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Good Job Fellas! Keep the thread alive.

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@Richy, take it easy o . What are you a lawyer? Why are you playing with words? Ahmadinejad is prancing all over the place, huffing, puffing and holding seminars titled " A World Without Zionists". According to him, anyone who acknowledges the [b]right of Israel to exist [/b]will face the wrath Allah. . . I can provide you a million examples of his overt prescription of genocide to Israel and anyone who refuses to proclaim "Death to the Zionists Dogs".

The way I see it, when a delirious Jihadist beheads an "infidel", you will surely tell us to suck it up because we are looking at a human head painted on a tuber of yam. . .

Ibime:
Nigeria1 is the Yoruba equivalent of Quotasystem.

LMAO!!!! You beat me to it. . .

[quote author=Nigeria1@; link=topic=170177.msg2787980#msg2787980 date=1221165587]And i would put this into your head. get that if by default or stupidity the constitution review does not please our people desire. I say it again get this and others into your head. Consider the entire yorubaland excluded from the federal republic of nigeria. we would use the axis of good to our advantage. Since your friends are the axis of evil. If you get what i mean.

Go ask your father if you are not old enough , how the yorubas ground nigeria economy to ground during the june 12 election.

And june 12 was under a military govt. Now protest under a civil govt. Start to imagine. We want justice and not war. Like the president and senate president David mark as said, I would decided to believe him that the constitution review would start next week and he promises to look at all case. But we in the alternative, should get our people ready mind ready, to temporary consider themself as citizen of republic of benin for now. Until we find the constitution reviews suitable to our people needs and desire. That all we can say.[/quote]Nope buddy, I don't get what you you mean, the only thing I understand is you want Alhaji wakaja or is is Alhaji Waka Waka's head on a platter.

Your posts are somewhat entertaining but more often they can be more frustrating than sitting in bus listening to a Bible wielding-satan stomping prayer warrior demand you give up ALL EARTHLY THINGS and BUBBLE IN DA LORD JESUS when you just won a $10m jackpot after 12 yrs of excruciating acute poverty and wretchedness. . .

DeepZone:
Lmao, Nigeria 1 is running out of satellite pictures because his server is down. Guys, exercise some patience and give him some time. He is the most entertaining member in Nairaland.

Abi o. . . I am still waiting for his satellite pictures with the accurate population of Pregnant women in Rivers State. . .

I thought you were going to post the satellite pictures to ''prove'' Ijo population? Sometimes it is really hard to decipher your gibberish because you often mix unrelated issues. Get it through your ead head Nigeria 1, and let it sink like a rock tossed into the Atlantic ocean; creation of more states, no matter how you look at it is a very ridiculous adventure. I can give you a million reasons.

Ibime:
If you don't know, there are more non-Ijaws in Rivers State than Ijaws. At most, it is 50-50.

Nigeria@1 does not need to know that. . . his satellite can easily show him the Ijo population and gender, including but not limited to income, age, habit, weight, marital status, favourite's food etc . . . don't mess with the new ''God''. . .

davidylan:
when we shld be thinking of disolving the other states you're talking about state creation?

The guy just doesn't get it. . . trying to make him see the foolishness of creating more states is a lot more difficult than converting Osama Bin Laden into a Bible-wielding-tongue speaking-Satan stomping Pentecostal prayer warrior.

Why am I surprised? I should be flogged with koboko dipped in a bowl of red hot chilly peppers for expressing shock over this. What have I been smoking? Good Lord! Isn't Naija a country where murderers and ruthless criminals become Presidents/Governors/Senates. . . with a very bizarre and clueless president that moves slower than the pace of a dead snail.

Abeg someone put better smiley here jo. . . these useless green thingys don't cut it anymore.

Na so I see am my bro da , this don turn into one big freak show. The thread is pointless though.

glassman:
is ds the end of world. Ghaddafi was crownd king of kings on 30th aug. in libya by traditional rulers from east and southern africa. what do u think

Who is Ghaddafi?

youngies:
Should they do it on the basis of you being tired of these "sensitive and extremely intolerant Jihadists" running their mouth or that Ahmadinejad can actually drive Israel to the sea and wipe them off the map?

