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Fadajasi:
Lets don't underate amodu

As it is now, Amodu is better off coaching elementary school football team from the ''bushest'' village in Ghana. . . Siasia is the on fire right now and Amodu is. . . well, in something colder than ice.

onyinye2:
When i mean of afraid, i don't mean "fear". I mean as this kat is off.

Ok. . . didn't catch that

onyinye2:
Is is just me. . . . or are yal a wee bit afraid of this gost character?

Nobody is afraid of anybody. He's just bashing the North with a new style. Nothing new, just boring.

Police and 'NEPA' on strike. . . nothing can be more hilarious than that. . .

[quote author=dudu-bobo link=topic=65296.msg2681605#msg2681605 date=1219225793]it's stupidity and the depravity of western society that makes them read meanings into everything as if everyone has to behave exactly the way they behave. most Nigerians don't think anything of such because they are not sexually attracted to same sex people. I remember as a youngster when we shared same beds etc. These things did not mean anything to me then because we did not have the depraved minds of westerners (oops, sorry) but I realise that in western societies, you're not likely to see such things.
I was suprised to see how things and actions get labelled in the west when I first arrived. Every harmless action is given a meaning which is what they have been brought up with.

@Hero, why must we do things exactly the way they are done in America? Please tell me why you westernised people always read meanings (sometimes stupidly) to every innocent thing that everyone does.[/quote]GBAM!!! I throway salute my brother. . . nothing more to add.

gost:
As a nigeria of northern extraction, i feel very unhappy when someone describe me as a parasite becouse of oil, when i know i ve the capacity to solve my problems, and probably do  even better through agriculture and education.
                        Following  the above and a lot of other insult and disrespect coming from the south, we are going to proof to them that the north can do without the south and their OIL. We hereby declare the islamic republic of nothern nigeria. in this new republic our 8 years old female chidren would be sold to our brothers in chad and niger for wifes to enable us make a living. We shall import and make so much money from gworro and biter colla. we shall be the wold leading expoter of illitracy, polio, minigitis, HIV AIDS, poverty, vesico-vagina fistula, martanal and infant moterlity rate, measles etc. we shall recruite all the al-majires into the army thereby producing the most purpulated but powerless army in the whole of africa, starvation will never kill us and our children, so help us ALLAH.
             To be continue.

And you  have to get a new ID to post these derogatory and inflammatory lines? Oh well. . .whatever rocks your boat, buddy.

MandingoII:
Argentina is going to WHOOOP ya'll butt.

enjoy these few days why you can, 

We've heard it all before the Holland battle, the noise was even bigger before CIv with some prophets predicting CIV/Italy semi finals. . . when all their prophecy did not come to pass, instead of covering their face in shame, the shameless prophets of doom started to predict Belgium/Brazil Final. . . chei! Imitation prophets just don't know when to quit. . .  I know one guy in Ghanaweb who'd tie a brick around his neck and jump into a river should the eagles win the gold. . . bad bele no good at all

Wetin be soccer? You better call it Football if you're in a Nigerian website. . . otherwise BAN!!!!  

Where is that Prophet of doom 'Thor'? Come see as Naija take Belgium do kpoff kpoff,

I am having a laugh here. . . I knew these clowns were on a suicide mission. . .

Axis and Deepzone, e don do now. . . una don take this thing too far o.

Axis:
Why was he not raised by his fellow igbo men. The north has been kind to you southerners for a very long time. So many of you were raised in the north by the northerners, but you suddenly turn around to insult them, call them parasites. How many northerners were raised by the igbos or yorubas?

Axis, please direct the tantrum to someone else, I did not insult Notherners, neither did I call them parasites. One of my uncles raised some Efik/Ijaw/Hausa boys. . . do not jump into harsh conclusions. Such cases abound in the South.  Just because they are not ''international'' footballers does not mean they are not there.

Deepzone, Celestine Babayaro is Igbo raised by Alhaji Sabo Babayaro. The change of name is a tribute to Alhaji Babayaro (Contrary to allegations that he forced them to change their names. . . Celestine, Emmanuel, Sunday and Victor. . . etc ) For instance Victor was Victor Ofunne but according to him, he changed it to Victor Babayaro when Alhaji Sabo Babayaro adopted him after he lost his parents.

2 kids of my own and if I can afford it adopt 24.

Axis:
@Deepzone, may be the north has been keeping quite for you guys for so long and taking insult, right from you parents to toddlers. May be thats the reason you guys feel the pain when the Northerners want to reply, but from all your post, i can see you are an ignorant educated illiterate like your other tribes men, your post only shows strong hatred for the north. I would like to remind you that God created everyone (thats if you believe in him) and no human being is more equal to the other and he knows why there is no Oil in the North for now.

