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Culture › Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by grafikdon: 1:07am On Aug 03, 2008
Like someone said, it is pronounced 'Juu Man' and has nothing to do with Jews. . . I could be wrong but that's what I gathered from my experience.
Culture › Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by grafikdon: 12:53am On Aug 03, 2008
There is no specific definition of  a 'Jew man'. Those who said it is a term used solely by 'cultist' are not very accurate, since the country does not revolve around  'cultists' and their terminology.

Here are some of  the various categories of 'Jewmanship'

You are a 'Jew Man' If. . .

1. You don't sleep with a girl on a first date

2. Your sense of fashion is very shabby and 'repulsive' (I.e you are not a slave to fashion trend or wear those shapeless atrocious pants blowing in the wind like a tattered flag)

3. You don't have a girl friend

4. You talk about Jesus when others are talking about the female anatomy (You could be thrown out of the window if you don't watch it grin)

5. You go to those prayer meetings instead of the Ikwokirikwo parties

6. You have a girlfriend for more than three months but have never done anything beyond holding hands and hugging ('SuperDupaJuman' 'Ju-est of all Jumen')

7. You are physically ugly and have never done anything to enhance your looks (like a good haircut)

9. You shower your girlfriend with gifts including something like Victoria's secret and are content with a peck on the cheek and  'you are the best' as a compensation (Achtung!!! Achtung!!! "Juu man on death row" beep. . . beep . . .!!! grin grin)

The Ju list is endless. . .

To sum it up, 'Jew Man' is a term (inflammatory and derogatory) often used by hooligans, irresponsible enthusiasts, miscreants etc to label people who do not exactly fit into their definition of 'cool'. To these group of people, a gentleman may end up at the top of the 'Juu' list.   grin
Islam › Re: Why Are Yoruba Moslems Considered Inferior To Hausa Moslems? by grafikdon: 11:37pm On Aug 02, 2008
There are Igbo Muslims (I've seen a couple of them in Awka. . . Sheik Anadu for instance) but their population is rather too small when compared to the Igbo population. . . I'll say less than 1% of Igbo s are Muslims.
Computers › Re: Can You Survive Without Your P.c. by grafikdon: 12:02am On Aug 01, 2008
I'll go nuts if I don't have access to it for more than 12 hrs. . .
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: 2d/3d Art Gallery by grafikdon: 12:59pm On Jul 31, 2008
It's been a while. . .

Character sketch

Politics › Re: Man Arrested With N12m In His Pocket by grafikdon: 12:47pm On Jul 31, 2008
The guy is a genuine hustler and should be encouraged to register and operate his business legally. . . these guys just flex muscles over nothing.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Beautify This Section With Your Works. by grafikdon: 11:41am On Jul 31, 2008
@ Kemjisuper, na small small, my bruda, na small small


Main Female characters. . .

From left: Idara, Esosa a.k.a "Prayer Warrior" a.k.a "Jesus Gangsta" a.k.a "Holy Militia", Ronke a.k.a "Graveyard Symphony" and Chizoba a.k.a "Manly".

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Beautify This Section With Your Works. by grafikdon: 11:38am On Jul 30, 2008
Last but not the least. . .  grin grin

make una no vex o. . . couldn't upload everything in one post, and shrinking 'em further will reduce the quality. . . lipsrsealed

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Beautify This Section With Your Works. by grafikdon: 11:26am On Jul 30, 2008
Another one. . .

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Beautify This Section With Your Works. by grafikdon: 11:14am On Jul 30, 2008
more grin grin

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Beautify This Section With Your Works. by grafikdon: 11:04am On Jul 30, 2008
Yup, seen the Whedon thing.
Everything is back to normal now.

More images. . .

