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[/quote][quote author=tpia link=topic=169059.msg2773571#msg2773571 date=1220928407]sebi Goodluck is Ibo, so whats the problem.

He's Ijaw-Ibo, by his own definition.



I personally don't have a problem with an Igbo president, as long as the person is either half some other tribe or else married to some other tribe for more than twenty years.

Just my opinion.



Delta Ibo would also fit the bill, as well.

Coming from you, this is pretty much a big shock. This opinion is very bizarre to say the least.
Just like other posters, I probably didn't get the picture.


NOBODY should be posting about their approval/disapproval of a president based on his ethnic background. What's more important? Someone who will upgrade Nigeria from 20th world to 2nd world (1st world is asking too much for now), or an Igbo man married to Ijaw woman with Efik grandmother and Yoruba great great grand father?

And I thought only Madam "Naked" Ekaette and her imbecilic groupies in Ass* Rock. . . I mean Aso Rock are chasing shadows,

I used it for awhile and it was really good while it lasted. The GUI IMHO is very ''attractive''. I dropped it together with Fusion and went back to After Effects.

Don't mind the imbecilic cave men in Aso Rock. . . with their clueless slow poke president that's slower than a dead snail.

abdurrazaq:
Nigerians are now flying the flags of Arsenal, Manchester United, Chelsea, Barca, etc instead of the Green White Green Flag. Have you also notice that you hardly see a Nigerian (if there is any) supporting any club with green in its colours. Ghanaians proudly fly their flag even on Nigerian soil ask them why, they have valid reasons.

You want me to show my patriotism by disturbing the flow of air in & out of my house with a flag of Nigeria, Nigeria that can't provide electricity to operate A.C or fan.

ROTFLMAO!!!! Chei!

tpia:
keep wondering jare.

While you're at it, why don't you also wonder why you were born black.

abi you no be black again?

see goat calling someone nama, by the way. Your own goatiness isnt even the nice looking tall one. Na the short dwarf type wey get brick head. No matter how many times you smack it, it never learns.

ROTFLOL!!! I just couldn't resist. . . that was friggin' hilarious.

Nice to see a Naija C4D user (I am assuming you're Nigerian). I noticed that few Nigerians use apps. like C4D, Softimage XSI, Lightwave and Modo.

And I thought I was the only one who found that WAZOBIA namashit highly offensive. . . our fraudulent population census makes it more atrocious. The quickest way to die of heart related ailment is to try ti figure out this thing called Nigeria. I have long accepted it as a fly that perched on the testicles. . . the atrocious thing won't go away and you can't swat it for fear of crushing your nuts. In the end you throw up your arms in resignation and wallow in the putrid pool of agony, helplessness, anger and frustration.

Dinning with the devil. . . I hope the imbeciles behind this atrocious business are armed with long spoons. . . IRAN? How about buying face cleansing ointment from someone with a killer acne on his face?

MC Usman:
I have wonder why every bit of news from the North always attracts higher viewers’ coverage. Is it as a result of lack of focus that everything about the North is bad, or is it because some people want to castigate the north by all means. When you look at it people like DEEPZONE sniff the entire Nigeria dailies searching for any negative news to be posted on Nairaland.

To add credence to what I just said take a look at the 10 most recent topics posted by DEEPZONE and compare them with her other topics you not fail to see how she has metamorphose from a national critic to a northern critic.
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I find your hypocrisy very disturbing. Were you not the same person unleashing a deadly barrage of derogatory and inflammatory anti-Igbo threads? Please correct me if I am wrong. Besides, when will some of you Musli-ms develop a thick skin and stop seeing every criticism as an attack on Isl'am. . .?

He would post a picture in the middle of an argument about birth control to ''prove'' there are more women in Sokoto than Bauchi. . .

DeepZone:
Lmao; Ojukuw is not even the issue here.

Imagine that. . .

It was a wonderful comedy in the beginning, but it became really boring. . . and disturbing.

Dis Guy:
yea let's replace it with Ojukwu!!

_{you think the usa will flog us for being part of the oic?
wetin concern iya basira with our association with oic for goodness sake
sometimes we spend so much time thinking about mundane issues
that we don't have energy for the real issues!!}

You can insinuate from Jerusalem to Jericho and it won't scratch my opinion on Murtala Mohammed. This is how you generate your own meanings out of someone's comments and cling to it tenaciously, Mr/Mrs Clairvoyance.

