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Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/Lady by grafikdon: 2:11pm On Apr 28, 2009
agabaI23:
Chei Unu ahulanu eshi eshi ma O buru enyi m onye obowo

grafik and don? O buru mgbe elu bu ala osa, mgbe ezi di na ukwu uwka, mge headmaster bu govt a na-ahu anya na obodo, udiri okwu a i kwuru ugbua kara amutara nna gi otu iko mmanya, otu eblule na-agbaghi aji olu, akwa udele gbara aro ise ya na mkpuru amu agu ka ewere kpuo aru na-etiti abali.

Mana ihe emebiwonu, nkita ataala okpukpu anyadoro ya olu. O ya mere umuazu na-agbabeghi aja amu ga-eji were onu ji rie mbala ji.

A ga m agbaghara gi grin grin grin
Chineke God of Umunwanyi eeeeee!!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked
Music/Radio › Re: Hot New Naija Female Artist (Chelle) - Please Rate Her Song by grafikdon: 1:56pm On Apr 28, 2009
I love the music. Fusion of Techno and dance hall. . . reminds me of some Anime Intro. Good looking girl.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/Lady by grafikdon: 1:28pm On Apr 28, 2009
Ahuru m na umuaka di ka Ikomi, Agaba, toshman, Romeo, Chinenye. . . echetaram echetaram abiago igba egwu ebe mu bu okenye lefuru anya. . . ahuru m na egwu adighizi umuaka ugbua n'anya. . .

Ngwa, were nu mwe mwe oso gbafuo ebe a, makana mbie unu aka, unu n'ile ga anyu nsi oku. . .  grin grin

Taaaaa! Gbafue nu angry angry. . . asi m unu taaaaaa. . .!!! grin
Culture › Re: Teach Me Your Language by grafikdon: 8:54pm On Apr 27, 2009
song idem ete cheesy

Nka nfo ngwe. . .

Nka nfogho o. . .

Josephat, mesiere o. . .





This one is Efik Christmas carol . I have a very hard time writing Efik. . . speaking it is easier for me embarassed embarassed cry

Okon eyo,usen Christmas
Abasi, abana kefe ufene ke Bethlehem. . .
* this line contains a lot of "kwom kwom" that I do not really know how to spell* embarassed
Itoro Jesus Obong 2x
Culture › Re: Teach Me Your Language by grafikdon: 8:30pm On Apr 27, 2009
Ishire nevu lituo vwa, mwelu anachu bukeghu aru - Igbo (Awka Dialect) English: If you did not get down from there, I will flog the crap out of ya.

Nwokehu no ibenihi nwele isi akiyibe - Igbo (Ekwulobia Dialect). English: That man over there has a humongous head.

Elee nwa uru ala ahu? Aga m eti gi apiansu nweihena - Igbo (Uga Dialect) English: "Where is that mischievous child? I will flog you right now"

Lee le wayia la wia grin grin grin grin Igbo (Nsukka Dialect) English: Look at that woman and her child. . .
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: 2d/3d Art Gallery by grafikdon: 5:11pm On Apr 26, 2009
Random shots from "Mark of Uru"

Politics › Re: S’court To Constitute Full Panel On Uba’s Case:andy Uba's Supreme Court? by grafikdon: 1:22pm On Apr 26, 2009
The last time I saw Andy Uba sulking under an old Ukpaka tree, I gave him a rope without a user manual because I assumed he knew what to do without RTFM (R[/b]eading [b]T[/b]he [b]F*#** [b]M[/b]anual).

Apparently he didn't know what to do with the rope. . . grin grin
Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by grafikdon: 10:44pm On Apr 21, 2009
Feeling "Undead" by Hollywood Undead. I didn't even know about these guys until I saw the G.I Joe teaser. . . shows I have been out of touch with music. This  is a damn good rockrap raprock metalrap rapmetal. . . or whatever you want to call it.  cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQhFRyfWZUA

I am not crazy about the video though. . . lipsrsealed

Looks like they cleaned up the 'MF' words in this version 'cause the original audio track has more 'Mf' words than a Chris Rock concert.  shocked The lead singer sounds a lot like Eminem. . . what are the odds huh
Politics › Re: S/east Okays 2nd Term For Yar’adua by grafikdon: 9:47am On Apr 17, 2009
The imbecilic bigot who came up with this nonsensical headline ought to have his nuts cut off and shoved up his ass. . .