TV/Movies › Re: Your Favorite Animated Films by grafikdon: 8:36pm On Jul 29, 2008
Tokyo Godfathers

Macros Frontier shocked shocked shocked shocked

Little mermaid grin grin grin

Final Fantasy: Advent Children

Castle in the Sky

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

Akira

Blood: Vampire Hunter

Spirited Away

grin cool
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Beautify This Section With Your Works. by grafikdon: 10:53am On Jul 29, 2008
That's weird but I'll check it asap. Thanks for the warning. . . I just checked right now and  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked WTF?
Politics › Re: Creation Of Adada State:a Balance Needed In The Equation by grafikdon: 6:27pm On Jul 27, 2008
That seed continues to into a tree with branches of hopelessness, corruption, mental derangement, delusion, avarice and frustration. . . sure, let's plant more seeds instead of cutting off those repulsive branches. . .
Culture › Re: The Origin Of The Igboman by grafikdon: 3:27pm On Jul 27, 2008
DeepZone:
fair skin has nothing to do with albino gene. That's just a flawed science and even the environment will not hold because ibos born and bred in Ilesha are very light skinned while most of my people including me a very dark skinned. If environment is the factor, that means those ibos that were born and raised in the west should be considerably dark skinned and those yorubas born and bred in the east suppose dey yellow.
You're really pushing your 'white man copulation' concept, aren't ya? Let's assume for one drug induced moment that it is true, do you have any idea how many Igbo women that will 'copulate' with oyibo for that to happen? That would be impossible considering the ration of the two back then (Oyibo vs Igbo women) except if the small number of oyibo men have 'wee wee' that can function non stop even when they 'quench' 'on top'. grin

B- t - w that Igbo 'light skinned' thing I believe is another stereotype, just like the black man with the big wee wee. . . if not you, wanna tell me why I see chocolate when I look at my skin? Abi Oga God forgot about me when he was dipping others into the strawberry and orange mixing pot?
Culture › Re: Beautiful Ijaw Names by grafikdon(op): 6:43pm On Jul 26, 2008
ifyalways:
isi adighi gi nma grin
ibinabo otumukpokpo tongue
cool Well, obviously my skill needs a lot of work but. . .

Ify girl, bo ye fe nkwobi and Isi Ewu cheesy

Now you can't say no to that.
Culture › Re: Beautiful Ijaw Names by grafikdon(op): 6:27pm On Jul 26, 2008
So let me put my Ijaw skill to good use here . . .

Ify girl, bo wa teke grin grin
Politics › Re: Creation Of Adada State:a Balance Needed In The Equation by grafikdon: 11:26am On Jul 26, 2008
grin grin grin Lol. . . EXTREMELY STUPID COUNTRY is even a mild illustration the sorry state of the Nigerian government. . . and the people who are all well satisfied with the status quo (to God be the glory grin) The thing don tire me, my broda. Nigeria is like a company going down hill but continues to hire more employees, when it can barely pay 20% of the present work force.
Politics › Re: Creation Of Adada State:a Balance Needed In The Equation by grafikdon: 12:36am On Jul 26, 2008
Lol. . . we've shown Nigeria1 that side of the coin for so long but he continued to cling tenaciously to his concept of knowing the EXACT population or 'revenue capacity' of a town /city from the privacy of his house. . . right now it's all comedy.
TV/Movies › Re: Your Favorite Animated Films by grafikdon: 10:08am On Jul 25, 2008
jkpretty:
Which jungle cartoon was it they sang "bear necessities" i loved that one too. I guess i'm not good with names undecided
The Jungle Book. smiley I even forgot that one.
Culture › Re: The Origin Of The Igboman by grafikdon: 2:02am On Jul 25, 2008
DeepZone:
Ok

Most of them are fair skinned because they have a questionable genomes. I heard(na rumor) the white slave masters got many of their women pregnant during slave trade and that is why majority of them are fair skinned. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Say what. . .?