Nigeria is known for 'hero' worship. I am not surprised anyone would elevate such a cold blooded sadistic, malefic murderer to the level of JFK. Nigerians have no idea the magnitude of agony that was averted due to his much deserved death. Good riddance to bad rubbish! Now if we can just remove that abomination from our currency. . .

Maybe. . . considering there was an Ijaw great aunt (is there even anything like great aunt?) somewhere in my extended family

Yaaaaaa!

Ndi be anyi mma mma nu ooooo!

Ahem!

Ichie Agwoturumbe abiakwala ozo! Ndi be anwi oji agbaala.


Onye wetalu Oji wetalu ndu

ndu nwoke ndu nwanyi

Egbe belu, ugo belu, nke si ibeya ebena nku kwaa ya

Onye si na anyi agaghi anu mmiri togbo iko, aka ekpe fee ya n'azu

ka ihe anyi ga eri bia ma nke ga eri anyi efokwala chi

Umu agboghobia ndiu na alubeghi di, asi m n'unu n'ile ga alutacha di mara abuba nke ga ne edobe unu ocha ka Ada Eze

N'otu aka ahu, ana m asi umu okorobia (di ka Toshmann ) ndi na alubeghi nwanyi ga aluta umu nwanyi oma na agaghi ihio ha onu ka ahioro okuko.

Ndi nke lugoro di na nwunye ka Chineke chekwaa ezi na ulo unu ruo mgbe ebighi ebi. udo na ihunanya ga adi n'etiti unu

Umu ibe, ogwukwala ka oha m n'onu,

Kobojunkie:
I am sorry but it is that HERO WORSHIP mentality that has brought us where we are today. Every tribe and person TRYING desperately to pin the MESSIAH tag on one person or another. At the end of the day, we have people worshipping idiots and not a single one of them able to see how moronic their actions are. WAKE UP people!! They are HUMAN BEINGS like you and should be held to hire standards. Stop settling for crap.

GBAM!!! In a normal country, imbeciles like Ahmed Yerima, buffons like Obasanjo or clueless bush women like Madam Ekaetteh will not be considered for the janitors of Shit Packers Union.

Howdy folks! I know there are different resources out there but I believe it will be fun to grasp as much as we can from this forum. I believe that every Nigerian should strive to know a thing or two about at least three other ethnic groups. They do not necessarily have to be fluent in their languages, a few reasonable sentences here and there will go a long way. In my own case I have decided to start with Ijaw, Yoruba and Efik. My Ijaw completely sucks, I do know some little Yoruba but I should do better. I can speak some meaningful Efik but can't put them to paper. . .

We can start by having someone translate the following in Ijo (Ijaw). . . please folks correct me if I am wrong, I think the real thing is Ijo and not Ijaw.

1. How are you?

2. I am so hungry I could eat a cow. (Okay maybe we should stick with simple stuff for now )

3. Good morning

4. Goon night

5. Have a safe journey

6. I am standing outside

*If anyone has the Ijaw alphabet, this is the time to post it*

KarmaMod:
gradifikon, I always thought you were Ijaw

Hope you're not offended

Nah, no need to be offended . I grew up in Awka with lots of Ijaw dudes and went to school with them. After the Hausa I mingled with the The Ijaw, followed by the Yoruba then the Igala and the Efik in that order, while growing up.

[quote author=khai_khai link=topic=163748.msg2721279#msg2721279 date=1219960090]Are you sure it's nonsense, or you aren't aware?
Because a few weeks ago, I witnessed 2 ibo dudes argue in support of that statement, To the shock of some others present.[/quote]My brother, It is nonsense. I know of a married Igbo dude (old enough to be my father) fooling around with other women until his wife nearly made a sandwich out of his testicles. . . does that mean the Igbo culture encourages infidelity? NO. Should I expect such a man to stand up and repel the distorted concept that Igbo culture is a culture of infidelity? NOPE. My parents have been happily married for 30 years and the way I see it, there's no end until deaths says so., same thing applies to my uncles/aunts who have been happily married for years with no end in sight.


For every case of infidelity like the case of the man I mentioned above, there are thousands of cases like that of my parents/aunts/uncles. I expect the imbecilic efulefu/anu mpam/Akalogoli/ekwensu Igbo men to argue against my post because whatever gratification they gain from doing push up between the thighs of Shekima, Bonquesha and Kessiah has drastically blurred their sense of reasoning.