The oil in Niger Delta was not dug and put there by anyone, it is only a natural resource (thats if you have common sense) and you should realise that the Oil there would dry up one day and the Northerners you look down at and call parasites shall rise up above you and you shall look up to them  for survival. So don't boast and insult the North for you don't know the future. When the Niger deltans were busy enjoying the resources from the North, they didn't think of breaking and fighting for resource control, when they realised there is Oil in their area, the Northerners have suddenly become parasites and they want resource control. It only shows foolishness, wickedness and greed.

When you talk of under development, is it not the whole country that is under developed? why is it only some parts of the country fighting for resource control? is it because others don't have Oil. Did Aberdeen fight to break away from the UK because London doesn't have Oil? Did Texas break away from the United states because Newyork state does not have Oil? is there any thing like Niger delta, south west or North in the United states? and for your information, the north would not leave that Oil until it finishes, whether you like it or not.  For you ignorants, Oil belongs to Nigeria as a whole and not any part of Nigeria. Who wants to tell me that the Oil field in ultra deep offshore is Niger Delta or Ondo State? I am sure one of the educated illiterate like @deepzone would say it's his father's backyard which was dug and placed by his Grandfather.

This is where I agree with most of what you typed, of course with the exception of your attacks on Deepzone. The parasites IMHO are the insignificant few from all nooks and crannies of Nigeria who have turned our resources into their personal treasure chest. We have discarded everything and focused on oil. We were doing well without the abominable oil and we will be better off without it. I am glad you believe that all men are created equal. That's refreshing because Alhaji Gadogado believes that Hausa and the Fulani are the ''Superior'' race in Nigeria. . .

Axis:
You also insulted the northerners saying they are Guards and shoe shiners, at least they have dignity since they do it in their country and they are far better than you southerners whom have left their country to do security guards, prostitution, credit card fraud, robbery, drug trafficking, cleaning, identity theft, and all forms of fraud abroad there by bringing shame and destroying our countries image. How many northerners have been arrested for drug trafficking, credit card fraud, prostitution e.t.c abroad? All these are done at the detriment of the innocent Northerner who hardly leaves the country. I feel ashamed carrying Nigerian passport because of the damage you guys have done. Go to the embassy you would see the whole of the south west queuing up for visa with fake documents in a desperate attempt to leave the country and destroys the countries image. @deepzone i am sure you are doing one of those dirty jobs ( maiguard to KFC)    ,just like your maiguard in Nigeria so it takes two to tango. Enough of the insult to the North or else you guys shall get it hotter.

Please tell me you're trying to be comedian here. Ahhh. . . sorry my brother, I agree with you. Matter of fact, those Nigerians with names like Musa, Abdulahi and Abubakar caught in places like Saudi Arabia, Yemen and other islamic countries for crimes ranging from murder, drug trafficking, rape and sexual assault on animals including but not limited to goats, ducks, cows, chickens and sheep are actually Igbo,Yoruba,Ijaw, Efik, Itsekiri, Urhobo etc masquerading as Notherners. . . doesn't really matter that their parents, brothers and sisters are natives of Kaduna, Kano, Bauchi, Maiduguri etc. How low can these useless Southerners stoop? Imagine impersonating saints!

Every man is solely responsible for his actions, this is where I stand and I feel no shame with the green passport in my pocket, not at all. It doesn't matter what others think. If they are going to make my life difficult because of sins committed by another man, perhaps they are the ones who should cover their faces in shame.

Axis:
To the militants, i thought Bakassi was part of the Niger Delta? how come you guys watched Cameroon take over and did nothing. Where is your Fire power? you should have challenged Cameroon and defended Bakassi. It only shows you are all bunch of cowards and criminals who go about kidnapping innocent people, making noise and calling others parasites. By the time all the Oil Companies leave the region, you guys would drill your Oil with digger and i bet you, no company would return to that region with your barbaric  and uncivilised acts. Infact you are the laziest, what do you guys contribute to Nigeria? you don't contribute anything because Oil is a natural thing or did you guys plant the oil there. Don't call northerners parasites because you are the original and number one parasites who depended on the North to  discover your Oil, now you are driving them away. Do you guys know how to Explore? No, you only know how to break pipeline and steal crude in exchange for arms.  If you feel like fighting war, please go and claim back Bakassi, after all it is an Oil rich region part of the Niger delta instead of attacking the North in press.

Why should Niger Deltans alone  fight for Bakassi when it was Gowon and Yar' adua who gave it away to score a cheap point?