Deranged slowpoke Iwuanyanwu speaks for himself. . .
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: 2d/3d Art Gallery by grafikdon: 12:34pm On Apr 16, 2009
cabali:
Grafikdon how come we cant view episode 1 let alone episode 2 of business and pleasure?
Not sure what is going on. I tested the episode on different systems without a hitch. You can download wmv versions of the two episodes, heck you can even download the ipod/psp/iphone versions and view them on your computer.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Beautify This Section With Your Works. by grafikdon: 12:18pm On Apr 16, 2009
cabali:
Can Grafikdon tell someone when episode 2 of business and pleasure will be available. Hell, the episode 1 cant be viewed anymore.
http://www.mayhemproductions.org/Business_And_Pleasure/Episode_2.html
Politics › Re: When Will Nigeria Be Better? by grafikdon: 6:51pm On Apr 15, 2009
Frizy:
Nigeria will be Better when:

1. It ceases to be an import dependency nation and rely more on itself by manufacturing goods for export.

2. Nigerians change their ways of the slogan "we no fit".

3. Banks stop lending borrowers money with interest rates as high as 24%.

4. Nigerians call their leaders to account now by protests rather than waiting for the next election

5. Education in Nigeria is just as similar to what western countries give their subjects

6. Nigerians stop lying to get what they want

7. Nigeria set quality assurances on every industry regardless of who the industry's product is intended for.

8. Tribal differences are seen backward counter productive discrimination that makes unity impossible

9. Nigerians unify under one religion.
I was enjoying your post until you ruined it with that stinker. I have to assumed it was an attempt (a very poor one) to furnish us with comic relief. . . talk about dumping a whole tank of gasoline into a raging inferno. huh
TV/Movies › Re: Most Popular Cartoon: Your Favourite by grafikdon: 10:36pm On Apr 12, 2009
How come nobody is saying anything about "Watership Down"? That cartoon was very touching when I saw  it for the first time in '93. . . cry cry It was a little disturbing.

TV/Movies › Re: Most Popular Cartoon: Your Favourite by grafikdon: 10:26pm On Apr 12, 2009
lmao!!!!!
TV/Movies › Re: Most Popular Cartoon: Your Favourite by grafikdon: 10:19pm On Apr 12, 2009
Yup, Spongebob is one of the most underrated cartoons out there . I was going through some of the old episodes couple of weeks ago and they had me ROTFLOL. Very entertaining and hilarious. . . grin
Literature › Re: Your Favourite Author(s)? by grafikdon: 6:54pm On Apr 11, 2009
Agatha Christie(Death Comes as the End shocked) Rider Haggard(She, The Return of She lipsrsealed) Marie Corelli (Sorrows of Satan cool) Achebe(We all know, ) Theresa Meniru(Ukpala Okpoko Gburu tongue), James Hadley Chase (Figure it Out for Yourself kiss kiss)  grin, Elechi Amadi (The Great Ponds). . .  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed T. Ubesie (Juo Obinna grin grin) Wilbur Smith (The 7th Scroll  shocked) William Golding (Lord of the Flies cry cry)


And now to provide the tough answer to a very simple question. . . Agatha Christie.
Politics › Re: Faces Of Nigerians Politician We Are Proud Of. by grafikdon: 12:59pm On Apr 11, 2009
Why would anyone be proud of Murtala Mohammed, the shameless murderer? Karma took good care of the sadist. . .
Politics › Re: I’ll Resist Obi’s Re-election - Ngige by grafikdon: 10:01pm On Apr 10, 2009
Sounds like someone smoking cashew leaves
Culture › Re: Learning Igbo Language by grafikdon: 9:54pm On Apr 10, 2009
Come here - Bia ebe a

Shut up! - Mechie onu!

Come and give me a hug - Bia tie m obi grin grin grin

Who is there? - Onye no ebe ahu?