On the issue of respect for elders, again that is nonsense. That Igbo people do not prostrate does not connote lack of respect, they have their own ways of greeting the elders. It is true that a lot of these positive ideals get washed away as soon as the Igbo man steps into oyinbo land but when push comes to shove, everyone remembers not to eat pepper soup with their anus.

When I was growing up, it was an abomination to roll your eyes in the presence of your elders. . . such display of insolence will only get you a serious dose of ass whupping from the elder and your parents, you dare not mention it when you get home and you better pray that the elder will not come to your house to report your insolence. I know there are imbeciles who will stand for the foolish acts of their children but the majority did not play that. It was a simple case of "don't go out looking for trouble because you will get your ass kicked, home and away"

Now if you tell me that Igbo people are doing a dismal job of promoting their language, I'D be the indisputable king of imbeciles to argue with that, considering I know some Igbo families who flog their children for speaking 'vernacular' in one bush village (name withheld ) in Anambra state. If there's an award for that ridiculous practice. . . I am not sure they have a rival.

[quote author=khai_khai link=topic=163748.msg2719989#msg2719989 date=1219942654]the Ibos do have a culture as much as everyone else.

Compared to most cultures, in aspects like fidelity in marriage and respect to elders, theirs' is quite lax.[/quote]My friend, don't come here and spout nonsense.

kech:
To reply your post, I really concur with Queenisha's statement.

1) The love of his mother is the beginning of wisdom. 
2) Being a good cook is a big plus. PLEASE learn how to cook some ibo dishes. Unless you are serving your husband only, do not serve your inlaws or his relatives your own local dish, they will not eat!! They will not even try!! Trust me on this one.  Its better you just serve rice and stew or jollof rice.
3) Being a domestic hard worker. Do you do house chores well?  Can you sweep well? (There's a difference between sweeping ang sweeping well. In ibo land if u sweep without bending your back a certain way, they'll conclude that u don't know how to sweep and they'll make a big deal out of it), I'll be back to give you more, I dey come.

Sounds like something out of Things for Apart. Come on now, it is not like she's about to marry a bushman from Umuanumanu village.

Chasing shadows as usual. Nothing new here. Forward NEVER, backward EVER . . . this indeed is a very bizarre country.

@Outlaws, I hope you don't have a problem with people labeling you a scam artist just because you are a Nigerian (I am assuming you're Naija). I can conveniently say that 90% of Obama supporters in this country are Caucasians, considering the insignificant black population. Your title is ridiculous and racist to say the least, you really need to accept that simple fact.

tpia:
soon now they'll also start saying they were born gay. That way they get more sympathy.

. . . or get quick Visa to the USA (asylum seekers ). . . 419 has many faces.

Someone Islamic nut case sent him a disturbing threat masquerading as warning/word of advice. It's been awhile so I don't know if some jobless imbeciles are still playing that game.

Kobojunkie:
Any proof for the above statement in bold?

He ''established'' Sha-ria in Kastina. . . and that my friend, is ''SUCCESS''.

Tobechi/Tochi - Praise God
Uchichi - Night/Darkness
Ochichii - Darkness
Akidi - Green bean
Echidime - Tomorrow is unpredictable/the future is unpredictable/nobody knows tomorrow

The fund raising fiasco was ill conceived and ridiculous but I hope EFCC has a better reason for her arrest. If her arrest is solely based on the Obama adventure, then the EFCC is more ridiculous than the fund raising Xtravaganza. This country sure has a multitude of imbeciles running unfettered.

ifyalways:
lmao
what are their grievances?

Commercial drivers and citizen would rather die than give N20 to an slowpoke. In an act of desperation, they tried the complete replacement of armed robbers  but the irate citizens chased them into the Atlantic Ocean with juju, cutlass, cassava stem stumps, catapults, stones and broken bottles. This dastardly and despicable act of  Nigerians in denying the police their rights has caused acute kwashiokor, stomach ulcer and other malnutrition/starvation related ailments in the in the police community. . . 

Kobojunkie:
**Cough*** the 15 Months in office where spent "PLANNING" For Nigeria 2020 dream _{(a plan which is likely to be scrapped by the next administration, and so on and so forth)} .

The great planners. . .

We just love to spin in circles. . . ''Illusion 2020'' .We've heard it all before. Please give us ''Reality 2008/2009''

cold:
Haba! Y na

Ahh. . . just imagine an elementary school kid who's always hounded by a hopeless imbecilic bully on his way to school. . . if this slowpoke of a bully goes on strike. . . the elementary school kid will surely dance in the market square for 48 hrs per day out of overwhelming joy. . .