Axis:
To the south east, please stop killing your fellow Nigerians to make money, that is not hard work. Selling fake drugs, fake spare parts, importing fake naira notes, rituals e.t.c would not make you Japan in future, but by the way all these things you say you produce or import, where is the market? is it not up north? thats is why you can't leave the North even if they are killing you everyday. By the time you become Biafra republic, i would see who would buy your fake products, you shall all be eating yourselves like the way you used to were before you were colonised

Coming from someone who called another educated illiterate? That ritual/fake drug joke is played out and ''South East" did not sit together in a conference table and elect the 'fake importers'. If you sincerely believe that all the "South East" does is import deadly ''fakeness'', you need something in your live. . . no, it's not Jesus, it's a shrink. You really think the market for products out of Awka, Nnewi, Aba etc is Up North? I believe you meant to say the North also buys their products. FYI those ''Fake Products'' are sold all over Africa. I don't know how you came to that dubious conclusion that without the North, they will turn to cannibals since ''nobody'' will buy their "Fake Products". It's rather bizarre the same person who called someone ignorant/educated illiterate also sincerely believes that "South East" were a bunch of uncivilized cannibals before they were 'colonized'. Wow.

Axis:
I would advise you guys to be productive in positive ways rather than blaming the North for all your misfortunes.

"You people'' have always been productive in so many ways, but I agree that "You people'' should stop blaming the North for their misfortune. I hope you will take that glorious advise and desist from holding the south solely responsible for the destruction of the reputation of Nigeria. Pointing accusing fingers to the South, West, East or North will not take us anywhere, and so is splitting the country.

Nuff Said.

This is how it starts. . . with a misleading entry like that, it will become a stain that may not be removed, just like the fraudulent population census. I hope they fix that atrocious error.

Make I go check those people at Ghanaweb who totally wrote Nigeria off. . .  

We don win. . .  

ogb5:
floggged before marriage.Not for me,
I will simply look some where else for a wife.
I remember ibo & yoruba babes are equal to any task,
why endure bulala for Huasa babe when i get options.

Another option, run with the babe and avoid the bulala

My broda see me see trouble o. . . options boku, Efik dem dey, Ijaw, Edo. . . etc

Come see Awufu. . . chei!

Paulodinho, why are you still peddling Royo's work as yours? Please show some respect, this is not the jokes section. I didn't want to comment when you started this 'cause I figured you were catching fun, but now it looks like you really mean business.

Queenisha:
Ok now.
You're stuck with ugly girls with missing teeth and no wombs.

I still have enough time to harvest one of the girls before you pass the 'rite of manhood' bill. . .

Queenisha:
get ready to pull your pants down and receive your afternoon tea 50 strokes.

are they pretty? add another 50
college educated? 50 more
can they cook? plus 50
are they from rich homes? add 50
do they look fertile? increase by 50

The question now is,can you pay the price?

Osanobua!!!

Mba nu, I deserve a discount. . . I demand a discount. 

I see bulala coming to dance ikwokirikwo on my bare back. . .  I run 

Queenisha:
You better believe it
desperate times call for desperate measures.
If you have a better solution tell me

 I've been salivating over two girls. . . one from your state and one from Deepzone's state. . . my liver don dey cut small small. . .

Ojigbijigbi!!!! Nwandoleesha and Deepzone, na so una get 'special' plans for us? Chei!!!

The Tivs apply the bulala treatment too. You get the daylight flogged out of you before you law your hands on the bride. . . assuming you didn't run away during the 'rite of manhood'

This is so wrong on so many grounds. . . from notorious misplacement of priorities to idiocy and racism. These people will not kill me with stomach ulcer.

From 'Middle Belt is core North' to 'Middle belt is closer to North than South'. . . a perfect definition of Abracadabra. . .




Doesn't really matter who is triple belt and Quadruple belt, as long as Nigeria as a whole cuts this sickening dependence on oil, we'll be a lot happier for it .

It's not like I am gaining anything from the so-called oil, because the last time I checked, the men of my town taxed themselves heavily to bring electricity. . . carpenters, panel beater, 'vulcanizers' (fokunaiza ) doctors, teachers, business men, market women, money doublers, millionaires, paupers etc, all dipped their hands in their purses/wallets to ensure that we don't walk around with prehistoric palm oil lamp. . . unfortunately, they don't get any break from LEPRosy. . . I mean NEPA or is it PCP. . . whatever

spikedcylinder:
Is it any good?

You be the judge, The link is there. . .

The first episode of the animated web series "Business and Pleasure",

http://www.mayhemproductions.org/Business_And_Pleasure/Episode_1.html


**Mods., please delete the duplicate thread in the Comics section
Here's the http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-159090.0.html

@Deepzone, don't mind the armchair annalists, some with their masked bigotry, very funny 'Educated Southerners'. I support their (Ohaneze) stand on the issue except for the amnesty part. 50% was the deal so what the heck are we finding it difficult to implement that? What fracking gives? Oh, I see. . . it's going to bite deep into the 'lootology' budget in such a way that every thief's. . . errr. . . I mean politician's loot will be cut down by 50%. . . ahhh, now I see the big picture.