Your answer is up there. . . I wouldn't take it as an idle talk of a delirious jihadist if I were Israel.

They should do it! I am tired of all these overly sensitive and extremely intolerant ''Jihadists'' that won't allow us breath some fresh air.

DeepZone:
Translate joo!!

Wealth boosts a man's self esteem/money boosts self esteem. . . a broke man is an angry man/is a hungry man/is a furious man/is an ami roba in training/prospective militant /almajiri incorporated/okija juju/Otokoto anonymous/Clifford Orji PLC . . .

DeepZone:
Ooooh not again, I meant igbo boys.

Fa fa faaaaaaaa. . . foul! The first talk don reach haven o, this second talk sef no gel o

Gamine:
Ibo Igbo boys cannot afford me ooh

But an Ijo boy can

oya, lets go!

Abeg don't mind the useless "Ibo'' boys. . . Ijo boys and Igbo boys are the bomb now. . .

DeepZone:
ibo boys no fit afford sweet and sexy Gamine

You're right, 'Ibo' boys are a bunch of useless cheap ass retards. . . a sharp contrast to Igbo boys who are fully loaded. . Aku n'esi obi Ike

Whaaaaaat? Abeg no dey crack that kind joke o. . . you wan give me cardiac arrest? Infact no more hanging out with Deepzone!!! that woman sef go put sand sand for my gari

Oya we dey go Sicily this weekend to make up for all the trouble wey I cause you. . .

I guess they (Black SA) are gradually morphing into Nigeria where murderers, criminals and people that will make Hitler look like Pope John Paul become Governors/Presidents. . . etc etc

Bia, this Yoruba Elf woman. . . stop drinking gari with PAL Laager beer. . .

IJO!!!! IJO!!!!! IJO!!!!

IGBO!!! IGBO!!! IGBO!!!

Oya, say it. . .

DeepZone:
You don come againooo.

before nko?

Yoruba woman sef, you don come again?

For your Info, it is Ijo not Ijaw

This elf woman sef. . .

DeepZone:
Never heard of that but i'll definitely get her a tall, handsome yoruba man to give her back her identity.

What if she wants a short beautiful Ijo(Ijaw) man?

DeepZone:
What's your ethnic group?

She's the crown princess of Ndwandwe. . .


Okay . . .seriously, she's Uneme.

Gamine:
So i am now Others, . . .

Igbo people sef

Bia Gamiante, Wetin these Igbo people sef do yo? Abeg tell me and a go make them see their ekwo (neck) without mirror. . .

@Tpia, there's nowhere in my post that I preached against integration. Well, now that you've shed more light on your post, it's understandable. However, marrying from another ethnic group is not an antidote to ethnic bigotry, I know of an Igbo man married to an Efik woman and he loves the Hausa the way Osama Bin laden loves new York. I can give you more instances but I think you get the picture I am trying to paint here.

I do get your point though. You believe a person married outside of his/her ethnic group has obviously risen above the shackles of ethnic bigotry, but like I said before, it is not always the case.

Queenisha:
Igbo president my bakassi.
Does producing a president help any ethnic group really.
OBJ ruled for 8 years,is the plight of the average Yoruba man, woman or youth any better?
Awusa people have been ruling from time Imo river, are they not still the most backward and most disease ridden bunch in Naija.
I don't care where the president comes from as long as he improves the lot of the masses, and vows to be be fair and keeps Nigeria a secular state with strong handed punishment for militants and Islamists
The governors in Igboland come from Igboland, have they helped Igboland or have they succeded in lining their individul pockets like their counterparts in Kano and Oyo?
This sort of thread is getting retarded

GBAM!!! I don't care if it is Nkachukwu the husband of Ebi and the son of Abeni neither do I care if it is Alhaji Tuwoshinkafa Janta Jabul. . . I just want somebody with unfeigned determination to make a huge difference in this abomination called Nigeria.

Deepzone, could you please change that thing to Igbo? there is no such thing as Ibo. Thanks.