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Well, I may end up posting all over the place and probably piss some people off in the process. There are similar threads all over the graphics section so here goes:

A few screen grabs from my web series (almost ready to hit da WWW) titled "Business and Pleasure".

Cool stuff fellas . . . Kenjinator. . . lol, that's wicked stuff.

Hey folks, I found another one 'Zifa' I think it means unknown but I have no idea what gender it belongs to. Anyone got any idea about the gender of Zifa. . . (lol @ gender) Sounds unisex though if you put the meaning into consideration.

I think the US throws the word 'terrorist' around like basketball and it doesn't really matter if it goes thru the basket. . . just throw the friggin ball.

Mandela a terrorist. . . I don't have the strength to laugh.

Pumpkin (Nigeria) leaves relieve anemia.

A thick paste of table salt heals minor burns and leaves no trace all in less than two three hours but it must be applied not later than 12 minutes after the accident (i.e scalding hot oil, accidental body contact with very hot metal . . . etc etc.

I never trusted that 'mild' rable rouser. He always struck me as a racist who thinks racism equals white against black.

A father gets his salary and pockets every penny, leaving his son to starve. When the child discovers the nutritious mud pie, he stops asking the father for food. . . all of a sudden this blockhead father decides to blockade his son's source of nutrition (mud pie) without any plan to put real food on the table. . .

There you have it.  

Nigeria Jaga jaga. . .

@ Lucrabrasi, let's say you are not spraying air freshener on the 'Smart' fart, but you sure are telling us that the elephant that trampled our farm before our very eyes is just a cat fish. This is exactly what I think you're doing. . .

@ Mustay, I believe in opinions, but not the type that blurs the thick line between idiocy and mental derangement.

@ Jakumo. . . LMAO!!! That's another way to arrange it. Death to the owners of 'bore hole' !!!!!!! Death to MTN!!! Death to generator user! Embrace candle. . . no, death to candle users/sellers!!! Death to EVERYTHING!!!! because apparently nothing works anyone who tries an alternative shall be sentenced to death.

Afam:
Which is easier to do? To retract your highly insensitive comments or to continue to beat around the bush even when your wicked comments have been brought to the fore?

Why bother us with the killing of your brother when it is ok to drag and kill an Igbo man from a police station?

I don't find his 'brother' tale convincing. From his posts that guy seems the type who'd go any length to score his cheap points. MC USMAN, I hope my deductions are wrong (very unlikely) if not, whatever you're wishing on your brother will fall upon you hundredfold.

Seun, could you please delete the poll at the top of this thread? It's giving me a terrible case of acute stomach ulcer. Thanks in advance.

The 18 people who voted for the ban on this thread deserve to be tied to banana tree and butt flogged with bulala dipped in a bowl of red hot chilli pepper. . . this so painful, some people honestly believe there is SOMETHING worthy in this situation 

Lucabrassi, u sure say this man no be your uncle/brother/insert appropriate relative. . . because the way you are spraying air freshener in a room polluted by his fart, telling us that if we take our hands off our noses, we'll smell the aromatic air freshener instead of the putrid fart. . .  but we know better than that because that 'Smart' fart is just one sniff, seven die. . .   I mean this ban issue is ridiculous. . . even a delirious mind is incapable of conjuring such morbid  concept. Why are we discussing this nonsense? The word 'ban' should not be anywhere near the list of solutions to our power crisis.

Chetanna -  Remember the father/Remember God(Chetachi)

Akunna -      Father's wealth

Igwebuike - There is strength in numbers

Jideofo -      Always keep a clear conscience/keep your conscience devoid of guilt

Kasie/Kasiemobi - Comfort/Comfort me

Ofokansi - Clear conscience is more effective/better than charm/juju/jazz/atikpa/otumokpo/abracadabra

Akuabia - Wealth has come

Azuka - Experience is the best teacher

Obidike - The will/strength/composure of a warrior

Both are Igbo names but they seem to be very rare.