Have you lost your mind? - I na apu ara/Ara ona agba gi

Somebody farted - Onwere onye nyuru ahu

Good nite - Ka chi fo

Comfort me - Kasie mu obi

Run away - Gbafuo

Give me your hand - Nye mu aka gi

Your breath stinks - ume gi na esi ajo isi grin

Sit down - Noro ala

Shut the Door - Mechie uzo
Culture › Re: Ndị Ịgbo by grafikdon: 9:22pm On Apr 10, 2009
Abagworo, ekweghi m na Igbo Izugbe na eweta nkewa n'ala Igbo. Nke ahu abughi ezioukwu ma oli. Obu na imaghi na onwere ndi abughi ndi Igbio choro imu asusu anyi? Isu Igbo izugbe anapughi onye obula olu mba mana uru obara bu na ogaghi eweta ogbaghara n'ime ndi biara ohuru na asusu anyi. cool

Enweghi m nsogbu obula na isu Igbo izugbe maka na mu na ndi Oka(Awka) noro, asuba mu olu ndi oka, Muna ndi Ekwulobia noro, asuba mu olu ndi Ekwulobia. Obukwa etu ahu ka oga adi ma mu na ndi Nanka, Agulu, Oko, Igbo-Ukwu, Isuofia, Uga na Ndi Newi noro. Ana m asu olumba nke masiri m, mana oburu mu na ndi si Enugwu, Abia, Imo, Ebonyi, Delta, Rivers noro, asuba mu Igbo Izugbe ka onye obula were ghota (Isi na nkea bu asi, aga m asuru gi ime Ekwulobia na Ime Awka, mgbe ahu ka iga aghota uru Igbo Izugbe bara grin grin)


Ngwa Abagworo, orue n'omume (Onye agbana Oso*Olumba* grin)


Achoro m ka ikowaara mu ihe ndi a edere n'okpuru. . .


1. Olu mba (Ekwulobia/Nanka/Oko)

"Abagworo, niihi mma Ekwu, Jee Ibenihi gbujite mgbajara wete ye kanwa"

2. Olu mba (Awka)

"Abagworo, Nee mma, Jee nonyi gbujite anachu patiya ika"

Ngwa Abagworo, achoro m ka ikowara anyi Igbo indi a ndere, cheta na ha n'ile n'ekwu otu ihe. . . grin
Nairaland General › Re: Education Or Money? Which Is The Greater? by grafikdon: 2:30pm On Apr 08, 2009
Why can't we have 'em them both? huh I wouldn't separate one from another because I know you're dead without money and ignorance of any form is not very pleasant.
Politics › Re: Pdp Chieftain Slams Gov Obi by grafikdon: 1:07pm On Apr 08, 2009
Yes, he is a shameless  eeediot. LOL! I can't believe what I just read  shocked shocked shocked Sir Obiogbolu, you better resort to plan B (whatever that is), because plan 'A' (looting of public funds) isn't looking very promising at the moment  grin And to think this guy wants to be the Guvnor shocked  shocked. PDP is done in Anambra!


" For neglecting us so badly, there is need for a change before all of us starve to death when the resources of the state are there to take care of everybody ”.

Can you beat that?  grin This is killer comedy.
TV/Movies › Re: Jenifa the. blockbuster by grafikdon: 4:30am On Apr 08, 2009
ThiefOfHearts:
Ditto cant stand VCD. You live in the city right? there are some shops in Queens/Brooklyn/Bronx that sell REAL Naija DVDs.
I know quite a few in Queens and Brooklyn but 90% of the time, they try to sell you a "lemon" grin. There's the Sanga guys or whatever . . . Seen a couple of their DVDs and they look pretty decent and very authentic but unfortunately, it was that "Beyonce" film that nearly scrambled whatever I have inside my skull (very cheap fraudulent title angry angry). I heard they have some arrangement with Nollygolly people to repackage those imbecilic VCds and put everything on DVD. . .
TV/Movies › Re: Jenifa the. blockbuster by grafikdon: 10:33pm On Apr 06, 2009
ThiefOfHearts:
smiley

