than 1% of Lagos. Only 500 Igbo traders are in Lagos but because they are everywhere, they look like many. See map.

Tayo4lif: Yoruba man. . .

Becomerich: [/b]What  ?
[b]
Tayo4lif: Haba Yoruba man, no need to be angry. I like map. it speaks truth.

Becomerich: Okay

Egwuofor: Tayo4life you don't understand map? My 2 month old son is designing  one now. I will post later. You should be ashame. . .

Tayo4life: Oyi ara

Egwuofor: Tayo4lif what language is that? It not Igbo because I start speaking Igbo before I was born. I tell truth because I know we are wicked because we don't have population. God punish us with erosion and illiterate 90% traders. . .

WTF

GOAAAAL!!!!

They were/are all mindless criminals, but "Dr." Chinwoke Mbadinuju  is probably the worst governor in the History of Nigeria. A delirious hypocritical, shameless and meretricious ''religious'' nut job. He's the proof that an slowpoke is not necessarily an illiterate.

Character Concept. . . will post 3d model later.

@AMAKA, you should have known by now that Becomerich is a professional irritant. Simply ignore him and watch him open a new thread with his numerous IDs chatting with each other.

Anyone of the following will make a good Pres.

Richyblack
Jarus
4-Play
Beaf
Sapeleguy
Mckren
Kobojunkie
Jakumo (as long as he promises to lay off those hilarious "Daddygoat" pictures )
Almondjoy
Afam
Mckracles
Doyin13
Pataki
Texaspete
Nex (goes coo cooo once in while but still cool)
Maxiollun (sp?)
Ibime
Nuzo

. . . et cetera et cetera

ifyalways:
I beg to differ,Aloy does not type or speak Good igbo.

I always thought Aloy's Igbo looked like that of an Igbo person who embraced the language later in life or a non Igbo who embraced the language from teenage years. It is usually "forced" though slightly accurate.

I am not buying into the Aloy = Tipia stuff, because it is highly unlikely. A lot of people pull the double ID stunt successfully, except Becomerich who usually ruins the show with his signature (Joining Benin Republic as the only solution to every problem).

@Ifyalways, our forefathers did not get their wives with 20 crates of Fanta, 20 crates of "Big Stout", 20 kegs of palmwine, 10 cartons of Omo/Elephant, 100 bars of truck and Duck soap, 50 Holland Wax, 100 Akwete, 17 packs of Marlboro and Benson, 5 cows, 100 chickens. . . etc  So wtf is "traditional" with Tura, Marlboro and Imperial Lather? Na Igbo people 'invent' Marlboro, Tura and Joy soap? 

See how some Igbo people injected all manners of weirdness in'' traditional'' wedding. Next thing you know, they'll be demanding for Opanka sandals, Microwave ovens  and emerald rings. What happened to the good ol dwarf goats, Akwete, Wax, Coral beads (African Bling bling ) and untainted palmie? Now if the groom decides to throw a party in the gates of heaven, nobody can stop him, but injecting  weird items like Joy soap, St. Moritz and Tura is just. . . silly. 

Anyone wanna marry an Igbo girl without buying pink unicorns and winged elephants, hit me up and I will supply you with the lenient territories and no-go territories. . .

Thor:
This started as a criticism of the APV project. Just goes to show that stupid people can not stand criticism!

Nothing to do with racism!

Who are you kidding? Yes you do chirp in a few constructive criticism once in a blue moon, but most of your posts are tainted with inflammatory and derogatory racial rhetoric. . .

Thor, I believed you once mentioned something about having  "black blood" in your vein and if that is true, you may want to accept the fact that there is nothing you can do about that. This may be the only solution to your perturbed psyche. Even if you refuse to accept that 'black blood" or you don't really have any "black blood", you can still proffer your ''constructive'' criticism without boring us with your invariable racial slur.

*Comment deleted by grafikdon*

Adaka means "Baboon" in Igbo. There was a joke aimed at delinquents who never flinched no matter how hard the Headmaster flogged them. They were called the boys who crack palm kernel with their buttocks or "Okpu Adaka" (Baboon's butt)

Chimpanzee is usually mixed up with Gorilla (Ozodimgba)

FL Gators:
What's with Igbo names and Chi?

Does chi mean God or almighty or something significant?

Chineke
Chineye
Ogechi
Chi-chi
Chiogo

You got that right. Based on the usage, it can also stand for "Guardian spirit". God, Almighty, Creator, Guardian spirit = Chi
On the other hand, it could be used in the following context; God=Chi, Almighty=Chuwku/Chiukwu, Creator=Chineke, Guardian Spirit =Chi. They are all the same thing, except "Guardian Spirit" which is far below God/Almighty/Creator in the Ethereal Hierarchy.

Dede1:
@Poster

Nigeria doe not have 250 ethnic groups, but she could claim 250 dialects spoken in Nigeria.

This 250 ethnic groups nonsense is more fraudulent than the population census. 250 Dialects, yes and perhaps a lot more than that. 250 ethnic groups? Yes, we also have winged elephants and pink unicorns in Yankari Game Reserve.

Aloy.Emeka:
I met an igbo girl in Korea last year and she told me her name is Oma-something. That name was strange to me. Any of you heard such name before?. It's Oma(something like that).

Omavuru
Omanonya
Omalicha
Oma

Ogbenyeanu 

Ok seriously. . .

Some of the most Beautiful Igbo names for women:

Zikora  (Show the people)
Ola  (Precious)
Zina/Zinachidi  (Show that God is alive)
Chinasa/Chinaza  (God answers prayers. . .)
Ijeoma  (Good Journey)
Chika  (Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahu Akbar!!!!  ) God is Great
Chioma  (Good fortune/luck)
Chetanna/Lotanna (Remember the father/God)
Chisom (My God is with me)
Gosife (Show the light)
Adaora (Daughter of the people)
Ifeatu (Exemplary/Model/Point of reference) *Unisex*

$osisi:
Someone is promoting fornication and impregnation on the world wide web?
grafik,i ji kwa aju buru?

Some people call it "Test Drive" while others call it "Escapade of Compatibility" , But everything is subject to the woman's approval. . . if she wants the man to appease the Council of Elders and Umuada before eating the apple of Eve, there is no contest there. . .

In this situation, the woman has the man by the balls. . .  "Nwanyi ji mma jidekwa ji. . .mgbagha asi adighi na nkea" 

Ogidiboy, this is a piece of cake. If your woman's people start demanding for elephants and leopards, simply make your own ''special arrangement'' with your woman and score a goal (get her pregnant). This way their people will start dancing to your tune, because in most part of Igboland, the fear of "Ime mkpuke" or "Ime Oghom/Ohom" is the beginning of wisdom.

however, if your woman does not subscribe to such unconventional  mechanism, you are on your own bro. . . you'd be better off looking for those elephants, leopards and wingless chickens.

Wire frame. . .