Zikora means Show the world but the long form is Zikoranaudodimma - Show the world that peace wonderful. Another variation is Zikoranachidi which means show the world that there is God/that God is able.

Zina is a variation of Zikora. The long form is Zinachidi which like the second variation of Zikora means; show the world that God is able. . .

Slice it, dice it. . . heck put ogiri and ukpaka on it and it will remain what it is; a hunk of cow shit. . . that's what I call that 'Smart' idea. Naija go give person cardiac arrest on top of the already rampaging stomach ulcer. . .

Zikora -
Zina
Uchichi
Atinga
Otapiapia
Afoka
Ojionu

The usual round peg in square holes politicians are at work. Who in their right mind would switch a generator when there is constant power supply? Even with constant power supply, I wouldn't risk not having a generator in case of emergency. So many imbeciles in government. From hunting 'indecent' women to 'arresting' roadside hawkers,

@Whalewhale, 3D is 3D, no matter how realistic. A photo realistic 3d render is a photo realistic 3D render. Cell shaded 3d is cell shaded 3D and not in anyway 2D. . . it goes on ad infinitum 

b.t.w, nice renders from you fellas.

SeanT21:
what ever happen to putting the dude in jail.

Because he would be out sooner than you could blink, and probably shoot a dozen more people in the head for no apparent reason.  He who kills by the sword. . .

Most of these morons masquerading as 'police' are a bunch of misfits who have no idea how to deal with the public. They believe they can shoot you at any given time without provocation. Now, when they finally realize they'd get the noose on their neck for going on the usual shooting spree, they will learn the keep their fingers away from the trigger when dealing with civilians.

He asked for it.

You'll get that 'Chieftaincy' title (moderator) the moment Osama Bin laden becomes the  Mayor of New York. Mai peepul, make una come see snake wey dey buy shaving cream , like say e get bia bia. . .  

Hero, are you sure those are not fabricated names? All those Bonquesha and Smashita don't sound Ijaw. . .

TOH:
Really? Lots of people been telling me Season 1 is still better. Good thing I can watch my DVD and laugh at Gangstalicious and "A love-vendor Called SlickBack", StinkMeaner over and over

definitely will be checking out Season 2 when the Dvd FINALLY comes out

I don't know why they think season 1 is better. . . :- heck even the drawing in season 2 is better. It was very obvious while I was watching the second episode on Adult Swim. You will laugh taya o when you grab season 2. Lots of gut busting humour and StinkMeaner returned from hell to administer some serious ass whupping to Grandad. . . IMHO, the difference between Season 1 & 2 is like an Elephant(2) and a duck(1) . . . I've watched all season 2 episodes on Adult Swim but I got to get the DVD, can't let that drift away. . The DVD (Season 2) believe has a couple of 'too hot for TV' episodes. . . it gotta be a treasure. . . I still watch Season 1 DVDs once in a while though

Gamine:
thinking about the drawing just makes me laugh right now.

Squidbillies, yeah that was awful drawing, funny o but offensive!

Oh. . . I see. What about 302 Mouse or something like that. . .? That thing is so atrocious it gives me a stomach ulcer (literally) I don't even know how they get some of the garbage on TV. Perhaps I have forgotten the law of 'One man's meat. . .' but. . . I mean. . . but. . .dang!

TOH:
The comic has gotten alot more political

anyway the cartoon is great. Season 1 is hilarious. Cant wait for the dvd for Season 2 to come out.

Season 2 is even better and a lot more hilarious, with more of the clueless idiots, 'Gangsta' Rummy and Ed Wuncler. 

Gamine:
It sure rocks

I try to watch Adult Swim, but some of the drawings r so offensive to me eyes.

they don't hv a schedule so i wont know when Boondocks come on

Which one be offensive drawing? I no understand o. . . care to explain further?

We have something like that here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-86103.96.html

Why not post your stuff there and keep it rolling

The Boondocks rocks. . . I used to have a subscription of The Daily News because of that . It's even more awesome on Adult Swim. Can't wait for season 3.