where will you go instead?
My people in Nigeria and Netherlands always hook me up with Original Naija movies cool, I think it is worth the wait. Besides It would be nice for my collection since I only collect movies that I actually like. I just hope they have it on DVD 'cause I just throw all the VCD bullcrap into some box. lipsrsealed
TV/Movies › Re: Jenifa the. blockbuster by grafikdon: 10:15pm On Apr 06, 2009
The Funke girl won the AMAA  award for the Best Actress in a leading role category (African Oscar cheesy cheesy cool)I saw a little bit of that movie where she was the  pajama and boots village girl felling funky on campus. . .that was convincingly embarrassing, even I felt the embarrassment and actually hoped she wouldn't compound the situation with some off color remark (I believe she did)embarassed embarassed. I will watch the full movie later in the weekend. Went to a store last weekend and left empty handed 'cause they had only bootleg copies. . . I am feelin' the movie(from the little I saw) so I am not going to give my money to no bloody pirate. angry
TV/Movies › Re: I Started Nollywood And Not Igbos- Jide Kosoko by grafikdon: 1:47am On Apr 06, 2009
OMO IBO:
these so called veterans can be stupid at times.
just because you've been around for a long time doesnt mean you can chat rubbish.

anyways, i like the way the 'living in bondage' guy chose not to dwell on the matter. t[b]he fact is nobody knew and talked about the other movie until [/b]baba kosoko mentioned it.
Never heard about the other movie until I read the same interview in Naijarules two days ago.
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by grafikdon: 1:36am On Apr 06, 2009
Okirikiri ka ana agba ukwu ose ma anaghi ari ya elu. . .

Nwata bulie nna ya elu, uyorokoto ayochie ya anya. . .  grin grin the literal translation of this proverb is hilarious  grin

Mmadu agaghi ano be ya nopia mkpuru amu. . . lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: David Ejoor's View About The Civil War by grafikdon: 6:23pm On Apr 04, 2009
otokx:
some truth is bitter
Truth? Sure, why not. . . he's speaking your language and you are birds of a feather.
Politics › Re: Yar’adua Laments Exclusion Of Nigeria From G20 Meeting In London by grafikdon: 6:11pm On Apr 03, 2009
davidylan:
lol Yar Adua is a disgrace . . . what was he going to say at the G-20? What has the global economic crisis to do with Nigeria? So we were going to sit with the same Swiss who hold our treasury (loot) in their bank vaults and prescribe regulations for the banking industry of other nations?
Glorious photo op with the elite. . . the REAL leaders  grin Who (among incompetent imbeciles) would let such an opportunity slip away without throwing a tatrum. . .  grin



Chei!!! Nigeria and Quota system/Federal character. . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Culture › Re: Igbos That Cannot Speak Igbo Language by grafikdon: 4:40pm On Apr 01, 2009
The parents are to blame in most cases. When you forbid your children from speaking "vernacular'' at home, the ''vernacular'' will fade away into oblivion. Some of the parents believe it is a sign of ''enlightenment'' or civilization, but I believe they are suffering from a very bizarre form of mental derangement. huh

It is never too late to learn though. If an oyibo woman married to an Igbo man can speak Igbo fluently (including the bush Awka dialect and **Osisi people's incoherent gibberish dialect grin grin), I don't see why any Igbo (who was somewhat deprived of the opportunity by perhaps imbecilic parents) can't master the language. cheesy
Culture › Re: Watch Nigeria Town In China by grafikdon: 2:53pm On Mar 28, 2009
iReport:
Instead of you to talk him into liking y'all, you are here pissing him off the more. If he vex now go massacre your unsuspecting brothers in Bauchi or Borno, you'll start shouting oh my God.
Rotflmao!!! Like us? ROTFLOL!!! You might as well believe Osama Bin Laden will become the 45th President of the United States tongue. So we should waste our time convincing every cockeyed inconsequential riffraff that we are humans, just like anyone on this planet? I think ''pissing'' him off is in order, because that will hasten his descent into the wonderful world of mental derangement (if he ain't there already) grin

The guy is not from the North, that is very obvious and his 'hatred' is comical. I believe he/she is a "Southerner" possibly from the fabricated "Niger Delta" ethnic group.

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