Chineke God of Saudi Arabia!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked
Politics › Re: I Conducted The Most Credible Election– IBB by grafikdon: 11:44pm On Jul 24, 2008
In a 'normal' country, this clown would be serving his second/third/whatever term as the president of kirikiri or the chief 'gateman' of hell,
TV/Movies › Re: Your Favorite Animated Films by grafikdon: 11:41pm On Jul 24, 2008
In no special order. . . cool

1. Lion King
2. All Dogs Go to Haven
3. Watership Down
4. Hunchback of Notre Dame
5. Ghost in the shell 2: Innocence
6. Appleseed
7. Appleseed: Ex Machina
8. Pocahontas
9. Ninja Scroll
10. Kaena: The Prophecy
11. Princess Mononoke
12. Ratatouille
13. Grave of the Fireflies
14. Renaissance
15. Jin-Ro
16. Tekkonkinkreet
17. Titan AE
18. Kirikou grin
19. Emperor's New Groove grin
20. Anastasia

It's kinda hard to restrict 'em to just 20 but hey. . .
Politics › Re: Creation Of Adada State:a Balance Needed In The Equation by grafikdon: 12:03pm On Jul 24, 2008
Sky Blue:
I believe a very important factor and issue with the Nigerian government has been highlighted on this thread, and that is the uneccesary and huge bureacracy that is present in government. President, ministers, governors, ssgs, commisioners, permanent secretaries, local government chairmen, the list goes on. Apart from the issue of wasting of money paying all these salaries, i believe corruption in such a system becomes a beast and more difficult to control (when using the approach being used anyway). This structure also makes implementation more difficult to actualise because of all the bureacracy involved. Hence it makes no sense why somebody would want to add more states which seems to increase such bureacracy exponentially. So this new state, is it going to generate its own revenue and how? The posts that seem to be pro new state have made arguements on how a new state will mean new cities and hence new developments because such a state will be entitled to its own derivation. Derivation generated from another region? Therein lies a major problem with the Nigerian setting. The complete disgusting laziness of significant many. And the arguement form the city and development angle is laughable. Canada does not have a state structure but a regional one yet it has a lot of cities and not one to a region either, LOL. So such an arguement just seems laughable to me.
How dare you use Canada as an example!!!! How dare you I say. . . we love to point at Rwanda and Eritrea to feel good about our avoidable shortcomings, don't take away the joy. . . grin

Seriously, the 'create a 100 state' people will never see that. Complete waste of time and resources including the constant breeding of covetous, repulsive, parasitic imbeciles masquerading as senators/assembly men/local government whatever. . . etc.
Politics › Re: Creation Of Adada State:a Balance Needed In The Equation by grafikdon: 7:23pm On Jul 23, 2008
Eziachi, Nigeria1 is the official Nairaland comedian/armchair geography teacher/armchair analist/armchair economist. From his Okija satellite, he can tell you how much revenue is generated from Abia state and the exact number of people that live in a particular village. Don't forget he's never crossed the Niger. . .why cross the Niger when he can tell you everything from his Okija satellite.
Politics › Re: Creation Of Adada State:a Balance Needed In The Equation by grafikdon: 1:01pm On Jul 22, 2008
@ Okija you hit the nail right on the head. If I had the power, I'd merge all the 36 states into 12 states. . . this issue of unproductive excessive fragmentation in the name of 'state creation' is more irritating than craw craw and kwarikwata. I thought I was the only one who found it ridiculous. The concept of 19 states was unbearable. . . and bam! we got 21. . . from there we 'upgraded' to 36 including the ones that introduced. . . grin ooooookay, I'll hold my breath here.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Beautify This Section With Your Works. by grafikdon: 12:46pm On Jul 22, 2008
It's animated. . . cel shaded 3D. The screen shots. . . as usual you're free to use 'em, no problem at all but I'll try to load a high res version of the biker girl.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: 2d/3d Art Gallery by grafikdon: 6:13pm On Jul 21, 2008
In2gold, looks like you did those in Vue, The first one looks like a combination of Vue Ecosystem and plants. . . I could be wrong though.

Keep pushing the envelope and you will master the app. in no time (whatever it is that you used).

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